His Last Bow* by Arthur Conan Doyle
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in_the light yet .How have the years used you ? You look the same blithe boy as ever ."

" I_feel twenty years younger, Holmes . I_have seldom felt so happy as when I got your wire asking me to meet you at Harwich with_the car .But you, Holmes- you_have changed very little- save for_that horrible goatee ."

"These are the sacrifices one makes for_one's country, Watson," said Holmes, pulling at his little tuft ."To-morrow it_will_be but adreadful memory .With my hair cut and afew other superficial changes I_shall no_doubt reappear at Claridge's to-morrow as i_was before this American stunt- I beg your pardon, Watson, my well of English seems_to_be permanently defiled- before this American job came my way .

"But you_have retired, Holmes .We heard of you as living the life of ahermit among your bees and your books in asmall farm upon_the South Downs ."

"Exactly, Watson . here_is_the fruit of_my leisured ease, the magnum opus of_my latter years ! " He picked up the volume from_the table and read out the whole title, Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, with Some Observations upon_the Segregation of_the Queen ."Alone I_did it .Behold the fruit of pensive nights and laborious days when I watched the little working gangs as once I watched the criminal world of London ."

"But how did you get to work again ? "

"Ah, I_have often marvelled at it myself .The Foreign Minister alone I_could_have withstood, but when_the Premier also deigned to visit my humble roof- ! The fact is, Watson, that_this gentleman upon_the sofa was abit too good for_our people . he_was in aclass by himself .Things were going wrong, and no one could understand why they were going wrong .Agents were suspected or even caught, but there_was evidence of some strong and secret central force . it_was absolutely necessary to expose it .Strong pressure was brought upon me to look into_the matter .It has cost me two years, Watson, but they have_not_been devoid of excitement .When I_say that I started my pilgrimage at Chicago, graduated in an Irish secret society at Buffalo, gave serious trouble to_the constabulary at Skibbareen, and so eventually caught the eye of asubordinate agent of Von Bork, who recommended me as alikely man, you_will realize_that the matter was complex .Since then I_have_been honoured by his confidence, which_has not prevented most of_his plans going subtly wrong and five of_his best agents being in prison ."I watched them, Watson, and I picked them as_they ripened .Well, sir, I_hope_that you_are none the worse ! "

The last remark was addressed to Von Bork himself, who after much gasping and blinking had lain quietly listening to Holmes's statement .He broke out now into afurious stream of German invective, his face convulsed with passion .Holmes continued his swift investigation of documents while his prisoner cursed and swore .

"Though unmusical, German is_the most expressive of all languages," he observed when Von Bork had stopped from pure exhaustion ."Hullo ! Hullo ! " he added as he looked hard at_the corner of atracing before putting it in_the box ."This should put another bird in_the cage .I had no idea that_the paymaster was such arascal, though I_have long had an eye upon him .Mister Von Bork, you_have agreat deal to answer for ."

The prisoner had raised himself with some difficulty upon_the sofa and was staring with astrange mixture of amazement and hatred at his captor .

" I_shall get level with_you, Altamont," he_said, speaking with slow deliberation ." if_it takes me all my life I_shall get level with_you ! "

"The old sweet song," said Holmes ."How often have I heard it in days gone by . it_was afavourite ditty of_the late lamented Professor Moriarty .Colonel Sebastian Moran has also been known to warble it .And yet I live and keep bees upon_the South Downs ."

"Curse you, you double traitor ! " cried the German, straining against his bonds and glaring murder from_his furious eyes .

"No, no, it_is_not so bad as_that," said Holmes, smiling ."As my speech surely shows you, Mr Altamont of Chicago had no existence in_fact .I used him and he_is gone ."

"Then who are_you ? "

" it_is really immaterial who I_am, but since_the matter seems to interest you, Mr Von Bork, I_may say that_this_is not my first acquaintance with_the members of your family . I_have_done a good_deal of business in Germany in_the_past and my name is probably familiar to_you ."

" i_would wish to_know it," said the Prussian grimly .

" it_was I who brought about_the separation between Irene Adler and_the late King of Bohemia when your cousin Heinrich was_the Imperial Envoy . it_was I also who saved from murder, by_the Nihilist Klopman, Count Von und Zu Grafenstein, who was your mother's elder brother . it_was I-"

Von Bork sat up in amazement .

" there_is only_one man," he cried .

"Exactly," said Holmes .

Von Bork groaned and sank back on_the sofa ."And most of_that information came through you," he cried ." what_is it worth ? What have I done ? it_is my ruin forever ! "

" it_is certainly alittle untrustworthy," said Holmes ." it_will require some checking and you_have little time to_check it .Your admiral may find the new guns rather larger than he expects, and_the cruisers perhaps atrifle faster ."

Von Bork clutched at his own throat in despair .

" there_are agood many_other points of detail which will, no_doubt, come to light in good_time .But you_have one quality which_is very rare in aGerman, Mr Von Bork: you_are asportsman and you_will bear me no ill-will when_you realize_that you, who_have outwitted so many_other people, have at last been outwitted yourself .After all, you have_done your best for your country, and I_have_done my best for mine, and what could_be more natural ? Besides," he added, not unkindly, as he laid his hand upon_the shoulder of_the prostrate man, " it_is better than to_fall before some more ignoble foe .These papers are now ready, Watson . if_you_will help me with_our prisoner, i_think that we_may get started for London at once ."

it_was no easy task to move Von Bork, for he_was astrong and adesperate man .Finally, holding either arm, the two friends walked him very slowly down the garden walk which he had trod with_such proud confidence when he received the congratulations of_the famous diplomatist only afew hours before .After ashort, final struggle he_was hoisted, still hound hand and foot, into_the spare seat of_the little car .His precious valise was wedged in beside him .

"I trust that you_are as comfortable as circumstances permit," said Holmes when_the final arrangements were made ."Should I be guilty of aliberty if I lit acigar and placed it between your lips ? "

But all amenities were wasted upon_the angry German .

"I suppose you realize, Mr Sherlock Holmes," said he, "that if your government bears you out in_this treatment it becomes an act of war ."

"What about_your government and all this treatment ? " said Holmes, tapping the valise .

" you_are aprivate individual . you_have no warrant for_my arrest .The whole proceeding is absolutely illegal and outrageous ."

"Absolutely," said Holmes .

"Kidnapping aGerman subject ."

"And stealing his private papers ."

"Well, you realize your position, you and your accomplice here .If I were to shout for help as_we pass through_the village-"

"My dear_Sir, if you_did anything so foolish you_would probably enlarge the two limited titles of_our village inns by giving us 'The Dangling Prussian' as asignpost .The Englishman is apatient creature, but at present his temper is alittle inflamed, and it would_be as_well not to_try him too far .No, Mr Von Bork, you_will go with_us in aquiet, sensible fashion to Scotland Yard, whence you_can send for your friend, Baron Von Herling, and_see if even now you_may not fill that place which he has reserved for_you in_the ambassadorial suite .As to_you, Watson, you_are joining us with your old service, as I understand, so London won't be out of your way .Stand with me here upon_the terrace, for_it may_be the last quiet talk that we_shall ever have ."

The two friends chatted in intimate converse for_a_few_minutes, recalling once again the days of_the past, while their prisoner vainly wriggled to undo the bonds that held him . as_they turned to_the car Holmes pointed back to_the moonlit sea and shook athoughtful head .

"There's an east wind coming, Watson ."

" i_think not, Holmes . it_is very warm ."

"Good old Watson ! you_are the one fixed point in achanging age .There's an east wind coming all the same, such awind as never blew on England yet . it_will_be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good_many of us may wither before its blast .But it's God's own wind none the less, and acleaner, better, stronger land will lie in_the sunshine when_the storm has cleared .Start her up, Watson, for_it's time that we were on_our way . I_have acheck for five hundred pounds which should_be cashed early, for_the drawer is quite capable of stopping it if he_can ."


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