the end of him; so he begged permission
me
stylish costume I now wear
It fits very nicely, does it not ? "
Woggle-Bug stood up and turned himself around slowly, that all might examine his person

"
been
good tailor," said the Scarecrow, somewhat enviously

"
good-hearted tailor, at any rate," observed Nick Chopper

"But where were you going,
met us ? " Tip asked the Woggle-Bug

"Nowhere
,"
reply, "although
my intention soon to visit the Emerald City and arrange
course of lectures to select audiences
'Advantages of Magnification
'"
"
bound
Emerald City now," said the Tin Woodman; "so,
pleases you
,
welcome to travel
company
"
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The Woggle-Bug bowed with profound grace

"
great pleasure," said he "to accept your kind invitation; for nowhere
Land of Oz could
to meet with so congenial
company
"
"
true," acknowledged the Pumpkinhead
"
quite as congenial as flies and honey
"
"But -- pardon me if I seem inquisitive --
not all rather -- ahem ! rather unusual ? " asked the Woggle-Bug, looking from one to another with unconcealed interest

"Not more so than yourself," answered the Scarecrow
"Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed
"
"What rare philosophy ! " exclaimed the Woggle-Bug, admiringly

"Yes; my brains are working well today," admitted the Scarecrow, an accent of pride
voice

"Then,
sufficiently rested and refreshed,
bend our steps toward the Emerald City," suggested the magnified one

"
't," said Tip
"The Saw-Horse has broken
leg, so
't bend his steps
And
no wood around
him
new limb from
And
't leave the horse behind because the Pumpkinhead is so stiff
Joints that he
ride
"
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"How very unfortunate ! " cried the Woggle-Bug
Then he looked the party over carefully and said:
"
Pumpkinhead is to ride,
use one
legs
leg
horse that carries him ? I judge that both are made of wood
"
"Now,
what I call real cleverness," said the Scarecrow, approvingly
"I wonder my brains
think
! Get to work, my dear Nick, and fit the Pumpkinhead's leg
Saw-Horse
"
Jack was not especially pleased
idea; but he submitted to having his left leg amputated
Tin Woodman and whittled down to fit the left leg
Saw-Horse
Nor
Saw-Horse especially pleased
operation, either; for he growled
about being "butchered," as
it, and afterward declared
new leg was
disgrace to
respectable Saw-Horse

"I beg you
more careful in your speech," said the Pumpkinhead, sharply
"Remember,
please,
my leg
abusing
"
"
forget it," retorted the Saw-Horse, "
is quite as flimsy
rest of your person
"
"Flimsy ! me flimsy ! " cried Jack, in
rage
"How dare you call me flimsy ? "
"Because
built as absurdly as
jumping-
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vicious manner
"Even your head won't stay straight, and you never can tell whether
looking backwards or forwards ! "
"Friends, I entreat you not to quarrel ! " pleaded the Tin Woodman, anxiously
" As
matter of fact,
none of us above criticism; so
bear with each others' faults
"
"An excellent suggestion," said the Woggle-Bug, approvingly
"
an excellent heart, my metallic friend
"
"
," returned Nick, well pleased
"My heart is quite the best part of me
But now
start upon our Journey

They perched the one-legged Pumpkinhead
Saw-Horse, and tied him
seat with cords,
possibly fall off

And then, following the lead
Scarecrow, they all advanced
direction
Emerald City

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159 Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
They soon discovered
Saw-Horse limped,
new leg was
trifle too long
So they were obliged to halt while the Tin Woodman chopped it down
axe, after which the wooden steed paced along more comfortably
But the Saw-Horse was not entirely satisfied, even yet

"
shame that I broke my other leg ! " it growled

"
contrary," airily remarked the Woggle-Bug, who was walking alongside, "
consider the accident most fortunate
For
horse is never of much use until he
broken
"
"I beg your pardon," said Tip, rather provoked, for
warm interest in both the Saw-Horse
man Jack; "but permit me
that your joke is
poor one, and as old
poor
"
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"Still,
Joke," declared the Woggle-Bug; firmly, "and
Joke derived from
play upon words is considered among educated people
eminently proper
"
"What does that mean ? " enquired the Pumpkinhead, stupidly

"It means, my dear friend," explained the Woggle-Bug, "
language contains many words having
double meaning;
to pronounce
joke that allows both meanings of
certain word, proves the joker
person of culture and refinement, who has, moreover,
thorough command
language
"
"I don't believe that," said Tip, plainly; "anybody can make
pun
"
"Not so," rejoined the Woggle-Bug, stiffly
"It requires education of
high order
educated, young sir ? "
"Not especially," admitted Tip

"Then
judge the matter
I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and
that puns display genius
For instance, were I to ride
Saw- Horse,
only be an animal
become an equipage
For
then be
horse-and-buggy
"
the Scarecrow gave
gasp
Tin
161 Woodman stopped short and looked reproachfully
Woggle-Bug
same time the Saw-Horse loudly snorted his derision; and even the Pumpkinhead put up his hand to hide the smile which, because
carved upon his face,
change to
frown

But the Woggle-Bug strutted along
he had made some brilliant remark,
Scarecrow was obliged
:
"
heard, my dear friend, that
person can become over-educated; and although
high respect for brains, no matter how
arranged or classified, I begin to suspect that yours are slightly tangled
In any event,
beg you to restrain your superior education while
society
"
"
very particular," added the Tin Woodman; "and
exceedingly kind hearted
But if your superior culture gets leaky again -- "
complete the sentence, but he twirled his gleaming axe so carelessly
Woggle-Bug looked frightened, and shrank away to
safe distance

The others marched on in silence,
Highly Magnified one, after
period of deep thought, said in an humble voice:
"
endeavor to restrain myself
"
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"
all
expect," returned the Scarecrow pleasantly; and good nature being thus happily restored
party, they proceeded upon their way

again stopped to allow Tip to rest -- the boy being the
that seemed to tire -- the Tin Woodman noticed many small, round holes
grassy meadow

"This
village
Field Mice,"
Scarecrow
" I wonder
old friend, the Queen
Mice, is
neighborhood
"
"If
,
of great service
," answered the Scarecrow, who was impressed by
sudden thought
"See
call her, my dear Nick
"
So the Tin Woodman blew
shrill note upon
silver whistle that hung around his neck, and presently
tiny grey mouse popped from
near-by hole and advanced fearlessly toward them
Tin Woodman had once saved her life,
Queen
Field Mice knew
trusted
"
"Good day, your Majesty, said Nick, politely addressing the mouse; "I trust
enjoying good health ? "
"
,
quite well," answered the Queen, demurely, as she sat up and displayed the tiny golden crown upon her head
"Can
anything to assist my old friends ? "
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"
, indeed," replied the Scarecrow, eagerly
"Let me, I intreat you, take
dozen of your subjects with me
Emerald City
"
"Will they be injured in
? " asked the Queen, doubtfully

"
not," replied the Scarecrow
"
carry them hidden
straw which stuffs my body, and when
them the signal by unbuttoning my jacket,
only to rush out and scamper home again as fast
By doing this
assist me to regain my throne, which the Army of Revolt has taken from me
"
"
case," said the Queen, "
refuse your request
Whenever
ready,
call twelve
most intelligent subjects
"
"
ready now" returned the Scarecrow
Then he lay flat
ground and unbuttoned his jacket, displaying the mass of straw
stuffed

The Queen uttered
little piping call, and in an instant
dozen pretty field mice had emerged from their holes and stood before their ruler, awaiting her orders

What the Queen said
none
travelers could understand, for
mouse language; but the field mice obeyed without hesitation,
164 running one
other
Scarecrow and hiding themselves