Oz 16: Kabumpo in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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."Wake up, Kabumpo .We've disappeared ! "

"Have we ? " yawned the Elegant Elephant, opening one eye .You don't say ? Hah, Hoh, Hum ! " with atremendous yawn he opened the other eye and began to chuckle and shake all over .

"We stole amarch on 'em, Pompa I'd like to_see the King's face when he finds us gone .Old Pumper will_be Oyezing all over the palace .He'll think we've disappeared by magic ."

"Well, didn't we ? " asked Pompadore in amazement .

"Not unless you call me magic .I carried you off in_the night .Did you suppose old Kabumpo was going to stand quietly by while they married you to afagotty old fairy like Faleero ? Not much," wheezed the Elegant Elephant ." I_have other plans for_you, little one ! "

"But this_is terrible ! " cried the Prince, catching hold of atree ."Here you_have left my poor old father, my lovely mother, and_the whole Kingdom of Pumperdink to disappear .We'll have to_go right straight back--right straight back to Pumperdink . do_you hear ? "

"Do have alittle sense ! " Kabumpo shook himself crossly ." you_can't save them by going back .The thing to_do is to_go forward, find the Proper Princess and marry her .No scroll magic takes effect for seven days, anyway ! "

"How do_you_know ? " asked Pompa anxiously .

"Read it in awitch book," answered Kabumpo promptly ."Now, that gives us plenty of_time to_go to_the Emerald City and present ourselves to_the lovely ruler of OZ .There's aProper Princess for_you, Pompa ! "

"But suppose she refuses me," said the Prince uncertainly .

"You're very handsome, Pompa, my boy ." The Elegant Elephant gave the Prince aplayful poke with_his trunk ."I've brought all my jewels as gifts and_the magic mirror and door knob as_well .If she refuses you and_the worst comes to_the worst"-- Kabumpo cleared his throat gravely--"well--just leave it to_me ! "

After abit more coaxing and after eating the breakfast Kabumpo had thoughtfully brought along, Pompa allowed the Elegant Elephant to lift him on_his head and off they set at Kabumpo's best speed for_the Emerald City of Oz .

Neither the Prince nor the Elegant Elephant had ever been out of Pumperdink, but Kabumpo had found an old map of Oz in_the palace library .According to_this map, the Emerald City lay directly to_the South of_their own country ."So all we_have to_do is to_keep going South," chuckled Kabumpo softly .Pompadore nodded, but he_was trying to recall the exact words of_the mysterious scroll:

"Know Ye, that unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink shall wed ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of_time ye Kingdom of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and even longer from ye Gilliken Country of Oz .J .G ."

Pompadore repeated the words solemnly; then fell a-thinking of all he had heard of Ozma of Oz, the loveliest little fairy imaginable .

"She wouldn't want one of her Kingdom to disappear," reflected Pompadore sagely .Now, as it happened, Ozma did_not even know of_the existence of Pumperdink .Oz is so large and inhabited by so_many strange and singular peoples that although fourteen books of history have_been written about_it only half the story has_been told . there_are no Oz railway or steamship lines and traveling is tedious and slow, owing to_the magic nature of_the land itself, its many mountains and fairy forests, so_that Pumperdink, like many_of_the small Kingdoms on_the outskirts of Oz, has never been explored by Ozma .

Oz itself is ahuge oblong country divided into four parts, the North being the purple Gilliken country, the East the blue Munchkins country, the South the red lands of_the Quadlings, and_the West the pleasant yellow country of_the Winkies . in_the very center of Oz, as almost every boy and girl knows, is_the wonderful Emerald City, and in its gorgeous green palace lives Ozma, the lovely little Fairy Princess, whom Kabumpo wanted Pompadore to marry .

" do_you_know," mused the Prince, after they had traveled some_time through_the dim forest, "I believe that gold mirror has alot to_do with all this .I believe it_was put in_the cake to help me find the Proper Princess ."

"Where would you find amore Proper Princess than Ozma ? " puffed Kabumpo Indignantly ."Ozma is_the one--depend upon it ! "

"Just the same," said Pompa firmly, "I'm going to_try every Princess we meet ! "

" do_you expect to_find 'em running wild in_the woods ? " snorted Kabumpo, who didn't like to_be contradicted .

"You never can tell ." The Prince of Pumperdink settled back comfortably .Now that_they were really started, he_was finding traveling extremely interesting ." i_should_have done this long_ago," murmured the Prince to himself ."Every Prince should go on ajourney of adventure ."

"How long will it take us to reach the Emerald City ? " he asked presently .

"Two days, if nothing happens," answered Kabumpo ."Say--what's that ? " He stopped short and spread his ears till they looked like sails .The underbrush at_the right was crackling from_the springs of some large animal, and next minute ahoarse voice roared:

" i_want to_know The which and what, The where and how and why ? acurious, luxurious Old Cottabus am I !

i_want to_know the When and who, The whatfor and whyso, Sir ! So please attend, there_is no end To things i_want to_know, Sir ! "

"Aha ! " exulted the voice triumphantly ."There you_are ! " And agreat round head was thrust out, almost in Kabumpo's face ."Oh ! I'm going to enjoy this .Don't move ! "

Kabumpo was too astonished to move, and_the next instant the Cottabus had flounced out_of_the bushes and settled itself directly in front of_the two travelers . it_was large as apony, but shaped like agreat overfed cat .Its eyes bulged unpleasantly and_the end of_its tail ended in alarge fan .

"Well," grunted Kabumpo after_the strange creature had regarded them for afull minute without blinking .

"Well," what ? " it asked, beginning to fan itself sulkily ."You act as if_you had never seen aCottabus before ."

"We never have," admitted Pompa, peering over Kabumpo's head and secretly wishing he had brought along his jeweled sword .

"Why haven't you ? " asked the Cottabus, rolling up its eyes ."How frightfully ignorant ! " It closed its fan tail with asnap and looked up at them disapprovingly ." will_you kindly tell me who you_are, where you came from, when_you came, what you_are going for, how you_are going to_get it, why you_are going and what you_are going to_do when_you do get it ! "

"I don't see why we_should tell you all that," grumbled Kabumpo ."It's none of your affair ."

"Wrong ! " shrieked the creature hysterically ." it_is_the business of aCottabus to_find out everything .I live on other people's affairs, and unless"--here it paused, took alarge handkerchief out of apocket in its fur and began to wipe its eyes--"unless aCottabus asks fifty questions aday it curls up in its porch rocker and d-d-dies, and this_is my fifth questionless day ."

"Curl up and die, then," said Kabumpo gruffly .But the kind-hearted Prince felt sorry for_the foolish creature .

" if_we answer your questions, will_you answer ours ? "

"I'll try," sniffed the Curious Cottabus, and leaning over it dragged arocking chair out_of_the bushes and seated itself comfortably .

"Well, then," began Pompa, " this_is_the Elegant Elephant and I_am aPrince .We came from Pumperdink because our Kingdom was threatened with disappearance unless I marry aProper Princess ."

"Yes," murmured the Cottabus, rocking violently ."Yes, yes ! "

"And we_are going to_the Emerald City to ask princess Ozma for her hand," continued the Prince .

"How do_you_know she_is the one ? When did this happen ? Who brought the message ? what_are you going to_do if Ozma refuses you ? " asked the Cottabus, leaning forward breathlessly .

" are_you going to stand talking to_this ridiculous creature all day ? " grumbled Kabumpo .But Pompadore, perhaps because he_was so young, felt flattered that even acurious old Cottabus should take such an interest in_his affairs .So beginning at_the very beginning he_told the whole story of_his birthday party .

"Yes, yes," gulped the Cottabus wildly each_time the Prince paused for breath ."Yes, yes," fluttering its fan excitedly .When Pompadore had finished the Cottabus leaned back, closed its eyes and put both paws on_the arms of_the rocker ."I never heard anything more curious in my life," said the curious one ." this_will keep me amused for three days ! "

" of_course--that's what we're here for--to amuse you ! " said Kabumpo scornfully ."Let's be going, Pompa ! "

"Perhaps the Curious Cottabus can tell us something of_the country ahead .Are there any Princesses living 'round here ? " the Prince asked eagerly .

"Never heard of any," said the Cottabus, opening its eyes ." can_you multiply--add--divide and subtract ? are_you good at fractions, Prince ? "

"Not very," admitted Pompadore, looking mystified .

"Then you won't make much headway," sighed the Cottabus, shaking its head solemnly ."Now, don't ask me why," it added lugubriously, dragging its rocker back into_the brush, and while Kabumpo and Pompa stared in amazement it wriggled away into_the bushes .

"Come on," cried Kabumpo with acontemptuous grunt, but he had only gone afew steps when_the Curious Cottabus stuck its head out of an opening in_the trees just ahead ."When are_you coming back ? " it asked, twitching its nose anxiously .

"Never ! " trumpeted Kabumpo, increasing his speed .Again the Cottabus disappeared, only to reappear at_the first turn in_the road .

"Did you say the door knob hit you on_the head ? " it asked pleadingly .

Kabumpo gave asnort of anger and rushed along so fast that Pompa had to hang on for dear life .

"Guess we've left him behind this_time," spluttered the Elegant Elephant, after he had run almost amile .

But at_that minute there_was awheeze from_the underbrush and_the head of_the Cottabus was thrust out .Its tongue was hanging out and it_was panting with exhaustion ."How old are_you ? " it gasped, rolling its eyes pitifully ."Who was your grandfather on_your father's side, and was he bald ? "

"Kerumberty Bumpus ! " raged the Elegant Elephant, flouncing to_the other side of_the road .

"But why was_the door knob in_the cake ? " gulped the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose .

"How should we_know," said Pompa coldly .

"Then just tell me the date of your birth," wailed the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose .

"No ! No ! " screamed Kabumpo, and this_time he ran so fast that_the tearful voice of_the Cottabus became fainter and fainter and finally died away altogether .

"Provokingest creature I've ever met," grumbled the Elegant Elephant, and this_time Pompa agreed with_him .

"Isn't it almost lunch time ? " asked the Prince . he_was beginning to_feel terribly hungry .

"And aren't there any villages or cities between here and_the Emerald City ? " Pompa spoke again .

"Don't know," wheezed Kabumpo, swinging ahead .

"Oh ! There's aflag ! " cried Pompa suddenly ."It's flying above the tree tops just ahead ."

And so


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