! " objected the old soldier testily
"Aren't you afraid you'll strain your brain, young man ? " "
and think both late and early, For thinking makes the brain grow curly ! "
chuckled the irrepressible poet, at which Grampa beat such
tattoo upon his drum
next verses were quite drowned out
But
Grampa stopped drumming, Percy burst out again:
"I met
spick and Spaniard once,
so spick and span, He even had his toes curled up Believe me,
,
- ? "
"
believe anything Mr Vere," said Grampa grimly

"Then try this ! " roared the Forgetful Poet, waving his arms

"If fifty boats and fifty crews Were gathered in
group, Why wouldn't it be proper, Sir,
the crews
croup ? Admit, old dear,
clear-As clear, as clear as-
"Soup ! " groaned Grampa
of himself
"Vegetable soup," he added bitterly and, reaching
pocket, jerked out the wizard's medicine

"
you doing ? " asked Percy curiously, as he ran his finger hurriedly down the green label

"Looking for
cure," said the old sailor, raising his eyebrows significantly
But
no cure for forgetful poetry
green label, so with
sigh Grampa returned the bottle
pocket
"What can't be cured
endured," said the old soldier glumly and, pursing up his lips, he began to whistle
sad tune
Dorothy and Tatters exchanged amused glances and Urtha, who
skipping beside Percy Vere, touched him
arm

"
Princess of Perhaps City pretty ? " asked the little flower fairy timidly
bear
of Tatters marrying an ugly Princess

"
guess, mercy yes !
say, April, April- ? "
"Trouble ahead ! Trouble ahead ! " crowed Bill, before anyone could finish the verse
Just then
turn
lane brought them plump into
huge fenced-in park
The fence was much too high to climb and stretched as far on either side as
see

"I never saw this place before," said Dorothy, peering curiously
bars, "but maybe
knock
gate someone will
in
Then
march through and out the other side
"
"Here's the gate," called Percy Vere, who had run
little ways
right, "and here's
sign
"
"Play ! " announced the sign over the gate
"All work
grounds forbidden
" Just below was
smaller sign-"No trespassing ! "
"Well, we don't want to trespass,
to jes' pass through," chortled the Forgetful Poet and, before anyone could stop him, he had hammered hard
gates
Immediately loud roars of laughter sounded all
park, footsteps scurried over the lawns
next instant the gayest company that Dorothy ever had seen came crowding forward-Pierretttes and Pierrots, hundreds
, the girls in full skirted frocks with tall saucy caps, the men in pantaloon suits and frills
While they smiled and waved
bars, the King of Play, who looked, as Dorothy told Ozma afterwards, exactly like
court jester-the King himself swung open the gates and, with
low bow, invited them to enter
So,
, and before Grampa could give the order to break ranks or fall out, or even say Hello, the Play Fellows had fallen upon his army and simply borne them away
Only Bill escaped and nervously he hovered over his friends, determining, if necessary, to drop
heads
exuberant company

"Wait ! Stop ! Halt ! " puffed the old soldier, who was being dragged toward
merry-go-round by five
mischievous Pierrettes
Dorothy and Percy Vere were being rushed as unceremoniously
swings, while
dozen
Pierrots were begging Urtha for
dance
Tatters, holding his father's head high above his own, was hustled off to
high wooden slide and to nothing that any
said would the Play Fellows pay the slightest attention
Indeed,
noise and confusion,
have heard
had tried
Bands played and fountains played
Play Fellows played,
creak
swings
squeak
merry-go-rounds
roars
delighted Pierrettes and Pierrots,
hustled their visitors from one amusement to another, were enough to deafen
gate post
Toto, after one shocked glance
boisterous company, scampered off and hid himself in
button bush, where he watched anxiously for
chance to escape
Poor Bill, trying
all
company in view at once, flew in dizzying circles over the park, almost cross-eyed
strain

After his sixteenth merry-go-round, Grampa gave up trying to explain and, staggering over to
soap bubble fountain, fell in
But the Play Fellows quickly pulled him out and insisted upon his joining in
game of tag
The only bright spot
whole dreadful experience
finding of
bubble pipe, which Grampa hastily picked from its bush and thrust into his pocket

Percy and Dorothy fared no better
"
worse than washing ! " groaned the Forgetful Poet, as
wild company of Pierrettes dragged them 'round and 'round the mulberry bush

"Play ! Play ! Play ! " shouted King Capers, dashing from group to group and banging the company right and left
belled and beribboned scepter
"Play ! Play ! Play ! "
"I never knew fun was such hard work," panted Tatters to Bill, who was circling immediately above his head
The poor Prince was black and blue all over from sliding down the slides, but every time he objected the Play Fellows would pull him
top and scream with merriment as
sliding down again
There were too many heads
on, and Bill-powerless to help screamed his rage and indignation
mannerless crowd
much
seen and marvelled at
play grounds, but
company agreed later, playing
want to play and being forced to play are two quite different things, so
balloon vines, top trees and checker bushes went almost unnoticed
Indeed all that any
could think of was getting away

Urtha
first
her escape
The little flower fairy
treated
so gently and considerately by Grampa and Tatters, since her coming to life
enchanted garden, that she
know what
rude manners
Play Fellows
began snatching flowers from her hair and pulling her roughly from place
, her violet eyes widened with terror and dismay
Watching her opportunity, she sprang away
and sped like the wind itself across the gardens
Now the runner
exist
outdistance
fairy, so
not long before Urtha left her tormentors behind
And better still, the little flower fairy had run directly into
wicket gate leading
play grounds
Opening the gate she slipped through and then, because she was still frightened, she kept running and running till she was as lost as one raindrop in
thunder shower

no telling how long the others
forced to endure the teasing
Play Fellows, if
gong
sounded from
distant part
grounds
Immediately the whole company trooped off and, without waiting
out the meaning
bell, Grampa's army rushed
nearest exits

"I'm done for ! " gasped Percy Vere, rolling under
tree
"Let me curl up like
pretzel and bake-I mean die ! " Toto, who had followed close
heels
harassed company, curled up beside him

"But where's Urtha ? " cried Tatters, staring around wildly
"Where's Grampa ? "
"She ran away
," crowed Bill, flying over the fence
"That way ! " He pointed his claw toward the East

"Oh, dear ! Oh, dear, where
old soldier ? " wailed Dorothy, jumping up and down with impatience
"We ought
away from here quick
"
"I'll find him," volunteered Bill
"Wait here
" Back went the devoted weather cock and, after flying over the entire play grounds,
Grampa asleep under
checker bush

"Wake up ! " cried Bill, jumping up and down
chest
"The coast is clear
Forward march,
name of Grampa ! "
The old soldier stirred uneasily, rubbed his eyes and then sprang up but immediately tumbled down again, for while he slept, the wretched Play Fellows had run off
game leg

"What
? " blustered the old soldier, picking himself up again
But being
man of action and, seeing
crowd of Pierrettes emerging from
big hall not far away, Grampa snatched up
long handled croquet mallet and, using it as
crutch, hobbled with all his might toward the exit pointed out by Bill
Here
met by Percy Vere and Dorothy and after
startled look each seized one
arms and away they ran as fast as five legs would take them
Percy carried the King's head and Dorothy the red umbrella
Tatters had dropped both when he discovered that Urtha was missing and had dashed off in search of her
And
not long before he picked up the trail, for every step
flower maiden was marked out in daisies and forget-me-nots
Paying no attention to rocks, sticks, brambles and thorns, the Prince of Ragbad pushed on, his only thought
and comfort the sweet and lost little fairy who had made the days so pleasant
journey so happy

CHAPTER 19
Back to Perhaps City
SEATED on
great gold cushion
lowest golden step
palace sat Peer Haps, pointing his telescope with trembling fingers down Maybe Mountain
It
fourth day mentioned in Abrog's prophecy, the day the monster was to carry off the Princess, and still no word had come
Forgetful Poet
Between grief over the loss
daughter and worry over Percy Vere, the poor old monarch had got no sleep at all and was so cross and snappy
pages and courtiers went steathily about on tip-toe, their fingers
lips

"Can't you make
verse, idiot ? " roared the Peer, glaring at Perix who, with another telescope, sat close beside him
Perix moved up
couple of steps and sadly shook his head

"But look," he stuttered
next breath, someone is coming up the mountain
"
"
the monster ? " puffed Peer Haps anxiously
"Has it two heads ? " Dropping his own telescope, he snatched the young noble-man's glass and glued his eye
top
Then, with
loud shriek of joy, he tore open the gates and plunged recklessly down the steep mountain side
And certainly the dear old fellow
rolled
bottom
sturdy oak intervened and put
stop
plunging
It
fortunatest place of all for
stop, because, right below the oak, climbing easily over the rocks and stones,
lost Princess herself
Not quite herself, perhaps, but enough so for her father to recognize her
Holding tight
oak, the old Peer leaned down and seized her hand
The next instant he had her
arms and was running up the mountain as recklessly as he had just plunged down
But some good fairy kept him from tumbling and, once up the golden steps, he brushed past gaping courtiers and pages and never stopped 'till he had reached the great throne room

Setting the Princess on
green satin sofa,
her
hasty kiss and, without stopping to question her about her strange disappearance, locked the door and rushed
room
Beads of perspiration stood out
forehead
True, the Princess was found, but she certainly was changed and, worse still, at any moment the monster might appear and carry her off
Thudding down the corridor, Peer Haps burst
apartment
tall High Humpus of Perhaps City
Humpus was also Chief Justice and attended to all state weddings
The Peer was determined
the Princess marry Petrix at once and settle this monster matter once and for always
Explaining this as he went along, he dragged the scandalized Justice
steps to fetch the groom
But Perix had disappeared and
every single young and single nobleman in Perhaps City
For though Peer Haps had run quickly,
daughter
arms, he
run quickly enough, and word
mysterious change
Princess had already spread over the city

"
bewitched," Perix had whispered
others in
panic and-feeling
bones that Peer Haps would insist upon marrying her anyway-the faint-hearted youth had hidden himself in
rain barrel
other young noblemen, equally alarmed, had run
darkest cellar
castle
Hopping on one foot and then
other, Peer Haps called