by Richard Malcolm Johnston (1822-1898)
[
Century Magazine_, June, 1886; copyright, 1886,
Century Co
; republished
volume, Mr
Absalom Billingslea, and Other Georgia Folk (1888), by Richard Malcolm Johnston (Harper & Brothers)
]
I
Mr Peterson Fluker, generally called Pink,
fondness for as stylish dressing as
afford, was one
sort of men who habitually seem busy and efficient when
He had the bustling activity often noticeable in men
size, and in
and another had made up, as he believed, for being
smaller than most
adult acquaintance
male sex
Prominent among his achievements
line was getting married to
woman who, among other excellent gifts, had that of being twice as big as her husband

"Fool who ? "
day after his marriage he had asked, with
look at those who had often said that
too little
wife

They had
little property
with,
couple of hundreds of acres, and
negroes apiece
Yet, except
natural increase
latter, the accretions of worldly estate
inconsiderable till now, when their oldest child, Marann, was some fifteen years old
These accretions
saved and taken care of by Mrs Fluker, who was as staid and silent as
mobile and voluble

Mr Fluker often said
puzzled him how it
smaller crops than most
neighbors, when,
always convincing,
generally put
to silence in discussions upon agricultural topics
This puzzle had led him to not unfrequent ruminations
mind
whether or not his vocation might lie in something higher
mere tilling
ground
These ruminations had lately taken
definite direction, and
after several conversations which he had held
friend Matt Pike

Mr Matt Pike was
bachelor of some thirty summers,
foretime clerk consecutively in each
two stores
village, but latterly
trader on
limited scale in horses, wagons, cows, and similar objects of commerce, and at all times
politician
His hopes of holding office
continually disappointed until Mr John Sanks became sheriff, and rewarded with
deputyship some important special service rendered by him
late very close canvass
Now was
chance to rise, Mr Pike thought
All
, he had often said, was
start
Politics,
remark, however,
regarded
Pike as
means rather than an end
doubtful if he hoped
governor
state,
before an advanced period
career
His main object now was
money, and he believed that official position would promote him
line
ambition faster than was possible to any private station, by leading him into more extensive acquaintance with mankind, their needs, their desires, and their caprices

deputy sheriff, provided that lawyers
too indulgent in allowing acknowledgment of service of court processes, in postponing levies and sales, and in settlement of litigated cases, might pick up three hundred dollars,
good sum
times,
fact which Mr Pike had known and pondered long

It happened just about then
arrears of rent
village hotel had so accumulated on Mr Spouter, the last occupant,
owner, an indulgent man, finally had said, what he
expected for years and years
, that
wait on Mr Spouter forever and eternally
very nick, so
, that Mr Pike made to Mr Fluker the suggestion to quit
business
beneath his powers, sell out, or rent out, or tenant out, or do something else
farm, march into town, plant himself
ruins of Jacob Spouter, and begin his upward soar

Now Mr Fluker had many and many
time acknowledged that he had ambition; so one night
wife:
"
how
here, Nervy
Farmin' somehow don't suit my talons
flung more 'mong people to fetch out what's in me
Then thar's Marann,
gittin'
nigh on to
growd-up woman; an' the child need the s'iety which you 'bleeged to acknowledge is sca'ce about here, six mile from town
Your brer Sam can stay here an' raise butter, chickens, eggs, pigs, an'--an'--an' so forth
Matt Pike say he jes' know they's money
, an' special with
housekeeper keerful an' equinomical like you
"
always curious the extent of influence that some men have upon wives
their superiors
Mrs Fluker,
of accidents, had ever set upon her husband
value that was not recognized outside
family
respect there seems
surprising compensation in human life
But this remark I make only in passing
Mrs Fluker, admitting in her heart that farming was not her husband's forte, hoped, like
true wife,
found
new field
he aspired
Besides, she
forget that her brother Sam had said to her
privately that if his brer Pink wouldn't have
notions and would let him alone
management,
all do better
She reflected for
, and then said:
"Maybe it's best, Mr Fluker
I'm willin'
it for
year, anyhow
't lose much
As for Matt Pike, I hain't the confidence in him you has
Still, he bein'
boarder and deputy sheriff, he might accidentally do us some good
I'll try it for
year providin' you'll fetch me the money as it's paid in, for
how to manage that better'n
, and
I'll try to manage it and all the rest
business
best
"
provision Mr Fluker gave consent, qualified
claim that
to retain
small margin for indispensable personal exigencies
For he contended, perhaps with justice, that no man
responsible position
about
expected
about, or sit about, or even lounge about, without even
continental red
pocket

The new house--
new because tongue
tell the amount of scouring, scalding, and whitewashing that that excellent housekeeper had done before
single stick of her furniture went
--the new house, I repeat, opened with six eating boarders at ten dollars
month apiece, and two eating and sleeping at eleven, besides Mr Pike,
special contract
Transient custom was hoped to hold its own,
county people under the deputy's patronage and influence
considerably enlarged

In words and other encouragement Mr Pike was pronounced
commend honestly, and
so cordially

"The thing
, Pink, is
your prices reg'lar, and make people pay up reg'lar
Ten dollars for eatin', jes' so; eleb'n for eatin' an_' sleepin'; half
dollar for dinner, jes' so; quarter apiece for breakfast, supper, and bed, is what I call reason'ble bo'd
As
, I sca'cely know how to rig'late, because,
, I'm a' officer now, an' in course I natchel
be away sometimes an' on expenses at 'tother places, an' it seem like some 'lowance ought by good rights
made
; don't
so ? "
"Why, matter o' course, Matt; what
? I ain't so powerful good at figgers
Nervy is
S'posen you speak to her 'bout it
"
"Oh, that's perfec' unuseless, Pink
I'm a' officer o' the law, Pink, an' the law consider women--well,
say the law, she deal 'ith _men_, not women, an' she expect her officers to understan' figgers, an' if I hadn't o' understood figgers Mr Sanks wouldn't or darsnt' to 'p'int me his dep'ty
Me 'n'
fix them terms
Now see here, reg'lar bo'd--eatin' bo'd, I mean--is ten dollars, an' sleepin' and singuil meals is 'cordin'
figgers you've sot for 'em
Ain't that so ? Jes' so
Now, Pink, you an' me'll keep
runnin' account, you a-chargin' for reg'lar bo'd, an' I a'lowin' to myself credics
absentees, accordin' to transion customers an' singuil mealers an' sleepers
fa'r, er
not fa'r ? "
Mr Fluker turned his head, and after making or thinking he had made
calculation, answered:
"That's--that seem fa'r, Matt
"
"Cert'nly 'tis, Pink; I knowed you'd say so, an'
I'd never wish
nothin' but fa'r 'ith people I like, like I
an' your wife
Let that be the understandin', then, betwix' us
An' Pink, let the understandin' be jes' betwix' us_, for I've saw enough o' this world
out that
man never makes nothin' by makin'
blowin' horn o' his business
You
t'others pay up spuntial, monthly
You 'n' me can settle whensomever it's convenant, say three months from to-day
In course
talk up
house whensomever and wharsomever I go or stay
that
An' as
bed," said Mr Pike finally, "whensomever I ain't here by bed-time, you welcome
any transion person
, an' also an' likewise, when transion custom is pressin', and you cramped for beddin', I'm willin'
it up
bein'; an' rather'n
cramped too bad, I'll take my chances somewhars else, even if I has
pallet
head o' the sta'r-steps
"
"Nervy," said Mr Fluker
wife afterwards, "Matt Pike's
sensibler an'
friendlier an'
'commodatiner feller'n
"
Then, without giving details
contract,
merely the willingness
boarder to resign his bed on occasions of pressing emergency

"He's talked mighty fine
and Marann," answered Mrs Fluker
"We'll see how he holds out
like
doin', an' that's the talkin' 'bout Sim Marchman to Marann, an' makin' game o' his country ways, as he call 'em
Sech
ain't right
"
It
to explain just here that Simeon Marchman, the person just named by Mrs Fluker,
stout, industrious young farmer, residing
parents
country near by where the Flukers had dwelt before removing to town,
eying Marann for
year or two, and waiting upon her fast-ripening womanhood with intentions that, he believed
hidden
own breast, though he had taken less pains to conceal them from Marann than
rest
acquaintance
Not that he had ever told her
in
words, but--Oh,
not stop here
midst
narration to explain how such intentions become known, or
strongly suspected by girls, even those less bright than Marann Fluker
Simeon
cordially indorsed the movement into town, though,
, knowing
none
business, he had never
as hinted opposition
I
surprised, also, if he reflected that
some selfishness
hostility, or
heightened by apprehensions personal to himself

Considering the want of experience
new tenants, matters went on remarkably well
Mrs Fluker, accustomed to rise from her couch long
lark, managed
satisfaction of all,--regular boarders, single-meal takers, and transient people
Marann went
village school, her mother dressing her, though with prudent economy, as neatly and almost as tastefully as any of her schoolmates; while,
study, deportment, and general progress,
not
girl
whole school to beat her, I don't care who she was

II
During
not inconsiderable period Mr Fluker indulged the honorable conviction that at last he had found the vein
his best talents lay, and
happy in foresight
prosperity and felicity which that discovery promised to himself
family
His native activity found many more objects for its exertion than before
He rode out
farm, not often, but sometimes, as
matter of duty, and was forced to acknowledge that Sam was managing better than
expected
absence
own continuous guidance
In town he walked
hotel, entertained the guests, carved
meals, hovered
stores, the doctors' offices, the wagon and blacksmith shops, discussed mercantile, medical, mechanical questions with specialists in all these departments, throwing into them all more and more of politics
intimacy between him
patron and chief boarder increased

Now
patron and chief boarder
The need of extending his acquaintance seemed to press upon Mr Pike with ever-increasing weight
here and there, all over the county;
county-seat,
county villages, at justices' courts, at executors' and administrators' sales, at quarterly and protracted religious meetings, at barbecues of every dimension, on hunting excursions and fishing frolics, at social parties in all neighborhoods
It got
said of Mr Pike that
freer acceptor of hospitable invitations, or