Jimmy Goggles the God by H.G. Wells
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it_was for_the most part, pitchy dark, with confusing blue gleams down the companion .And there were things moving about, adab at my glass once, and once apinch at my leg .Crabs, I expect .I kicked alot of loose stuff that puzzled me, and stooped and picked up something all knobs and spikes .What do_you_think ? Backbone ! But I never had any particular feeling for bones .We had talked the affair over pretty thoroughly, and Always knew just where the stuff was stowed . I_found it that trip .I lifted abox one end an inch or more ."

He broke off in_his story ."I've lifted it," he_said, "as near as_that ! Forty thousand pounds' worth of pure gold ! Gold ! I shouted inside my helmet as akind of cheer, and hurt my ears . i_was getting confounded stuffy and tired by_this_time-- I_must_have been down twenty-five minutes or more--and i_thought this_was good enough .I went up the companion again, and as my eyes came up flush with_the deck, athundering great crab gave akind of hysterical jump and went scuttling off sideways .Quite astart it gave_me .I stood up clear on deck and shut the valve behind the helmet to let the air accumulate to carry me up again--I noticed akind of whacking from above, as_though they were hitting the water with an oar, but I didn't look up .I fancied they were signalling me to_come up .

"And then something shot down by me--something heavy, and stood a-quiver in_the planks .I looked, and there_was along knife I'd seen young Sanders handling .Thinks I, he's dropped it, and i_was still calling him this kind of fool and_that--- for_it might_have hurt me serious--when I began to lift and drive up towards the daylight .Just about_the level of_the top spars of_the Ocean Pioneer_, whack ! I_came against something sinking down, and aboot knocked in front of_my helmet .Then something else, struggling frightful . it_was abig weight atop of me, whatever it_was, and moving and twisting about .I'd have thought it abig octopus, or some such thing, if_it hadn't been for_the boot .But octopuses don't wear boots . it_was all in amoment, of_course .

" I_felt myself sinking down again, and I threw my arms about to_keep steady, and_the whole lot rolled free of me and shot down as I went up--"

He paused .

" I_saw young Sanders's face, over anaked black shoulder, and aspear driven clean through his neck, and out of_his mouth and neck what looked like spirts of pink smoke in_the water .And down they went clutching one another, and turning over, and both too far gone to leave go .And in another second my helmet came awhack, fit to split, against the niggers' canoe . it_was niggers ! Two canoes full .

" it_was lively times I tell you ? Overboard came Always with three spears in him . there_was the legs of three or four black chaps kicking about me in_the water .I couldn't see much, but I_saw the game was up at aglance, gave my valve atremendous twist, and went bubbling down again after poor Always, in as awful astate of scare and astonishment as_you_can well imagine .I passed young Sanders and_the nigger going up again and struggling still abit, and in another moment i_was standing in_the dim again on_the deck of_the Ocean Pioneer .

"Gummy, thinks I, here's afix ! Niggers ? At first I couldn't see anything for_it but Stifle below or Stabs above .I didn't properly understand how_much air there_was to last me out, but I didn't feel like standing very_much more of it down below . i_was hot and frightfully heady, quite apart from_the blue funk i_was in .We'd never reckoned with_these beastly natives, filthy Papuan beasts .It wasn't any good coming up where i_was, but I had to_do something . on_the spur of_the moment, I clambered over the side of_the brig and landed among_the weeds, and set off through_the darkness as fast as I_could .I just stopped once and knelt, and twisted back my head in_the helmet and had alook up . it_was amost extraordinary bright green-blue above, and_the two canoes and_the boat floating there very_small and distant like akind of twisted H .And it made me feel sick to squint up at it, and think what the pitching and swaying of_the three meant .

" it_was just about_the most horrible ten minutes I ever had, blundering about in_that darkness--pressure something awful, like being buried in sand, pain across the chest, sick with funk, and breathing nothing as it seemed but the smell of rum and mackintosh .Gummy ! After abit, I_found myself going up asteepish sort of slope .I had another squint to_see if anything was visible of_the canoes and boats, and then kept on .I stopped with my head afoot from_the surface, and tried to_see where i_was going, but, of_course, nothing was to_be seen but the reflection of_the bottom .Then out I dashed, like knocking my head through amirror .Directly I got my eyes out_of_the water, I_saw I'd come up akind of beach near the forest .I had alook round, but the natives and_the brig were both hidden by abig hummucky heap of twisted lava .The born fool in me suggested arun for_the woods .I didn't take_the helmet off, but I eased open one_of_the windows, and, after abit of apant, went on out_of_the water .You'd hardly imagine how clean and light the air tasted .

" of_course, with four inches of lead in your boot soles, and your head in acopper knob the size of afootball, and been thirty-five minutes under water, you don't break any records running .I ran like aploughboy going to work .And half-way to_the trees I_saw adozen niggers or more, coming out in agaping, astonished sort of way to meet me .

"I just stopped dead, and cursed myself for all the fools out of London .I had about as_much chance of cutting back to_the water as aturned turtle .I just screwed up my window again to leave my hands free, and waited for_them .There wasn't anything else for_me to_do .

"But they didn't come on very_much .I began to suspect why .'Jimmy Goggles,' I says, 'it's your beauty does it .' i_was inclined to_be alittle lightheaded, i_think, with all these dangers about and_the change in_the pressure of_the blessed air .'Who're ye staring at ? ' I_said, as if_the savages could hear me .'What d'ye take me for ? I'm hanged if I don't give_you something to stare at,' I_said, and with_that I screwed up the escape valve and turned on_the compressed air from_the belt, until i_was swelled out like ablown frog .Regular imposing it must have_been .I'm blessed if_they'd come on astep; and presently one and then another went down on their hands and knees .They didn't know what to_make of me, and_they was doing the extra polite, which_was very wise and reasonable of_them .I had half amind to edge back seaward and cut and run, but it seemed too hopeless .astep back and_they'd have_been after me .And out of sheer desperation I began to march towards them up the beach, with slow, heavy steps, and waving my blown-out arms about, in adignified manner .And inside of me i_was singing as small as atomtit .

"But there's nothing like astriking appearance to help aman over adifficulty,--I've found that before and since .People like ourselves, who're up_to diving dresses by_the_time we're seven, can scarcely imagine the effect of one on asimple-minded savage . one_or_two of_these niggers cut and run, the others started in agreat hurry trying to knock their brains out on_the ground .And on I went as slow and solemn and silly-looking and artful as ajobbing plumber . it_was evident they took me for something immense .

"Then up jumped one and began pointing, making extraordinary gestures to_me as he_did so, and all the others began sharing their attention between me and something out at; sea .'What's the matter now ? ' I_said .I turned slowly on account of_my dignity, and there I_saw, coming round apoint, the poor old Pride of Banya towed by acouple of canoes .The sight fairly made me sick .But they evidently expected some recognition, so I waved my arms in astriking sort of non-committal manner .And then I turned and stalked on towards the trees again . at_that_time i_was praying like mad, I remember, over and over again: 'Lord help me through with it ! Lord help me through with it ! ' It's only fools who_know nothing of danger can afford to laugh at praying ."

"But these niggers weren't going to let me walk through and away like that .They started akind of bowing dance about me, and sort of pressed me to_take apathway that lay through_the trees . it_was clear to_me they didn't take me for aBritish citizen, whatever else they thought of me, and for_my own part i_was never less anxious to own up_to_the old country .

"You'd hardly believe it, perhaps, unless you're familiar with savages, but these poor, misguided, ignorant creatures took me straight to_their kind of joss place to_present me to_the blessed old black stone there . by_this_time i_was beginning to sort of realise the depth of_their ignorance, and directly I set eyes on_this deity i_took my cue .I started abaritone howl, 'wow-wow,' very long on one note, and began waving my arms about alot, and then very slowly and ceremoniously turned their image over on its side and sat down on_it


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