Oz 18: Grandpa in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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so_much of_the deadly nature of_this desert that he_wanted to_be as far above it as possible .So the little flock of crows and Invisi-Bill soared high into_the air and_they crossed the desert even faster than they had crossed the Nonestic Ocean, fear lending speed to_their wings .And when at last the lovely land of_the Winkies spread out below them, the old soldier gave acrow of delight ."Just keep on this_way and we'll be in_the Emerald City by noon time ! " exulted Grampa ."Forward for Ragbad and Oz ! "

"And flying is such fun," chuckled Urtha, circling close to_the old soldier ."I don't care how long I_am acrow .But, oh Mr Grampa, there's agun sticking through your feathers ."

"What ? " croaked the old soldier in alarm .

" I_feel heavy," spluttered Tatters suddenly, and looking at_the young Prince, Grampa saw that from_the waist down he_was Tatters and from_the waist up he still was crow .

"Down ! Everybody down ! Down as fast as_you_can fly," ordered the old soldier in apanic .He himself could feel his feathers turning to clothes and_his wings seemed too light to hold up his body .Half flying and half falling, half people and half crows, the little company shot downward, and it_is mighty lucky they started down when_they did .As it_was, they turned back to themselves and landed at one and_the same minute, and_the landing was so hard that, for amoment, no one spoke at all .The old soldier broke the silence .

"Why, there's Bill," cried Grampa, who was sitting calmly in_the middle of ayellow rose bush .He had grown somewhat used to falling about by_this_time ."How do_you feel, Bill ? " asked the old soldier, extracting several thorns from_his person .

"How do I look ? " asked the weather cock anxiously .

"Handsome as ever," said Grampa, eying him closely ."Being invisible hasn't hurt you at all, and how are the rest of_my old cronies ? "

"I'm all right," smiled Urtha, jumping up lightly .The little flower maiden was looking as beautiful as ever .

"So am I," said Tatters, "but I'd like to_know how we happened to_turn crow, and whether it's going to happen often . you_know, Grampa, it would_be mighty inconvenient to_be turning backwards and forwards any minute . I_am_sure it would_be very unpleasant ."

"Well, it helped us over acouple of bad places," mused the old soldier ."The mischief, boys ! I've lost my pipe ! " Grampa clapped one hand to_his pocket and_the other to_his chin .

"You dropped it when_you were acrow, Tatters reminded him .Grampa did_not answer, for out of_his pocket he had drawn the blue tobacco pouch of Vaga, the bandit . in_the excitement following Bill's disappearance all the tobacco had spilled out, but the pouch Grampa had thrust into his pocket just before he turned crow .Here, at any rate, it_was, and on_the flap this amazing sentence: " to_turn people to crows, smoke this tobacco .One puff will keep acompany of captives crows for_one hour, two puffs, two hours, three puffs for three hours, and so on .

" so_that's the reason there were so_many crows in_the blue forest ! " shouted Grampa indignantly ." so_that's why we turned to crows .It's three hours to_the minute," he puffed, pulling out his watch .

" what_are you talking about ? " asked Tatters crossly .

"Us," chuckled Grampa ."It was_the bandit's tobacco that did the trick ." Showing them the blue pouch, he explained how he had smoked the magic tobacco instead of_his own and how just three puffs had kept them crows for three hours ."A couple more puffs and we'd have_been all the way to_the Emerald City," sighed the old soldier regretfully ."How-some-ever, marching is more to my taste ."

"What about eating ? That's more to mine ." Tatters yawned-for flying had made him quite hungry .

"All right," agreed Grampa, and, unfastening his knapsack, he_took out one_of_the dried bear steaks and busied himself with making afire .Fortunately they had lost none of_their possessions by turning to crows- that_is nothing except Grampa's pipe .

"I love this country," said Urtha, sitting solemnly beside the old soldier ."I believe I like Oz better than_the wizard's garden ."

"It's the top of_the world," boasted Grampa, dropping the steak into his campaign frying pan .Tatters, meanwhile, had found apink plum tree and came back with_his cap full of plums, so_that he and Grampa had amost satisfying luncheon .Bill, as usual, was searching for_the fortune and, while they were eating, Urtha merrily skipped rope with along spray of honeysuckle .

"Cheer up, boy," said the old soldier, for_the Prince was looking rather thoughtful ."We're on_the right track now and only aday's march from_the capitol ."

"Storm coming ! Storm coming ! " shrilled the weather cock, dropping down suddenly beside the fire ."Wind ! Thunder and possible showers ! "

"Oh, g'wan ! " scoffed Grampa, gathering up his tin camp dishes ."You g'wan, Bill ."

"I don't want to_go on," said the weather cock stubbornly ."There's astorm coming, I tell you ." And sure enough, at_that minute, agreat gust of wind scattered the camp fire, blew off Grampa's hat and sent acloud of leaves scurrying over the meadows .Tatters reached for_his red umbrella, which_was never far from_his side and Urtha, her flowery skirts flying out like ribbons on aMay pole, came hurrying back .

"I've thought of something ! " screamed Bill .He had to scream to_make himself heard, for_the wind had risen to aperfect gale ." if_the King's head was lost in astorm, why wouldn't it be found in astorm ! "

"Snuff and nonsense ! " shouted the old soldier, picking up his hat and jamming it over his ears .Then, as_the first spatter of rain came pelting down, he dashed under the big red umbrella .Tatters had all he_could do to hold it steady and several_times the wind nearly jerked him into_the air .So Grampa seized the handle with both hands and Urtha, also, took hold .But it_was no use .The gale was too_much for_them and before_they had time to let go, the red umbrella whirled up like aballoon, carrying them all along .

"Here I come by_the name of Bill ! " shrieked the weather cock and, flinging himself aloft, he scrambled on top of_the King's umbrella .But even Bill's weight could_not bring it down .

"Why this, " laughed the little flower fairy, as_the umbrella soared up toward the clouds, " this_is better than flying ! "

"Better hold on," advised Grampa grimly, "there's nothing between_us and earth, but air ." The wind rose higher and higher, the rain swirled all around them and tossed them about like rag dolls .The three clung desperately to_the umbrella but in ten minutes they had risen above the storm area and were sailing straight toward agreat patch of pink skyland .About halfway over, the umbrella drifted slowly downward and Grampa and Tatters, rather uncertainly, stood up in_the pink clouds .

"Will we drop through ? " asked the Prince doubtfully, still keeping hold of_the umbrella .After afew steps they found it quite as secure as_the real earth .

"How soft it feels," murmured Urtha and, letting go of_the umbrella, she began skipping over the fluffy cloud meadows, posies springing up wherever she stepped, just as_they had on Isa Poso .And so fresh and beautiful did the little flower girl appear against the pink of_the clouds that Grampa and Tatters simply gasped and alittle sky shepherdess, who had_been resting on acloud bank, picked up her crook and came running over to touch Urtha .

" are_you afairy ? " asked the little shepherdess breathlessly .

" are_you aPrincess ? " demanded Bill, flut-tering down in front of_the little sky lady before Urtha had time to_speak at all .Bill never allowed anything to interfere with business .

"Oh, no ! " The cunning little lady swung her moon bonnet and fluffed out her skirts, which were all embroidered with stars ."Oh, no, I'm only ashepherdess ! " she answered modestly .

"Well, we're looking for ahead, aPrincess and afortune," rasped Bill impatiently .

"What do_you shepherd ? " asked the old soldier, pushing Bill hurriedly aside ."I didn't know there were any sheep in_the sky ."

"Not sheep," cried the little maiden, throwing back her head and laughing heartily, "not sheep, but stars ! I tend all the baby stars and keep them from falling out_of_the Milky Way," she finished, smiling shyly at Tatters .

" you_do," marvelled the Prince of Ragbad, "well, where are they now and what do_you call yourself ? "

"I never call myself, but the stars call me Maribella," answered the little shepherdess, with ademure bow ."They're asleep now . are_you really looking for aPrincess ? "

Tatters nodded and Urtha, slipping her arms around Maribella's waist, kissed her on both cheeks .

" i_wish you were the Princess," sighed Urtha, stepping back to look wistfully at_the little sky maiden .

"Why ? " asked Maribella curiously .

"Because you're the only_one we've seen who_is lovely enough to marry the Prince," said Urtha .Tatters looked mightily embarrassed at Urtha's speech and Grampa, drawing Maribella aside told her the whole story of_their adventures .

"Well," mused the little sky maiden as he finished, "there aren't any Princesses or for-tunes in_the sky, but there_are lots of heads here in_the clouds ."

" there_are ! " roared Grampa in astonishment .Maribella nodded .

"Didn't' you_know many earth people have their heads in_the clouds ? " she asked seriously ."Why there's awhole company of_them on_the other side of_this very hill ."

"Forward, march ! " cried the old soldier excitedly ."Urtha, Tatters, Bill, fall in with_you ! " So fall in they_did, and Maribella was right, for on_the other side of_the cloud hill were nearly ahundred heads, resting lightly on_the pink clouds .Some were smoking, some stared straight ahead and others were carrying on alively conversation between themselves .

"Father ! " screamed the Prince of Ragbad, for King Fumbo's head was almost the first they spied .Fumbo was talking quietly to_the head of an inventor of market baskets with legs and he turned in some surprise at Tatters' call .

"The head ! The head ! we_have found the head ! " crowed Bill exultantly, and burst into such ahurrah of cock-a-doodle-doos that several of_the smokers dropped their pipes and King Fumbo looked positively frightened .

"Your Majesty," said Grampa reproachfully, as Bill finally subsided, "how could you leave us like this ? We've been through earth, air, fire and water to_find you ."

"Well, I guess the jig's up," sighed Fumbo sorrowfully, "but it's been agreat treat, Grampa, getting off like this .How's everybody ? "

"Everybody was well enough when I left," said Grampa abit stiffly, for he couldn't help feeling that Fumbo could_have got home if he had wanted to ."Everybody's well enough, except your own body and_that looks mighty silly with_the doughnut they_have given it ."

"So they gave_me adough head ! Well, won't that_do ? " asked the King fretfully of_the old soldier .

"Oh, father, please come back," begged Tatters, falling on_his knees before_the King's head .

" you_must certainly resume your body," declared the old soldier sternly ."How did you get up here in_the first place ? "

"It was_the storm," began Fumbo, rolling his eyes from one to_the other ."My head never was on very tight, you_know ."

Grampa nodded dryly ."So it blew off," continued the King calmly, "and then I had on awing collar," Fumbo coughed apologetically, " and_the thing flew right well, so I flew till I_came to_this cloud and here I've been


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