Jimmy Goggles the God by H.G. Wells
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Jimmy Goggles the God

by H .G .Wells

"It isn't every_one who's been agod," said the sunburnt man ."But it's happened to_me--among other things ."

I intimated my sense of_his condescension .

"It don't leave much for ambition, does it ? " said the sunburnt man .

" i_was one of_those men who were saved from_the Ocean Pioneer .Gummy ! how time flies ! It's twenty years_ago . I_doubt if_you'll remember anything of_the Ocean Pioneer ? "

The name was familiar, and I tried to recall when and where I had read it .The Ocean Pioneer ? "Something about gold dust," I_said vaguely, "but the precise--"

"That's it," he_said ."In abeastly little channel she hadn't no business in--dodging pirates . it_was before_they'd put the kybosh on_that business .And there'd been volcanoes or something and all the rocks was wrong .There's places about by Soona where you fair have to_follow the rocks about to_see where they're going next .Down she went in twenty fathoms before you_could_have dealt for whist, with fifty thousand pounds worth of gold aboard, it_was said, in one form or another ."

"Survivors ? "

"Three ."

"I remember the case now," I_said ." there_was something about salvage----"

But at_the word salvage the sunburnt man exploded into language so extraordinarily horrible that I stopped aghast . he_came down to more ordinary swearing, and pulled himself up abruptly ."Excuse me," he_said, "but--salvage ! "

He leant over towards me ." i_was in_that job," he_said ."Tried to_make myself arich man, and got made agod instead .I've got my feelings----

"It ain't all jam being agod," said the sunburnt man, and for some_time conversed by_means of_such pithy but unprogressive axioms .At last he_took up his tale again .

" there_was me," said the sunburnt man, "and aseaman named Jacobs, and Always, the mate of_the Ocean Pioneer .And him it was_that set the whole thing going .I remember him now, when we was in_the jolly-boat, suggesting it all to our minds just by one sentence . he_was awonderful hand at suggesting things .' there_was forty thousand pounds,' he_said, ' on_that ship, and it's for_me to_say just where she went down .' It didn't need much brains to tumble to_that .And he was_the leader from_the first to_the last .He got hold of_the Sanderses and their brig; they were brothers, and_the brig was_the Pride of Banya_, and he it_was bought the diving dress--a second-hand one with acompressed air apparatus instead of pumping .He'd have_done the diving too, if_it hadn't made him sick going down . and_the salvage people were mucking about with achart he'd cooked up, as solemn as could_be, at Starr Race, ahundred and twenty miles away .

" I_can tell you we was ahappy lot aboard that brig, jokes and drink and bright hopes all the time .It all seemed so neat and clean and straightforward, and what rough chaps call a'cert .' And we used to speculate how the other blessed lot, the proper salvagers, who'd started two days before_us, were getting on, until our sides fairly ached .We all messed together in_the Sanderses' cabin-- it_was acurious crew, all officers and no men--and there stood the diving-dress waiting its turn .Young Sanders was ahumorous sort of chap, and there certainly was something funny in_the confounded thing's great fat head and its stare, and he_made us see it too .'Jimmy Goggles,' he used to_call it, and talk to_it like aChristian .Asked if he_was married, and how Mrs Goggles was, and all the little Goggleses .Fit to_make you split .And every blessed day all of us used to drink the health of Jimmy Goggles in rum, and unscrew his eye and pour aglass of rum in him, until, instead of_that nasty mackintosheriness, he smelt as nice in_his inside as acask of rum . it_was jolly times we had in those days, I_can tell you--little suspecting, poor chaps ! what_was a-coming .

"We weren't going to throw away our chances by any blessed hurry, you_know, and we spent awhole day sounding our way towards where the _Ocean Pioneer had gone down, right between two chunks of ropy grey rock--lava rocks that rose nearly out_of_the water .We had to lay off about half amile to_get asafe anchorage, and there_was athundering row who_should stop on board .And there she lay just as she had gone down, so_that you_could_see the top of_the masts that was still standing perfectly distinctly .The row ended in all coming in_the boat .I went down in_the diving-dress on Friday morning directly it_was light .

"What asurprise it_was ! I_can_see it all now quite distinctly . it_was aqueer-looking place, and_the light was just coming .People over here think every blessed place in_the tropics is aflat shore and palm-trees and surf, bless 'em ! This place, for instance, wasn't abit that way .Not common rocks they were, undermined by waves; but great curved banks like ironwork cinder heaps, with green slime below, and thorny shrubs and things just waving upon them here and there, and_the water glassy calm and clear, and showing you akind of dirty gray-black shine, with huge flaring red-brown weeds spreading motionless, and crawling and darting things going through it .And far away beyond the ditches and pools and_the heaps was aforest on_the mountain flank, growing again after_the fires and cinder showers of_the last eruption . and_the other way forest, too, and akind of broken-- what_is it ? --amby-theatre of black and rusty cinders rising out of it all, and_the sea in akind of bay in_the middle .

"The dawn, I_say, was just coming, and there wasn't much colour about things, and not ahuman being but ourselves anywhere in sight up or down the channel .Except the Pride of Banya_, lying out beyond alump of rocks towards the line of_the sea .

"Not ahuman being in sight," he repeated, and paused .

"_I don't know where they came from, not abit .And we were feeling so safe that we were all alone that poor young Sanders was a-singing . i_was in Jimmy Goggles, all except the helmet .'Easy,' says Always, 'there's her mast .' And after I'd had just one squint over the gunwale, I caught up the bogey, and almost tipped out as old Sanders brought the boat round . when_the windows were screwed and everything was all right, I shut the valve from_the air-belt in_order to help my sinking, and jumped overboard, feet foremost--for we hadn't aladder .I left the boat pitching, and all of_them staring down into water after me, as my head sank down into_the weeds and blackness that lay about_the mast .I suppose nobody, not the most cautious chap in_the_world, would_have bothered about alook-out at such adesolate place .It stunk of solitude .

" of_course you_must understand that i_was agreenhorn at diving .None of us were divers .We'd had to muck about with_the thing to_get the way of it, and this_was the first time I'd been deep .It feels damnable .Your ears hurt beastly .I don't know if_you've ever hurt yourself yawning or sneezing, but it takes you like that, only ten times worse .And apain over the eyebrows here--splitting--and afeeling like influenza in_the head .And it isn't all heaven in your lungs and things .And going down feels like the beginning of alift, only it keeps on .And you_can't turn your head to_see what's above you, and you_can't get afair squint at what's happening to your feet without bending down something painful .And being deep it_was dark, let alone the blackness of_the ashes and mud that formed the bottom . it_was like going down out_of_the dawn back into_the night, so to_speak .

"The mast came up like aghost out_of_the black, and then alot of fishes, and then alot of flapping red seaweed, and then whack I_came with akind of dull bang on_the deck of_the Ocean Pioneer_, and_the fishes that had_been feeding on_the dead rose about me like aswarm of flies from road stuff in summer-time .I turned on_the compressed air again-- for_the suit was abit thick and mackintoshery after all, in_spite of_the rum--and stood recovering myself .It struck coolish down there, and_that helped take off the stuffiness abit ."

"When I began to_feel easier, I started looking about me . it_was an extraordinary sight .Even the light was extraordinary, akind of reddy-coloured twilight, on account of_the streamers of seaweed that floated up on either side of_the ship .And far overhead just amoony, deep green blue .The deck of_the ship, except for aslight list to starboard, was level, and lay all dark and long between_the weeds, clear except where the masts had snapped when she rolled, and vanishing into black night towards the forecastle .There wasn't any dead on_the decks, most were in_the weeds alongside, I suppose; but afterwards I_found two skeletons lying in_the passengers' cabins, where death had come to_them . it_was curious to stand on_that deck and recognise it all, bit by bit; aplace against the rail where I'd been fond of smoking by starlight, and_the corner where an old chap from Sydney used to flirt with awidow we had aboard .acomfortable couple they'd been, only amonth ago, and now you couldn't have got ameal for ababy crab off either of_them .

"I've always had abit of aphilosophical turn, and I daresay I spent the best part of five minutes in_such thoughts before I went below to_find where the blessed dust was stored . it_was slow work hunting, feeling it_was


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