,
.
Nearly every customer
.
Astonishing what they carry about
.
" The crumpled paper rose and billowed
counter more and more and more, until
nearly hidden
, until
altogether hidden, and still his voice went on and on
"We none of us know what the fair semblance of
human being may conceal, Sir
Are we all then no better than brushed exteriors, whited sepulchres-----" His voice stopped--exactly like
hit
neighbour's gramophone with
well-aimed brick, the same instant silence--
rustle
paper stopped, and everything was still
.

"
done with my hat ? "
, after an interval

no answer

I stared at Gip, and Gip stared at me, and there were our distortions
magic mirrors, looking very rum, and grave, and quiet
.

"
we'll go now,"
"
tell me
all this comes to ?
.

"
,"
, on
rather louder note, "
the bill; and my hat, please
"
It
sniff from behind the paper pile
.

"Let's look behind the counter, Gip,"
"He's making fun of us
"
I led Gip round the head-wagging tiger, and what
behind the counter ? No one at all ! Only my hat
floor, and
common conjurer's lop-eared white rabbit lost in meditation, and looking as stupid and crumpled as only
conjurer's rabbit can do
I resumed my hat,
rabbit lolloped
lollop or so out
way

"Dadda ! " said Gip, in
guilty whisper

"
it, Gip ? " said I

"
like this shop, dadda
"
"So should I,"
to myself, "
counter wouldn't suddenly extend itself to shut one off
door
" But I didn't call Gip's attention
"Pussy ! "
, with
hand out
rabbit as it came lolloping past us; "Pussy, do Gip
magic ! "
eyes followed it as it squeezed through
door I had certainly not remarked
moment before
Then this door opened wider,
man with one ear larger
other appeared again
smiling still, but his eye met mine with something between amusement and defiance
"You'd like
our showroom, sir,"
, with an innocent suavity
Gip tugged my finger forward
I glanced
counter and met the shopman's eye again
beginning
the magic just
little too genuine
"We haven't
time,"
But somehow we were inside the showroom before
finish that

"All goods
same quality," said the shopman, rubbing his flexible hands together, "and
Best
Nothing
place that isn't genuine Magic, and warranted thoroughly rum
Excuse me, sir ! "
him pull at something that clung to my coat-sleeve, and then
he held
little, wriggling red demon
tail--the little creature bit and fought and tried
at his hand--and in
moment he tossed it carelessly behind
counter
the thing was only an image of twisted indiarubber, but
moment-- !
gesture was exactly that of
man who handles some petty biting bit of vermin
I glanced at Gip, but Gip was looking at
magic rocking-horse
glad he hadn't seen the thing
"
,"
, in an undertone, and indicating Gip
red demon with my eyes, "you haven't many things like that_ about,
? "
"None of ours ! Probably brought it
," said the shopman--also in an undertone, and with
more dazzling smile than ever
"Astonishing what people will_, carry about
unawares ! " And then to Gip, "Do
anything you fancy here ? "
There were many things that Gip fancied there

He turned
astonishing tradesman with mingled confidence and respect
"
Magic Sword ? "

"A Magic Toy Sword
It neither bends, breaks, nor cuts the fingers
It renders the bearer invincible in battle against
under eighteen
Half
crown to seven and sixpence, according to size
These panoplies on cards are for juvenile knights-errant and very useful--shield of safety, sandals of swiftness, helmet of invisibility
"
"Oh, dadda ! " gasped Gip

I tried
out what they cost, but the shopman
heed me
He had got Gip now; he had got him away from my finger; he had embarked
exposition of all his confounded stock, and nothing was going to stop him
Presently
with
qualm of distrust and something very like jealousy that Gip had hold
person's finger as usually he has hold
the fellow was interesting,
, and had an interestingly faked lot of stuff, really good faked stuff, still----
I wandered after them, saying very little, but keeping an eye
prestidigital fellow
After all, Gip was enjoying it
And
time came
able
quite easily

long, rambling place, that showroom,
gallery broken up by stands and stalls and pillars, with archways leading off to other departments,
queerest-looking assistants loafed and stared at one, and with perplexing mirrors and curtains
So perplexing, indeed, were these that
presently unable
out the door
we had come

The shopman showed Gip magic trains that ran without steam or clockwork, just
set the signals, and then some very, very valuable boxes of soldiers that all came alive directly you took off the lid and said----I myself haven't
very quick ear, and
tongue-twisting sound, but Gip--he has his mother's ear--got it in no time
"Bravo ! " said the shopman, putting the men back
box unceremoniously and handing it to Gip
"Now," said the shopman, and in
moment Gip had made them all alive again

"You'll take that box ? " asked the shopman

"We'll take that box," said I, "unless you charge its full value
it would need
Trust Magnate----"
"Dear heart ! No ! "
shopman swept the little men back again, shut the lid, waved the box
air, and there
, in brown paper, tied up and--_with Gip's full name and address
paper !
The shopman laughed at my amazement

"
genuine magic,"
"The real thing
"
"It's
little too genuine
taste,"
again

he fell to showing Gip tricks, odd tricks, and still odder the way they were done
He explained them, he turned them inside out, and
the dear little chap nodding his busy bit of
head
sagest manner

attend
as
"Hey, presto ! " said the Magic Shopman, and then would come the clear, small "Hey, presto ! "
boy
But
distracted by other things
being borne in upon me just how tremendously rum this place was;
, so
, inundated by
sense of rumness
something
little rum
fixtures even,
ceiling,
floor,
casually distributed chairs
I had
queer feeling that whenever I wasn't looking at them straight they went askew, and moved about, and played
noiseless puss-in-the-corner behind my back
cornice had
serpentine design with masks--masks altogether too expressive for proper plaster

Then abruptly my attention was caught by
odd-looking assistants
some way off and evidently unaware
presence--
sort of three-quarter length of him over
pile of toys and through an arch--and,
,
leaning against
pillar in an idle sort of way doing the most horrid things
features ! The particular horrid thing
was
nose
it just
idle and wanted to amuse himself
First of all
short, blobby nose, and then suddenly he shot it out like
telescope, and then out it flew and became thinner and thinner until
like
long, red flexible whip
Like
thing in
nightmare
! He flourished it about and flung it forth as
fly-fisher flings his line

My instant thought
Gip mustn't see him
I turned about, and
Gip quite preoccupied
shopman, and thinking no evil
They were whispering together and looking at me
Gip was standing on
little stool,
shopman was holding
sort of big drum
hand

"Hide and seek, dadda ! " cried Gip
"You're He ! "
And before
do anything
it, the shopman had clapped the big drum over him

up directly
"Take that off," I cried, "this instant ! You'll frighten the boy
Take it off ! "
The shopman
unequal ears did so without
word, and held the big cylinder towards me to show its emptiness
little stool was vacant !
instant my boy had utterly disappeared !
.

, perhaps, that sinister something that conies like
hand
unseen and grips your heart about
it takes your common self away and leaves you tense and deliberate, neither slow nor hasty, neither angry nor afraid
So
with me

up
grinning shopman and kicked his stool aside

"Stop this folly ! "