Oz 16: Kabumpo in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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in_the door every few_minutes, gathered his courage together and rushed up_to_the King .

"Pardon, most High Highness, but General Quakes bade me say that_this mirror was found under the window," stuttered the page and before Pompus had an opportunity to cry "Begone ! " or "Dip him ! " the little fellow made adash for_the door and disappeared .

"It grows more puzzling every_minute," wailed the King, looking from_the door knob to_the mirror from_the mirror to_the scroll .

" if_you take my advice you'll have this marriage performed at once," said the Prime Pumper in atrembling voice .

"I believe i_will ! " sighed Pompus, rubbing the bump on_his head ."Go and fetch the Princess Faleero and you, Pompa, prepare for your wedding ."

"But Father ! " began the Prince .

"Not another word or you'll be dipped ! " rumbled the King of Pumperdink ."I'm not going to_have my kingdom disappearing if I_can help it ! "

"You mean if I_can help it," muttered Pompadore gloomily .

" this_is ridiculous ! " stormed the Elegant Elephant, as_the Prime Pumper rushed importantly out_of_the room ."Don't you_know that_this country of ours is only asmall part of_the great Kingdom of Oz ? there_must_be hundreds of Princesses for Pompadore to_choose from .Why should he not wed Ozma, the princess of us all ? Haven't you read any Oz history ? have_you never heard of_the wonderful Emerald City ? Let Pompadore start out at once .I, myself, will accompany him, and if Ozma refuses to marry him well" the Elegant Elephant drew himself up " i_will carry her off -- that's all ! "

"It's along way to_the Emerald City," mused Queen Pozy, "but still-"

"Yes, and what_is to_become of us in_the meantime pray ? While you_are wandering all over Oz we_can disappear I suppose ! No Sir ! Not one step do_you go out of Pumperdink .Faleero is_the Proper Princess and Pompadore shall marry her ! " said Pompus .

"You're talking through your crown," wheezed Kabumpo ."How about_the door knob and mirror ? They came out_of_the cake as_well as_the scroll . what_are you going to_do about_them ? Let's have alook at_that mirror ."

"Just acommon gold mirror," fumed Pompus, holding it up for_the Elegant Elephant to_see .

"What's the matter ? " as Kabumpo gave asnort .

on_the face of_the mirror as Kabumpo looked in two words appeared: Elegant elephant .

And when Pompus snatched the mirror, above his reflection stood the words: Fat Old King

Then Queen Pozy peeped into_the mirror, which promptly flashed: Lovely Queen .

"Why, it's telling the truth ! " screamed Pompa, looking over his mother's shoulder . at_this the words "Charming Prince" formed quickly in_the glass .

The Prince grinned at his father, who was now quite beside himself with rage ." you_think I'm fat and old, do_you ! " snorted the King flinging the gold mirror face down on_the table ." this_is anice day, I_must say ! Scrolls, door knobs, mirrors and insults ! "

"But what can P .a. stand for ? " mused Queen Pozy thoughtfully ."Plain enough," chuckled Kabumpo, maliciously ."It stands for perfectly awful ! "

"Who's perfectly awful ? " asked Pompus suspiciously .

"Why, Faleero," sniffed the Elegant Elephant ."That's plain enough to everybody ! "

"Dip him ! " shrieked Pompus ."I've had enough of_this ! ! Dip him-- do_you hear ? "

"That," yawned Kabumpo, straightening his silk robe, "is impossible ! " And, considering his size it_was .But just that minute the Prime Pumper returned and in_his interest to hear what the Princess Faleero had said the King forgot about dipping Kabumpo .

The courier from_the Princess stepped forward ."Her Highness,"puffed the Prime Pumper, who had run all the way, "Her Highness accepts Prince Pompadore with pleasure and will marry him to-mor-ow morning ."

Prince Pompadore gave adismal groan .

"Fine ! " cried the King, rubbing his hands together ."Let everything be made ready for_the ceremony, and in_the meantime"--Pompus glared about fiercely--"I forbid anyone's disappearing . I_am still the King ! Set aguard around the castle, Pumper, to watch for any signs of disappearance, and if so_much as afence paling disappears,"--he drew himself up--"notify me at once ! " Then turning to_the throne Pompus gave his arm to Queen Pozy and together they started for_the garden .

" do_you_mean to_say you_are going to_pay no attention to_the mirror or door knob ? " cried Kabumpo, planting himself in_the King's path .

"Go away," said Pompus crossly

"Oyes ! Oyes ! Way for their Majesties ! " cried the Prime Pumper, running ahead with_his silver staff, and_the royal couple swept out_of_the banquet hall .

"Never mind, Kabumpo," said the Prince, flinging his arm affectionately around the Elegant Elephant's trunk, "I dare say Faleero has her good points--and we_cannot let the old Kingdom disappear, you_know ! "

"Fiddlesticks ! " choked Kabumpo .She'll make adoor mat of you, Pompa--Prince Pompadormat--that's what you'll be ! Let's run away" he proposed, his little eyes twinkling anxiously .

"I couldn't do_that and let the Kingdom disappear, it wouldn't be right," sighed the Prince, and sadly he followed his parents into_the royal gardens .

"The King's aGooch ! " gulped the Elegant Elephant unhappily .Then, all at once he flung up his trunk ."Somebody's going to disappear around here," he wheezed darkly, "that's certain ! " With amighty rustling of_his silk robe, Kabumpo hurried off to_his own royal quarters in_the palace .

Left alone, Prince Pompa threw himself down at_the foot of_the throne, and gazed sadly into space .

Chapter 3 Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear

Once in_his own apartment, Kabumpo pulled the bell rope furiously .

"My pearls and my purple plush robe ! Bring them at once ! " he puffed when his personal attendant appeared in_the doorway .

"Yes, Sir ! are_you going out, Sir ? " murmured the little Pumperdinkian, hastening to agreat chest in_the corner of_the big marble room, to_get out_of_the robe .

"Not unless disappearing is going out," said Kabumpo more mildly, for he_was quite fond of_this little man who waited on him ."But I'm liable to disappear any minute .So are_you .So is everybody, and I, for_my part, wish to_do_the thing well and disappear with as_much elegance as possible . have_you heard about_the magic scroll, Spezzle ? "

"Yes Sir ! " quavered Spezzle, mounting aladder to adjust the Elegant Elephant's pearls and gorgeous robe of state ."Yes, Sir, and my head's going round and round like--"

"Like what ? " asked Kabumpo, looking approvingly at his reflection in_the long mirror .

" I_can't rightly say, Sir," sighed Spezzle ."This disappearing has me that mixed up I don't know what I'm doing ."

"Well, don't start by losing your head," chuckled Kabumpo ."there-- that_will do very_well ." He lifted the little man down from_the ladder .

"Good-bye, Spezzle .If you_should disappear before I should_see you again, try to_do_it in style ."

"Yes, Sir ! " gulped Spezzle .Then taking out abright red handkerchief he blew his nose violently and rushed out_of_the room .

Kabumpo walked up and down before_the mirror, surveying himself from all angles .avery gorgeous appearance he presented, in_his purple plush robe of state, all embroidered in silver, and_his head bands of shining pearls . in_the left side of_his robe there_was adeep pocket . into_this the Elegant Elephant slipped all the jewels he possessed, taking them from adrawer in_the chest .

" I_must get that gold door knob," he rumbled thoughtfully ." and_the mirror ." Noiselessly(for all his tremendous size, Kabumpo could move without asound) he_made his way back to_the banquet hall and loomed up suddenly behind the Prime Pumper .The old fellow was staring with popping eyes into_the gold mirror .

"Ho, Ho ! " roared Kabumpo ."Ho, Ho ! Kerumph ! "

"No wonder ! Above the shocked reflection of_the foolish statesman stood the words "Old Goose ! "

"A truthful mirror, indeed," wheezed the Elegant Elephant .

"Heh ? What ? " stuttered the Prime Pumper slapping the mirror down on_the table in ahurry ."Where'd you come from ? what_are you all dressed up for ? "

" for_my disappearance," said Kabumpo, sweeping the door knob and mirror into his pocket ."I'm getting ready to disappear .How do I look ? "

before_the Prime Pumper had time to answer, the elegant Elephant was gone .

Back in_his own room, Kabumpo paced impatiently up and down waiting for night ." I_do_not_see how she_could refuse us," he mumbled every now_and_then to himself .

That was an anxious afternoon and evening in_the palace of Pumperdink .Every few_minutes the Courtiers felt themselves nervously to_see if_they were still there .The servants went about on tip-toe, looking fearfully over their shoulders for_the first signs of disappearance .As it grew darker the gates and windows were securely barred and not acandle was lighted ."The less the castle shows, the less likely it_is to disappear," reasoned the King .

The darkness suited Kabumpo .He waited until everyone in_the palace had retired and afull hour longer .Then he stepped softly down the passage to_the Prince's apartment .Pompadore, without undressing, had flung himself upon acouch and fallen into an uneasy slumber .

Without making asound, Kabumpo took the Prince's crown from adressing cabinet, slipped it carefully into_the pocket of_his robe, and then carefully lifted the sleeping Prince in_his curling trunk and started cautiously down the great hall .Setting him gently on_the floor as he reached the palace doors, he pushed back the golden bolts and stepped out into_the garden .

The voices of_the watchmen calling to each_other from_the great wall came faintly through_the darkness, but the Elegant Elephant hurried to asecret unguarded entrance known only to himself and Pompadore and passed like agreat shadow through_the swinging gates .Once outside, he swung the sleeping Prince to_his broad back and ran swiftly and silently through_the night .

" what_are we doing ? " murmured the Prince drowsily in_his sleep .

"Disappearing," chuckled Kabumpo under his breath ."Disappearing from Pumperdink, my lad ."

Chapter 4 The Curious Cottabus Appears

"Ouch ! " Prince Pompadore stirred uneasily and rolled over ."Ouch ! " he groaned again, giving his pillow afretful thump ."Ouch ! " this_time his eyes flew wide open, for_his knuckles were tingling with pain .

"A rock ! " gasped the Prince sitting up indignantly .

"A rock under my head ! No wonder it aches ! Great Gilikens ! Where am I ? " He stared about wildly . there_was not afamiliar object in sight .Indeed he_was in adim, deep forest, and from_the distance came the sound of someone sawing wood .

"Oh ! Oh ! I_know ! " muttered the Prince, rubbing his head miserably ."it's that wretched scroll .I've disappeared and this_is_the place I've disappeared to ." Stiffly he got to_his feet and started to walk in_the direction of_the sawing, but had only gone afew steps before he_gave acry of joy, for there, learning up against atree, snoring like twenty wood-cutters at work, was Kabumpo .

"Wake up ! " cried Pompadore, pounding him with all his might ."Wake up, Kabumpo


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