Oz 18: Grandpa in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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.And so she had ! The little party on_the ice could plainly see that for themselves ." you_have my daughter's hand and_that is your half of_the Kingdom," shrieked the wretched old snow King, nearly bending double at his own joke .

"Half the Kingdom and_the Princess' hand ! " snorted the old soldier in afury ."I'll snap off his whiskers ! I'll pound him to snow flakes ! "

Gathering himself together, Grampa prepared to jump back to Isa Poso .But Tatters, flinging the hand of_the Princess as far as he_could, seized Grampa around the waist .And it_is well that he_did, for already there_was agreat stretch of tumbling waters between_the iceberg and_the island .

"He has no more honor than asword-fish ! " spluttered Grampa, breaking away from_the Prince ."I've never been so insulted in my life ! "

"Where is_the golden ship ? " demanded an indignant voice ."Where are the diamonds ? What have_you done with_the Princess ? "

Dropping with athud that sent ashower of ice splinters into_the air, the weather cock planted himself before Grampa .He had_been looking all over Isa Poso for Chin Chilly and had arrived just in_time to_see his friends sailing off on_the iceberg .

"Oh, Bill ! " cried Urtha, giving the iron bird an impulsive hug, " i_thought you were lost ! "

"Where is_the golden ship ? Where are the diamonds ? " insisted the weather cock, slipping out of Urtha's embrace .

"Oh, go crack yourself some icicles," mut-tered the old soldier crossly . he_did_not like to_be reminded of_his cheerful prophecy ."Go crack yourself some icicles, Bill, that's all the diamonds you'll get ."

"There isn't any ship-nor any diamonds-nor anything ! " said Tatters, wrapping the skin of_the old thread bear more tightly about him and staring drearily over the tossing waters of_the Nonestic Ocean .

"But you don't have to marry the Princess," Urtha reminded him softly, "and even if_this isn't agolden ship couldn't we dance and be happy ? "

"Well, if_we don't dance, we'll freeze," fumed Grampa, beginning to stamp up and down ."We'll freeze anyway," he predicted gloomily ."Look pleasant, my boy . we_might as_well freeze as attractively as possible .They'll carve us amonument on ablock of ice, no_doubt: 'Frozen in_the line of duty ! '

Tatters coughed plaintively and began to tramp sadly up and down after Grampa .

"Don't freeze," begged the little flower fairy, clasping her hands in distress and keeping step with_the down-hearted adventurers ."Why, where's that funny bottle ? " she asked suddenly .

"The medicine ! What have_you done with_the wizard's medicine ? " crowed the weather cock, flapping his wings .Now so_much had happened to_the old soldier since_the eruption that he had entirely forgotten Gorba's cure for everything .But at Urtha's words he snatched it out and, there, listed under colds, chills, frost bites and exposure, Grampa found aremedy for their troubles .

"You've saved our lives, my dear," sighed the old soldier, measuring out four drops for Tatters on aspoonful of snow .And everything was better after_that, for as_soon_as Grampa and_the Prince swallowed the marvelous mixture they began to tingle with warmth and even an iceberg could_not long be cheerless with alittle fairy like Urtha aboard .Everywhere she stepped gay posies blossomed and soon there were circles and circles of_them bobbing in_the bright sunshine .Urtha and Bill did_not feel the cold, and as Grampa and Tatters were now frost proof, their whole outlook changed .The huge iceberg was sliding along through_the choppy waves at high speed and_the sensation was not_only pleasant but highly exhilarating .

" which_way are we going ? " asked the old soldier, sitting down recklessly on acake of ice .

"East," announced the weather cock, after twirling around three times like atop .

"That's good," sighed Grampa, "for East of us lies Oz and_the nearer we come to Oz, the farther we get from Isa Poso ."

"I never want_to_see it again ! And if_that is asample of your Princesses, I'll be like you, Grampa, and never marry," said the Prince, taking aseat beside the old soldier ." i_think, myself, that if_we_can find my father's head, we'd better just go home anyway . we_could work hard in_the gingham gardens, raise bigger crops and-"

"And I'll help_you," smiled Urtha, drifting about over the ice like an old-fashioned bouquet and filling the frosty air with alovely fragrance .

"But the fortune," objected Bill, staring at_the Prince in horror ." we_have to_find the fortune ."

"That's right," agreed the old soldier, remem-bering Mrs Sew-and-Sew's words about refur-nishing the castle ."We mustn't give up yet, just because we've bumped into some odd and chilly places .Just wait- there_are lots of Princesses in Oz, and fortunes too ! "

"Well I prefer fairies," sighed Tatters, with asmile at Urtha .

"Look ! " cried the little flower girl delightedly ."Let's pretend this_is a' silver ship and there-" as aspray of crystal drops dashed over the side of_the iceberg-" there_are the diamonds ! Let's dance ! " She looked so coaxing and so cunning that Tatters sprang up impulsively and_the two went skipping, sliding and twirling all over the ice until they were dancing on aperfect carpet of flowers .

"Teach her the Ragbad quadrille," called Grampa ." if_we're going back with afortune, there'll be high old times in_the red castle and Urtha will want to_know the dances the same as_the other girls .Wait, I'll play it for_you .

Seizing his drum sticks, the old soldier broke into_the spirited measures of_the Ragbad quadrille and soon Tatters and Urtha were bowing and gliding, turning three times to_the left and four to_the right, pretending to_change partners with adozen imaginary courtiers-all troubles and dangers forgotten .

"This reminds me of old times," said Grampa, stopping at last from lack of breath ."And you'll never be awall-flower, my dear ! " chuckled the old soldier, wagging his finger at_the little fairy .

"Let's play scrum," proposed Tatters, who was perfectly breathless too .

"Oh let's ! " cried Urtha .So Grampa obligingly unfastened his game leg, and_the Prince and little flower girl were soon deep in_the mysteries of_the queer old game of scrum, Bill keeping score on_the ice and_the old soldier, with half closed eyes, thinking of_the good old days when he_was alad and ahero to all the pretty girls in Ragbad .

"First peaceful moment we've had since we left the old country," mused Grampa and, reaching down, he picked up his pipe and tobacco .Tatters had removed them from_the game leg before_they started to play .Absently Grampa filled his pipe from one_of_the pouches-the blue pouch he had taken from Vaga, the bandit .All this_time it had lain forgotten in Grampa's game leg .Without realizing that he had used the robber's tobacco, Grampa felt for amatch . at_the same moment Urtha and Tatters finished their fifth game of scrum and, closing up the game leg, they buckled it back in place .

"Now tell me all about Ragbad," begged Urtha, leaning against Grampa's knee .This Tatters was only too delighted to_do, for_the young Pnnce was heartily homesick and, as he_could_not be in Ragbad, talking about_it was_the next best thing .So he_told little Urtha all about his pigeons and_the Redsmith and Pudge's tower-where you_could_see clear out into Jinxland-and of_the fun he and Grampa had in_the old castle and of Mrs Sew-and-Sew's garden .The old soldier nodded from_time to_time and at last, taking up his pipe, he began to smoke . I_say began, for at_the third puff asimply astonishing thing happened .Bill vanished instanter [and you_know how quick that_is] .Tatters turned to agreat black crow, Urtha to acrow of vari-colored feathers, and Grampa, himself, to an old crow with agame leg .

"Help ! " cawed the old soldier, dropping the pipe from_his bill and beginning to hop wildly over the ice .

"Daisies and dahlias, I_can fly ! " twittered Urtha, circling aloft ."Come on Tatters and try it ! "

"He's acrow ! " shrieked Grampa ."I'm acrow, you're acrow ! What's happened and where's Bill ? "

"Here I_am," screamed afrightened voice .But though they stared and stared they_could see nothing at all-for Bill had turned to acock's crow, which of_course can only be heard and not seen .

"Poor Bill, there's nothing left but his crow," cawed Grampa .

"It's magic," gasped Tatters .

"It's that pesky wizard," added the old soldier, stamping his game foot and ruffling up all his feathers, for Grampa did_not realize he'd smoked Vaga's tobacco .

"But now that we're crows why_not fly ? " asked Urtha merrily .She did_not seem to mind her feathers at all ."Let's fly back to Oz ! "

"Why, so we_can ! " cried Tatters ."All the way over the Nonestic Ocean and sandy desert, straight to_the Emerald City itself .Someone's helping us, Grampa," finished the Prince of Ragbad, fluttering into_the air .

"Wish they'd mind their own business," croaked Grampa crossly ."Being acrow is no help to_me .But come on . we_might as_well fly while we_can .Bill, you lead the way and_see that you keep us pointed East and crow every few_minutes, will_you, so we_can hear where you_are .

"All right," agreed the weather cock readily, and they_could tell from_the flutter of_his iron wings that_the puzzled bird had gotten under way .

"Here I go by_the name of Bill ! " he crowed loudly .

"Invisi-Bill ! " chortled the old soldier, rising into_the air ."Come on crows ! "

Tatters quickly followed Grampa and after Tatters flew Urtha, higher and higher and higher, until the iceberg became only atiny speck, bobbing up and down in_the blue waters of_the Nonestic Ocean .

For atime the adventurers flew in silence, each_one pondering the strange events that had crowded upon them in_the_past few hours ."Invisi-Bill" continued to lead the way, Grampa, Prince Tatters and Urtha winging after him .

CHAPTER 14

On Monday Mountain

"GOOD SLEEP, how did you enjoy your morning ? " asked Percy Vere brightly .

"Pretty well," smiled Dorothy, sitting up with alittle yawn ."How did you enjoy your sleep ? "

" there_was arock in my bed," said the Forgetful Poet thoughtfully, "and then I got trying to_think of aword to rhyme with schnetzel ."

"How about pretzel ? " suggested Dorothy, smiling alittle to herself at_the Forgetful Poet's earnestness ."And what_is aschnetzel ? " Dorothy smiled sweetly .

"It's agreen mocking bird," explained Percy Vere, tossing back his hair, "and it does live on pretzels .My dear, you_have awonderful mind ."

"Woof ! " interrupted Toto .He had_been up for hours and wanted his breakfast .The three travellers had_been forced to_spend the night in_the deep forest to_which_the runaway had brought them .The Forgetful Poet had piled up asoft couch of boughs and leaves for Dorothy and Toto, but had flung himself carelessly under atree .However, it took more than ahard bed to dash Percy's spirits and, after running up and down afew paces to_get the stiffness out of_his bones, he began to sing at_the top of_his voice, filling in_the words he forgot with_such comical made-up ones that Dorothy could_not help laughing .

" i_think we_are going


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