The New Accelerator by H.G. Wells
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The New Accelerator

by H .G .Wells

Certainly, if ever aman found aguinea when he_was looking for apin, it_is my good friend Professor Gibberne . I_have heard before of investigators overshooting the mark, but never quite to_the extent that he has_done .He has really, this_time at any rate, without any touch of exaggeration in_the phrase, found something to revolutionise human life . and_that when he_was simply seeking an all-round nervous stimulant to bring languid people up_to_the stresses of_these pushful days . I_have tasted the stuff now several_times, and I_cannot do better than describe the effect the thing had on me . that_there_are astonishing experiences in store for all in search of new sensations will become apparent enough .

Professor Gibberne, as_many people know, is my neighbour in Folkestone .Unless my memory plays me atrick, his portrait at various ages has already appeared in_the Strand Magazine_--think late in 1899 but I_am unable to look it up because I_have lent that volume to someone who has never sent it back .The reader may, perhaps, recall the high forehead and_the singularly long black eyebrows that give such aMephistophelean touch to_his face .He occupies one of_those pleasant little detached houses in_the mixed style that make_the western end of_the Upper Sandgate Road so interesting .His is_the one with_the Flemish gables and_the Moorish portico, and it_is in_the little room with_the mullioned bay window that he works when he_is down here, and in_which of an evening we_have so often smoked and talked together . he_is amighty jester, but, besides, he likes to_talk to_me about his work; he_is one of_those men who find ahelp and stimulus in talking, and so I_have_been_able to_follow the conception of_the New Accelerator right up from avery early stage . of_course, the greater portion of_his experimental work is_not done in Folkestone, but in Gower Street, in_the fine new laboratory next to_the hospital that he has_been the first to use .

As every_one knows, or at_least as all intelligent people know, the special department in_which Gibberne has gained so great and deserved areputation among physiologists is_the action of drugs upon_the nervous system .Upon soporifics, sedatives, and anaesthetics he_is, I_am told, unequalled . he_is also achemist of considerable eminence, and I suppose in_the subtle and complex jungle of riddles that centres about_the ganglion cell and_the axis fibre there_are little cleared places of_his making, little glades of illumination, that, until he sees fit to_publish his results, are still inaccessible to every_other living man .And in_the last few years he has_been particularly assiduous upon_this question of nervous stimulants, and already, before_the discovery of_the New Accelerator, very successful with_them .Medical science has_to thank him for at_least three distinct and absolutely safe invigorators of unrivalled value to practising men .In cases of exhaustion the preparation known as Gibberne's B Syrup has, I suppose, saved more lives already than any lifeboat round the coast .

"But none of_these little things begin to satisfy me yet," he_told me nearly ayear ago ."Either they increase the central energy without affecting the nerves, or they simply increase the available energy by lowering the nervous conductivity; and all of_them are unequal and local in their operation .One wakes up the heart and viscera and leaves the brain stupefied, one gets at_the brain champagne fashion, and does nothing good for_the solar plexus, and what i_want--and what, if_it's an earthly possibility, I mean to_have--is astimulant that stimulates all round, that wakes you up for atime from_the crown of your head to_the tip of your great toe, and makes you go two--or even three--to everybody else's one .Eh ? That's the thing I'm after ."

"It would tire aman," I_said .

"Not adoubt of it .And you'd eat double or treble--and all that .But just think what the thing would mean .Imagine yourself with alittle phial like this"--he held up alittle bottle of green glass and marked his points with it--"and in_this precious phial is_the power to_think twice as fast, move twice as quickly, do twice_as_much work in agiven time as you_could otherwise do ."

"But is such athing possible ? "

"I believe so . if_it isn't, I've wasted my_time for ayear .These various preparations of_the hypophosphites, for example, seem to show that something of_the sort .. .Even if_it_was only_one and ahalf times as fast it would do ."

"It would do," I_said .

" if_you were astatesman in acorner, for example, time rushing up against you, something urgent to_be_done, eh ? "

" he_could dose his private secretary," I_said .

"And gain--double time .And think if you_, for example, wanted to finish abook ."

"Usually," I_said, " i_wish I'd never begun 'em ."

"Or adoctor, driven to death, wants to sit down and think out acase .Or abarrister--or aman cramming for an examination ."

"Worth aguinea adrop," said I, "and more--to men like that ."

"And in aduel, again," said Gibberne, "where it all depends on_your quickness in pulling the trigger ."

"Or in fencing," I echoed .

" you_see," said Gibberne, "if I get it as an all-round thing, it_will really do_you no harm at all--except perhaps to an infinitesimal degree it brings you nearer old age . you_will just have lived twice to other people's once--"

"I suppose," I meditated, "in aduel--it would_be fair ? "

"That's aquestion for_the seconds," said Gibberne .

I harked back further ."And you really think such athing is_ possible ? " I_said .

"As possible," said Gibberne, and glanced at something that went throbbing by_the window, "as amotor-bus .As amatter of fact--"

He paused and smiled at me deeply, and tapped slowly on_the edge of_his desk with_the green phial ." i_think I_know the stuff .. .Already I've got something coming ." The nervous smile upon his face betrayed the gravity of_his revelation .He rarely talked of_his actual experimental work unless things were very near the end ."And it may_be, it may_be--I shouldn't be surprised--it may even do_the thing at agreater rate than twice ."

" it_will_be rather abig thing," I hazarded .

" it_will_be, i_think, rather abig thing ."

But I don't think he quite knew what abig thing it_was to_be, for all that .

I remember we had several talks about_the stuff after_that ."The New Accelerator" he_called it, and_his tone about_it grew more confident on each occasion .Sometimes he talked nervously of unexpected physiological results its use might_have, and then he_would get alittle unhappy; at others he_was frankly mercenary, and we debated long and anxiously how the preparation might_be turned to commercial account ."It's agood thing," said Gibberne, "a tremendous thing . I_know I'm giving the world something, and i_think it only reasonable we_should expect the world to_pay .The dignity of science is all very_well, but i_think somehow I_must_have the monopoly of_the stuff for, say, ten years .I don't see why all the fun in life should go to_the dealers in ham ."

My own interest in_the coming drug certainly did_not wane in_the time . I_have always had aqueer little twist towards metaphysics in my mind . I_have always been given to paradoxes about space and time, and it seemed to_me that Gibberne was really preparing no less_than_the absolute acceleration of life .Suppose aman repeatedly dosed with_such apreparation: he_would live an active and record life indeed, but he_would_be an adult at eleven, middle-aged at twenty-five, and by thirty well on_the road to senile decay .It seemed to_me that so_far Gibberne was only going to_do for any_one who took his drug exactly what Nature has_done for_the Jews and Orientals, who_are men in their teens and aged by fifty, and quicker in thought and act than we_are all the time .The marvel of drugs has always been great to my mind; you_can madden aman, calm aman, make him incredibly strong and alert or ahelpless log, quicken this passion and allay that, all by_means of drugs, and here was anew miracle to_be added to_this strange armoury of phials the doctors use ! But Gibberne was far too eager upon his technical points to enter very keenly into my aspect of_the question .

It was_the 7th or 8th of August when he_told me the distillation that_would decide his failure or success for atime was going forward as_we talked, and it_was on_the 10th that he_told me the thing was_done and_the New Accelerator atangible reality in_the_world .I met him as i_was going up the Sandgate Hill towards Folkestone-- i_think i_was going to_get my hair cut, and he_came hurrying down to meet me--I suppose he_was coming to my house to_tell me at once of_his success .I remember that his eyes were unusually bright and_his face flushed, and I noted even then the swift alacrity of_his step .

"It's done," he cried, and gripped my hand, speaking very fast; "it's more than done .Come up_to my house and_see ."

"Really ? "

"Really ! " he shouted ."Incredibly ! Come up and_see ."

"And it does--twice ? "

"It does more, much more .It scares me .Come up and_see the stuff .Taste it ! Try it ! It's the most amazing stuff on earth ." He gripped my arm and; walking at such apace that he forced me into atrot, went shouting with me up the hill .awhole char--banc_-ful of people turned and stared at us in unison after_the manner of people in chars--banc . it_was one of_those hot, clear days that Folkestone sees so_much of, every colour incredibly bright and every outline hard . there_was abreeze, of_course, but not so_much breeze as sufficed under these conditions


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