Wizard of Oz the best way to recover Fumbo's head
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marching easier, the old soldier played
lively rat-tat upon his drum, and
passed
quiet Quadling villages many heads were popped out the windows
what all the racket was about
But soon these villages became farther and farther apart,
country more wild and unsettled and just
sun slipped down behind the tree-tops they came
edge of
deep blue forest

"A long march," puffed the old soldier, mopping his forehead, "but we're getting along, my lad, for
beginning
Munchkin country
"
"
it's safe ? " asked Prince Tatters, peering anxiously
gloomy forest

"Safe ! " cried Grampa scornfully
"Well
not
Fortunes are never found in safe places my boy
Shouldn't wonder if there were
bear behind every tree," he continued cheerfully
"Shouldn't wonder if there were
dragon or two lying in wait
Come on ! " Thrusting his drum sticks through his belt and waving his sword, the old soldier plunged recklessly
blue forest, shouting the national air of Ragbad
top
lungs

"Oh, hush," begged Prince Tatters, glancing uneasily from side to side and treading close upon Grampa's heels, "someone might hear you
Oh ! What's that ? " For with
shrill scream
great bird had risen
branches of
tree just ahead and flown squawking
air

"That's supper ! " chuckled the old soldier, and raising his gun
aim and fired
sharp crash
bullet struck home, then down fell
large reddish fowl

"Well ? " the fowl rasped sulkily, as Prince Tatters and Grampa ran forward, "what am I supposed
now ? I've never been shot before
"
"A bird that's shot
supposed
anything," said the old soldier severely

"Oh," sighed the bird, "that's easy ! " and putting down its head, it lay quietly on its side

"It's
rooster ! " exclaimed the Prince, touching it with one hand, "an iron rooster ! "
the bird sprang up indignantly

"
shoot me
, but I'll not lie here and let you call me names," it shrilled angrily
"Where are your eyes ? Can't
I'm
weather cock ? "
"
suppose I'd have wasted
good bullet on you if I had ?
an iron constitution but I don't eat cast iron birds," sniffed Grampa
"What
, flying
forest deceiving hungry travellers ? "
"I don't know what I mean," replied the weather cock calmly, "for I've only been alive since last night
What
yourself, pray ? Must everyone have
meaning like
riddle ? "
Grampa stroked his whiskers thoughtfully over this remark

"But how did you come
alive ? " asked the Prince, leaning
red umbrella and regarding the bird with deep interest-for even in Oz weather cocks usually stick
poles

"
storm," explained the cock, lifting one claw, "lightning, thunder, wind and rain
One minute
whirling around
top
barn and next minute
spinning through space
Then all at once
in contact with
live wire,
flash,
charged with
strange force and to my infinite amazement
that my wings would work
crow
So I crew and flew and flew and crew, till I fell exhausted
forest
"
"Humph ! " grunted Grampa
"A likely story
first place
no live wires in Oz and-"
"Oz ! " screeched the weather cock, "I didn't say Oz
on
barn near Chicago
storm broke
never heard of Chicago, you odd looking, old creature ? "
"Never," answered Grampa emphatically, "but wherever you started from, you're in Oz now and
get used
Come along, Tatters
There's nothing
gained by arguing, it only makes me hungry
"
"But tell me," the weather cock fluttered
air, "what am I
with my life ? "
"Keep it-
," chuckled the old soldier and started off
trees
But Tatters was loath to leave this singular bird

"Let him come
Grampa," coaxed the Prince
"He won't need anything to eat and he might
find the fortune
"
"Yes, do," crowed the weather cock
"
waken you
morning, tell you
the wind blows and fall
heads of your enemies
any enemies ? " the weather cock asked hopefully

"Not yet," murmured the Prince, looking ahead
shadows,-"but-"
"Shouldn't wonder if
make
good fighter," reflected Grampa, half closing his eyes
"Never saw
cock yet that wasn't game
agree to join this company, obey all commands and go
name of Bill ? "
"I'll go
name of Bill, but what name shall I come by," asked the weather cock, putting its head on one side

"The same, you iron idiot ! " shouted Grampa, who was
bit short tempered
"
agree ? "
"Yes," crowed the weather cock, putting up his claw solemnly

"Then forward fly," commanded the old soldier
And up
air with
rusty creak flung the weather cock and just beneath marched Granpa
Prince
progressed
ever darkening forest, Tatters told Bill
great storm in Ragbad, how
seeking his father's head
own fortune

"Your father lost his head
same storm
my life," wheezed the weather cock earnestly, "so
only fair that

"Hah !
helped by fair means or fowl ! " chuckled the old soldier,
his little joke~but
lost on Bill, who was already looking around
King's head
fortune
And though
not
what
fortune was,
confident that
find one
It had grown so dark by now that Grampa soon called
halt
Under
tall blue tree the little company made camp
Bill was most helpful in collecting wood and Prince Tatters put up the red umbrella,
so large
served them admirably for
tent

little beyond the rim
umbrella Grampa kindled
fire, and after
cozy supper of toasted sandwiches the old soldier unbuckled his leg and he and Prince Tatters settled down to
quiet game of scrum
Bill flew
top
blue tree to observe the wind
weather, and nothing
more peaceful
The stars twinkled merrily above, the fire crackled cheerily below and Tatters had just beaten Grampa two games to one, when
hundred little snaps
underbrush made them turn in alarm

"Great gum drops ! " gasped the old soldier, jumping
foot

Tatters snatched up the umbrella and, using it for
shield, began to back away, for
circle
firelight and completely surrounding the blue tree stood
company of bandits
They were tall and terrible, with great slouch hats and blue boots
Pistols and daggers
dozen bristled in their belts and nothing
fiercer than their whiskered faces and scowling brows

For
moment no one spoke
Grampa frowned angrily and Prince Tatters tried to look
not scared
As usual, Bill was calm

"
going to stop here and let them call you gum drops ? " sneered the leader, plucking
dagger
boot
one stride forward, then pitched
face and lay perfectly still-
weather cock, convinced
was an enemy, had fallen hard upon his head
The suddenness
blow surprised the outlaws and while they drew back in confusion Grampa leaned down, seized his wooden leg and buckling it on as he ran, joined Prince Tatters, who
had his back against the tree

"Go it Bill ! " shouted the old soldier, laying about
drum sticks

"Here I go
name of Bill ! " screeched the excited weather cock, rising
air again
"Here I come
name of Bill
Sucumb, you blue monster ! " And down went
second bandit
This enraged the others, and though Prince Tatters poked away valiantly
big umbrella, and Grampa knocked out three
outlaws
drum sticks and Bill fell
heads of two more, they were hopelessly outnumbered
In
minute more they were overpowered, bound with heavy ropes and dragged
forest
bandits' camp
Even the weather cock swung head down
belt of
robbers

CHAPTER 4
The Baffled Bandits
SO disappointed
cry," blubbered the robber chief, pulling out his red handkerchief
"Shake them again Skally, shake them hard ! " Before him
ground lay the few possessions of Grampa and Tatters-an old silver watch, the four-pence,
rusty pen knife and two copper medals
The chief had recovered
terrible blow
cast iron weather cock, but had
large black lump over one eye
Bill, who insisted on crowing in
dozen different keys,
muffled
bandit's cloak and put under
rock

"
you they were
poor lot," sniffed Skally, but nevertheless, he seized first Grampa and then Tatters and shook them violently
heels
This
easily do, being eight feet tall and exceedingly muscular
Two red gum drops rolled out of Grampa's pocket, but that was all

"
're not even frightened," complained the bandit in
grieved voice, as Skally set the two roughly on their feet

"Frightened ! " puffed Grampa indignantly
(
two terrible shakings he had only breath enough to puff
) "You didn't think
flock of bush-whacking bandits like
frighten an old soldier like me, and
young Prince like Tatters, did you ? "
"Prince ! " gasped the bandit, blinking at Tatters
smoke
wood fire, while the rest
outlaws began to slap their knees and roar with merriment

"Yes, Prince," shrilled Grampa, "and don't make faces at me, you ugly villain
"
"Well ! " roared the chief, after another long look at Tatters, "
Prince
mother, but he's
pain
eye
! "
"Then shut your eyes," advised Grampa promptly
"I'd
if I
tied up
In
fair fight I'd beat you any day
"
"We've taken everything
Shall we hang them or let them go ? " asked Skally in
bored voice

"No you haven't," screamed Grampa defiantly
"No you haven't
Take my picture you scoundrel ! Take my rheumatism ! Take my advice and clear out
forest before I report you
Princess of Oz
"
Even Prince Tatters, who really was frightened
fierce appearance
bandit, had to laugh
little
surprised expression