Oz 02: The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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would_have_been the end of him; so he begged permission to_furnish me with_the stylish costume I now wear .It fits very nicely, does it not ? " and_the Woggle-Bug stood up and turned himself around slowly, that all might examine his person .

" he_must_have been agood tailor," said the Scarecrow, somewhat enviously .

" he_was agood-hearted tailor, at any rate," observed Nick Chopper .

"But where were you going, when_you met us ? " Tip asked the Woggle-Bug .

"Nowhere in_particular," was_the reply, "although it_is my intention soon to visit the Emerald City and arrange to_give acourse of lectures to select audiences on_the 'Advantages of Magnification .'"

" we_are bound for_the Emerald City now," said the Tin Woodman; "so, if_it pleases you to_do_so, you_are welcome to travel in_our company ."

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The Woggle-Bug bowed with profound grace .

" it_will give_me great pleasure," said he "to accept your kind invitation; for nowhere in_the Land of Oz could I_hope to meet with so congenial acompany ."

" that_is true," acknowledged the Pumpkinhead ." we_are quite as congenial as flies and honey ."

"But -- pardon me if I seem inquisitive -- are_you not all rather -- ahem ! rather unusual ? " asked the Woggle-Bug, looking from one to another with unconcealed interest .

"Not more so than yourself," answered the Scarecrow ."Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed to_it ."

"What rare philosophy ! " exclaimed the Woggle-Bug, admiringly .

"Yes; my brains are working well today," admitted the Scarecrow, an accent of pride in_his voice .

"Then, if_you_are sufficiently rested and refreshed, let_us bend our steps toward the Emerald City," suggested the magnified one .

" we_can't," said Tip ."The Saw-Horse has broken aleg, so he_can't bend his steps .And there_is no wood around to_make him anew limb from .And we_can't leave the horse behind because the Pumpkinhead is so stiff in_his Joints that he has_to ride ."

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"How very unfortunate ! " cried the Woggle-Bug .Then he looked the party over carefully and said:

" if_the Pumpkinhead is to ride, why_not use one of_his legs to_make aleg for_the horse that carries him ? I judge that both are made of wood ."

"Now, that_is what I call real cleverness," said the Scarecrow, approvingly ."I wonder my brains did_not think of_that long_ago ! Get to work, my dear Nick, and fit the Pumpkinhead's leg to_the Saw-Horse ."

Jack was not especially pleased with_this idea; but he submitted to having his left leg amputated by_the Tin Woodman and whittled down to fit the left leg of_the Saw-Horse .Nor was_the Saw-Horse especially pleased with_the operation, either; for he growled a good_deal about being "butchered," as he_called it, and afterward declared that_the new leg was adisgrace to arespectable Saw-Horse .

"I beg you to_be more careful in your speech," said the Pumpkinhead, sharply ."Remember, if_you please, that_it_is my leg you_are abusing ."

" I_cannot forget it," retorted the Saw-Horse, " for_it is quite as flimsy as_the rest of your person ."

"Flimsy ! me flimsy ! " cried Jack, in arage ."How dare you call me flimsy ? "

"Because you_are built as absurdly as ajumping-

157 jack," sneered the horse, rolling his knotty eyes in avicious manner ."Even your head won't stay straight, and you never can tell whether you_are looking backwards or forwards ! "

"Friends, I entreat you not to quarrel ! " pleaded the Tin Woodman, anxiously ." As amatter of fact, we_are none of us above criticism; so let_us bear with each others' faults ."

"An excellent suggestion," said the Woggle-Bug, approvingly ." you_must_have an excellent heart, my metallic friend ."

" I_have," returned Nick, well pleased ."My heart is quite the best part of me .But now let_us start upon our Journey .

They perched the one-legged Pumpkinhead upon_the Saw-Horse, and tied him to_his seat with cords, so_that he_could_not possibly fall off .

And then, following the lead of_the Scarecrow, they all advanced in_the direction of_the Emerald City .

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They soon discovered that_the Saw-Horse limped, for_his new leg was atrifle too long .So they were obliged to halt while the Tin Woodman chopped it down with_his axe, after which the wooden steed paced along more comfortably .But the Saw-Horse was not entirely satisfied, even yet .

" it_was ashame that I broke my other leg ! " it growled .

" on_the contrary," airily remarked the Woggle-Bug, who was walking alongside, " you_should consider the accident most fortunate .For ahorse is never of much use until he has_been broken ."

"I beg your pardon," said Tip, rather provoked, for he_felt awarm interest in both the Saw-Horse and_his man Jack; "but permit me to_say that your joke is apoor one, and as old as_it_is poor ."

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"Still, it_is aJoke," declared the Woggle-Bug; firmly, "and aJoke derived from aplay upon words is considered among educated people to_be eminently proper ."

"What does that mean ? " enquired the Pumpkinhead, stupidly .

"It means, my dear friend," explained the Woggle-Bug, " that_our language contains many words having adouble meaning; and_that to pronounce ajoke that allows both meanings of acertain word, proves the joker aperson of culture and refinement, who has, moreover, athorough command of_the language ."

"I don't believe that," said Tip, plainly; "anybody can make apun ."

"Not so," rejoined the Woggle-Bug, stiffly ."It requires education of ahigh order . are_you educated, young sir ? "

"Not especially," admitted Tip .

"Then you_cannot judge the matter .I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and I_say that puns display genius .For instance, were I to ride upon_this Saw- Horse, he_would_not only be an animal he_would become an equipage .For he_would then be ahorse-and-buggy ."

at_this the Scarecrow gave agasp and_the Tin

161 Woodman stopped short and looked reproachfully at_the Woggle-Bug . at_the same time the Saw-Horse loudly snorted his derision; and even the Pumpkinhead put up his hand to hide the smile which, because it_was carved upon his face, he_could_not change to afrown .

But the Woggle-Bug strutted along as_if he had made some brilliant remark, and_the Scarecrow was obliged to_say:

" I_have heard, my dear friend, that aperson can become over-educated; and although I_have ahigh respect for brains, no matter how they_may_be arranged or classified, I begin to suspect that yours are slightly tangled .In any event, I_must beg you to restrain your superior education while in_our society ."

" we_are_not very particular," added the Tin Woodman; "and we_are exceedingly kind hearted .But if your superior culture gets leaky again -- " he_did_not complete the sentence, but he twirled his gleaming axe so carelessly that_the Woggle-Bug looked frightened, and shrank away to asafe distance .

The others marched on in silence, and_the Highly Magnified one, after aperiod of deep thought, said in an humble voice:

" i_will endeavor to restrain myself ."

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" that_is all we_can expect," returned the Scarecrow pleasantly; and good nature being thus happily restored to_the party, they proceeded upon their way .

when_they again stopped to allow Tip to rest -- the boy being the only_one that seemed to tire -- the Tin Woodman noticed many small, round holes in_the grassy meadow .

"This must_be avillage of_the Field Mice," he_said to_the Scarecrow ." I wonder if_my old friend, the Queen of_the Mice, is in_this neighborhood ."

"If she_is, she_may_be of great service to_us," answered the Scarecrow, who was impressed by asudden thought ."See if_you_can call her, my dear Nick ."

So the Tin Woodman blew ashrill note upon asilver whistle that hung around his neck, and presently atiny grey mouse popped from anear-by hole and advanced fearlessly toward them . for_the Tin Woodman had once saved her life, and_the Queen of_the Field Mice knew he_was to_be trusted ."

"Good day, your Majesty, said Nick, politely addressing the mouse; "I trust you_are enjoying good health ? "

" thank_you, I_am quite well," answered the Queen, demurely, as she sat up and displayed the tiny golden crown upon her head ."Can I_do anything to assist my old friends ? "

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" you_can, indeed," replied the Scarecrow, eagerly ."Let me, I intreat you, take adozen of your subjects with me to_the Emerald City ."

"Will they be injured in any_way ? " asked the Queen, doubtfully .

" i_think not," replied the Scarecrow ." i_will carry them hidden in_the straw which stuffs my body, and when I_give them the signal by unbuttoning my jacket, they_have only to rush out and scamper home again as fast as_they_can .By doing this they_will assist me to regain my throne, which the Army of Revolt has taken from me ."

" in_that case," said the Queen, " i_will_not refuse your request .Whenever you_are ready, i_will call twelve of_my most intelligent subjects ."

" I_am ready now" returned the Scarecrow .Then he lay flat upon_the ground and unbuttoned his jacket, displaying the mass of straw with_which he_was stuffed .

The Queen uttered alittle piping call, and in an instant adozen pretty field mice had emerged from their holes and stood before their ruler, awaiting her orders .

What the Queen said to_them none of_our travelers could understand, for it_was in_the mouse language; but the field mice obeyed without hesitation,

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