The New Accelerator by H.G. Wells
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so_much breeze as sufficed under these conditions to_keep me cool and dry .I panted for mercy .

"I'm not walking fast, am I ? " cried Gibberne, and slackened his pace to aquick march .

"You've been taking some_of_this stuff," I puffed .

"No," he_said ." at_the utmost adrop of water that stood in abeaker from_which I had washed out the last traces of_the stuff . i_took some last night, you_know .But that_is ancient history now ."

"And it goes twice ? " I_said, nearing his doorway in agrateful perspiration .

"It goes athousand times, many thousand times ! " cried Gibberne, with adramatic gesture, flinging open his Early English carved oak gate .

"Phew ! " said I, and followed him to_the door .

"I don't know how_many_times it goes," he_said, with_his latch-key in_his hand .

"And you----"

"It throws all sorts of light on nervous physiology, it kicks the theory of vision into aperfectly new shape ! .. .Heaven knows how_many thousand times .We'll try all that after----The thing is to_try the stuff now ."

"Try the stuff ? " I_said, as_we went along the passage .

"Rather," said Gibberne, turning on me in_his study ."There it_is in_that little green phial there ! Unless you happen to_be afraid ? "

I_am acareful man by nature, and only theoretically adventurous .I _was afraid .But on_the other hand, there_is pride .

"Well," I haggled ."You say you've tried it ? "

"I've tried it," he_said, "and I don't look hurt by_it, do I ? I don't even look livery, and I feel_----"

I sat down ." give_me the potion," I_said ." if_the worst comes to_the worst it_will save having my hair cut, and_that, i_think, is one_of_the_most hateful duties of acivilised man .How do_you take_the mixture ? "

"With water," said Gibberne, whacking down acarafe .

He stood up in front of_his desk and regarded me in_his easy-chair; his manner was suddenly affected by atouch of_the Harley Street specialist ."It's rum stuff, you_know," he_said .

I_made agesture with my hand .

" I_must warn you, in_the first place, as_soon_as you've got it down to shut your eyes, and open them very cautiously in aminute or so's time .One still sees .The sense of vision is aquestion of length of vibration, and not of multitude of impacts; but there's akind of shock to_the retina, anasty giddy confusion just at_the_time if_the eyes are open .Keep 'em shut ."

"Shut," I_said ."Good ! "

" and_the next thing is, keep still .Don't begin to whack about . you_may fetch something anasty rap if_you_do .Remember you_will_be going several thousand times faster than you ever did before, heart, lungs, muscles, brain--everything--and you_will hit hard without knowing it .You won't know it, you_know .You'll feel just as_you_do now .Only everything in_the_world will seem_to_be going ever so_many thousand times slower than it ever went before .That's what makes it so deuced queer ."

"Lor," I_said ."And you mean----"

"You'll see," said he, and took up alittle measure .He glanced at_the material on_his desk ."Glasses," he_said, "water .All here .Mustn't take too_much for_the first attempt ."

The little phial glucked out its precious contents ."Don't forget what i_told you," he_said, turning the contents of_the measure into aglass in_the manner of an Italian waiter measuring whisky ."Sit with_the eyes tightly shut and in absolute stillness for two minutes," he_said ."Then you_will hear me speak ."

He added an inch or so of water to_the little dose in each glass .

"By-the-by," he_said, "don't put your glass down .Keep it in your hand and rest your hand on_your knee .Yes--so .And now----"

He raised his glass .

"The New Accelerator," I_said .

"The New Accelerator," he answered, and we touched glasses and drank, and instantly I closed my eyes .

you_know that blank non-existence into which one drops when one has taken "gas ." For an indefinite interval it_was like that .Then I heard Gibberne telling me to wake up, and I stirred and opened my eyes .There he stood as he had_been standing, glass still in hand . it_was empty, that was all the difference .

"Well ? " said I .

"Nothing out_of_the way ? "

"Nothing .aslight feeling of exhilaration, perhaps .Nothing more ."

"Sounds ? "

"Things are still," I_said ."By Jove ! yes ! they_are still .Except the sort of faint pat, patter, like rain falling on different things . what_is it ? "

"Analysed sounds," i_think he_said, but I_am not sure .He glanced at_the window ." have_you ever seen acurtain before awindow fixed in_that way before ? "

I followed his eyes, and there_was the end of_the curtain, frozen, as it were, corner high, in_the act of flapping briskly in_the breeze .

"No," said I; "that's odd ."

"And here," he_said, and opened the hand that held the glass .Naturally I winced, expecting the glass to smash .But so_far from smashing, it did_not even seem to stir; it hung in mid-air--motionless ."Roughly speaking," said Gibberne, "an object in_these latitudes falls 16 feet in_the first second .This glass is falling 16 feet in asecond now .Only, you_see, it hasn't been falling yet for_the hundredth part of asecond .That gives you some idea of_the pace of_my Accelerator ."

And he waved his hand round and round, over and under the slowly sinking glass .Finally he_took it by_the bottom, pulled it down and placed it very carefully on_the table ."Eh ? " he_said to_me, and laughed .

"That seems all right," I_said, and began very gingerly to raise myself from my chair . I_felt perfectly well, very light and comfortable, and quite confident in my mind . i_was going fast all over .My heart, for example, was beating athousand times asecond, but that caused me no discomfort at all .I looked out_of_the window .An immovable cyclist, head down and with afrozen puff of dust behind his driving-wheel, scorched to overtake agalloping char--banc that did_not stir .I gaped in amazement at_this incredible spectacle ."Gibberne," I cried, "how long will this confounded stuff last ? "

"Heaven knows ! " he answered ."Last time i_took it I went to bed and slept it off .I tell you, i_was frightened .It must_have lasted some minutes, i_think--it seemed like hours .But after abit it slows down rather suddenly, I believe ."

i_was proud to observe that I_did_not feel frightened--I suppose because there were two of us ."Why shouldn't we go out ? " I asked .

" why_not ? "

"They'll see us ."

"Not they .Goodness, no ! Why, we_shall_be going athousand times faster than_the quickest conjuring trick that was ever done .Come along ! which_way shall we go ? Window, or door ? "

And out by_the window we went .

Assuredly of all the strange experiences that I_have ever had, or imagined, or read of other people having or imagining, that little raid I_made with Gibberne on_the Folkestone Leas, under the influence of_the New Accelerator, was_the strangest and maddest of all .We went out by his gate into_the road, and there we_made aminute examination of_the statuesque passing traffic .The tops of_the wheels and some_of_the legs of_the horses of_this char--banc, the end of_the whip-lash and_the lower jaw of_the conductor--who was just beginning to yawn--were perceptibly in motion, but all the rest of_the lumbering conveyance seemed still .And quite noiseless except for afaint rattling that came from one man's throat .And as parts of_this frozen edifice there were adriver, you_know, and aconductor, and eleven people ! The effect as_we walked about_the thing began by being madly queer and ended by being--disagreeable .There they were, people like ourselves and yet not like ourselves, frozen in careless attitudes, caught in mid-gesture .agirl and aman smiled at one another, aleering smile that threatened to last for evermore; awoman in afloppy capelline rested her arm on_the rail and stared at Gibberne's house with_the unwinking stare of eternity; aman stroked his moustache like afigure of wax, and another stretched atiresome stiff hand with extended fingers towards his loosened hat .We stared at them, we laughed at them, we_made faces at them, and then asort of disgust of_them came upon us, and we turned away and walked round in front of_the cyclist towards the Leas .

"Goodness ! " cried Gibberne, suddenly; "look there ! "

He pointed, and there at_the tip of_his finger and sliding down the air with wings flapping slowly and at_the speed of an exceptionally languid snail--was abee .

And so we came out upon_the Leas .There the thing seemed madder than ever .The band was playing in_the upper stand, though all the sound it made for_us was alow-pitched, wheezy rattle, asort of prolonged last sigh that passed at times into asound like the slow, muffled ticking of some monstrous clock .Frozen people stood erect, strange, silent, self-conscious-looking dummies hung unstably in mid-stride, promenading upon_the grass .I passed close to alittle poodle dog suspended in_the act of leaping, and watched the slow movement of_his legs as he sank to earth ."Lord, look here ! " cried Gibberne, and we halted for amoment before amagnificent person in white faint--striped flannels, white shoes, and aPanama hat, who turned back to wink at two gaily dressed ladies he had passed .awink, studied with_such leisurely deliberation as we_could afford, is an unattractive thing .It loses any quality of alert gaiety, and one remarks that_the winking eye does_not completely close, that under its drooping lid appears the lower edge of an eyeball and alittle line of white ."Heaven give_me memory," said I, " and_I_will never wink again ."

"Or smile," said Gibberne,


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