"Wake up, Kabumpo
We've disappeared ! " "Have we ? " yawned the Elegant Elephant, opening one eye
You don't say ? Hah, Hoh, Hum ! " with
tremendous yawn he opened the other eye and began to chuckle and shake all over

"We stole
march on 'em, Pompa I'd like
the King's face when he finds us gone
Old Pumper
Oyezing all over the palace
He'll think we've disappeared by magic
"
"Well, didn't we ? " asked Pompadore in amazement

"Not unless you call me magic
I carried you off
night
Did you suppose old Kabumpo was going to stand quietly by while they married you to
fagotty old fairy like Faleero ? Not much," wheezed the Elegant Elephant
"
other plans
, little one ! "
"But
terrible ! " cried the Prince, catching hold of
tree
"Here
left my poor old father, my lovely mother,
whole Kingdom of Pumperdink to disappear
We'll have
right straight back--right straight back to Pumperdink
hear ? "
"Do have
little sense ! " Kabumpo shook himself crossly
"
't save them by going back
The thing
is
forward, find the Proper Princess and marry her
No scroll magic takes effect for seven days, anyway ! "
"How
? " asked Pompa anxiously

"Read it in
witch book," answered Kabumpo promptly
"Now, that gives us plenty
Emerald City and present ourselves
lovely ruler of OZ
There's
Proper Princess
, Pompa ! "
"But suppose she refuses me," said the Prince uncertainly

"You're very handsome, Pompa, my boy
" The Elegant Elephant gave the Prince
playful poke
trunk
"I've brought all my jewels as gifts
magic mirror and door knob
If she refuses you
worst comes
worst"-- Kabumpo cleared his throat gravely--"well--just leave it
! "
After
bit more coaxing and after eating the breakfast Kabumpo had thoughtfully brought along, Pompa allowed the Elegant Elephant to lift him
head and off they set at Kabumpo's best speed
Emerald City of Oz

Neither the Prince nor the Elegant Elephant had ever been out of Pumperdink, but Kabumpo had found an old map of Oz
palace library
According
map, the Emerald City lay directly
South
own country
"So all
is
going South," chuckled Kabumpo softly
Pompadore nodded, but
trying to recall the exact words
mysterious scroll:
"Know Ye, that unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink shall wed ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span
ye Kingdom of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and even longer from ye Gilliken Country of Oz
J
G
"
Pompadore repeated the words solemnly; then fell a-thinking of all he had heard of Ozma of Oz, the loveliest little fairy imaginable

"She wouldn't want one of her Kingdom to disappear," reflected Pompadore sagely
Now, as it happened, Ozma
even know
existence of Pumperdink
Oz is so large and inhabited by
strange and singular peoples that although fourteen books of history
written
only half the story
told
no Oz railway or steamship lines and traveling is tedious and slow, owing
magic nature
land itself, its many mountains and fairy forests,
Pumperdink, like
small Kingdoms
outskirts of Oz, has never been explored by Ozma

Oz itself is
huge oblong country divided into four parts, the North being the purple Gilliken country, the East the blue Munchkins country, the South the red lands
Quadlings,
West the pleasant yellow country
Winkies
very center of Oz, as almost every boy and girl knows,
wonderful Emerald City, and in its gorgeous green palace lives Ozma, the lovely little Fairy Princess, whom Kabumpo wanted Pompadore to marry

"
," mused the Prince, after they had traveled
dim forest, "I believe that gold mirror has
lot
with all this
I believe
put
cake to help me find the Proper Princess
"
"Where would you find
more Proper Princess than Ozma ? " puffed Kabumpo Indignantly
"Ozma
one--depend upon it ! "
"Just the same," said Pompa firmly, "I'm going
every Princess we meet ! "
"
expect
'em running wild
woods ? " snorted Kabumpo, who didn't like
contradicted

"You never can tell
" The Prince of Pumperdink settled back comfortably
Now
were really started,
finding traveling extremely interesting
"
done this
," murmured the Prince to himself
"Every Prince should go on
journey of adventure
"
"How long will it take us to reach the Emerald City ? " he asked presently

"Two days, if nothing happens," answered Kabumpo
"Say--what's that ? " He stopped short and spread his ears till they looked like sails
The underbrush
right was crackling
springs of some large animal, and next minute
hoarse voice roared:
"
The which and what, The where and how and why ?
curious, luxurious Old Cottabus am I !
the When and who, The whatfor and whyso, Sir ! So please attend,
no end To things
, Sir ! "
"Aha ! " exulted the voice triumphantly
"There
! " And
great round head was thrust out, almost in Kabumpo's face
"Oh ! I'm going to enjoy this
Don't move ! "
Kabumpo was too astonished to move,
next instant the Cottabus had flounced
bushes and settled itself directly in front
two travelers
large as
pony, but shaped like
great overfed cat
Its eyes bulged unpleasantly
end
tail ended in
large fan

"Well," grunted Kabumpo
strange creature had regarded them for
full minute without blinking

"Well," what ? " it asked, beginning to fan itself sulkily
"You act as
had never seen
Cottabus before
"
"We never have," admitted Pompa, peering over Kabumpo's head and secretly wishing he had brought along his jeweled sword

"Why haven't you ? " asked the Cottabus, rolling up its eyes
"How frightfully ignorant ! " It closed its fan tail with
snap and looked up at them disapprovingly
"
kindly tell me who
, where you came from,
came, what
going for, how
going
it, why
going and what
going
do get it ! "
"I don't see why
tell you all that," grumbled Kabumpo
"It's none of your affair
"
"Wrong ! " shrieked the creature hysterically
"
business of
Cottabus
out everything
I live on other people's affairs, and unless"--here it paused, took
large handkerchief out of
pocket in its fur and began to wipe its eyes--"unless
Cottabus asks fifty questions
day it curls up in its porch rocker and d-d-dies, and
my fifth questionless day
"
"Curl up and die, then," said Kabumpo gruffly
But the kind-hearted Prince felt sorry
foolish creature

"
answer your questions,
answer ours ? "
"I'll try," sniffed the Curious Cottabus, and leaning over it dragged
rocking chair
bushes and seated itself comfortably

"Well, then," began Pompa, "
Elegant Elephant and
Prince
We came from Pumperdink because our Kingdom was threatened with disappearance unless I marry
Proper Princess
"
"Yes," murmured the Cottabus, rocking violently
"Yes, yes ! "
"And
going
Emerald City to ask princess Ozma for her hand," continued the Prince

"How
the one ? When did this happen ? Who brought the message ?
you going
if Ozma refuses you ? " asked the Cottabus, leaning forward breathlessly

"
going to stand talking
ridiculous creature all day ? " grumbled Kabumpo
But Pompadore, perhaps because
so young, felt flattered that even
curious old Cottabus should take such an interest
affairs
So beginning
very beginning
the whole story
birthday party

"Yes, yes," gulped the Cottabus wildly
the Prince paused for breath
"Yes, yes," fluttering its fan excitedly
When Pompadore had finished the Cottabus leaned back, closed its eyes and put both paws
arms
rocker
"I never heard anything more curious in my life," said the curious one
"
keep me amused for three days ! "
"
--that's what we're here for--to amuse you ! " said Kabumpo scornfully
"Let's be going, Pompa ! "
"Perhaps the Curious Cottabus can tell us something
country ahead
Are there any Princesses living 'round here ? " the Prince asked eagerly

"Never heard of any," said the Cottabus, opening its eyes
"
multiply--add--divide and subtract ?
good at fractions, Prince ? "
"Not very," admitted Pompadore, looking mystified

"Then you won't make much headway," sighed the Cottabus, shaking its head solemnly
"Now, don't ask me why," it added lugubriously, dragging its rocker back
brush, and while Kabumpo and Pompa stared in amazement it wriggled away
bushes

"Come on," cried Kabumpo with
contemptuous grunt, but he had only gone
few steps
Curious Cottabus stuck its head out of an opening
trees just ahead
"When
coming back ? " it asked, twitching its nose anxiously

"Never ! " trumpeted Kabumpo, increasing his speed
Again the Cottabus disappeared, only to reappear
first turn
road

"Did you say the door knob hit you
head ? " it asked pleadingly

Kabumpo gave
snort of anger and rushed along so fast that Pompa had to hang on for dear life

"Guess we've left him behind
," spluttered the Elegant Elephant, after he had run almost
mile

But
minute
wheeze
underbrush
head
Cottabus was thrust out
Its tongue was hanging out and
panting with exhaustion
"How old
? " it gasped, rolling its eyes pitifully
"Who was your grandfather
father's side, and was he bald ? "
"Kerumberty Bumpus ! " raged the Elegant Elephant, flouncing
other side
road

"But why
door knob
cake ? " gulped the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose

"How should
," said Pompa coldly

"Then just tell me the date of your birth," wailed the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose

"No ! No ! " screamed Kabumpo, and
he ran so fast
tearful voice
Cottabus became fainter and fainter and finally died away altogether

"Provokingest creature I've ever met," grumbled the Elegant Elephant, and
Pompa agreed

"Isn't it almost lunch time ? " asked the Prince
beginning
terribly hungry

"And aren't there any villages or cities between here
Emerald City ? " Pompa spoke again

"Don't know," wheezed Kabumpo, swinging ahead

"Oh ! There's
flag ! " cried Pompa suddenly
"It's flying above the tree tops just ahead
"
And so