Oz 18: Grandpa in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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at_a_time ! " objected the old soldier testily ."Aren't you afraid you'll strain your brain, young man ? "

" i_think and think both late and early, For thinking makes the brain grow curly ! "

chuckled the irrepressible poet, at which Grampa beat such atattoo upon his drum that_the next verses were quite drowned out .But as_soon_as Grampa stopped drumming, Percy burst out again:

"I met aspick and Spaniard once, he_was so spick and span, He even had his toes curled up Believe me, if_you, if_you- ? "

" I_can believe anything Mr Vere," said Grampa grimly .

"Then try this ! " roared the Forgetful Poet, waving his arms .

"If fifty boats and fifty crews Were gathered in agroup, Why wouldn't it be proper, Sir, to_call the crews acroup ? Admit, old dear, that_this_is clear-As clear, as clear as-

"Soup ! " groaned Grampa in_spite of himself ."Vegetable soup," he added bitterly and, reaching in_his pocket, jerked out the wizard's medicine .

" what_are you doing ? " asked Percy curiously, as he ran his finger hurriedly down the green label .

"Looking for acure," said the old sailor, raising his eyebrows significantly .But there_was no cure for forgetful poetry on_the green label, so with asigh Grampa returned the bottle to_his pocket ."What can't be cured must_be endured," said the old soldier glumly and, pursing up his lips, he began to whistle asad tune .Dorothy and Tatters exchanged amused glances and Urtha, who had_been skipping beside Percy Vere, touched him on_the arm .

" is_the Princess of Perhaps City pretty ? " asked the little flower fairy timidly . she_could_not bear to_think of Tatters marrying an ugly Princess .

" i_should guess, mercy yes ! i_should say, April, April- ? "

"Trouble ahead ! Trouble ahead ! " crowed Bill, before anyone could finish the verse .Just then aturn in_the lane brought them plump into ahuge fenced-in park .The fence was much too high to climb and stretched as far on either side as they_could see .

"I never saw this place before," said Dorothy, peering curiously between_the bars, "but maybe if_we knock on_the gate someone will let_us in .Then we_can march through and out the other side ."

"Here's the gate," called Percy Vere, who had run alittle ways to_the right, "and here's asign ."

"Play ! " announced the sign over the gate ."All work on_these grounds forbidden ." Just below was asmaller sign-"No trespassing ! "

"Well, we don't want to trespass, we_want to jes' pass through," chortled the Forgetful Poet and, before anyone could stop him, he had hammered hard upon_the gates .Immediately loud roars of laughter sounded all through_the park, footsteps scurried over the lawns and_the next instant the gayest company that Dorothy ever had seen came crowding forward-Pierretttes and Pierrots, hundreds of_them, the girls in full skirted frocks with tall saucy caps, the men in pantaloon suits and frills .While they smiled and waved through_the bars, the King of Play, who looked, as Dorothy told Ozma afterwards, exactly like acourt jester-the King himself swung open the gates and, with alow bow, invited them to enter .So, of_course they_did, and before Grampa could give the order to break ranks or fall out, or even say Hello, the Play Fellows had fallen upon his army and simply borne them away .Only Bill escaped and nervously he hovered over his friends, determining, if necessary, to drop on_the heads of_this exuberant company .

"Wait ! Stop ! Halt ! " puffed the old soldier, who was being dragged toward amerry-go-round by five of_the mischievous Pierrettes .Dorothy and Percy Vere were being rushed as unceremoniously to_the swings, while adozen of_the Pierrots were begging Urtha for adance .Tatters, holding his father's head high above his own, was hustled off to ahigh wooden slide and to nothing that any of_them said would the Play Fellows pay the slightest attention .Indeed, there_was so_much noise and confusion, they_could_not have heard if_they had tried .Bands played and fountains played and_the Play Fellows played, and_the creak of_the swings and_the squeak of_the merry-go-rounds and_the roars of_the delighted Pierrettes and Pierrots, as_they hustled their visitors from one amusement to another, were enough to deafen agate post .Toto, after one shocked glance at_the boisterous company, scampered off and hid himself in abutton bush, where he watched anxiously for achance to escape .Poor Bill, trying to_keep all of_the company in view at once, flew in dizzying circles over the park, almost cross-eyed from_the strain .

After his sixteenth merry-go-round, Grampa gave up trying to explain and, staggering over to asoap bubble fountain, fell in .But the Play Fellows quickly pulled him out and insisted upon his joining in agame of tag .The only bright spot in_the whole dreadful experience was_the finding of abubble pipe, which Grampa hastily picked from its bush and thrust into his pocket .

Percy and Dorothy fared no better ." this_is worse than washing ! " groaned the Forgetful Poet, as awild company of Pierrettes dragged them 'round and 'round the mulberry bush .

"Play ! Play ! Play ! " shouted King Capers, dashing from group to group and banging the company right and left with_his belled and beribboned scepter ."Play ! Play ! Play ! "

"I never knew fun was such hard work," panted Tatters to Bill, who was circling immediately above his head .The poor Prince was black and blue all over from sliding down the slides, but every time he objected the Play Fellows would pull him to_the top and scream with merriment as he_came sliding down again .There were too many heads to_fall on, and Bill-powerless to help screamed his rage and indignation at_the mannerless crowd . there_was much to_be seen and marvelled at in_the play grounds, but as_the company agreed later, playing when_you want to play and being forced to play are two quite different things, so that_the balloon vines, top trees and checker bushes went almost unnoticed .Indeed all that any of_them could think of was getting away .

Urtha was_the first to_make her escape .The little flower fairy had_been treated .so gently and considerately by Grampa and Tatters, since her coming to life in_the enchanted garden, that she did_not know what to_make of_the rude manners of_the Play Fellows . when_they began snatching flowers from her hair and pulling her roughly from place to_place, her violet eyes widened with terror and dismay .Watching her opportunity, she sprang away from_them and sped like the wind itself across the gardens .Now the runner does_not exist who_can outdistance afairy, so it_was not long before Urtha left her tormentors behind .And better still, the little flower fairy had run directly into awicket gate leading out_of_the play grounds .Opening the gate she slipped through and then, because she was still frightened, she kept running and running till she was as lost as one raindrop in athunder shower .

there_is no telling how long the others would_have_been forced to endure the teasing of_the Play Fellows, if agong had_not sounded from adistant part of_the grounds .Immediately the whole company trooped off and, without waiting to_find out the meaning of_the bell, Grampa's army rushed to_the nearest exits .

"I'm done for ! " gasped Percy Vere, rolling under atree ."Let me curl up like apretzel and bake-I mean die ! " Toto, who had followed close upon_the heels of_the harassed company, curled up beside him .

"But where's Urtha ? " cried Tatters, staring around wildly ."Where's Grampa ? "

"She ran away long_ago," crowed Bill, flying over the fence ."That way ! " He pointed his claw toward the East .

"Oh, dear ! Oh, dear, where is_the old soldier ? " wailed Dorothy, jumping up and down with impatience ."We ought to_get away from here quick ."

"I'll find him," volunteered Bill ."Wait here ." Back went the devoted weather cock and, after flying over the entire play grounds, he_found Grampa asleep under achecker bush .

"Wake up ! " cried Bill, jumping up and down on_his chest ."The coast is clear .Forward march, by_the name of Grampa ! "

The old soldier stirred uneasily, rubbed his eyes and then sprang up but immediately tumbled down again, for while he slept, the wretched Play Fellows had run off with_his game leg .

"What in_time ? " blustered the old soldier, picking himself up again .But being aman of action and, seeing acrowd of Pierrettes emerging from abig hall not far away, Grampa snatched up along handled croquet mallet and, using it as acrutch, hobbled with all his might toward the exit pointed out by Bill .Here he_was met by Percy Vere and Dorothy and after astartled look each seized one of_his arms and away they ran as fast as five legs would take them .Percy carried the King's head and Dorothy the red umbrella .Tatters had dropped both when he discovered that Urtha was missing and had dashed off in search of her .And it_was not long before he picked up the trail, for every step of_the flower maiden was marked out in daisies and forget-me-nots .Paying no attention to rocks, sticks, brambles and thorns, the Prince of Ragbad pushed on, his only thought to_find and comfort the sweet and lost little fairy who had made the days so pleasant and_the journey so happy for_them .

CHAPTER 19

Back to Perhaps City

SEATED on agreat gold cushion on_the lowest golden step of_his palace sat Peer Haps, pointing his telescope with trembling fingers down Maybe Mountain .It was_the fourth day mentioned in Abrog's prophecy, the day the monster was to carry off the Princess, and still no word had come from_the Forgetful Poet .Between grief over the loss of_his daughter and worry over Percy Vere, the poor old monarch had got no sleep at all and was so cross and snappy that_the pages and courtiers went steathily about on tip-toe, their fingers to_their lips .

"Can't you make averse, idiot ? " roared the Peer, glaring at Perix who, with another telescope, sat close beside him .Perix moved up acouple of steps and sadly shook his head .

"But look," he stuttered in_the next breath, someone is coming up the mountain ."

" is_it the monster ? " puffed Peer Haps anxiously ."Has it two heads ? " Dropping his own telescope, he snatched the young noble-man's glass and glued his eye to_the top .Then, with aloud shriek of joy, he tore open the gates and plunged recklessly down the steep mountain side .And certainly the dear old fellow would_have rolled to_the bottom had_not asturdy oak intervened and put astop to_his plunging .It was_the fortunatest place of all for astop, because, right below the oak, climbing easily over the rocks and stones, was_the lost Princess herself .Not quite herself, perhaps, but enough so for her father to recognize her .Holding tight to_the oak, the old Peer leaned down and seized her hand .The next instant he had her in_his arms and was running up the mountain as recklessly as he had just plunged down .But some good fairy kept him from tumbling and, once up the golden steps, he brushed past gaping courtiers and pages and never stopped 'till he had reached the great throne room .

Setting the Princess on agreen satin sofa, he_gave her ahasty kiss and, without stopping to question her about her strange disappearance, locked the door and rushed from_the room .Beads of perspiration stood out on_his forehead .True, the Princess was found, but she certainly was changed and, worse still, at any moment the monster might appear and carry her off .Thudding down the corridor, Peer Haps burst into_the apartment of_the tall High Humpus of Perhaps City .Humpus was also Chief Justice and attended to all state weddings .The Peer was determined to_have the Princess marry Petrix at once and settle this monster matter once and for always .Explaining this as he went along, he dragged the scandalized Justice to_the steps to fetch the groom .But Perix had disappeared and with_him every single young and single nobleman in Perhaps City .For though Peer Haps had run quickly, with_his daughter in_his arms, he had_not run quickly enough, and word of_the mysterious change in_the Princess had already spread over the city .

" she_is bewitched," Perix had whispered to_the others in apanic and-feeling in_his bones that Peer Haps would insist upon marrying her anyway-the faint-hearted youth had hidden himself in arain barrel and_the other young noblemen, equally alarmed, had run to_the darkest cellar in_the castle .Hopping on one foot and then on_the other, Peer Haps called


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