The Magic Shop by H.G. Wells
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of_course, in_particular .. .Nearly every customer .. .Astonishing what they carry about with_them .. ." The crumpled paper rose and billowed on_the counter more and more and more, until he_was nearly hidden from_us, until he_was altogether hidden, and still his voice went on and on ."We none of us know what the fair semblance of ahuman being may conceal, Sir .Are we all then no better than brushed exteriors, whited sepulchres-----"

His voice stopped--exactly like when_you hit aneighbour's gramophone with awell-aimed brick, the same instant silence-- and_the rustle of_the paper stopped, and everything was still .. .

" have_you done with my hat ? " I_said, after an interval .

there_was no answer .

I stared at Gip, and Gip stared at me, and there were our distortions in_the magic mirrors, looking very rum, and grave, and quiet .. .

" i_think we'll go now," I_said ." will_you tell me how_much all this comes to ? .. .

" I_say," I_said, on arather louder note, " i_want the bill; and my hat, please ."

It might_have_been asniff from behind the paper pile .. .

"Let's look behind the counter, Gip," I_said ."He's making fun of us ."

I led Gip round the head-wagging tiger, and what do_you_think there_was behind the counter ? No one at all ! Only my hat on_the floor, and acommon conjurer's lop-eared white rabbit lost in meditation, and looking as stupid and crumpled as only aconjurer's rabbit can do .I resumed my hat, and_the rabbit lolloped alollop or so out of_my way .

"Dadda ! " said Gip, in aguilty whisper .

" what_is it, Gip ? " said I .

" I_do like this shop, dadda ."

"So should I," I_said to myself, " if_the counter wouldn't suddenly extend itself to shut one off from_the door ." But I didn't call Gip's attention to_that ."Pussy ! " he_said, with ahand out to_the rabbit as it came lolloping past us; "Pussy, do Gip amagic ! " and_his eyes followed it as it squeezed through adoor I had certainly not remarked amoment before .Then this door opened wider, and_the man with one ear larger than_the other appeared again . he_was smiling still, but his eye met mine with something between amusement and defiance ."You'd like to_see our showroom, sir," he_said, with an innocent suavity .Gip tugged my finger forward .I glanced at_the counter and met the shopman's eye again . i_was beginning to_think the magic just alittle too genuine ."We haven't very_much time," I_said .But somehow we were inside the showroom before I_could finish that .

"All goods of_the same quality," said the shopman, rubbing his flexible hands together, "and that_is_the Best .Nothing in_the place that isn't genuine Magic, and warranted thoroughly rum .Excuse me, sir ! "

I_felt him pull at something that clung to my coat-sleeve, and then I_saw he held alittle, wriggling red demon by_the tail--the little creature bit and fought and tried to_get at his hand--and in amoment he tossed it carelessly behind acounter . no_doubt the thing was only an image of twisted indiarubber, but for_the moment-- ! and_his gesture was exactly that of aman who handles some petty biting bit of vermin .I glanced at Gip, but Gip was looking at amagic rocking-horse . i_was glad he hadn't seen the thing ." I_say," I_said, in an undertone, and indicating Gip and_the red demon with my eyes, "you haven't many things like that_ about, have_you ? "

"None of ours ! Probably brought it with_you," said the shopman--also in an undertone, and with amore dazzling smile than ever ."Astonishing what people will_, carry about with_them unawares ! " And then to Gip, "Do you_see anything you fancy here ? "

There were many things that Gip fancied there .

He turned to_this astonishing tradesman with mingled confidence and respect ." is_that aMagic Sword ? " he_said .

"A Magic Toy Sword .It neither bends, breaks, nor cuts the fingers .It renders the bearer invincible in battle against any_one under eighteen .Half acrown to seven and sixpence, according to size .These panoplies on cards are for juvenile knights-errant and very useful--shield of safety, sandals of swiftness, helmet of invisibility ."

"Oh, dadda ! " gasped Gip .

I tried to_find out what they cost, but the shopman did_not heed me .He had got Gip now; he had got him away from my finger; he had embarked upon_the exposition of all his confounded stock, and nothing was going to stop him .Presently I_saw with aqualm of distrust and something very like jealousy that Gip had hold of_this person's finger as usually he has hold of_mine . no_doubt the fellow was interesting, i_thought, and had an interestingly faked lot of stuff, really good faked stuff, still----

I wandered after them, saying very little, but keeping an eye on_this prestidigital fellow .After all, Gip was enjoying it .And no_doubt when_the time came to_go we_should_be able to_go quite easily .

it_was along, rambling place, that showroom, agallery broken up by stands and stalls and pillars, with archways leading off to other departments, in_which_the queerest-looking assistants loafed and stared at one, and with perplexing mirrors and curtains .So perplexing, indeed, were these that i_was presently unable to_make out the door by_which we had come .

The shopman showed Gip magic trains that ran without steam or clockwork, just as_you set the signals, and then some very, very valuable boxes of soldiers that all came alive directly you took off the lid and said----I myself haven't avery quick ear, and it_was atongue-twisting sound, but Gip--he has his mother's ear--got it in no time ."Bravo ! " said the shopman, putting the men back into_the box unceremoniously and handing it to Gip ."Now," said the shopman, and in amoment Gip had made them all alive again .

"You'll take that box ? " asked the shopman .

"We'll take that box," said I, "unless you charge its full value . in_which_case it would need aTrust Magnate----"

"Dear heart ! No ! " and_the shopman swept the little men back again, shut the lid, waved the box in_the air, and there it_was, in brown paper, tied up and--_with Gip's full name and address on_the paper !

The shopman laughed at my amazement .

" this_is_the genuine magic," he_said ."The real thing ."

"It's alittle too genuine for_my taste," I_said again .

after_that he fell to showing Gip tricks, odd tricks, and still odder the way they were done .He explained them, he turned them inside out, and there_was the dear little chap nodding his busy bit of ahead in_the sagest manner .

I_did_not attend as_well as I_might ."Hey, presto ! " said the Magic Shopman, and then would come the clear, small "Hey, presto ! " of_the boy .But i_was distracted by other things . it_was being borne in upon me just how tremendously rum this place was; it_was, so to_speak, inundated by asense of rumness . there_was something alittle rum about_the fixtures even, about_the ceiling, about_the floor, about_the casually distributed chairs .I had aqueer feeling that whenever I wasn't looking at them straight they went askew, and moved about, and played anoiseless puss-in-the-corner behind my back . and_the cornice had aserpentine design with masks--masks altogether too expressive for proper plaster .

Then abruptly my attention was caught by one_of_the odd-looking assistants . he_was some way off and evidently unaware of_my presence-- I_saw asort of three-quarter length of him over apile of toys and through an arch--and, you_know, he_was leaning against apillar in an idle sort of way doing the most horrid things with_his features ! The particular horrid thing he_did was with_his nose . he_did it just as_though he_was idle and wanted to amuse himself .First of all it_was ashort, blobby nose, and then suddenly he shot it out like atelescope, and then out it flew and became thinner and thinner until it_was like along, red flexible whip .Like athing in anightmare it_was ! He flourished it about and flung it forth as afly-fisher flings his line .

My instant thought was_that Gip mustn't see him .I turned about, and there_was Gip quite preoccupied with_the shopman, and thinking no evil .They were whispering together and looking at me .Gip was standing on alittle stool, and_the shopman was holding asort of big drum in_his hand .

"Hide and seek, dadda ! " cried Gip ."You're He ! "

And before I_could do anything to_prevent it, the shopman had clapped the big drum over him .

I_saw what_was up directly ."Take that off," I cried, "this instant ! You'll frighten the boy .Take it off ! "

The shopman with_the unequal ears did so without aword, and held the big cylinder towards me to show its emptiness . and_the little stool was vacant ! in_that instant my boy had utterly disappeared ! .. .

you_know, perhaps, that sinister something that conies like ahand out_of_the unseen and grips your heart about . you_know it takes your common self away and leaves you tense and deliberate, neither slow nor hasty, neither angry nor afraid .So it_was with me .

I_came up to_this grinning shopman and kicked his stool aside .

"Stop this folly ! " I_said


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