young lady again ? Don't shoot," begged the dummy quickly
"It makes me nervous ! " "Well, I don't know," said Dorothy doubtfully
the truth the little girl
had time
at all, nor did she quite
she was one age in Oz and another age in America
"I'll have to
Wizard
when we get back
Emerald City," she sighed, with
very puzzled expression
"It's all very funny, don't
so, Humpy ? "
"Can't get it through my hair at all," puffed the dummy
Sitting up stiffly he reached
crown
"Where are we now and when does the next reel begin ? "
Instead of answering Dorothy plumped down
leaves and, with her elbows on her knees, stared thoughtfully
dummy

"
how you came
alive, and how we got back to Oz," mused Dorothy slowly
flash and flutter
air and down at her feet dropped
crisp white card
Humpy promptly toppled over backward and Dorothy, herself, gave
little gasp of surprise

"By wishing," said the card in pink letters, just
it had heard her questions
Below
some smaller printing and picking up the card Dorothy quickly read on: "Wish Way is
foot of Maybe Mountain
you were on Wish Way
You put
silver wishing sand in your pocket
You wished yourself in America
"
"Mercy ! " cried Dorothy, dropping the card in her astonishment
"Why so
, and I wished you were alive, and I wished we were back and now I'm going to wish us both straight
Emerald City
on Wish Way once before and know all about wishing
"
"Wait ! Wait
minute," panted the dummy, clutching his crown
"I'm used to being flung about, to dying and all that Sort of thing, but this wishing business makes me breathless
Wait ! "
Dorothy had already made her wish and, closing her eyes, sat perfectly still
After
moment she opened them but nothing at all had happened
She and Humpy still sitting
pile of leaves
white card had vanished
Blinking rapidly, Dorothy felt in her pocket
"No wonder it didn't work," muttered Dorothy
"The wishing sand's all gone
used the last grain when I wished we were back
Oh dear, we'll have to walk ! "
"Where ? " Holding his crown with both hands, the dummy sat up and looked anxiously
little girl

"
Emerald City, where I live, in
splendid palace with Ozma, the Queen," explained Dorothy patiently

"Well, I wouldn't mind living in
palace at all
I'm dressed
part
Let's go on," said the dummy cheerfully
After
few bends backwards and
few bends forwards, he rose and started unsteadily down the road
"
the star
picture," he added generously, "and I'll be your double and fall
you say

"All right ! " agreed Dorothy, taking him cozily
arm
Having had great experience with stuffed persons, and having brought Humpy to life, she felt more or less responsible for him

walked along together, she told him
little about herself and
wonderful Land of Oz as she thought
man with hair brains could understand
marvelous things had happened to Humpy
movies that he evinced no surprise at Dorothy's stories

dummy and Dorothy hurried on,
great screaming and scolding made them stop short

scraggy-looking woods cut off the road ahead and, advancing backward upon them, there came two crooked and curious woodsmen bearing
flag
flag fluttered and rippled
wind, Dorothy tried
out the strange words embroidered in white upon its purple background

"Eht Kcab Sdoow ! " said the flag mysteriously
"Og yawa ! Og yawa ! " shouted the woodsmen rudely
"Teg tuo ! Teg tuo ! Teg tuo ! "
"
Oz talk," gasped Humpy, falling back in dismay, "or Arabic ?
in an Arabian picture once and it sounded something like this
Tuo teg, yourselves," he shouted defiantly,
woodsmen drew nearer, "and none of your back talk either ! "
"Back talk ! " cried Dorothy, clutching him suddenly
sleeve
"Oh, that's just what
talking, Humpy
They're talking 'back talk
' Wait
minute ! " Closing her eyes, Dorothy began writing imaginary letters
air and,
two woodsmen reached them, she burst out triumphantly, "It says 'The Back Woods'
flag
Oh dear, I wished we were back and now
! "
"
awful fast," blinked the dummy admiringly
"The mere look
language makes me dizzy
So they're talking back talk are they ? Well, what do they say ? Are they going to hit us ? "
"They're telling us
away, muttered Dorothy, putting her fingers in her ears,
two leaders
joined by
hundred more and all were screaming
top or rather,
say, the bottom
voices
They kept their backs
travellers and shouted the dreadful back talk over their shoulders
They all carried gleaming axes and, when Dorothy made an attempt to advance, they brandished them threateningly

"If
only talk back," wailed the little girl, "I'd tell them
Princess
Then maybe they'd let me through
"
"Couldn't you write it ? " suggested Humpy, looking
angry horde with growing alarm

"Why, how did
? " Dorothy stared at him in honest amazement
Then, feeling in her pocket, she brought out
stub of pencil and
crumpled piece of paper
The woodsmen watched her curiously over their shoulders as she slowly wrote her message

"I ma Ssecnirp Yhtorod, dneirf fo Amzo fo Zo
Yam ew ssap hguorht ruoy sdoow ? " printed Dorothy after
pauses and erasures
Rather timidly she handed it to
flag bearers and after
great scowling and head-shaking, the woodsmen raised their axes and shouted in chorus, "Sey ! Sey ! "
"That means 'yes'," breathed Dorothy, taking Humpy's arm
"C'mon, let's hurry,
change their minds
" The woodsmen parted solemnly
path, but
reached the backwoods itself, Dorothy took one step and was immediately flung upon her nose

"Ah,
your own falling," mumbled the dummy
"Why didn't you wait
? " Humpy was several paces behind Dorothy and as he spoke, he also attempted to enter the woods
But the same hidden force pushed him over backwards
Immediately the inhabitants of Back began to roar with delight, and
never heard anyone roaring backwards,
no idea how horrid it sounds
something between a, cough and
choke
Even the dummy knew that
being insulted, and waved his arms about indignantly

"There's some trick
," panted Dorothy, sitting up quickly
"Watch ! "
Several
woodsmen began to move slowly toward her and, observing them closely, the little girl saw
were, turned backward but really walking forward
"
backward forward ! " cried Dorothy
"Hurry up,
catch us
"
"
worse than dying," groaned Humpy
"How
go backwards and forwards
same time ? "
"Watch me," said Dorothy, springing up determinedly
Turning her back
woods, she started to run away
, and Humpy, goaded into action
threatening appearance
terrible woodsmen, did the same
For every step they ran backward forward, they went forward backward two steps, bumping into trees, which had their roots waving muddily
air and their leaves underground and crashing into bushes
same curious character
Without stopping to examine the back scenery at all, they ran for their lives, reaching the edge
woods just
woodsmen caught up
The wicked fellows had really no intention of letting them go, and howled most awfully as Humpy and Dorothy made their escape
Several
leaders started in pursuit, but
they set foot out
forest they were flung down
invisible back wind and finally gave it up
Seeing
were safe at last, Dorothy sank down under
tomato tree and fanned herself vigorously with her hat

"Do we
often ? " puffed the dummy, giving himself
shake
"
going
funny picture
"
"It's not
picture at all," answered the little girl
bit crossly
"It's real
you
lots of adventures in Oz
Well,
real adventure
"
"Really ! " smiled the dummy, straightening his crown
"Well,
're not in
picture we
I'll bet we looked ridiculous running forward backward
,
isn't
funny reel it's real funny and
you'll admit that, Miss Dorothy
"
"
sure there's nothing in your head but hair ? " asked the little girl suspiciously
Humpy took off his crown and smoothed his silver wig solemnly
"I don't think so,"
"Why
ask ? "
"Well," Dorothy gave
little chuckle
of herself, "you just made
joke and you thought about writing back
You sound kinda smart

"You're wrong, sighed Humpy, gravely replacing his crown
"I'm only
hair-brained dummy, but I like being alive and I like having you
star and
-" Humpy shook his fist angrily
still muttering woods-men-"
I'll take all the knocks and hard falls
Then maybe,
tried hard,
grow to like me
little ? "
"Why, I like you already, you dear, generous old thing
" Jumping up, Dorothy gave Humpy an impulsive hug
Then, picking
large tomato, she ate it hungrily
It seemed
since she had breakfasted
Forgetful Poet in Perhaps City

"We'd better start on now," said the little girl, finishing off the tomato with
long sigh of satisfaction
"We're
Gillikin Country and
walk fast
reach the Emerald City before night comes

"All right, Miss Star
" Picking up
crooked branch to balance himself, Humpy stepped out cheerfully and, talking of
and another, they journeyed for more than an hour
pleasant fields and lanes, causing no small wonder
Gilliken farmers whom they passed
way, for Dorothy in her torn stockings and frock
dummy
regal robes and crown made
strange pair, even for Oz

Without explaining themselves at all, the two hurried on, never stopping until they came to
broad purple river
Humpy looked inquiringly at Dorothy and Dorothy with
puzzled little sigh sat down
river bank

"I'm sure we ought to cross this river," said Dorothy thoughtfully, "but how ? "
Humpy put one finger
water
"
me
in
? " asked the dummy obligingly

"Well, I don't see what good
do," frowned Dorothy
"Let me see ! " Dorothy looked reflectively at her toes, so
she saw nothing but her boots, but Humpy looked off across the river, and so
Humpy who saw them first

"Oh, look ! " stuttered the dummy, grasping Dorothy
sleeve
"Here comes another adventure, Miss Star ! "
Jumping up in alarm, Dorothy saw
curious company scooting about