Oz 18: Grandpa in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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at_the surprised expression on_the chief's face as_the old soldier continued to stamp and scold . and_the more Grampa scolded the more cheerful the bandit became .

"He reminds me of_my old father," he remarked in an admiring undertone to Skally .

"Does your old father know you're abandit ? " shouted Grampa sternly, "holding up honest adventurers and getting your living by breaking the law ? "

"Father always told me to_take things easy," replied the chief, popping one of Grampa's gum drops into his mouth ." 'Vaga,' he_said to_me over and over again, 'always take things easy, my boy,' and I_do," grinned the robber wickedly ."But business is mighty slow in_this forest lately .Kings and Princes are getting poorer and poorer every day .Look at him ! " He waved scornfully at Tatters ."Not worth ashoe button and_the whole week it_has_been the same story .All we got to-day was awizard, but he_was as false as his whiskers couldn't even change leaves to gold or sticks to precious stones .All he had with_him was abottle of patent medicine .Now medicine," yawned Vaga, touching with_his boot along green bottle that lay with aheap of rubbish near the fire, "is something I never take ."

"But i_thought wizards were_not allowed to practice magic in Oz," put in Tatters, surprised into speech by_the bandit's last statement ."It's against the law isn't it ? "

"So are bandits ! " roared Vaga ."But I'm here just the same, my boy, taking things easy, and when I've saved up enough I'm going to open an Inn and take things easier still ."

"Another way to rob honest travellers," groaned the old soldier, "but now, as_you've taken our four-pence and_our time, untie these bonds and we'll return to our camp .

"Let him tell his story," suggested Skally, "it might entertain us and_they certainly owe us something for all this trouble ."

"No, I've decided to_make outlaws of_them," announced Vaga calmly ."The old one is afine fighter and can_be afather to_me the young one would frighten anybody, as for_the cast iron bird it can_be melted up into bullets ."

"What shall we_do now ? " whispered Tatters, seizing Grampa's arm .The old soldier winked encouragingly .

"Not bad at all," he murmured aloud, as_if he were half pleased at_the idea of being abandit ."Plenty of fighting and it's as good away as any to_make afortune .Swear us in Mr Vagabandit, swear us in my son ! "

The bandit chief was surprised and overjoyed at Grampa's change of heart .He immediately ordered Skally to untie the captives .Each was given ablack mask and adagger and, having raised their hands and solemnly agreed to break every law in Oz, they were welcomed with cheers and shouts into_the outlaw band . after_the excitement had died down, they all gathered about_the fire and Grampa told them the history of Ragbad, how he had got his game leg and of_the nine hundred and eighty great battles he had fought in .The bandits listened attentively at first, but the old soldier's recital was so_long that presently one and then another of_the bandits fell asleep, and by_the_time Grampa had reached the nine hundredth battle the whole company lay sprawled about_the fire, snoring like good fellows instead of bad ones .Prince Tatters, his head on_the skin of_the old thread bear, was asleep too .

"More ways than one of winning abattle," chuckled the old soldier, smiling behind his whiskers .First, he recovered his watch, medals and_the four-pence .They were still on_the ground beside Vaga .Protruding from_the robber's pocket was arough blue pouch .Very carefully the old soldier drew it out ." this_will pay for_the shakings," said Grampa, stowing it away in_his game leg ."I'll sample the soundrel's tobacco when we're well out of_this ." As he straightened up the long, green bottle of patent medicine caught his eye ."I'll take this along too," he muttered, sticking it in_his pocket ."Maybe it_will help my rheumatism ."

The fire had died down and it_was so dark and forbidding in_the blue forest that Grampa decided to snatch afew hours' rest before making an escape .Stretching unconcernedly beside long-legged Skally he fell into adeep and peaceful slumber .And so_well trained was_this old campaigner that in two hours, exactly, he awoke .The sun had_not yet risen, but in_the dim gray light of early morning Grampa could make out the forms of_the sleeping bandits .Stepping softly, so as not to waken them, he touched Tatters on_the shoulder .The Prince started up in alarm, but when Grampa, with fingers to_his lips, motioned for him to_come he seized his red umbrella and tiptoed after him .

"Have I lived to_this age to_be an old father to abandit ? " puffed Grampa indignantly as_they hurried along .He shook his fist over his shoulder ."Farther and farther away is what I'll be ." Grampa laughed alittle at his joke ."But we_can't go without Bill," he muttered suddenly, as_they passed the rock under which the robbers had thrust the valiant weather cock .With some difficulty they lifted off the rock and, first whispering strict orders for silence, unwound Bill from_the various coats and cloaks .Then Tatters, fearing the creak of Bill's wings would arouse the bandits, stuck him under one arm .

"Wish I_knew where they kept their supplies," whispered the old soldier as_they pushed on through_the heavy underbrush and made their way around gnarled old trees ."My teeth need some exercise ."

"What adreadful lot of crows there_are in_this forest," mused the Prince, who had scarcely heard Grampa's last remark ."Why the trees are black with_them ! "

"Well, do_you expect me to eat crow ? " sniffed the old soldier, waving his sword to disperse aflock of_the birds that were circling around his head .

"No, but-" Tatters got no further, for at_that instant crows of an entirely different nature made them both leap into_the air .The sun had risen and as_the first rays penetrated into_the dim forest Bill flew out of Tatters' arms and, perching on alow branch, burst into such abrazen clamor of cock-a-doodle-doos that_the whole forest rang with it .

"Hush ! Halt ! Stop that alarm ! " gasped Grampa ."Now, you've done it ! "

"Oh, Bill, how could you ! " groaned the Prince .Snatching off the skin of_the thread bear, he flung it over the iron weather cock and seizing him unceremoniously began to run after Grampa .They had already put agoodly distance between themselves and_the bandits, but a few_minutes after Bill's crowing shots came echoing through_the wood and_the next instant they_could hear the outlaws crashing through_the brush .They sounded like aherd of elephants .

"We'll have to hide," panted the old soldier ."Here, crawl into_this hollow tree ." Without amoment's hesitation, Grampa dove into_the tree himself and Tatters, taking afirmer hold on Bill and_the red umbrella, followed .

" is_there room ? " gasped the Prince ."Grampa, are_you there ? " But Grampa was not there .Neither, for_that matter, was Tatters himself, for_his feet instead of resting on earth, rested on nothing .agreat wind whistled past his ears and blew his hair straight on end .

"The temperature's falling ! " The voice of_the weather cock came stuffily through_the bear skin .

"Everything's falling ! " gasped the Prince of Ragbad, hugging Bill and_the red umbrella close to_his chest ."Everything ! "

you_can easily understand what had happened . there_was no bottom to_the hollow tree .When Grampa, Prince Tatters and Bill crawled into_the hole, they simply disappeared .They dropped down down down !

CHAPTER 5

Down the Hollow Tree

NOW falling, when_you first start, is ahair-raising business, but after you_have fallen for amile and twenty minutes and nothing serious happens you grow rather used to_the feel of it . and_that's how it_was with Tatters .

"Bill," he shouted presently-he had to shout for_the rush of air carried away his words as fast as_they were spoken-"Bill, where do_you suppose we're falling to ? "

"South by West," crowed the weather cock promptly .The Prince would_have liked to_continue the conversation, but it took too_much breath, so he began planning how he_should land without breaking Grampa, for certainly Grampa was somewhere below .Rather sorrowfully he reflected that_they were falling farther away from_the Emerald City every_minute .He wondered where his father's head was, and what Mrs Sew-and-Sew would think if she could_see them tumbling down this hollow tree .Would it never grow lighter ? Would they never reach the bottom and what would happen when_they did ? Just as he_came to_this point in_his wonderings, Tatters dropped into aclump of pink bushes so hard that for several seconds he_could do nothing but gasp .

"Well," crowed Bill, beginning to flutter restlessly about in_the bear-skin, "are we here ? "

"Yes, thanks to_you .You're discharged ! " roared the old soldier, as Prince Tatters picked up himself and_his red umbrella .Grampa had_been less fortunate in_his landing .He sat in_the middle of acinder path, blinking rapidly, and as Bill scrambled out_of_the bear-skin and hopped after Tatters, he raised his gun threateningly .

"You're discharged without pay," repeated Grampa angrily ."What do_you_mean by crowing and betraying us to_the enemy ? "

"I couldn't help it," answered Bill in an injured tone ." it_is_the nature of acock to crow and I've helped the sun to rise ."

"And us to_fall," scolded Grampa ."Well, you're discharged ! " Rolling over with agroan, he drew the bottle of patent medicine from_his pocket .Fortunately it_was not broken, but it had made adreadful dent in Grampa .

"But wherever in Oz are we ? " exclaimed Prince Tatters, trying to_change the subject, for he_did_not intend to_have Bill sent off in_this hasty fashion .The old soldier pretended not to hear and continued to stare resentfully at_the bottle of medicine .On one side was pasted agreen label and Tatters looking over his shoulder read, with some surprise:

Sure cure for everything .Follow the directions on_the bottle .

Beneath in tiny printing was along list of ailments .Grampa ran his finger hastily down the list until he_came to breaks, sprains and bruises ."One spoonfull immediately after fall-ing," directed the bottle .Without aword, Grampa took atin spoon from_his knapsack, uncorked the bottle and swallowed the dose .

"Why, it's the wizard's medicine ! " cried Tatters, watching him anxiously, for no sooner was_the stuff down than abroad grin overspread Grampa's face ."Good thing I brought it along-works just like magic-never know I'd fallen," puffed Grampa, completely restored to good humor ."Better have some, boys ." The old soldier smiled at his companions .

Tatters, who was not hurt at all, shook his head and Bill, who had flown into_the air to examine the bottle, shook his wings .

"Well-good-bye ! " wheezed the weather cock hoarsely ."You don't need me to direct you now- you_can follow the directions on_the bottle .Here I go," he finished sulkily, "here I go by_the name of Bill ! "

"Don't go," begged Tatters, looking pleadingly at_the old soldier .Now Grampa, remem-bering the splendid way Bill had fallen upon_the bandits, had already relented, but he never apologized .

"Company fall in ! " he commanded gruffly, putting the wizard's medicine in_his pocket .Tatters winked at Bill and Bill, muttering something about having fallen in already, began to march down the cinder path .They had dropped into asmall park surrounded by ahedge that grew up as high as they_could see


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