The Unparalleled Advertures of One Hans Pfaal by Edgar Allan Poe
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there_is but little similarity between_the above sketchy trifle and_the celebrated "Moon-Story" of Mr Locke; but as both have the character of hoaxes (although the one is in atone of banter, the other of downright earnest), and as both hoaxes are on_the same subject, the moon--moreover, as both attempt to_give plausibility by scientific detail--the author of "Hans Pfaall" thinks it necessary to_say, in self-defence, that his own _jeu d'esprit was published in_the "Southern Literary Messenger" about three weeks before_the commencement of Mr L's in_the "New York Sun ." Fancying alikeness which, perhaps, does_not exist, some_of_the New York papers copied "Hans Pfaall," and collated it with_the "Moon-Hoax," by way of detecting the writer of_the one in_the writer of_the other .

as_many more persons were actually gulled by_the "Moon-Hoax" than would_be willing to acknowledge the fact, it may here afford some little amusement to show why no one should_have_been deceived-to point out those particulars of_the story which should_have_been sufficient to establish its real character .Indeed, however rich the imagination displayed in_this ingenious fiction, it wanted much of_the force which might_have_been given it by amore scrupulous attention to facts and to general analogy . that_the public were misled, even for an instant, merely proves the gross ignorance which_is so generally prevalent upon subjects of an astronomical nature .

The moon's distance from_the earth is, in round numbers, 240,000 miles .If we_desire to ascertain how near, apparently, alens would bring the satellite (or any distant object), we, of_course, have but to divide the distance by_the magnifying or, more strictly, by_the space-penetrating power of_the glass .Mr L .makes his lens have apower of 42,000 times . by_this divide 240,000 (the moon's real distance), and we_have five miles and five sevenths, as_the apparent distance .No animal at all could_be seen so_far; much less the minute points particularized in_the story .Mr L .speaks about Sir John Herschel's perceiving flowers (the Papaver rheas, etc .), and even detecting the color and_the shape of_the eyes of small birds .Shortly before, too, he has himself observed that_the lens would_not render perceptible objects of less_than eighteen inches in diameter; but even this, as I_have said, is giving the glass by far too great power .It may_be observed, in passing, that_this prodigious glass is said to_have_been molded at_the glasshouse of Messrs .Hartley and Grant, in Dumbarton; but Messrs .H .and G .'s establishment had ceased operations for many years previous to_the publication of_the hoax .

On page 13, pamphlet edition, speaking of "a hairy veil" over the eyes of aspecies of bison, the author says: "It immediately occurred to_the acute mind of Dr .Herschel that_this was aprovidential contrivance to protect the eyes of_the animal from_the great extremes of light and darkness to_which all the inhabitants of_our side of_the moon are periodically subjected ." But this_cannot_be thought avery "acute" observation of_the Doctor's .The inhabitants of_our side of_the moon have, evidently, no darkness at all, so there can_be nothing of_the "extremes" mentioned . in_the absence of_the sun they_have alight from_the earth equal to_that of thirteen full unclouded moons .

The topography throughout, even when professing to accord with Blunt's Lunar Chart, is entirely at variance with_that or any_other lunar chart, and even grossly at variance with itself .The points of_the compass, too, are in inextricable confusion; the writer appearing to_be ignorant that, on alunar map, these are_not in accordance with terrestrial points; the east being to_the left, etc .

Deceived, perhaps, by_the vague titles, Mare Nubium, Mare Tranquillitatis, Mare Faecunditatis, etc ., given to_the dark spots by former astronomers, Mr L .has entered into details regarding oceans and other large bodies of water in_the moon; whereas there_is no astronomical point more positively ascertained than that no such bodies exist there .In examining the boundary between light and darkness ( in_the crescent or gibbous moon) where this boundary crosses any of_the dark places, the line of division is found to_be rough and jagged; but, were these dark places liquid, it would evidently be even .

The description of_the wings of_the man-bat, on page 21, is but aliteral copy of Peter Wilkins' account of_the wings of_his flying islanders .This simple fact should_have induced suspicion, at_least, it might_be thought .

On page 23, we_have the following: "What aprodigious influence must our thirteen times larger globe have exercised upon_this satellite when an embryo in_the womb of_time, the passive subject of chemical affinity ! " this_is very fine; but it should_be observed that no astronomer would_have made such remark, especially to any journal of Science; for_the earth, in_the sense intended, is not_only thirteen, but forty-nine times larger than_the moon .asimilar objection applies to_the whole of_the concluding pages, where, by way of introduction to some discoveries in Saturn, the philosophical correspondent enters into aminute schoolboy account of_that planet -- this to_the "Edinburgh journal of Science ! "

But there_is one point, in_particular, which should_have betrayed the fiction . let_us imagine the power actually possessed of seeing animals upon_the moon's surface -- what would first arrest the attention of an observer from_the earth ? Certainly neither their shape, size, nor any_other such peculiarity, so soon as their remarkable situation . they_would appear to_be walking, with heels up and head down, in_the manner of flies on aceiling .The real_ observer would_have uttered an instant ejaculation of surprise (however prepared by previous knowledge) at_the singularity of_their position; the fictitious observer has_not even mentioned the subject, but speaks of seeing the entire bodies of_such creatures, when it_is demonstrable that he could_have seen only the diameter of_their heads !

It might as_well be remarked, in conclusion, that_the size, and particularly the powers of_the man-bats (for example, their ability to fly in so rare an atmosphere--if, indeed, the moon have any), with most of_the other fancies in regard to animal and vegetable existence, are at variance, generally, with all analogical reasoning on_these themes; and_that analogy here will often amount to conclusive demonstration . it_is, perhaps, scarcely necessary to add, that all the suggestions attributed to Brewster and Herschel, in_the beginning of_the article, about "a transfusion of artificial light through_the focal object of vision," etc ., etc ., belong to_that species of figurative writing which comes, most properly, under the denomination of rigmarole .

there_is areal and very definite limit to optical discovery among_the stars--a limit whose nature need only be stated to_be understood .If, indeed, the casting of large lenses were all that_is required, man's ingenuity would ultimately prove equal to_the task, and we_might_have them of any size demanded .But, unhappily, in proportion to_the increase of size in_the lens, and consequently of space-penetrating power, is_the diminution of light from_the object, by diffusion of_its rays .And for_this evil there_is no remedy within human ability; for an object is seen by_means of_that light alone which proceeds from itself, whether direct or reflected .Thus the only "artificial" light which could avail Mr Locke, would_be some artificial light which he_should_be_able to throw-not upon_the "focal object of vision," but upon_the real object to_be viewed-to wit: upon_the moon . it_has_been easily calculated that, when_the light proceeding from astar becomes so diffused as_to be as weak as_the natural light proceeding from_the whole of_the stars, in aclear and moonless night, then the star is no longer visible for any practical purpose .

The Earl of Ross's telescope, lately constructed in England, has a_speculum with areflecting surface of 4,071 square inches; the Herschel telescope having one of only 1,811 .The metal of_the Earl of Ross's is 6 feet diameter; it_is 5 1/2 inches thick at_the edges, and 5 at_the centre .The weight is 3 tons .The focal length is 50 feet .

I_have lately read asingular and somewhat ingenious little book, whose title-page runs thus: "L'Homme dans la lvne ou le Voyage Chimerique fait au Monde de la Lvne, nouuellement decouuert par Dominique Gonzales, Aduanturier Espagnol, autremt dit le Courier volant .Mis en notre langve par J .B .D .a. Paris, chez Francois Piot, pres la Fontaine de Saint Benoist .Et chez J .Goignard, au premier pilier de la grand'salle du Palais, proche les Consultations, MDCXLVII ." Pp .76 .

The writer professes to_have translated his work from_the English of one Mr D'Avisson (Davidson ? ) although there_is aterrible ambiguity in_the statement ."J' en ai eu," says he "l'original de Monsieur D'Avisson, medecin des mieux versez qui soient aujourd'huy dans la cnoissance des Belles Lettres, et sur tout de la Philosophic Naturelle .Je lui ai cette obligation entre les autres, de m' auoir non seulement mis en main cc Livre en anglois, mais encore le Manuscrit du Sieur Thomas D'Anan, gentilhomme Eccossois, recommandable pour sa vertu, sur la version duquel j' advoue que j' ay tir le plan de la mienne ."

After some irrelevant adventures, much in_the manner of Gil Blas, and which occupy the first thirty pages, the author relates that, being ill during asea voyage, the crew abandoned him, together with anegro servant, on_the island of St .Helena .To increase the chances of obtaining food, the two separate, and live as far apart as possible .This brings about atraining of birds, to_serve the purpose of carrier-pigeons between_them .By and by_these are taught to carry parcels of some weight-and this weight is gradually increased . at_length the idea is entertained of uniting the force of agreat number of_the birds, with aview to raising the author himself .amachine is contrived for_the_purpose, and we_have aminute description of it, which_is materially helped out by asteel engraving .Here we perceive the Signor Gonzales, with point ruffles and ahuge periwig, seated astride something which resembles very closely abroomstick, and borne aloft by amultitude of wild swans (ganzas) who had strings reaching from their tails to_the machine .

The main event detailed in_the Signor's narrative depends upon a very_important fact, of_which the reader is kept in ignorance until near the end of_the book .The ganzas, with_whom he had become so familiar, were_not really denizens of St .Helena, but of_the moon .Thence it had_been their custom, time out of mind, to migrate annually to some portion of_the earth .In proper season, of_course, they_would return home; and_the author, happening, one day, to require their services for ashort voyage, is unexpectedly carried straight tip, and in avery brief period arrives at_the satellite


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