The Lord of the Dynamos by H.G. Wells
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The Lord of_the Dynamos

by H .G .Wells

The chief attendant of_the three dynamos that buzzed and rattled at Camberwell, and kept the electric railway going, came out of Yorkshire, and_his name was James Holroyd . he_was apractical electrician, but fond of whisky, aheavy, red-haired brute with irregular teeth .He doubted the existence of_the Deity, but accepted Carnot's cycle, and he had read Shakespeare and found him weak in chemistry .His helper came out_of_the mysterious East, and_his name was Azuma-zi .But Holroyd called him Pooh-bah .Holroyd liked anigger help because he_would stand kicking--a habit with Holroyd--and did_not pry into_the machinery and try to learn the ways of it .Certain odd possibilities of_the negro mind brought into abrupt contact with_the crown of_our civilisation Holroyd never fully realised, though just at_the end he got some inkling of_them .

To define Azuma-zi was beyond ethnology . he_was, perhaps, more negroid than anything else, though his hair was curly rather than frizzy, and_his nose had abridge .Moreover, his skin was brown rather than black, and_the whites of_his eyes were yellow .His broad cheekbones and narrow chin gave his face something of_the viperine V .His head, too, was broad behind, and low and narrow at_the forehead, as_if his brain had_been twisted round in_the reverse way to aEuropean's . he_was short of stature and still shorter of English .In conversation he_made numerous odd noises of no known marketable value, and_his infrequent words were carved and wrought into heraldic grotesqueness .Holroyd tried to elucidate his religious beliefs, and--especially after whisky--lectured to him against superstition and missionaries .Azuma-zi, however, shirked the discussion of_his gods, even though he_was kicked for_it .

Azuma-zi had come, clad in white but insufficient raiment, out_of_the stoke-hole of_the Lord Clive_, from_the Straits Settlements and beyond, into London .He had heard even in_his youth of_the greatness and riches of London, where all the women are white and fair, and even the beggars in_the streets are white, and he had arrived, with newly-earned gold coins in_his pocket, to worship at_the shrine of civilisation .The day of_his landing was adismal one; the sky was dun, and awind-worried drizzle filtered down to_the greasy streets, but he plunged boldly into_the delights of Shadwell, and was presently cast up, shattered in health, civilised in costume, penniless, and, except in matters of_the direst necessity, practically adumb animal, to toil for James Holroyd, and to_be bullied by him in_the dynamo shed at Camberwell .And to James Holroyd bullying was alabour of love .

There were three dynamos with their engines at Camberwell .The two that have_been there since_the beginning are small machines; the larger one was new .The smaller machines made areasonable noise; their straps hummed over the drums, every now_and_then the brushes buzzed and fizzled, and_the air churned steadily, whoo ! whoo ! whoo ! between their poles .One was loose in its foundations and kept the shed vibrating .But the big dynamo drowned these little noises altogether with_the sustained drone of_its iron core, which somehow set part of_the ironwork humming .The place made the visitor's head reel with_the throb, throb, throb of_the engines, the rotation of_the big wheels, the spinning ball-valves, the occasional spittings of_the steam, and over all the deep, unceasing, surging note of_the big dynamo .This last noise was from an engineering point of view adefect, but Azuma-zi accounted it unto the monster for mightiness and pride .

if_it were possible we_would_have the noises of_that shed always about_the reader as he reads, we_would tell all our story to such an accompaniment . it_was asteady stream of din, from_which the ear picked out first one thread and then another; there_was the intermittent snorting, panting, and seething of_the steam engines, the suck and thud of_their pistons, the dull beat on_the air as_the spokes of_the great driving wheels came round, anote the leather straps made as_they ran tighter and looser, and afretful tumult from_the dynamos; and, over all, sometimes inaudible, as_the ear tired of it, and then creeping back upon_the senses again, was_this trombone note of_the big machine .The floor never felt steady and quiet beneath one's feet, but quivered and jarred . it_was aconfusing, unsteady place, and enough to send anyone's thoughts jerking into odd zigzags .And for three months, while the big strike of_the engineers was in progress, Holroyd, who was ablackleg, and Azuma-zi, who was amere black, were never out_of_the stir and eddy of it, but slept and fed in_the little wooden shanty between_the shed and_the gates .

Holroyd delivered atheological lecture on_the text of_his big machine soon after Azuma-zi came .He had to shout to_be heard in_the din ."Look at_that," said Holroyd; "where's your 'eathen idol to match 'im ? " And Azuma-zi looked .For amoment Holroyd was inaudible, and then Azuma-zi heard: "Kill ahundred men .Twelve per cent, on_the ordinary shares," said Holroyd, " and_that's something like aGord ."

Holroyd was proud of_his big dynamo, and expatiated upon its size and power to Azuma-zi until heaven knows what odd currents of thought that and_the incessant whirling and shindy set up within_the curly black cranium . he_would explain in_the most graphic manner the dozen or so ways in_which aman might_be killed by_it, and once he_gave Azuma-zi ashock as asample of_its quality . after_that, in_the breathing-times of_his labour-- it_was heavy labour, being not_only his own, but most of Holroyd's--Azuma-zi would sit and watch the big machine . now_and_then the brushes would sparkle and spit blue flashes, at which Holroyd would swear, but all the rest was as smooth and rhythmic as breathing .The band ran shouting over the shaft, and ever behind one as one watched was_the complacent thud of_the piston .So it lived all day in_this big airy shed, with_him and Holroyd to wait upon it; not prisoned up and slaving to drive aship as_the other engines he_knew--mere captive devils of_the British Solomon-- had_been, but amachine enthroned .Those two smaller dynamos Azuma-zi by force of contrast despised; the large one he privately christened the Lord of_the Dynamos .They were fretful and irregular, but the big dynamo was steady .How great it_was ! How serene and easy in its working ! Greater and calmer even than_the Buddhas he had seen at Rangoon, and yet not motionless, but living ! The great black coils spun, spun, spun, the rings ran round under the brushes, and_the deep note of_its coil steadied the whole .It affected Azuma-zi queerly .

Azuma-zi was not fond of labour . he_would sit about and watch the Lord of_the Dynamos while Holroyd went away to_persuade the yard porter to_get whisky, although his proper place was not in_the dynamo shed but behind the engines, and, moreover, if Holroyd caught him skulking he got hit for_it with arod of stout copper wire . he_would go and stand close to_the colossus, and look up at_the great leather band running overhead . there_was ablack patch on_the band that came round, and it pleased him somehow among all the clatter to watch this return again and again .Odd thoughts spun with_the whirl of it .Scientific people tell us that savages give souls to rocks and trees,--and amachine is athousand times more alive than arock or atree .And Azuma-zi was practically asavage still; the veneer of civilisation lay no deeper than his slop suit, his bruises, and_the coal grime on_his face and hands .His father before him had worshipped ameteoric stone, kindred blood, it may_be, had splashed the broad wheels of Juggernaut .

he_took every opportunity Holroyd gave him of touching and handling the great dynamo that was fascinating him .He polished and cleaned it until the metal parts were blinding in_the sun . he_felt amysterious sense of service in doing this . he_would go up to_it and touch its spinning coils gently .The gods he had worshipped were all far away .The people in London hid their gods .

At last his dim feelings grew more distinct, and took shape in thoughts, and at last in acts .When he_came into_the roaring shed one morning he salaamed to_the Lord of_the Dynamos, and then, when Holroyd was away, he went and whispered to_the thundering machine that he_was its servant, and prayed it to_have pity on him and save him from Holroyd .As he_did so arare gleam of light came in through_the open archway of_the throbbing machine-shed, and_the Lord of_the Dynamos, as he whirled and roared, was radiant with pale gold .Then Azuma-zi knew that his service was acceptable to_his Lord . after_that he_did_not feel so lonely as he had done, and he had indeed been very_much alone in London .And even when his work-time was over, which_was rare, he loitered about_the shed .

Then, the next_time Holroyd maltreated him, Azuma-zi went presently to_the Lord of_the Dynamos and whispered, "Thou seest, O my Lord ! " and_the angry whirr of_the machinery seemed to answer him .Thereafter it appeared to him that whenever Holroyd came into_the shed adifferent note came into_the sounds of_the dynamo ."My Lord bides his time," said Azuma-zi to himself ."The iniquity of_the fool is_not_yet ripe ." And he waited and watched for_the day of reckoning .One day there_was evidence of short circuiting, and Holroyd, making an unwary examination-- it_was in_the afternoon--got arather severe shock .Azuma-zi from behind the engine saw him jump off and curse at_the peccant coil .

" he_is warned," said Azuma-zi to himself ."Surely my Lord is very patient ."

Holroyd had at first initiated his "nigger" into such elementary conceptions of_the dynamo's working as would enable him to_take temporary charge of_the shed in_his absence .But when he noticed the manner in_which Azuma-zi hung about_the monster he became suspicious .He dimly perceived his assistant was " up_to something," and connecting him with_the anointing of_the coils with oil that had rotted the varnish in one place, he issued an edict, shouted above the confusion of_the machinery, "Don't 'ee go nigh that big dynamo any more, Pooh-bah, or a'll take thy skin off ! " Besides, if_it pleased Azuma-zi


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