Oz 02: The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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Tip managed to grasp achimney, else he would_have_been blown off the roof by_the terrible breeze raised by_the wings .The Scarecrow, being light in weight, was caught up bodily and borne through_the air until Tip luckily seized him by one leg and held him fast .The Woggle-Bug lay flat upon_the roof and so escaped harm,

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199 and_the Tin Woodman, whose weight of tin anchored him firmly, threw both arms around Jack Pumpkinhead and managed to save him .The Saw-Horse toppled over upon his back and lay with_his legs waving helplessly above him .

And now, while all were struggling to recover themselves, the Thing rose slowly from_the roof and mounted into_the air .

"Here ! Come back ! " cried Tip, in afrightened voice, as he clung to_the chimney with one hand and_the Scarecrow with_the other ."Come back at once, I command you ! "

it_was now that_the wisdom of_the Scarecrow, in bringing the head of_the Thing to life instead of_the legs, was proved beyond adoubt . for_the Gump, already high in_the air, turned its head at Tip's command and gradually circled around until it could view the roof of_the palace .

"Come back ! " shouted the boy, again .

and_the Gump obeyed, slowly and gracefully waving its four wings in_the air until the Thing had settled once more upon_the roof and become still .

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"This," said the Gump, in asqueaky voice not at all proportioned to_the size of_its great body, " is_the most novel experience I ever heard of .The last thing I remember distinctly is walking through_the forest and hearing aloud noise .Something probably killed me then, and it certainly ought_to_have been the end of me .Yet here I_am, alive again, with four monstrous wings and abody which I venture to_say would make any respectable animal or fowl weep with shame to own .What does it all mean ? Am I aGump, or am I ajuggernaut ? " The creature, as it spoke, wiggled its chin whiskers in avery comical manner .

"You're just aThing," answered Tip, "with aGump's head on_it .And we_have_made you and brought you to life so_that you_may carry us through_the air wherever we_wish to_go ."

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" very_good ! " said the Thing ."As I_am not aGump, I_cannot_have aGump's pride or independent spirit .So I_may as_well become your servant as anything else .My only satisfaction is_that I_do_not seem to_have avery strong constitution, and am not likely to live long in astate of slavery ."

"Don't say that, I beg of you ! " cried the Tin Woodman, whose excellent heart was strongly affected by_this sad speech ." are_you not feeling well today ? "

"Oh, as for_that," returned the Gump, " it_is my first day of existence; so I_cannot Judge whether I_am feeling well or ill ." And it waved its broom tail to and fro in apensive manner .

"Come, come ! " said the Scarecrow, kindly ."do try, to_be more cheerful and take life as_you find it . we_shall_be kind masters, and will strive to render your existence as pleasant as possible . are_you willing to carry us through_the air wherever we_wish to_go ? "

"Certainly," answered the Gump ."I greatly prefer to navigate the air .For should I travel on_the earth and meet with one of_my own species, my embarrassment would_be something awful ! "

" I_can appreciate that," said the Tin Woodman, sympathetically .

"And yet," continued the Thing, "when I carefully

203 look you over, my masters, none of you seems_to_be constructed much more artistically than I_am ."

"Appearances are deceitful," said the Woggle-Bug, earnestly ." I_am both Highly Magnified and Thoroughly Educated ."

"Indeed ! " murmured the Gump, indifferently .

"And my brains are considered remarkably rare specimens," added the Scarecrow, proudly .

"How strange ! " remarked the Gump .

"Although I_am of tin," said the Woodman, "I own aheart altogether the warmest and most admirable in_the whole world ."

"I'm delighted to hear it," replied the Gump, with aslight cough .

"My smile," said Jack Pumpkinhead, "is worthy your best attention . it_is always the same ."

"Semper idem," explained the Woggle-Bug, pompously; and_the Gump turned to stare at him .

"And I," declared the Saw-Horse, filling in an awkward pause, "am only remarkable because I_can't help it ."

" I_am proud, indeed, to meet with_such exceptional masters," said the Gump, in acareless tone ."If I_could but secure so complete an introduction to myself, i_would_be more than satisfied ."

" that_will come in_time," remarked the Scare-

204 crow ."To 'Know Thyself' is considered quite an accomplishment, which it has taken us, who_are your elders, months to perfect .But now," he added, turning to_the others, " let_us get aboard and start upon our journey ."

"Where shall we go ? " asked Tip, as he clambered to aseat on_the sofas and assisted the Pumpkinhead to_follow him .

" in_the South Country rules avery delightful Queen called Glinda the Good, who I_am_sure will gladly receive us," said the Scarecrow, getting into_the Thing clumsily ." let_us go to her and ask her advice ."

" that_is cleverly thought of," declared Nick Chopper, giving the Woggle-Bug aboost and then toppling the Saw-Horse into_the rear end of_the cushioned seats ." I_know Glinda the Good, and believe she will prove afriend indeed ."

"Are we all ready ? " asked the boy .

"Yes," announced the Tin Woodman, seating himself beside the Scarecrow .

"Then," said Tip, addressing the Gump, "be kind enough to fly with_us to_the Southward; and do_not go higher than to escape the houses and trees, for_it makes me dizzy to_be up so_far ."

"All right," answered the Gump, briefly .

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It flopped its four huge wings and rose slowly into_the air; and then, while our little band of adventurers clung to_the backs and sides of_the sofas for support, the Gump turned toward the South and soared swiftly and majestically away .

"The scenic effect, from_this altitude, is marvelous," commented the educated Woggle-Bug, as_they rode along .

"Never mind the scenery," said the Scarecrow ."Hold on tight, or you_may get atumble .The Thing seems to rock badly .'

" it_will_be dark soon," said Tip, observing that_the sun was low on_the horizon ."Perhaps we_should_have waited until morning .I wonder if_the Gump can fly in_the night ."

"I've been wondering that myself," returned the Gump quietly ." you_see, this_is anew experience to_me .I used to_have legs that carried me swiftly over the ground .But now my legs feel as if_they were asleep ."

" they_are," said Tip ."We didn't bring 'em to life ."

"You're expected to fly," explained the Scarecrow ."not to walk ."

" we_can walk ourselves," said the Woggle-Bug ."

I begin to understand what_is required of me," remarked the Gump; "so i_will do my best to

206 please you," and he flew on for atime in silence .

Presently Jack Pumpkinhead became uneasy .

"I wonder if riding through_the air is liable to spoil pumpkins," he_said .

"Not unless you carelessly drop your head over the side," answered the Woggle-Bug ." in_that event your head would no longer be apumpkin, for_it would become asquash ."

"Have I not asked you to restrain these unfeeling jokes ? " demanded Tip, looking at_the Woggle-Bug with asevere expression .

" you_have; and I've restrained a good_many_of_them," replied the insect ."But there_are opportunities for so_many excellent puns in_our language that, to an educated person like myself, the temptation to express them is almost irresistible ."

"People with more or less education discovered those puns centuries_ago," said Tip .

" are_you sure ? " asked the Woggle-Bug, with astartled look .

" of_course I_am," answered the boy ."An educated Woggle-Bug may_be anew thing; but aWoggle-Bug education is as old as_the hills, judging from_the display you make of it ."

The insect seemed much impressed by_this remark, and for atime maintained ameek silence .

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The Scarecrow, in shifting his seat, saw upon_the cushions the pepper-box which Tip had cast aside, and began to examine it .

"Throw it overboard," said the boy; "it's quite empty now, and there's no use keeping it ."

" is_it really empty ? " asked the Scarecrow, looking curiously into_the box .

" of_course_it_is," answered Tip ."I shook out every grain of_the powder .

"Then the box has two bottoms," announced the Scarecrow, " for_the bottom on_the inside is fully an inch away from_the bottom on_the outside ."

"Let me see," said the Tin Woodman, taking the box from_his friend ."Yes," he declared, after looking it over, "the thing certainly has afalse bottom .Now, I wonder what that_is for ? "

"Can't you get it apart, and find out ? " enquired Tip, now quite interested in_the mystery .

"Why, yes; the lower bottom unscrews," said the Tin Woodman ."My fingers are rather stiff; please see if_you_can open it ."

He handed the pepper-box to Tip, who had no difficulty in unscrewing the bottom .And in_the cavity below were three silver pills, with acarefully folded paper lying underneath them .

This paper the boy proceeded to unfold, taking

208 care not to spill the pills, and found several lines clearly written in red ink .

"Read it aloud," said the Scarecrow .so Tip read, as follows:

"DR .NIKIDIK'S CELEBRATED WISHING PILLS .

"Directions for Use: Swallow one pill; count seventeen by twos; then make aWish .-The Wish will immediately be granted .CAUTION: Keep in aDry and Dark Place ."

"Why, this_is avery valuable discovery ! " cried the Scarecrow .

" it_is, indeed," replied Tip, gravely ."These pills


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