Oz 19: The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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ayoung lady again ? Don't shoot," begged the dummy quickly ."It makes me nervous ! "

"Well, I don't know," said Dorothy doubtfully . to_tell the truth the little girl had_not had time to_think at all, nor did she quite realize_that she was one age in Oz and another age in America ."I'll have to ask_the Wizard about_it when we get back to_the Emerald City," she sighed, with avery puzzled expression ."It's all very funny, don't you_think so, Humpy ? "

"Can't get it through my hair at all," puffed the dummy .Sitting up stiffly he reached for_his crown ."Where are we now and when does the next reel begin ? "

Instead of answering Dorothy plumped down among_the leaves and, with her elbows on her knees, stared thoughtfully at_the dummy .

" i_wish I_knew how you came to_be alive, and how we got back to Oz," mused Dorothy slowly . there_was aflash and flutter in_the air and down at her feet dropped acrisp white card .Humpy promptly toppled over backward and Dorothy, herself, gave alittle gasp of surprise .

"By wishing," said the card in pink letters, just as_if it had heard her questions .Below there_was some smaller printing and picking up the card Dorothy quickly read on: "Wish Way is at_the foot of Maybe Mountain . this_morning you were on Wish Way .You put some_of_the silver wishing sand in your pocket .You wished yourself in America ."

"Mercy ! " cried Dorothy, dropping the card in her astonishment ."Why so I_did, and I wished you were alive, and I wished we were back and now I'm going to wish us both straight to_the Emerald City . i_was on Wish Way once before and know all about wishing ."

"Wait ! Wait aminute," panted the dummy, clutching his crown ."I'm used to being flung about, to dying and all that Sort of thing, but this wishing business makes me breathless .Wait ! "

Dorothy had already made her wish and, closing her eyes, sat perfectly still .After amoment she opened them but nothing at all had happened .She and Humpy still sitting on_the pile of leaves and_the white card had vanished .Blinking rapidly, Dorothy felt in her pocket ."No wonder it didn't work," muttered Dorothy ."The wishing sand's all gone . I_must_have used the last grain when I wished we were back .Oh dear, we'll have to walk ! "

"Where ? " Holding his crown with both hands, the dummy sat up and looked anxiously at_the little girl .

" to_the Emerald City, where I live, in asplendid palace with Ozma, the Queen," explained Dorothy patiently .

"Well, I wouldn't mind living in apalace at all .I'm dressed for_the part .Let's go on," said the dummy cheerfully .After afew bends backwards and afew bends forwards, he rose and started unsteadily down the road ." you_can_be the star in_this picture," he added generously, "and I'll be your double and fall for_you any_time you say .

"All right ! " agreed Dorothy, taking him cozily by_the arm .Having had great experience with stuffed persons, and having brought Humpy to life, she felt more or less responsible for him .

as_they walked along together, she told him alittle about herself and as_much about_the wonderful Land of Oz as she thought aman with hair brains could understand . so_many marvelous things had happened to Humpy in_the movies that he evinced no surprise at Dorothy's stories .

as_the dummy and Dorothy hurried on, agreat screaming and scolding made them stop short .ascraggy-looking woods cut off the road ahead and, advancing backward upon them, there came two crooked and curious woodsmen bearing aflag . as_the flag fluttered and rippled in_the wind, Dorothy tried to_make out the strange words embroidered in white upon its purple background .

"Eht Kcab Sdoow ! " said the flag mysteriously ."Og yawa ! Og yawa ! " shouted the woodsmen rudely ."Teg tuo ! Teg tuo ! Teg tuo ! "

" is_this Oz talk," gasped Humpy, falling back in dismay, "or Arabic ? i_was in an Arabian picture once and it sounded something like this .Tuo teg, yourselves," he shouted defiantly, as_the woodsmen drew nearer, "and none of your back talk either ! "

"Back talk ! " cried Dorothy, clutching him suddenly by_the sleeve ."Oh, that's just what they_are talking, Humpy .They're talking 'back talk .' Wait aminute ! " Closing her eyes, Dorothy began writing imaginary letters in_the air and, as_the two woodsmen reached them, she burst out triumphantly, "It says 'The Back Woods' on_that flag .Oh dear, I wished we were back and now we_are ! "

" you_think awful fast," blinked the dummy admiringly ."The mere look of_that language makes me dizzy .So they're talking back talk are they ? Well, what do they say ? Are they going to hit us ? "

"They're telling us to_go away, muttered Dorothy, putting her fingers in her ears, for_the two leaders had_been joined by ahundred more and all were screaming at_the top or rather, i_should say, the bottom of_their voices .They kept their backs to_the travellers and shouted the dreadful back talk over their shoulders .They all carried gleaming axes and, when Dorothy made an attempt to advance, they brandished them threateningly .

"If I_could only talk back," wailed the little girl, "I'd tell them I_am aPrincess .Then maybe they'd let me through ."

"Couldn't you write it ? " suggested Humpy, looking at_the angry horde with growing alarm .

"Why, how did you_think of_that ? " Dorothy stared at him in honest amazement .Then, feeling in her pocket, she brought out astub of pencil and acrumpled piece of paper .The woodsmen watched her curiously over their shoulders as she slowly wrote her message .

"I ma Ssecnirp Yhtorod, dneirf fo Amzo fo Zo .Yam ew ssap hguorht ruoy sdoow ? " printed Dorothy after a great_many pauses and erasures .Rather timidly she handed it to one_of_the flag bearers and after agreat scowling and head-shaking, the woodsmen raised their axes and shouted in chorus, "Sey ! Sey ! "

"That means 'yes'," breathed Dorothy, taking Humpy's arm ."C'mon, let's hurry, before_they change their minds ." The woodsmen parted solemnly to_make apath, but when_they reached the backwoods itself, Dorothy took one step and was immediately flung upon her nose .

"Ah, I_see you_do your own falling," mumbled the dummy ."Why didn't you wait for_me ? " Humpy was several paces behind Dorothy and as he spoke, he also attempted to enter the woods .But the same hidden force pushed him over backwards .Immediately the inhabitants of Back began to roar with delight, and if_you_have never heard anyone roaring backwards, you_have no idea how horrid it sounds . it_was something between a, cough and achoke .Even the dummy knew that he_was being insulted, and waved his arms about indignantly .

"There's some trick to_it," panted Dorothy, sitting up quickly ."Watch ! "

Several of_the woodsmen began to move slowly toward her and, observing them closely, the little girl saw that_they were, turned backward but really walking forward ." we_have to_go backward forward ! " cried Dorothy ."Hurry up, before_they catch us ."

" this_is worse than dying," groaned Humpy ."How do_you go backwards and forwards at_the same time ? "

"Watch me," said Dorothy, springing up determinedly .Turning her back to_the woods, she started to run away from_it, and Humpy, goaded into action by_the threatening appearance of_the terrible woodsmen, did the same .For every step they ran backward forward, they went forward backward two steps, bumping into trees, which had their roots waving muddily in_the air and their leaves underground and crashing into bushes of_the same curious character .Without stopping to examine the back scenery at all, they ran for their lives, reaching the edge of_the woods just as_the woodsmen caught up with_them .The wicked fellows had really no intention of letting them go, and howled most awfully as Humpy and Dorothy made their escape .Several of_the leaders started in pursuit, but each_time they set foot out of_their forest they were flung down by_the invisible back wind and finally gave it up .Seeing that_they were safe at last, Dorothy sank down under atomato tree and fanned herself vigorously with her hat .

"Do we do_this often ? " puffed the dummy, giving himself ashake ." I_see this_is going to_be afunny picture ."

"It's not apicture at all," answered the little girl abit crossly ."It's real . i_told you we_have lots of adventures in Oz .Well, this_is areal adventure ."

"Really ! " smiled the dummy, straightening his crown ."Well, if_we're not in apicture we ought_to_be .I'll bet we looked ridiculous running forward backward . I_say, if_it isn't afunny reel it's real funny and I_hope you'll admit that, Miss Dorothy ."

" are_you sure there's nothing in your head but hair ? " asked the little girl suspiciously .Humpy took off his crown and smoothed his silver wig solemnly ."I don't think so," he_said ."Why do_you ask ? "

"Well," Dorothy gave alittle chuckle in_spite of herself, "you just made ajoke and you thought about writing back .You sound kinda smart to_me .

"You're wrong, sighed Humpy, gravely replacing his crown ."I'm only ahair-brained dummy, but I like being alive and I like having you for_my star and after_this-" Humpy shook his fist angrily at_the still muttering woods-men-" after_this I'll take all the knocks and hard falls for_you .Then maybe, if_you tried hard, you_might grow to like me alittle ? "

"Why, I like you already, you dear, generous old thing ." Jumping up, Dorothy gave Humpy an impulsive hug .Then, picking alarge tomato, she ate it hungrily .It seemed a long_time since she had breakfasted with_the Forgetful Poet in Perhaps City .

"We'd better start on now," said the little girl, finishing off the tomato with along sigh of satisfaction ."We're in_the Gillikin Country and if_we walk fast we_may reach the Emerald City before night comes .

"All right, Miss Star ." Picking up acrooked branch to balance himself, Humpy stepped out cheerfully and, talking of one_thing and another, they journeyed for more than an hour through_the pleasant fields and lanes, causing no small wonder to_the Gilliken farmers whom they passed on_the way, for Dorothy in her torn stockings and frock and_the dummy in_his regal robes and crown made astrange pair, even for Oz .

Without explaining themselves at all, the two hurried on, never stopping until they came to abroad purple river .Humpy looked inquiringly at Dorothy and Dorothy with apuzzled little sigh sat down upon_the river bank .

"I'm sure we ought to cross this river," said Dorothy thoughtfully, "but how ? "

Humpy put one finger in_the water ." do_you_want me to_fall in for_you ? " asked the dummy obligingly .

"Well, I don't see what good that_would do," frowned Dorothy ."Let me see ! " Dorothy looked reflectively at her toes, so of_course she saw nothing but her boots, but Humpy looked off across the river, and so it_was Humpy who saw them first .

"Oh, look ! " stuttered the dummy, grasping Dorothy by_the sleeve ."Here comes another adventure, Miss Star ! "

Jumping up in alarm, Dorothy saw acurious company scooting about


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