The Man who Could Work Miracles by H.G. Wells
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avery gingerly manner picked up the tobacco-jar, examined it, replaced it on_the table ."_Well ! " was_the only expression of_his feelings .

"Now, after_that it's easier to explain what I_came about," said Mr Fotheringay; and proceeded to alengthy and involved narrative of_his strange experiences, beginning with_the affair of_the lamp in_the Long Dragon and complicated by persistent allusions to Winch .As he went on, the transient pride Mr Maydig's consternation had caused passed away; he became the very ordinary Mr Fotheringay of everyday intercourse again .Mr Maydig listened intently, the tobacco-jar in_his hand, and_his bearing changed also with_the course of_the narrative .Presently, while Mr Fotheringay was dealing with_the miracle of_the third egg, the minister interrupted with afluttering, extended hand .

" it_is possible," he_said ." it_is credible . it_is amazing, of_course, but it reconciles anumber of amazing difficulties .The power to work miracles is agift--a peculiar quality like genius or second sight; hitherto it has_come very rarely and to exceptional people .But in this_case .. . I_have always wondered at_the miracles of Mahomet, and at Yogi's miracles, and_the miracles of Madame Blavatsky .But, of_course--Yes, it_is simply agift ! It carries out so beautifully the arguments of_that great thinker"-- Mr Maydig's voice sank--"his Grace the Duke of Argyll .Here we plumb some profounder law--deeper than_the ordinary laws of nature .Yes--yes .Go on .Go on ! "

Mr Fotheringay proceeded to_tell of_his misadventure with Winch, and Mr Maydig, no longer overawed or scared, began to jerk his limbs about and interject astonishment ."It's this what troubled me most," proceeded Mr Fotheringay; "it's this I'm most mijitly in want of advice for; of_course he's at San Francisco--wherever San Francisco may_be--but of_course it's awkward for both of us, as_you'll see, Mr Maydig .I don't see how he_can understand what has happened, and I daresay he's scared and exasperated something tremendous, and trying to_get at me .I daresay he keeps on starting off to_come here .I send_him back, by amiracle, every few hours, when i_think of it .And, of_course, that's athing he won't be_able to understand, and it's bound to annoy him; and, of_course, if he takes aticket every time it_will cost him alot of money .I done the best I_could for him, but, of_course, it's difficult for him to_put himself in my place . i_thought afterwards that his clothes might_have got scorched, you_know--if Hades is all it's supposed to_be--before I shifted him . in_that case I suppose they'd have locked him up in San Francisco . of_course I willed him anew suit of clothes on him directly i_thought of it .But, you_see, I'm already in adeuce of atangle----"

Mr Maydig looked serious ." I_see you_are in atangle .Yes, it's adifficult position .How you_are to end it .. ." He became diffuse and inconclusive .

"However, we'll leave Winch for alittle and discuss the larger question .I don't think this_is acase of_the black art or anything of_the sort .I don't think there_is any taint of criminality about_it at all, Mr Fotheringay--none whatever, unless you_are suppressing material facts .No, it's miracles--pure miracles--miracles, if I_may say so, of_the very highest class ."

He began to pace the hearthrug and gesticulate, while Mr Fotheringay sat with_his arm on_the table and_his head on_his arm, looking worried ."I don't see how I'm to manage about Winch," he_said .

"A gift of working miracles--apparently avery powerful gift," said Mr Maydig, " will_find away about Winch--never fear .My dear_Sir, you_are amost important man--a man of_the most astonishing possibilities .As evidence, for example ! And in other ways, the things you_may do .. ."

"Yes, I've thought of athing or two," said Mr Fotheringay ."But-- some_of_the things came abit twisty .You saw that fish at first ? Wrong sort of bowl and wrong sort of fish .And i_thought I'd ask someone ."

"A proper course," said Mr Maydig, "a very proper course--altogether the proper course ." He stopped and looked at Mr Fotheringay ."It's practically an unlimited gift . let_us test your powers, for instance . if_they really are .. . if_they really are all they seem_to_be ."

And so, incredible as it may seem, in_the study of_the little house behind the Congregational Chapel, on_the evening of Sunday, Nov .10, 1896, Mr Fotheringay, egged on and inspired by_Mr Maydig, began to work miracles .The reader's attention is specially and definitely called to_the date . he_will object, probably has already objected, that certain points in_this story are improbable, that if any things of_the sort already described had indeed occurred, they_would_have been in all the papers at_that_time .The details immediately following he_will_find particularly hard to accept, because among other things they involve the conclusion that he or she, the reader in_question, must have_been killed in aviolent and unprecedented manner more than ayear ago .Now amiracle is nothing if_not improbable, and as amatter of fact the reader was killed in aviolent and unprecedented manner in 1896 . in_the subsequent course of_this story that_will become perfectly clear and credible, as every right-minded and reasonable reader will admit .But this_is_not the place for_the end of_the story, being but little beyond the hither side of_the middle .And at first the miracles worked by_Mr Fotheringay were timid little miracles--little things with_the cups and parlour fitments, as feeble as_the miracles of Theosophists, and, feeble as_they were, they were received with awe by his collaborator . he_would_have preferred to settle the Winch business out of hand, but Mr Maydig would_not let him .But after they had worked adozen of_these domestic trivialities, their sense of power grew, their imagination began to show signs of stimulation, and their ambition enlarged .Their first larger enterprise was due to hunger and_the negligence of Mrs Minchin, Mr Maydig's housekeeper .The meal to_which_the minister conducted Mr Fotheringay was certainly ill-laid and uninviting as refreshment for two industrious miracle-workers; but they were seated, and Mr Maydig was descanting in sorrow rather than in anger upon his housekeeper's shortcomings, before it occurred to Mr Fotheringay that an opportunity lay before him ."Don't you_think, Mr Maydig," he_said, " if_it isn't aliberty, I_----"

"My dear_Mr Fotheringay ! of_course ! No--I didn't think ."

Mr Fotheringay waved his hand ."What shall we_have ? " he_said, in alarge, inclusive spirit, and, at Mr Maydig's order, revised the supper very thoroughly ."As for_me," he_said, eyeing Mr Maydig's selection, " I_am always particularly fond of atankard of stout and anice Welsh rarebit, and I'll order that .I ain't much given to Burgundy," and forthwith stout and Welsh rarebit promptly appeared at his command .They sat long at their supper, talking like equals, as Mr Fotheringay presently perceived, with aglow of surprise and gratification, of all the miracles they_would presently do ."And, by-the-by, Mr Maydig," said Mr Fotheringay, " I_might perhaps be_able to help_you--in adomestic way ."

"Don't quite follow," said Mr Maydig, pouring out aglass of miraculous old Burgundy .

Mr Fotheringay helped himself to asecond Welsh rarebit out of vacancy, and took amouthful ." i_was thinking," he_said, " I_might_be able (_chum, chum_) to work (_chum, chum_) amiracle with Mrs Minchin (_chum, chum_)--make her abetter woman ."

Mr Maydig put down the glass and looked doubtful .

"She's----She strongly objects to interference, you_know, Mr Fotheringay .And--as amatter of fact--it's well past eleven and she's probably in bed and asleep . do_you_think, on_the whole----"

Mr Fotheringay considered these objections ."I don't see that_it shouldn't be_done in her sleep ."

For atime Mr Maydig opposed the idea, and then he yielded .Mr Fotheringay issued his orders, and alittle less at their ease, perhaps, the two gentlemen proceeded with their repast .Mr Maydig was enlarging on_the changes he might expect in_his housekeeper next_day, with an optimism, that seemed even to Mr Fotheringay's supper senses alittle forced and hectic, when aseries of confused noises from upstairs began .Their eyes exchanged interrogations, and Mr Maydig left the room hastily .Mr Fotheringay heard him calling up to_his housekeeper and then his footsteps going softly up_to her .

In aminute or so the minister returned, his step light, his face radiant ."Wonderful ! " he_said, "and touching ! Most touching ! "

He began pacing the hearthrug ."A repentance--a most touching repentance-- through_the crack of_the door .Poor woman ! amost wonderful change ! She had got up .She must_have got up at once .She had got up out of her sleep to smash aprivate bottle of brandy in her box .And to confess it too ! .. .But this gives us--it opens--a most amazing vista of possibilities . if_we_can work this miraculous change in her .. ."

"The thing's unlimited seemingly," said Mr Fotheringay ."And about Mr Winch----"

"Altogether unlimited ." And from_the hearthrug Mr Maydig, waving the Winch difficulty aside, unfolded aseries of wonderful proposals-- proposals he invented as he went along .

Now what those proposals were does_not concern the essentials of_this story .Suffice it that_they were designed in aspirit of infinite benevolence, the sort of benevolence that used to_be called post-prandial .Suffice it, too,


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