By Edward Everett Hale (1822-1909)
[
Atlantic Monthly_, September, 1859
Republished
volume, The Man Without
Country, and Other Tales (1868), by Edward Everett Hale (Little, Brown & Co
)
]
often that I trouble the readers
Atlantic Monthly
I
trouble them now, but
importunities
wife, who "feels to insist" that
duty to society is unfulfilled, till
told why I had
double, and how he undid me
sure, she says, that intelligent persons cannot understand that pressure upon public servants which alone drives any man
employment of
double
And while
she thinks,
bottom of her heart, that my fortunes will never be re-made, she has
faint hope, that, as another Rasselas,
teach
lesson to future publics,
profit, though we die
Owing
behavior
double, or,
please,
public pressure which compelled me to employ him,
plenty of leisure to write this communication

, or rather was,
minister,
Sandemanian connection
settled
active, wide-awake town of Naguadavick, on
finest water-powers in Maine
We used
it
Western town
heart
civilization of New England

charming place

spirited, brave young parish had I; and it seemed
all "the joy of eventful living" to our hearts' content

Alas ! how little
day
ordination, and in those halcyon moments
first housekeeping !
the confidential friend in
hundred families
town--cutting the social trifle, as my friend Haliburton says, "
top
whipped-syllabub
bottom
sponge-cake,
the foundation"--
abreast
thought
age in one's study, and
one's best on Sunday to interweave that thought
active life of an active town, and to inspirit both and make both infinite by glimpses
Eternal Glory, seemed such an exquisite forelook into one's life ! Enough
, and all so real and so grand !
vision could only have lasted

The truth is,
vision was not in itself
delusion, nor, indeed, half bright enough
If one could only
left
his own business, the vision
accomplished itself and brought out new paraheliacal visions, each as bright
original
The misery was
, as
out, I and Polly, before long, that, besides the vision, and besides the usual human and finite failures in life (such as breaking the old pitcher that came over
Mayflower, and putting
fire the alpenstock
her father climbed Mont Blanc)--besides, these,
(imitating the style of Robinson Crusoe), there were pitchforked in on us
great rowen-heap of humbugs, handed down from some unknown seed-time,
we were expected, and I chiefly, to fulfil certain public functions
community,
character
fulfilled
third row of supernumeraries who stand behind the Sepoys
spectacle
Cataract
Ganges
They were the duties, in
word, which one performs as member of one or another social class or subdivision, wholly distinct from what one does as
. by himself
. What invisible power put these functions on me, it
very hard
But such power
And I
at work
year before
living two lives, one real and one merely functional--for two sets of people, one my parish, whom I loved,
other
vague public, for whom
care two straws
All
in
vague notion, which everybody had and has,
second life would eventually bring out some great results, unknown at present, to somebody somewhere

Crazed
duality of life, I first read Dr
Wigan
Duality
Brain_, hoping that
train one side
head
these outside jobs,
other
my intimate and real duties
For Richard Greenough once told me that, in studying
statue of Franklin,
left side
great man's face was philosophic and reflective,
right side funny and smiling
go and look
bronze statue,
he has repeated this observation there for posterity
The eastern profile
portrait
statesman Franklin, the western of Poor Richard
But Dr
Wigan
go into these niceties
subject, and I failed
then that, on my wife's suggestion, I resolved to look out for
Double

, at first, singularly successful
We happened
recreating at Stafford Springs that summer
We rode out one day, for
relaxations
watering-place,
great Monsonpon House
We were passing through
large halls, when my destiny was fulfilled !
my man !
not shaven
He had on no spectacles
dressed in
green baize roundabout and faded blue overalls, worn sadly
knee
But
at once that
height, five feet four and
half
He had black hair, worn off by his hat
So have and
I
He stooped in walking
So do I
His hands were large, and mine
And--choicest gift of Fate in all--he had, not "a strawberry-mark
left arm," but
cut from
juvenile brickbat over his right eye, slightly affecting the play
eyebrow
Reader, so have I ! --My fate was sealed !
word with Mr Holley,
inspectors, settled the whole thing
It proved
Dennis Shea was
harmless, amiable fellow,
class known as shiftless, who had sealed his fate by marrying
dumb wife, who was
moment ironing
laundry
Before I left Stafford, I had hired both for five years
We had applied to Judge Pynchon, then the probate judge at Springfield,
the name of Dennis Shea to Frederic Ingham
We had explained
Judge,
the precise truth, that an eccentric gentleman wished to adopt Dennis under this new name into his family
It never occurred to him that Dennis
more than fourteen years old
And thus, to shorten this preface, when we returned at night to my parsonage at Naguadavick, there entered Mrs Ingham, her new dumb laundress, myself, who am Mr Frederic Ingham, and my double, who was Mr Frederic Ingham by as good right as I

Oh, the fun we had the next morning in shaving his beard to my pattern, cutting his hair to match mine, and teaching him how to wear and how
off gold-bowed spectacles ! Really, they were electroplate,
glass was plain (
poor fellow's eyes were excellent)
Then in four successive afternoons I taught him four speeches
I had found these
quite enough
supernumerary-Sepoy line of life, and
well
they were
For though
good-natured,
very shiftless, and
, as our national proverb says, "like pulling teeth" to teach him
But
end
next week he
, with quite my easy and frisky air:
1
"
,
And you ? " This for an answer to casual salutations

2
"
you liked it
"
3
"
said, and,
whole,
said, that
occupy the time
"
4
"I agree, in general, with my friend
other side
room
"
At first I had
feeling that
going
at great cost for clothing him
But it proved,
, at once, that, whenever
out,
at home
And I went, during the bright period
success, to so few
awful pageants which require
black dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after Mr Dickens,
white choker, that
happy retreat
own dressing-gowns and jackets my days went by as happily and cheaply
of another Thalaba
And Polly declares
never
year
tailoring cost so little
He lived (Dennis, not Thalaba)
wife's room over the kitchen
He had orders never to show himself
window
When he appeared
front
house, I retired to my sanctissimum and my dressing-gown
In short, the Dutchman and, his wife,
old weather-box,
less
with, each
he and I
the furnace-fire and split the wood before daylight; then he went to sleep again, and slept late; then came for orders, with
red silk bandanna tied round his head,
overalls on,
dress-coat and spectacles off
happened
interrupted, no one guessed that
Frederic Ingham
as I; and,
neighborhood, there grew up an impression
minister's Irishman worked day-times
factory village at New Coventry
After I had given him his orders, I never saw him till the

I launched him by sending him to
meeting
Enlightenment Board
The Enlightenment Board consists of seventy-four members, of whom sixty-seven are necessary
quorum
One becomes
member under the regulations laid down in old Judge Dudley's will
I became one by being ordained pastor of
church in Naguadavick
help yourself,
particular time we had had four successive meetings, averaging four hours each--wholly occupied in whipping in
quorum
first only eleven men were present;
next, by force of three circulars, twenty-seven;
third, thanks to two days' canvassing by Auchmuty and myself, begging men
, we had sixty
Half the others were in Europe
But without
quorum
do nothing
All the rest of us waited grimly
four hours, and adjourned without any action
fourth meeting we had flagged, and only got fifty-nine together
But
first appearance
double--whom
fatal Monday
fifth meeting--he
sixty-seventh man who entered the room