stage
When
his entry Major Talbot gave an audible sniff, glared at him, and seemed to freeze solid
Miss Lydia uttered
little, ambiguous squeak and crumpled her program in her hand
For Colonel Calhoun
up as nearly resembling Major Talbot as one pea does another
The long, thin white hair, curly
ends, the aristocratic beak of
nose, the crumpled, wide, raveling shirt front, the string tie,
bow nearly under one ear, were almost exactly duplicated
And then, to clinch the imitation, he wore the twin
Major's supposed
unparalleled coat
High-collared, baggy, empire-waisted, ample-skirted, hanging
foot lower in front than behind, the garment
designed from no other pattern
From then on, the Major and Miss Lydia sat bewitched, and saw the counterfeit presentment of
haughty Talbot "dragged,"
Major afterward expressed it, "
slanderous mire of
corrupt stage
" Mr Hargraves had used his opportunities well
He had caught the Major's little idiosyncrasies of speech, accent, and intonation
pompous courtliness to perfection--exaggerating all
purpose
stage
When he performed that marvelous bow
Major fondly imagined
the pink of all salutations, the audience sent forth
sudden round of hearty applause

Miss Lydia sat immovable, not daring to glance toward her father
Sometimes her hand next to him
laid against her cheek,
to conceal the smile which,
of her disapproval,
entirely suppress

The culmination of Hargraves audacious imitation took place
third act
The scene is where Colonel Calhoun entertains
few
neighboring planters
"den
"
Standing at
table
center
stage,
friends grouped about him, he delivers that inimitable, rambling character monologue so famous in
Magnolia Flower_,
same time that he deftly makes juleps
party

Major Talbot, sitting quietly, but white with indignation, heard his best stories retold, his pet theories and hobbies advanced and expanded,
dream
Anecdotes and Reminiscences served, exaggerated and garbled
His favorite narrative--that
duel with Rathbone Culbertson--was not omitted, and
delivered with more fire, egotism, and gusto
Major himself put

The monologue concluded with
quaint, delicious, witty little lecture
art of concocting
julep, illustrated
act
Here Major Talbot's delicate but showy science was reproduced to
hair's breadth--
dainty handling
fragrant weed--"the one-thousandth part of
grain
pressure, gentlemen, and you extract the bitterness, instead
aroma,
heaven-bestowed plant"--
solicitous selection
oaten straws

close
scene the audience raised
tumultuous roar of appreciation
The portrayal
type was so exact, so sure and thorough,
leading characters
play were forgotten
After repeated calls, Hargraves came
curtain and bowed, his rather boyish face bright and flushed
knowledge of success

At last Miss Lydia turned and looked
Major
His thin nostrils were working like the gills of
fish
He laid both shaking hands
arms
chair to rise

"
go, Lydia,"
chokingly
"
an abominable--desecration
"
Before
rise, she pulled him back into his seat

"
stay it out," she declared
"
to advertise the copy by exhibiting the original coat ? " So they remained
end

Hargraves's success
kept him up late that night, for neither
breakfast nor
dinner table did he appear

About three
afternoon he tapped
door of Major Talbot's study
The Major opened it, and Hargraves walked in
hands full
morning papers--too full
triumph to notice anything unusual
Major's demeanor

"I put it all over 'em last night, Major," he began exultantly
"I had my inning, and,
, scored
Here's what The Post says:
"'His conception and portrayal
old-time Southern colonel,
absurd grandiloquence, his eccentric garb, his quaint idioms and phrases, his motheaten pride of family,
really kind heart, fastidious sense of honor, and lovable simplicity,
best delineation of
character role
boards to-day
The coat worn by Colonel Calhoun is itself nothing
an evolution of genius
Mr Hargraves has captured his public
'
"How does that sound, Major, for
first-nighter ? "
"I had the honor"--the Major's voice sounded ominously frigid--"of witnessing your very remarkable performance, sir, last night
"
Hargraves looked disconcerted

"You were there ? I didn't know you ever--I didn't know you cared
theater
Oh,
, Major Talbot," he exclaimed frankly, "don't you be offended
I admit
get
lot of pointers
that helped out wonderfully
part
But it's
type,
--not individual
The way the audience caught on shows that
Half the patrons
theater are Southerners
They recognized it
"
" Mr Hargraves," said the Major, who had remained standing, "
put upon me an unpardonable insult
burlesqued my person, grossly betrayed my confidence, and misused my hospitality
If
you possessed the faintest conception of
the sign manual of
gentleman, or
due one,
call you out, sir, old as
to leave the room, sir
"
The actor appeared
slightly bewildered, and seemed hardly
full meaning
old gentleman's words

"
truly sorry you took offense,"
regretfully
"Up here we don't look at things just
people do
men
buy out half the house
their personality put
stage so the public would recognize it
"
"
from Alabama, sir," said the Major haughtily

"Perhaps not
pretty good memory, Major; let me quote
few lines from your book
In response to
toast at
banquet given in--Milledgeville, I believe--you uttered, and intend
printed, these words:
"'The Northern man is utterly without sentiment or warmth except in
feelings
turned
own commercial profit
suffer without resentment any imputation cast
honor of himself or his loved ones
bear with it the consequence of pecuniary loss
charity,
with
liberal hand; but it
heralded
trumpet and chronicled in brass
'
"
that picture is fairer
one you saw of Colonel Calhoun last night ? "
"The description," said the Major, frowning, "is--not without grounds
Some exag--latitude
allowed in public speaking
"
"And in public acting," replied Hargraves

"
the point," persisted the Major, unrelenting
"
personal caricature
I positively decline to overlook it, sir
"
"Major Talbot," said Hargraves, with
winning smile, "
understand me
you
that I never dreamed of insulting you
In my profession, all life belongs
I take what
, and what
, and return it over the footlights
Now,
, let's let it go
in
you about something else
We've been pretty good friends for some months, and I'm going to
risk of offending you again
hard up for money--never mind how
out,
boarding house is no place
such matters secret--and
you to let me
pinch
I've been there often enough myself
I've been getting
fair salary all the season, and I've saved some money
You're welcome to
couple hundred--or even more--until you get----"
"Stop ! " commanded the Major,
arm outstretched
"It seems that my book didn't lie, after all
your money salve will heal all the hurts of honor
Under no circumstances would I accept
loan from
casual acquaintance; and as
, sir,
starve before
consider your insulting offer of
financial adjustment
circumstances
discussed
I beg to repeat my request relative to your quitting the apartment
"
Hargraves took his departure without another word
He also left the house the same day, moving, as Mrs Vardeman explained
supper table, nearer the vicinity
downtown theater, where
Magnolia Flower was booked for
week's run

Critical
situation with Major Talbot and Miss Lydia
no one in Washington
the Major's scruples allowed him to apply for
loan
Miss Lydia wrote
letter to Uncle Ralph, but
doubtful whether that relative's constricted affairs would permit him
help
The Major was forced
an apologetic address to Mrs Vardeman regarding the delayed payment for board, referring to "delinquent rentals" and "delayed remittances" in
rather confused strain

Deliverance came from an entirely unexpected source

Late one afternoon the door maid came up and announced an old colored man who wanted
Major Talbot
The Major asked that he be sent up
study
Soon an old darkey appeared
doorway,
hat in hand, bowing, and scraping with one clumsy foot
quite decently dressed in
baggy suit of black
His big, coarse shoes shone with
metallic luster suggestive of stove polish
His bushy wool was gray--almost white
After middle life,
difficult to estimate the age of
negro
seen