Oz 16: Kabumpo in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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. he_was in ahuge white tiled chamber and_the only lights came from_the heads of_its singular occupants .alittle distance away Prince Pompadore sat rubbing first his knees and then his head .

"It's another faller," said one_of_the giant Candlemen to_the other ."Two fallers in one day ! this_is exciting-an 'Ouch' it calls itself ! "

"I don't care what it calls itself," answered the second Candleman crossly ."I call it mighty rude .How dare you blow out our king ? " shouted the hot-headed fellow, shaking his fist at_the Elegant Elephant ."Here, some of you, light him up ! "

"Blow out your King ? " gasped Kabumpo in amazement .Sure enough, he had .There at his feet lay the King of_the Candles, stiff and lifeless and with never ahead to bless himself with .While the Elegant Elephant stared at_the long candlestick figure afat little Candleman rushed forward and lit with_his own head the small black wick sticking out_of_the King's collar .

Instantly the ruddy flame face of_the King appeared, his eyes snapping dangerously .Jumping to_his feet he advanced toward Pompadore ." is_this your Ouch ? " spluttered the King, jerking his thumb at Kabumpo ." you_must take him away at once .I never was so put out in my life .Me, the hand-dipped King of_the whole Illumi Nation, to_be blown out by abumpy creature without any headlight .Where's your headlight ? " he demanded fiercely, leaning over the Prince and dropping hot tallow down his neck .

Pompa jumped up in ahurry and backed toward Kabumpo ."Be careful how you talk to him," roared the Elegant Elephant, swaying backwards and forward like abig ship ."He's aPrince the Prince of Pumperdink ! " Kabumpo tossed his trunk threateningly .

"A Prince ? " spluttered the King, changing his tone instantly ."Well, that's different .aPrince can fall in on us any_time and welcome but an Ouch ! Why bring this great clumsy Ouch along ? " He rolled his eyes mournfully at Kabumpo .

"He's not an Ouch," explained Pompa, who was gradually recovering from_the shock of_his fall ." he_is Kabumpo, an Elegant Elephant, and he blew you out by mistake .Didn't you, Kabumpo ? "

"Purely an accident-nothing intentional, I assure you," chuckled Kabumpo . he_was beginning to enjoy himself ."If there's any more trouble I'll blow 'em all out," he reflected comfortably, "for they're nothing but great big candles ."

Seeing their King in friendly conversation with_the strangers, the other Candlemen came closer-too close for comfort, in_fact .They were always leaning over and dropping hot tallow on abody and_the heat from their flaming heads was simply suffocating .

"Sing the National Air for_them," said the Candle King carelessly and_the Candlemen, in their queer crackling voices, sang the following song, swaying rhythmically to_the tune:

"Flicker, flicker, Candlemen, Cheer our King and cheer again ! Neat as wax and always bright, Cheer's the King of candle light !

Kindle lightly windle slightly, Here we burn both day and nightly, Here we_have good times to burn Till each_one goes out in turn ."

" thank_you," said Pompa, mopping his head with_his silk handkerchief .

" thank_you very_much," Kabumpo groaned plaintively, for_the great elephant was nearly stifled .

"How is_it you_are so tall and thin ? " asked Pompa after an awkward pause .

"How is_it you_are so short and lumpy and unevenly dipped ? " responded King Cheer promptly ."If I were in your place," he_gave Kabumpo acontemptuous glance, "I'd have myself redipped .Where are your wicks ? And how can_you walk about without being lighted ? "

"We're not fireworks," puffed Kabumpo indignantly and then he_gave ashrill scream .Ten Candlemen tottered and went out, falling to_the ground with agreat clatter .Then Pompa leaped several feet in_the air and_his scream put out five more .

"Stop ! " cried King Cheer angrily ."Stand where you_are ! " But Kabumpo and Pompa neither stopped nor stood where they were .The Elegant Elephant rushed over to_the Prince and threw his heavy robe over his head .And just in_time, for Pompa's golden locks were amass of flames .Then the Prince tore off his velvet jacket and clapped it to Kabumpo's tail, which also was blazing merrily .

"Great Grump ! " rumbled the Elegant Elephant furiously, when he had extinguished Pompa and Pompa had extinguished him ."I'll put you all out for_this ! " He raised his trunk and pointed it straight at_the Candlemen, who cowered in_the far corner .

" i_was only trying to light you up," wailed alittle fellow, holding out his hands pleadingly ." i_thought that was your wick ." He pointed atrembling finger at Kabumpo's tail and another at Pompa's head .

"Wick ! " snorted Kabumpo in arage while the Prince ran his hand sorrowfully through his once luxuriant pompadour, of_which nothing but ashort stubble remained-"Wick ! What would we be doing with wicks ? "

"I don't think he meant any harm," put in .Pompadore, whose kind heart was touched by_the little Candleman's terror ."And it wouldn't help_us any ."

"Thought it_was my wick," shrilled Kabumpo, glancing over his shoulder at his poor scorched tail ."He's awicked little wretch .He's ruined your looks ."

" I_know ! " Pompa sighed dismally ."No one will want to marry me now .It's all coming true, Kabumpo, just as Count It Up said .Remember ? 'If athin Prince sets out on afat elephant to_find aProper Princess, how_many yards of fringe will the elephant lose from_his robe and how bald will the Prince be at_the end of_the journey ? ' And we've scarcely begun ! "

"Great haystacks ! " whistled Kabumpo, his little eyes twinkling ."So I_have lost every bit of fringe from my robe and my tail and half the back of_my robe besides . this_is nice, I_must say .

"We only tried to_give_you awarm welcome," said the King timidly .

"Warm welcome ! Well i_should think you_did," sniffed Kabumpo ."How do we get out of here ? "

"Oh, that's very simple," said the King, cheering up ."Tommy, go for_the Snuffer ."

Before Kabumpo or Pompa realized what this_would mean alittle Candleman named Tommy Tallow had returned with atall black candle person .He stepped to_the side wall, quickly jerked arope and down over Kabumpo dropped agreat brass snuffer and over the Prince another .

"That ought to_put the cross old things out," Pompa heard the King say just before his snuffer reached the floor .

" this_is terrible," fumed the poor Prince, thumping on_the sides of_the huge brass dome ." I_might as_well have stayed at home and disappeared comfortably .My poor old father and my mother ! I wonder where they_are now ? "

Sunk in gloomy reflection, Pompadore leaned against the side of_the snuffer .And one cannot blame him for feeling dismal .The fall down the deep passage, the shock of losing his hair and now imprisonment under astifling brass dome were enough to extinguish the hopes of_the stoutest hearted adventurer .

" I_shall never find aProper Princess ! " wailed Pompa, tying and untying his handkerchief .But just then there_was acreak from without and_the great dome lifted as suddenly as it had fallen-so suddenly in_fact that Pompa fell flat on_his back .There stood Kabumpo winding up the long rope with_his trunk and grumbling furiously all the while .

"Takes more than asnuffer to_keep me down," wheezed the Elegant Elephant, hurrying over and jerking the Prince to_his feet ."Three humps of_my shoulders and off she goes ! What makes it so dark ? "

"The Candlemen have all gone," sighed Pompa, brushing his hand wearily across his forehead ."All except that one ."

In adistant corner sat Tommy Tallow and_the light from_his head was_the only light in_the great chamber . he_was reading abook with tin leaves and looked up in surprise when he_saw the Elegant Elephant and Pompadore approaching .Then he started to sputter and ran toward abell rope at_the side of_the chamber .

"Stop ! " shouted Kabumpo, "or I'll blow off your head ! " At that_the little Candleman trembled so violently that his flame head almost went out .

"Now suppose you show us the way out," snapped the Elegant Elephant, stamping one big foot until the floor trembled .

" you_could burn out ! " gasped Tommy faintly ."That's what we_do ! "

"Don't say out," whispered Pompa anxiously ." we_want to_go away from here," he explained earnestly ."Back on_the top of_the ground, you_know ."

"Oh ! " whistled Tommy Tallow, his face lighting up ."That's easy- this_way, please ! " He almost ran to abig door at one side of_the room and tugging it open, waved them through .

"Goodbye ! " he_called, slamming the door quickly behind them .

Kabumpo and_the Prince found themselves in awide dim hallway .It slanted up gradually and there were tall candle guards stationed about ahundred yards apart all of_the way .

" are_you going to abirthday party or awedding ? " asked the first guard, as_they passed him .

"Wedding," sniffed Kabumpo ."Why ? "

"Well, hardly any of_the candles go out of here unless they're needed for abirthday or awedding," explained the guard, shifting his big feet ."You're mighty poorly made though .What kind of candles do_you call yourselves ? "

"Roman," chuckled Kabumpo with awink ."We roam around," he added ponderously .

"Do all the candles used above ground come from here ? " asked Pompa curiously .

"Certainly," replied the guard ."All candles come from Illumi and_they don't like to leave either because as_soon_as they strike the upper air they shrink down to ordinary cake and candlestick size .Distressing, isn't it ? "

"I suppose it must_be," smiled Pompadore ."Goodbye ! " The guard touched his flame hat and Kabumpo quickened his pace .

" i_want air," rumbled the great elephant, panting along as fast as he_could go ."I've seen and felt about all I care to_see and feel of_the Illumi Nation ."

"So have I ! " The Prince of Pumperdink touched his scorched locks and sighed deeply ."I'm afraid Ozma will never marry me now, and Pumperdink will disappear forever ! "

"Don't be aGooch ! " snapped the Elegant Elephant shortly ."Our adventures have only begun ."

They passed the rest of_the guards without further conversation, and after about two hours came to_the end of_the long tiled passageway and stepped upon firm ground again .

Kabumpo was terribly out of breath, for_the whole way had_been up hill .For afull minute he stood sniffing the fresh night air .Then, turning around, he looked for_the opening through which they had come .Not asign of_the passage anywhere !

"That's curious," puffed the Elegant Elephant ."But never mind .We don't want to_go back anyway .

" i_should say not," gasped the Prince wearily ."Where are we now, Kabumpo ? "

"Still in_the Gilliken country, i_think, but headed in_the right direction .All we_have to_do is to_keep going South," said the Elegant Elephant cheerfully .

"But we've had nothing to eat since morning," objected Pompadore .

"That's so," agreed Kabumpo, scratching his head thoughtfully, "and not ahouse in sight ! "

"But I smell something cooking," insisted the Prince, sniffing hungrily .

"So do I," said the Elegant Elephant, lifting his trunk, "and it smells like soup .Let's follow our noses, Pompa, my boy ."

"Yours


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