by H
G
Wells
As I sit writing in my study,
hear our Jane bumping her way downstairs with
brush and dust-pan
She used
old days to sing hymn tunes, or the British national song
being,
instruments, but latterly she
silent and even careful over her work
Time was when I prayed with fervour for such silence, and my wife with sighs for such care, but now
come
so glad as
anticipated
Indeed,
rejoice secretly, though it
unmanly weakness to admit it, even to hear Jane sing "Daisy," or,
fracture of any plate but one of Euphemia's best green ones, to learn
period of brooding
to an end

Yet how we longed to hear the last of Jane's young man before we heard the last of him ! Jane was always very free with her conversation to my wife, and discoursed admirably
kitchen on
variety of topics--
, indeed, that I sometimes left my study door open--our house is
small one--to partake of it
But after William came,
always William, nothing but William; William this and William that; and when we thought William was worked out and exhausted altogether, then William all over again
The engagement lasted altogether three years; yet how she got introduced to William, and so became thus saturated
, was always
secret
part, I believe
street corner where the Rev
Barnabas Baux used to hold an open-air service after evensong on Sundays
Young Cupids were wont to flit like moths round the paraffin flare
centre of High Church hymn-singing
I fancy she stood singing hymns there, out of memory and her imagination, instead of coming home
supper, and William came up beside her and said, "Hello ! " "Hello yourself ! " she said; and etiquette being satisfied, they proceeded
together

As Euphemia has
reprehensible way of letting her servants talk to her, she soon heard of him
"
such
respectable young man, ma'am," said Jane, "you don't know
" Ignoring the slur cast on her acquaintance, my wife inquired further
William

"
second porter at Maynard's, the draper's," said Jane, "and gets eighteen shillings--nearly
pound--a week, m'm; and
head porter leaves
head porter
His relatives are quite superior people, m'm
Not labouring people at all
His father was
greengrosher, m'm, and had
churnor, and
bankrup' twice
And one
sisters is in
Home
Dying
match
, m'm," said Jane, "me being an orphan girl
"
"Then
engaged to him ? " asked my wife

"Not engaged, ma'am; but
saving money
ring--hammyfist
"
"Well, Jane,
properly engaged to him
ask him round here on Sunday afternoons,
tea
kitchen;"
Euphemia has
motherly conception of her duty towards her maid-servants
And presently the amethystine ring was being worn
house, even with ostentation, and Jane developed
new way of bringing
joint so
gage was evident
The elder Miss Maitland was aggrieved
, and told my wife that servants ought not to wear rings
But my wife looked it up in Enquire Within and Mrs
Motherly's Book of Household Management_, and found no prohibition
So Jane remained
happiness added to her love

The treasure of Jane's heart appeared
what respectable people call
very deserving young man
"William, ma'am," said Jane one day suddenly, with ill-concealed complacency, as she counted out the beer bottles, "William, ma'am, is
teetotaller
Yes, m'm; and he don't smoke
Smoking, ma'am," said Jane, as one who reads the heart, "_do make such
dust about
Beside the waste of money
smell
However, I suppose they got
--
.
"
William was at first
rather shabby young man
ready-made black coat school of costume
He had watery gray eyes, and
complexion appropriate
brother of one in
Home
Dying
Euphemia
fancy him
, even
beginning
His eminent respectability was vouched for by an alpaca umbrella,
he never allowed himself
parted

"He goes to chapel," said Jane
"His papa, ma'am----"
"His what_, Jane ? "
"His papa, ma'am, was Church: but Mr Maynard is
Plymouth Brother, and William thinks it Policy, ma'am,
there too
Mr Maynard comes and talks to him quite friendly
ain't busy, about using up all the ends of string, and about his soul
He takes
lot of notice, do Mr Maynard, of William,
way he saves his soul, ma'am
"
Presently we heard
head porter at Maynard's had left,
William was head porter at twenty-three shillings
week
"
really kind of over the man who drives the van," said Jane, "and him married, with three children
" And she promised
pride of her heart
interest
with William to favour us
get our parcels of drapery from Maynard's with exceptional promptitude

promotion
rapidly-increasing prosperity came upon Jane's young man
One day we learned that Mr Maynard had given William
book
"'Smiles' 'Elp Yourself,' it's called," said Jane; "but it ain't comic
It tells you how
on
, and some what William read
was _lovely_, ma'am
"
Euphemia told me
, laughing, and then she became suddenly grave
"
, dear," she said, "Jane said
like
She
quiet for
minute, and then she suddenly remarked, 'William is
lot above me, ma'am, ain't he ? '"
"I don't see anything
,"
, though later my eyes were
opened

One Sunday afternoon
sitting at my writing-desk-- possibly
reading
good book--when
something went
window
I heard
startled exclamation behind me, and saw Euphemia with her hands clasped together and her eyes dilated
"George," she said in an awe-stricken whisper, "did
? "
Then we both spoke to one another
same moment, slowly and solemnly: "_A silk hat ! Yellow gloves !
new umbrella ! "
"It
my fancy, dear," said Euphemia; "but his tie was very like yours
I believe Jane keeps him in ties
She told me
little while ago, in
way that implied volumes
rest of your costume, 'The master _do wear pretty ties, ma'am
' And he echoes all your novelties
"
The young couple passed our window again on their way
customary walk
They were arm in arm
Jane looked exquisitely proud, happy, and uncomfortable, with new white cotton gloves, and William,
silk hat, singularly genteel !
That
culmination of Jane's happiness
When she returned, " Mr Maynard
talking to William, ma'am," she said, "and
customers, just like the young shop gentlemen, during the next sale
And if he gets on, he
made an assistant, ma'am,
first opportunity
He has got
as gentlemanly as
, ma'am; and if he ain't, ma'am,
it won't be for want of trying
Mr Maynard has took
great fancy to him
"
"
getting on, Jane," said my wife

"Yes, ma'am," said Jane thoughtfully; "
getting on
"
And she sighed

That next Sunday as I drank my tea I interrogated my wife
"How
Sunday different from all other Sundays, little woman ? What has happened ?
altered the curtains, or re-arranged the furniture, or where
indefinable difference of it ?
wearing your hair in
new way without warning me ? I perceive
change clearly, and
life of me say what
"
Then my wife answered in her most tragic voice, "George," she said, "that William
come near the place to-day ! And Jane is crying her heart out upstairs
"
There followed
period of silence
Jane, as
said, stopped singing
house, and began to care
brittle possessions, which struck my wife as being
very sad sign indeed
The next Sunday,
next, Jane asked
out, "to walk with William," and my wife, who never attempts to extort confidences, gave her permission, and asked no questions
On each occasion Jane came back looking flushed and very determined
At last one day she became communicative

"William is being led away," she remarked abruptly, with
catching
breath, apropos of tablecloths
"Yes, m'm
milliner, and
play
piano
"
"
," said my wife, "that you went out
on Sunday
"
"Not out
, m'm--after him
I walked along
side
, and told her
engaged
"
"Dear me, Jane, did you ? What did
? "
"Took no more notice of me than if
dirt
So
her she should suffer
"
"It
very agreeable walk, Jane
"
"Not for no parties, ma'am
"
"
," said Jane, "
play the piano, ma'am
But anyhow, I don't mean to let her get him away from me
She's older than him, and her hair ain't gold
roots, ma'am
"
August Bank Holiday
crisis came
clearly know the details
fray, but only such fragments as poor Jane let fall
She came home dusty, excited, and with her heart hot within her

The milliner's mother, the milliner, and William had made
party
Art Museum at South Kensington,
Anyhow, Jane had calmly but firmly accosted them somewhere
streets, and asserted her right to what,
consensus of literature, she held
her inalienable property
She did,
, go
lay hands on him
They dealt with her in
crushingly superior way
They "called
cab
"
"scene," William being pulled away