The Jilting of Jane by H.G. Wells
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The Jilting of Jane

by H .G .Wells

As I sit writing in my study, I_can hear our Jane bumping her way downstairs with abrush and dust-pan .She used in_the old days to sing hymn tunes, or the British national song for_the_time being, to_these instruments, but latterly she has_been silent and even careful over her work .Time was when I prayed with fervour for such silence, and my wife with sighs for such care, but now they_have come we_are_not so glad as we_might_have anticipated we_should_be .Indeed, i_would rejoice secretly, though it may_be unmanly weakness to admit it, even to hear Jane sing "Daisy," or, by_the fracture of any plate but one of Euphemia's best green ones, to learn that_the period of brooding has_come to an end .

Yet how we longed to hear the last of Jane's young man before we heard the last of him ! Jane was always very free with her conversation to my wife, and discoursed admirably in_the kitchen on avariety of topics-- so_well, indeed, that I sometimes left my study door open--our house is asmall one--to partake of it .But after William came, it_was always William, nothing but William; William this and William that; and when we thought William was worked out and exhausted altogether, then William all over again .The engagement lasted altogether three years; yet how she got introduced to William, and so became thus saturated with_him, was always asecret . for_my part, I believe it_was at_the street corner where the Rev .Barnabas Baux used to hold an open-air service after evensong on Sundays .Young Cupids were wont to flit like moths round the paraffin flare of_that centre of High Church hymn-singing .I fancy she stood singing hymns there, out of memory and her imagination, instead of coming home to_get supper, and William came up beside her and said, "Hello ! " "Hello yourself ! " she said; and etiquette being satisfied, they proceeded to_talk together .

As Euphemia has areprehensible way of letting her servants talk to her, she soon heard of him ." he_is such arespectable young man, ma'am," said Jane, "you don't know ." Ignoring the slur cast on her acquaintance, my wife inquired further about_this William .

" he_is second porter at Maynard's, the draper's," said Jane, "and gets eighteen shillings--nearly apound--a week, m'm; and when_the head porter leaves he_will_be head porter .His relatives are quite superior people, m'm .Not labouring people at all .His father was agreengrosher, m'm, and had achurnor, and he_was bankrup' twice .And one of_his sisters is in aHome for_the Dying . it_will_be a very_good match for_me, m'm," said Jane, "me being an orphan girl ."

"Then you_are engaged to him ? " asked my wife .

"Not engaged, ma'am; but he_is saving money to_buy aring--hammyfist ."

"Well, Jane, when_you_are properly engaged to him you_may ask him round here on Sunday afternoons, and_have tea with_him in_the kitchen;" for_my Euphemia has amotherly conception of her duty towards her maid-servants .And presently the amethystine ring was being worn about_the house, even with ostentation, and Jane developed anew way of bringing in_the joint so that_this gage was evident .The elder Miss Maitland was aggrieved by_it, and told my wife that servants ought not to wear rings .But my wife looked it up in Enquire Within and Mrs .Motherly's Book of Household Management_, and found no prohibition .So Jane remained with_this happiness added to her love .

The treasure of Jane's heart appeared to_me to_be what respectable people call avery deserving young man ."William, ma'am," said Jane one day suddenly, with ill-concealed complacency, as she counted out the beer bottles, "William, ma'am, is ateetotaller .Yes, m'm; and he don't smoke .Smoking, ma'am," said Jane, as one who reads the heart, "_do make such adust about .Beside the waste of money . and_the smell .However, I suppose they got to_do_it-- some_of_them .. ."

William was at first arather shabby young man of_the ready-made black coat school of costume .He had watery gray eyes, and acomplexion appropriate to_the brother of one in aHome for_the Dying .Euphemia did_not fancy him very_much, even at_the beginning .His eminent respectability was vouched for by an alpaca umbrella, from_which he never allowed himself to_be parted .

"He goes to chapel," said Jane ."His papa, ma'am----"

"His what_, Jane ? "

"His papa, ma'am, was Church: but Mr Maynard is aPlymouth Brother, and William thinks it Policy, ma'am, to_go there too .Mr Maynard comes and talks to him quite friendly when_they ain't busy, about using up all the ends of string, and about his soul .He takes alot of notice, do Mr Maynard, of William, and_the way he saves his soul, ma'am ."

Presently we heard that_the head porter at Maynard's had left, and_that William was head porter at twenty-three shillings aweek ." he_is really kind of over the man who drives the van," said Jane, "and him married, with three children ." And she promised in_the pride of her heart to_make interest for_us with William to favour us so_that we_might get our parcels of drapery from Maynard's with exceptional promptitude .

after_this promotion arapidly-increasing prosperity came upon Jane's young man .One day we learned that Mr Maynard had given William abook ."'Smiles' 'Elp Yourself,' it's called," said Jane; "but it ain't comic .It tells you how to_get on in_the_world, and some what William read to_me was _lovely_, ma'am ."

Euphemia told me of_this, laughing, and then she became suddenly grave ." do_you_know, dear," she said, "Jane said one_thing I_did_not like .She had_been quiet for aminute, and then she suddenly remarked, 'William is alot above me, ma'am, ain't he ? '"

"I don't see anything in_that," I_said, though later my eyes were to_be opened .

One Sunday afternoon about_that_time i_was sitting at my writing-desk-- possibly i_was reading agood book--when asomething went by_the window .I heard astartled exclamation behind me, and saw Euphemia with her hands clasped together and her eyes dilated ."George," she said in an awe-stricken whisper, "did you_see ? "

Then we both spoke to one another at_the same moment, slowly and solemnly: "_A silk hat ! Yellow gloves ! anew umbrella ! "

"It may_be my fancy, dear," said Euphemia; "but his tie was very like yours .I believe Jane keeps him in ties .She told me alittle while ago, in away that implied volumes about_the rest of your costume, 'The master _do wear pretty ties, ma'am .' And he echoes all your novelties ."

The young couple passed our window again on their way to_their customary walk .They were arm in arm .Jane looked exquisitely proud, happy, and uncomfortable, with new white cotton gloves, and William, in_the silk hat, singularly genteel !

That was_the culmination of Jane's happiness .When she returned, " Mr Maynard has_been talking to William, ma'am," she said, "and he_is to_serve customers, just like the young shop gentlemen, during the next sale .And if he gets on, he is_to_be made an assistant, ma'am, at_the first opportunity .He has got to_be as gentlemanly as he_can, ma'am; and if he ain't, ma'am, he_says it won't be for want of trying .Mr Maynard has took agreat fancy to him ."

" he_is getting on, Jane," said my wife .

"Yes, ma'am," said Jane thoughtfully; " he_is getting on ."

And she sighed .

That next Sunday as I drank my tea I interrogated my wife ."How is_this Sunday different from all other Sundays, little woman ? What has happened ? have_you altered the curtains, or re-arranged the furniture, or where is_the indefinable difference of it ? are_you wearing your hair in anew way without warning me ? I perceive achange clearly, and I_cannot for_the life of me say what it_is ."

Then my wife answered in her most tragic voice, "George," she said, "that William has_not come near the place to-day ! And Jane is crying her heart out upstairs ."

There followed aperiod of silence .Jane, as I_have said, stopped singing about_the house, and began to care for_our brittle possessions, which struck my wife as being avery sad sign indeed .The next Sunday, and_the next, Jane asked to_go out, "to walk with William," and my wife, who never attempts to extort confidences, gave her permission, and asked no questions .On each occasion Jane came back looking flushed and very determined .At last one day she became communicative .

"William is being led away," she remarked abruptly, with acatching of_the breath, apropos of tablecloths ."Yes, m'm . she_is amilliner, and she_can play on_the piano ."

" i_thought," said my wife, "that you went out with_him on Sunday ."

"Not out with_him, m'm--after him .I walked along by_the side of_them, and told her he_was engaged to_me ."

"Dear me, Jane, did you ? What did they_do ? "

"Took no more notice of me than if i_was dirt .So i_told her she should suffer for_it ."

"It could_not have_been avery agreeable walk, Jane ."

"Not for no parties, ma'am ."

" i_wish," said Jane, " I_could play the piano, ma'am .But anyhow, I don't mean to let her get him away from me .She's older than him, and her hair ain't gold to_the roots, ma'am ."

it_was on_the August Bank Holiday that_the crisis came . we_do_not clearly know the details of_the fray, but only such fragments as poor Jane let fall .She came home dusty, excited, and with her heart hot within her .

The milliner's mother, the milliner, and William had made aparty to_the Art Museum at South Kensington, i_think .Anyhow, Jane had calmly but firmly accosted them somewhere in_the streets, and asserted her right to what, in_spite of_the consensus of literature, she held to_be her inalienable property .She did, i_think, go so_far as_to lay hands on him .They dealt with her in acrushingly superior way .They "called acab ." there_was a"scene," William being pulled away


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