Oz 20: The Hungry Tiger of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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of_the shop, followed by three waiters and_the screaming proprietor .

"Oh, well," sighed Betsy, helping herself capably to aspring chicken that was turning slowly on aspit, " if_they won't stay to wait on us, we_must just help ourselves ."

"What fun ! " chuckled Reddy, burying his nose in acherry tart, while the barber and sad singer divided ahuge sausage between_them .The Vegetable Man, not requiring food, busied himself with counting the oranges and apples in_the window and wondered wistfully whether he_could_not find acart somewhere and stir up some trade .

But it was_the Hungry Tiger who enjoyed himself most of all .At one side of_the room adozen roasts were waiting their turn at_the ovens .These, the famished tiger snapped up in so_many bites .After his long fast in Rash, they tasted perfectly delicious and, while Reddy looked at him in astonishment and admiration, he swallowed three roast turkeys, abowl of potato salad and atray full of biscuits . he_was just starting on ahuge ham, when acommotion in_the doorway made them all spin round .It was_the proprietor, and with_him were twenty tall officers .

They had agreat net, and as_the Hungry Tiger gave aconvulsive swallow, they flung it over him and dragged the huge beast, the singer, the barber, Betsy, the Vegetable Man, and_the little Prince of Rash out into_the street .

"Robbers ! " screamed the proprietor savagely, as_they were hustled away ."Wait till Dad hears of_this ."

"Why don't you bite them ? " wailed Betsy, trying to wriggle out_of_the grasp of_the officer who had her by_the arm .

"Too full," mumbled the Hungry Tiger in astuffy voice ."Couldn't eat another bite, not even apoliceman .But it_was worth it and who's afraid of Dad ? We've been arrested before and gotten away .We'll get off somehow, trust me .

"Maybe the ruby will help," said the little Prince, squirming about so he could_see Betsy .Carter, on_the other side, gave her such an encouraging wink that_the little girl stopped worrying and began to look around with real interest .Down Town, as Betsy had said in_the first place, was quite like other down towns, except that there were no motors nor wagons and_the men who crowded the streets were gaily costumed in green and yellow bills .Four of_the Down Officers had hold of_the net entangling the Hungry Tiger, one officer had hold of each of_the others and_the rest tramped importantly ahead of_the procession .

"Who's Dad ? " asked Betsy, as_they were propelled through_the swinging doors of alarge white bank .

"The King," answered the officer haughtily .

"Is he akind King ? " sniffed the sad singer nervously ."What kind of aKing is Dad .Will he make us happy or make us sad ? "

"You'll soon see," grunted the officer, pushing him roughly into an elevator .The others were thrust as unceremoniously after him, the car shot upward and_the next minute they were all marched out upon_the roof .In aswivel chair on top of_the bank, sat Dad . he_was reading apaper and beside him on ahigh stool sat the most curious lady Betsy had ever seen .

"Their Majesties the King and Queen of Down Town ! " boomed the officer, who had hold of Betsy Bobbin ."Robbers, your Highness ! " he announced with alow bow .

CHAPTER 9

The Indus Tree

at_the officer's ringing words, King Dad lowered his paper, and as he got agood look at_the Hungry Tiger, his chair fell forward with acrash .

"A tiger, Nance ! " stuttered Dad, rolling his eyes wildly at_the Queen .

"But it's tied," answered the Queen of Down Town calmly ." what_are the charges officer ? "

"Ninety-nine dollars and sixty-eight cents," answered the officer hoarsely, and leaning over he handed Dad along slip of paper .

"But we only wanted alittle breakfast," began Betsy tremulously, "and

"A little breakfast ! " wheezed Dad, and putting on_his specs started to read off the list:

"Twelve roasts, Four turkeys, One spring chicken, Three dozen tarts, Fourteen doughnuts One ham and twenty-four biscuits, Three quarts of potato salad, One six-pound sausage ."

"Monstrous ! " muttered the Queen, tapping her foot indignantly on_the floor ."They shall pay well for_this ."

"Why, that's amere bite for afellow like me," rumbled the Hungry Tiger, impatiently, "and I ate most of it ."

"Wh-who are_you ? " demanded Dad, holding on to_the arms of_his chair and blinking nervously at_the great beast .

" I_am the Hungry Tiger of Oz, and these are my friends . we_are on_our way to_the Emerald City .This little girl is Betsy Bobbin and allow me to_present the Vegetable Man and_the Pasha of-"

"Your tale drags," yawned her Majesty, fanning herself with her handkerchief ."Cut it short .Time is money down here and_the thing for_you to_do is to_pay up and settle down ."

"How clearly you put things," murmured Dad, looking affectionately at his Queen .Betsy had_been staring at Her Highness in perfect astonishment, for she was_made entirely of money .Her face and hair were of purest gold, her hands and feet of silver and her dress was_made from hundreds of yellow bills that crinkled crisply when she moved .Yet, with all her glitter and brilliance, she seemed to Betsy the hardest and most disagreeable being she had ever met .Dad himself looked kind and care-worn, resembling vaguely many_of_the daddies Betsy had known in_the United States .If he had just decided things for himself and not depended so_much upon_the Queen, Betsy would_have liked him better .

"Well, are_you ready to_pay up ? " asked Dad, looking from one to_the other of_the travellers ."Ninety-nine dollars and sixty-eight cents, please ."

"But we haven't any money," explained Betsy breathlessly ."We started off in_such ahurry and-"

" you_should_not have come Down Town if_you had no money," muttered Dad reprovingly .

"How dare you be without money ? " cried the Queen, springing up in aperfect fury ."How dare you come Down Town without money ? "

"Now, don't get frenzied, Fi Nance," begged Dad, patting her anxiously on_the hand ." they_can easily make some money, you_know ." His words seemed to soothe the Queen .

"That's so," she mused thoughtfully ."Anybody can make money Down Town, if_they just try hard enough ." Almost pleasantly she turned to Betsy ."You, my child," purred the Queen, resuming her seat, "you, may start as acash girl .I myself was acash girl once," she went on dreamily, "and now look at me-Fi Nance, Queen of Down Town .I'm simply made of money ! "

Betsy looked, and shuddered alittle as she did so .She was about to_tell the Queen that she had no desire to_be acash girl, when Fi Nance haughtily held up her hand for silence ."The lad shall be an office boy," she decided imperiously ."Who did you say he_was ? "

"A Prince," growled the Hungry Tiger .

"A dry goods store will_be the best place for him," murmured Dad ."What can_you two do ? " he demanded, looking over his specs at_the barber and sad singer of Rash .

"Anything ! Anything ! " whined the frightened prisoners, bumping their heads together in their anxiety to_please .

"Pooh ! " sniffed Dad scornfully ."That means nothing whatsoever ."

"Shampoo ? " suggested the barber hopefully ."Let me give your Highness alittle shave and hair cut ."

" are_you abarber ? " asked Dad, looking at_the Rasher with more interest ." if_you're abarber, you_can stay and welcome .There's always room for another barber, Down Town ."

" thank_you ! thank_you ! If your majesty will permit-" The barber bowed apologetically to_the Prince of Rash, " i_will remain here . I_have always wanted to_make money," he acknowledged frankly .

"Me too ! " gulped the sad singer eagerly .

"I've sung until I'm hoarse, in Rash, And never earned acent in cash ! "

"He has avoice like ahorse," whispered Dad, in aloud aside to_the Queen .

"He sings like ajack-ass ! " agreed Her Majesty readily ."But let him stay .Any kind of anoise goes, Down Town .Now as_to_these others ? " She rolled her golden eyes in perplexity and disapproval at_the Vegetable Man and_the Hungry Tiger; then evidently giving them up, cried in aloud voice, "The audience is over and_the prisoners are discharged .Let them make some money, pay up and settle down ."

"Well, goodbye ! " smiled Dad, picking up his paper with asigh of relief ." if_you don't like the positions we_have chosen for_you, go down to_the square and choose some others .Take them to_the public square ! " he ordered, waving at_the officers .

So, much to Betsy's and_the little Prince's amusement, they were all hurried into_the elevator, out_of_the bank and marched along the streets of_the city .acurious sign on_the first corner puzzled Betsy very_much .

"Down Town belongs to_the Daddies," said the sign severely, "No aunts, mothers or sisters allowed ."

"Why, anybody can go down town at home," exclaimed the little girl in surprise .

"I noticed there were no ladies about,"

The Indus Tree observed Carter in an amused voice ."The Daddies have it all their own way here ."

as_they passed along, Betsy looked curiously in_the windows of_the shops and offices and saw that everywhere the Dads were making money .Some were making money out of leather, some were making money out of oil and some were even making money out of old papers and rags .It looked quite simple .

"But there_must_be some trick to_it," she whispered hurriedly to_the Prince of Rash ." I_hope we don't have to stay here long .I won't be acash girl ."

Prince Evered nodded emphatically, for he had no intention of becoming an office boy .Just then they came to_the public square and were marched solemnly through_the gates .

"Pick your tools and get started," ordered the first officer gruffly, and grumbling alittle among themselves, because the prisoners had got off so easily, the twenty tall Downsmen tramped noisily back to_their station . as_soon_as they had gone, the barber, with_his razor, released the Hungry Tiger from_the net .

"I wonder what they meant about tools," murmured Betsy, staring all around her ."Why what an enormous tree ! " It stood in_the center of_the square, spreading out in every direction, its branches weighed down with amost curious collection of objects . there_was asmall notice tacked on_the trunk and Evered and Betsy Bobbin hurried over to investigate .

"Indus Tree," read the sign ."Pick your trade, business or profession here ."

"Well, I've often heard of_the big industries," gasped Carter Green, squinting up through_the branches, "but I never knew they looked like this . if_we_are to stay Down Town, I suppose we had better pick our business at once .

"Stay if_you_want to," rumbled the Hungry Tiger impatiently ."My business is to_see that Betsy Bobbin gets safely back to Oz and to restore Reddy to_his throne .I, for_my part, am going to leave as_soon_as I_can find an exit


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