Oz 16: Kabumpo in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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if_you_can't it's not your fault, So simply turn asummersault ! "

it recited dolefully, and losing its balance fell off the fence and landed with athud on_the ground below .

"Here ! Hurry along" scolded Count It Up, prodding Kabumpo with asharp pencil ."The next is anice little problem in fractions ."

"I wonder if_it meant anything ? " mused Pompadore, as Kabumpo approached the new problem ." ' if_you_can't it's not your fault, so simply turn asummersault .' Anyway it wouldn't hurt to_try .Stop aminute, Kabumpo ! "

Sliding down the Elegant Elephant's trunk, the Prince put his head on_the ground and very carefully and deliberately turned asomersault .At his first motion Count It Up gave adeafening scream, fell on_his head and broke off his point, while the Figure Heads began to run in every direction .

" do_it again ! do_it again ! " cried Kabumpo joyfully .So Pompa turned another somersault and another, and another, and another, till not aFigure Head was in sight .Even the Figure Heads at_the windows of_the houses tumbled out and dashed madly around the corner . before_they could return, Kabumpo snatched up Pompa and tore through_the deserted streets of Rith Metic till he_came to_the black iron gate at_the other end of_the city .Butting it open with_his head, the Elegant Elephant dashed through and never stopped running till he_was miles away from there .

"Have to rest abit and eat some leaves," puffed Kabumpo, at last slowing down ."Whe-w ! "

"Wish I_could eat leaves," sighed the Prince, as Kabumpo began lunching off the tree tops ."But, never mind, we're out of Rith Metic ! Wasn't it lucky that Cottabus followed us ? I never would_have thought of getting out of sums by somersaulting .Would you ? "

"Only sensible thing it ever said, probably," answered the Elegant Elephant, with_his mouth full of leaves ."There's alot more to_be learned by traveling than by studying, my boy .Somer-saults for sums-let's always remember that ! "

Pompa did_not answer .He slid down Kabumpo's trunk and began hunting anxiously around for something to eat .Not far away he_found alarge nut tree and, gathering ahandful of nuts, he sat down and began to crack them on awhite marble slab near by .Next instant Kabumpo heard athud and amuffled cry .

The Prince of Pumperdink had vanished, as_if by magic .

"Where are_you ? " screamed the Elegant Elephant, pounding through_the brush ."Pompa ! Pompa ! He's disappeared," gasped Kabumpo, rushing over to_the marble slab . there_was not asign of_the Royal Prince of Pumperdink anywhere, but carved carefully on_the white stone were these words:

Please Knock before_you Fall In .

"Fall in ! " snorted Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly ."Great Gooch ! "

CHAPTER 6

Ruggedo's History in Six Rocks

on_the same night that Prince Pompa and Kabumpo had disappeared from Pumperdink, alittle gray gnome crouched in adeep chamber, tunneled under the Emerald City, laboriously carving letters on abig rock . it_was Ruggedo, the old Gnome King, carving and grumbling and grumbling and carving, and pausing every few_minutes to light his pipe with ahot coal which he kept in_his pocket for_that purpose .abig emerald lamp cast aglow over the strange cavern and made the gnome look like abad green goblin, which he_was .

"Wag ! " screamed the gnome, suddenly throwing down the chisel, "Where are_you, you long-eared villain ? " there_was aslight stir at_the back of_the cave and arabbit, of about_the same size as_the gnome, shuffled slowly forward .

"What you_want ? " he asked, rubbing one eye with_his paw .

"Bring me acup of melted mud, idiot ! " roared the gnome, pounding on_the rock ."And serve it to_me on my throne at once ! "

"Now, see here," the rabbit twitched his nose rapidly, "I'll get you acup of melted mud, but don't you call me an idiot .I don't mind working for_one, nor digging for_one and listening to_his foolishness, but nobody can call me an idiot-not even amake-believe King ! "

"Oh, you make me tired ! " fumed the gnome ."Then go to sleep," advised the rabbit with ayawn ."What's the use of trying to pretend you're aKing, Rug ? Ho, ho ! King over one wooden doll, six rocks and twenty-seven sofa cushions ! you_may_have been aKing once, but now you're just aplain gnome and nothing else, and if_you go and sit quietly in your plain rocking chair I'll bring you acup of plain mud ."

With achuckle, the rabbit retired, and Ruggedo, spluttering with fury, flounced into adoll's broken rocker that was set in_the exact center of_the cave .

"Here I_give that rabbit everything I steal and he won't even allow me the little luxury of calling him an idiot or of pulling his ears .How can I pretend to_be aKing without an ear to pull ? " grumbled the gnome .

" what_are you grinning at ? " Bouncing out of_his chair, Ruggedo flew at amerry-faced wooden doll who sat propped up against the wall and shook her till her head turned round backwards and her arms and legs flew every which_way .Then he hurled her violently into acorner .Quite out of breath he sank back in_his chair and stared angrily about .

When Wag returned the gnome snatched the tin cup of melted mud and tossed it down with one gulp .Then, flinging the cup at_the doll, he went back to work .

The rabbit shook his head mournfully and, picking up the wooden doll, straightened her out and placed her on acushion .Then, yawning again, he lit acandle and started for_the passage at_the back of_the cave .

"How are_you getting on ? " he asked, pausing to look over the gnome's shoulder with agrin .

"Fine ! " answered Ruggedo, forgetting to scowl ."I'm up_to_the sixth rock and expect to finish to-night ."

"Who do_you_think will read it ? " asked the rabbit, putting back both ears and stroking his whiskers .Then he_gave agreat spring, just escaped the chisel Ruggedo had flung at his head, and pattered away into_the darkness .For several minutes the gnome danced up and down with fury .Then, as_there_was no one to pinch or shake, he started to work harder than ever on_the sixth rock of_his history .There were six of_the great Stones set in arow on one side of_the cavern and_the carving on them had taken the old gnome King the best part of two years .The letters were crooked and roughly chiseled, but quite readable . on_the first rock he had carved:

History of Ruggedo in Six Rocks Ruggedo the Rough-King of_the Gnomes one_time Metal Monarch, at other times aLimoneag, agoose, anut, and now acommon gnome by order of Ozma of Oz .

The second rock told of Ruggedo's magnificent Kingdom under the mountains of Ev, of_the thousands of gnomes he had ruled and_the great treasure of precious gems he had possessed, in those good old days before he_was banished from_his dominions .

The third rock told of_his transformation of_the Queen of Ev and her children into ornaments for_his palace and of_their rescue by aparty from Oz, through_the cleverness of Billina, ayellow hen .It told of_the loss of_his Magic Belt which_was captured at_this same time by Dorothy, alittle girl from Kansas .

The fourth rock related how Ruggedo had tried to conquer Oz and recovered his belt; how all of_his plans failed and how he tumbled into_the Fountain of Oblivion and forgot all about his campaign .

The fifth rock had taken Ruggedo the longest to carve, for_it gave the story of_his banishment by_the Great Jinn Titihoochoo . you_have probably read this story yourself .How Tik Tok, Betsy Bobbin, Shaggyman and Polychrome, trying to_find Shaggy's brother, hidden in_the Gnome King's metal forest, were thrown down along tube to_the other side of_the world, and how the owner of_the tube sent Quox, the dragon, to punish Ruggedo by banishment from_his Kingdom and how Kaliko was_made King of_the Gnomes .

The sixth rock told of Ruggedo's last attempt to capture Oz .Meeting Kiki Aru, aHighup boy who knew amagic transformation word, Ruggedo suggested that_they change themselves to Limoneags queer beasts with lion heads, monkey tails and eagle wings get all the beasts of Oz to help and march on_the Emerald City .But this plan failed, too .Kiki lost his temper and changed Ruggedo to agoose, the Wizard of Oz discovered the magic word and changed both the conspirators to nuts .Later on they were changed back to_their normal shapes, but again Ruggedo was plunged into_the Fountain of Oblivion and again forgot his wicked plans .This ended the rock history, except for ashort sentence stating that Ruggedo now lived in_the Emerald City .

But the magic of_the Fountain of Oblivion had soon worn off and it_was not long before Ruggedo began to remember his past wicked-ness . that_is why he decided to carve his life story in rock, so that_it would_be handy should he ever fall into_the forgetful fountain again .And it had taken six rocks to_tell all of_his adventures .He had_not carved these stories just as_they had happened, nor ever called himself wicked, but he had told most of_the facts, leaving out the parts most unflattering to himself .And now it_was finished-his whole history in six rocks .Throwing down his chisel for_the_last time, Ruggedo straightened up and regarded his work with glowing pride .

"I don't believe there's another history like this in all Oz," puffed the gnome, tugging at his silver beard .

"It's agood thing," chuckled Wag, who had come back to eat acarrot ."Oz would_not_be avery happy place if there were many folks like you .

He seated himself quietly on_the first rock of Ruggedo's history, and began nibbling his carrot .

"Get up ! How dare you sit on my history ? " Ruggedo stamped his foot and started threateningly toward Wag .

"All right," said the rabbit, "it's too hard, anyway .

" of_course it's hard," stormed Ruggedo ."I've had ahard life; hard as_those rocks .Everybody's been against me from_the very start, and all because I'm so little," he finished bitterly .

"No, because you_are so wicked," said the rabbit calmly ."Now, don't throw your pipe at me, for you_know it's the truth ."

Ruggedo glared at_the rabbit for aminute, then rushed over to_the wooden doll, and began shaking her furiously .He always vented his rage on_the wooden doll .

"Stop that," screamed Wag, "or I'll leave upon_the spot .You ought_to_be ashamed of yourself .You old scrabble-scratch ."

"She's not alive," snapped Ruggedo sulkily .

"How do_you_know ? " retorted the rabbit ."Anyway, she's ajolly creature .I'm not going to_have her banging around .Here you've taken her away from her little mother, and she hasn't even anyone to rock her to sleep ."

"I'll rock her to sleep," screamed Ruggedo, maliciously .And flinging the doll on_the floor he began hurling small rocks at_the helpless little figure .

Scrambling to_his feet, Wag rescued the wooden doll again, and Ruggedo, who really was afraid the rabbit would leave him, subsided into his rocking chair .Then reaching up_to asmall shelf over his head, he pulled down an accordion . at_the first doleful wheeze Wag gave


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