An Heiress from Redhorse by Ambrose Bierce
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for_the extra baggage .After some delay, acart arrived at_the wharf, with an oblong pine box, which_was every thing that seemed to_be expected .Immediately upon its arrival we_made sail, and in ashort time were safely over the bar and standing out to sea .

The box in_question was, as I_say, oblong . it_was about six feet in length by two and ahalf in breadth; I observed it attentively, and like to_be precise .Now this shape was PECULIAR; and no sooner had I seen it, than i_took credit to myself for_the accuracy of_my guessing .I had reached the conclusion, it_will_be remembered, that_the extra baggage of_my friend, the artist, would prove to_be pictures, or at_least apicture; for I_knew he had_been for several weeks in conference with Nicolino:--and now here was abox, which, from its shape, COULD possibly contain nothing in_the_world but acopy of Leonardo's "Last Supper;" and acopy of_this very "Last Supper," done by Rubini the younger, at Florence, I had known, for some_time, to_be in_the possession of Nicolino .This point, therefore, I considered as sufficiently settled .I chuckled excessively when i_thought of_my acumen .It was_the first time I had ever known Wyatt to_keep from me any of_his artistical secrets; but here he evidently intended to steal amarch upon me, and smuggle afine picture to New York, under my very nose; expecting me to_know nothing of_the matter .I resolved to quiz him WELL, now and hereafter .

one_thing, however, annoyed me not alittle .The box did_not go into_the extra stateroom . it_was deposited in Wyatt's own; and there, too, it remained, occupying very nearly the whole of_the floor-- no_doubt to_the exceeding discomfort of_the artist and_his wife;--this the more especially as_the tar or paint with_which it_was lettered in sprawling capitals, emitted astrong, disagreeable, and, to my fancy, apeculiarly disgusting odor . on_the lid were painted the words--" Mrs Adelaide Curtis, Albany, New York .Charge of Cornelius Wyatt, Esq .This side up . to_be handled with care ."

Now, i_was aware that Mrs Adelaide Curtis, of Albany, was_the artist's wife's mother,--but then I looked upon_the whole address as amystification, intended especially for_myself . I_made up my mind, of_course, that_the box and contents would never get farther north than_the studio of_my misanthropic friend, in Chambers Street, New York .

for_the first three or four days we had fine weather, although the wind was dead ahead; having chopped round to_the northward, immediately upon our losing sight of_the coast .The passengers were, consequently, in high spirits and disposed to_be social . I_must except, however, Wyatt and_his sisters, who behaved stiffly, and, I_could_not help thinking, uncourteously to_the rest of_the party .Wyatt's conduct I_did_not so_much regard . he_was gloomy, even beyond his usual habit-- in_fact he_was MOROSE--but in him i_was prepared for eccentricity . for_the sisters, however, I_could make no excuse .They secluded themselves in their staterooms during the greater part of_the passage, and absolutely refused, although I repeatedly urged them, to hold communication with any person on board .

Mrs Wyatt herself was far more agreeable . that_is_to_say, she was CHATTY; and to_be chatty is no slight recommendation at sea .She became EXCESSIVELY intimate with most of_the ladies; and, to my profound astonishment, evinced no equivocal disposition to coquet with_the men .She amused us all very_much . I_say "amused"--and scarcely know how to explain myself .The truth is, I soon found that Mrs W .was far oftener laughed AT than WITH .The gentlemen said little about her; but the ladies, in alittle while, pronounced her "a good-hearted thing, rather indifferent looking, totally uneducated, and decidedly vulgar ." The great wonder was, how Wyatt had_been entrapped into such amatch .Wealth was_the general solution--but this I_knew to_be no solution at all; for Wyatt had told me that she neither brought him adollar nor had any expectations from any source whatever ."He had married," he_said, "for love, and for love only; and_his bride was far more than worthy of_his love ." When i_thought of_these expressions, on_the_part of_my friend, I confess that I_felt indescribably puzzled .Could it be possible that he_was taking leave of_his senses ? What else could i_think ? HE, so refined, so intellectual, so fastidious, with so exquisite aperception of_the faulty, and so keen an appreciation of_the beautiful ! to_be_sure, the lady seemed especially fond of HIM--particularly so in_his absence--when she made herself ridiculous by frequent quotations of what had_been said by her "beloved husband, Mr Wyatt ." The word "husband" seemed forever--to use one of her own delicate expressions--forever " on_the tip of her tongue ." in_the meantime, it_was observed by all on board, that he avoided HER in_the most pointed manner, and, for_the most part, shut himself up alone in_his state-room, where, in_fact, he_might_have_been said to live altogether, leaving his wife at full liberty to amuse herself as she thought best, in_the public society of_the main cabin .

My conclusion, from what I_saw and heard, was, that, the artist, by some unaccountable freak of fate, or perhaps in some fit of enthusiastic and fanciful passion, had_been induced to unite himself with aperson altogether beneath him, and that_the natural result, entire and speedy disgust, had ensued .I pitied him from_the bottom of_my heart--but could_not, for_that reason, quite forgive his incommunicativeness in_the matter of_the "Last Supper ." for_this I resolved to_have my revenge .

One day he_came upon deck, and, taking his arm as had_been my wont, I sauntered with_him backward and forward .His gloom, however (which I considered quite natural under the circumstances), seemed entirely unabated . he_said little, and_that moodily, and with evident effort .I ventured ajest or two, and he_made asickening attempt at asmile .Poor fellow ! --as i_thought of_his WIFE, I wondered that he could_have heart to_put on even the semblance of mirth .At last I ventured ahome thrust .I determined to commence aseries of covert insinuations, or innuendoes, about_the oblong box--just to let him perceive, gradually, that i_was NOT altogether the butt, or victim, of_his little bit of pleasant mystification .My first observation was by way of opening amasked battery . I_said something about_the "peculiar shape of_that box--,"and, as I spoke the words, I smiled knowingly, winked, and touched him gently with my forefinger in_the ribs .

The manner in_which Wyatt received this harmless pleasantry convinced me, at once, that he_was mad .At first he stared at me as_if he_found it impossible to comprehend the witticism of_my remark; but as its point seemed slowly to_make its way into his brain, his eyes, in_the same proportion, seemed protruding from their sockets .Then he grew very red--then hideously pale--then, as_if highly amused with what I had insinuated, he began aloud and boisterous laugh, which, to my astonishment, he kept up, with gradually increasing vigor, for ten minutes or more .In conclusion, he fell flat and heavily upon_the deck .When I ran to uplift him, to all appearance he_was DEAD .

I called assistance, and, with much difficulty, we brought him to himself .Upon reviving he spoke incoherently for some_time . at_length we bled him and put him to bed .The next morning he_was quite recovered, so_far as regarded his mere bodily health . of_his mind I_say nothing, of_course .I avoided him during the rest of_the passage, by advice of_the captain, who seemed to coincide with me altogether in my views of_his insanity, but cautioned me to_say nothing on_this head to any person on board .

Several circumstances occurred immediately after_this fit of Wyatt which contributed to heighten the curiosity with_which i_was already possessed .Among other things, this: I had_been nervous-- drank too_much strong green tea, and slept ill at night-- in_fact, for two nights I could_not_be properly said to sleep at all .Now, my state-room opened into_the main cabin, or dining-room, as did those of all the single men on board .Wyatt's three rooms were in_the after-cabin, which_was separated from_the main one by aslight sliding door, never locked even at night . as_we were almost constantly on awind, and_the breeze was not alittle stiff, the ship heeled to leeward very considerably; and whenever her starboard side was to leeward, the sliding door between_the cabins slid open, and so remained, nobody taking the trouble to_get up and shut it .But my berth was in_such aposition, that when my own state-room door was open, as_well as_the sliding door in_question (and my own door was ALWAYS open on account of_the heat,) I could_see into_the after-cabin quite distinctly, and just at_that portion of it, too, where were situated the state-rooms of Mr Wyatt .Well, during two nights (NOT consecutive) while I lay awake, I clearly saw Mrs W ., about eleven o'clock upon each night, steal cautiously from_the state-room of Mr W ., and enter the extra room, where she remained until daybreak, when she was called by her husband and went back . that_they were virtually separated was clear .They had separate apartments-- no_doubt in contemplation of amore permanent divorce; and here, after all i_thought was_the mystery of_the extra stateroom .

there_was another circumstance, too, which interested me much .During the two wakeful nights in_question, and immediately after_the disappearance of Mrs Wyatt into_the extra stateroom, i_was attracted by certain singular cautious, subdued noises in_that of her husband .After listening to_them for some_time, with thoughtful attention, I at_length succeeded perfectly in translating their import .They were sounds occasioned by_the artist in prying open the oblong box, by_means of achisel and mallet--the latter being apparently muffled, or deadened, by some soft woollen or cotton substance in_which its head was enveloped .

in_this manner I fancied I_could distinguish the precise moment when he fairly disengaged the lid--also, that I_could determine when he removed it altogether, and when he deposited it upon_the lower berth in_his room; this latter point I_knew, for example, by certain slight taps which the lid made in striking against the wooden edges of_the berth, as he endeavored to lay it down VERY gently--there being no room for_it on_the floor


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