Oz 18: Grandpa in Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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from_the Wizard of Oz the best way to recover Fumbo's head .To make_the marching easier, the old soldier played alively rat-tat upon his drum, and as_they passed through_the quiet Quadling villages many heads were popped out the windows to_see what all the racket was about .But soon these villages became farther and farther apart, and_the country more wild and unsettled and just as_the sun slipped down behind the tree-tops they came to_the edge of adeep blue forest .

"A long march," puffed the old soldier, mopping his forehead, "but we're getting along, my lad, for this_is_the beginning of_the Munchkin country ."

" do_you_think it's safe ? " asked Prince Tatters, peering anxiously into_the gloomy forest .

"Safe ! " cried Grampa scornfully ."Well I_hope not .Fortunes are never found in safe places my boy .Shouldn't wonder if there were abear behind every tree," he continued cheerfully ."Shouldn't wonder if there were adragon or two lying in wait for_us .Come on ! " Thrusting his drum sticks through his belt and waving his sword, the old soldier plunged recklessly into_the blue forest, shouting the national air of Ragbad at_the top of_his lungs .

"Oh, hush," begged Prince Tatters, glancing uneasily from side to side and treading close upon Grampa's heels, "someone might hear you .Oh ! What's that ? " For with ashrill scream agreat bird had risen from_the branches of atree just ahead and flown squawking into_the air .

"That's supper ! " chuckled the old soldier, and raising his gun he_took aim and fired . there_was asharp crash as_the bullet struck home, then down fell alarge reddish fowl .

"Well ? " the fowl rasped sulkily, as Prince Tatters and Grampa ran forward, "what am I supposed to_do now ? I've never been shot before ."

"A bird that's shot is_not supposed to_do anything," said the old soldier severely .

"Oh," sighed the bird, "that's easy ! " and putting down its head, it lay quietly on its side .

"It's arooster ! " exclaimed the Prince, touching it with one hand, "an iron rooster ! " at_this the bird sprang up indignantly .

" you_may shoot me if_you_want, but I'll not lie here and let you call me names," it shrilled angrily ."Where are your eyes ? Can't you_see I'm aweather cock ? "

" do_you suppose I'd have wasted agood bullet on you if I had ? I_may_have an iron constitution but I don't eat cast iron birds," sniffed Grampa ."What do_you_mean, flying through_this forest deceiving hungry travellers ? "

"I don't know what I mean," replied the weather cock calmly, "for I've only been alive since last night .What do_you_mean yourself, pray ? Must everyone have ameaning like ariddle ? "

Grampa stroked his whiskers thoughtfully over this remark .

"But how did you come to_be alive ? " asked the Prince, leaning on_his red umbrella and regarding the bird with deep interest-for even in Oz weather cocks usually stick to_their poles .

" there_was astorm," explained the cock, lifting one claw, "lightning, thunder, wind and rain .One minute i_was whirling around on_the top of_my barn and next minute i_was spinning through space .Then all at once I_came in contact with alive wire, there_was aflash, i_was charged with astrange force and to my infinite amazement I_found that my wings would work and_that I_could crow .So I crew and flew and flew and crew, till I fell exhausted in_this forest ."

"Humph ! " grunted Grampa ."A likely story . in_the first place there_are no live wires in Oz and-"

"Oz ! " screeched the weather cock, "I didn't say Oz . i_was on abarn near Chicago when_the storm broke . have_you never heard of Chicago, you odd looking, old creature ? "

"Never," answered Grampa emphatically, "but wherever you started from, you're in Oz now and you_might as_well get used to_it .Come along, Tatters .There's nothing to_be gained by arguing, it only makes me hungry ."

"But tell me," the weather cock fluttered into_the air, "what am I to_do with my life ? "

"Keep it- if_you_can," chuckled the old soldier and started off between_the trees .But Tatters was loath to leave this singular bird .

"Let him come with_us Grampa," coaxed the Prince ."He won't need anything to eat and he might help_us find the fortune ."

"Yes, do," crowed the weather cock ." I_can waken you in_the morning, tell you which_way the wind blows and fall upon_the heads of your enemies . have_you any enemies ? " the weather cock asked hopefully .

"Not yet," murmured the Prince, looking ahead into_the shadows,-"but-"

"Shouldn't wonder if he_would make agood fighter," reflected Grampa, half closing his eyes ."Never saw acock yet that wasn't game . do_you agree to join this company, obey all commands and go by_the name of Bill ? "

"I'll go by_the name of Bill, but what name shall I come by," asked the weather cock, putting its head on one side .

"The same, you iron idiot ! " shouted Grampa, who was abit short tempered ." do_you agree ? "

"Yes," crowed the weather cock, putting up his claw solemnly .

"Then forward fly," commanded the old soldier .And up into_the air with arusty creak flung the weather cock and just beneath marched Granpa and_the Prince . as_they progressed through_the ever darkening forest, Tatters told Bill of_the great storm in Ragbad, how he_was seeking his father's head and_his own fortune .

"Your father lost his head in_the same storm I_found my life," wheezed the weather cock earnestly, "so it_is only fair that i_should help_you .

"Hah ! we_shall_be helped by fair means or fowl ! " chuckled the old soldier, who_would_have his little joke~but it_was lost on Bill, who was already looking around for_the King's head and_the fortune .And though he_was not quite_sure what afortune was, he_felt confident that he_should find one .It had grown so dark by now that Grampa soon called ahalt .Under atall blue tree the little company made camp .Bill was most helpful in collecting wood and Prince Tatters put up the red umbrella, which_was so large that_it served them admirably for atent .alittle beyond the rim of_the umbrella Grampa kindled afire, and after acozy supper of toasted sandwiches the old soldier unbuckled his leg and he and Prince Tatters settled down to aquiet game of scrum .Bill flew to_the top of_the blue tree to observe the wind and_the weather, and nothing could_have_been more peaceful .The stars twinkled merrily above, the fire crackled cheerily below and Tatters had just beaten Grampa two games to one, when ahundred little snaps in_the underbrush made them turn in alarm .

"Great gum drops ! " gasped the old soldier, jumping to_his foot .

Tatters snatched up the umbrella and, using it for ashield, began to back away, for in_the circle of_the firelight and completely surrounding the blue tree stood acompany of bandits .They were tall and terrible, with great slouch hats and blue boots .Pistols and daggers by_the dozen bristled in their belts and nothing could_have_been fiercer than their whiskered faces and scowling brows .

For amoment no one spoke .Grampa frowned angrily and Prince Tatters tried to look as_if he_was not scared .As usual, Bill was calm .

" are_you going to stop here and let them call you gum drops ? " sneered the leader, plucking adagger from_his boot . he_took one stride forward, then pitched on_his face and lay perfectly still- for_the weather cock, convinced that_this was an enemy, had fallen hard upon his head .The suddenness of_the blow surprised the outlaws and while they drew back in confusion Grampa leaned down, seized his wooden leg and buckling it on as he ran, joined Prince Tatters, who by_this_time had his back against the tree .

"Go it Bill ! " shouted the old soldier, laying about with_his drum sticks .

"Here I go by_the name of Bill ! " screeched the excited weather cock, rising into_the air again ."Here I come by_the name of Bill .Sucumb, you blue monster ! " And down went asecond bandit .This enraged the others, and though Prince Tatters poked away valiantly with_the big umbrella, and Grampa knocked out three of_the outlaws with_his drum sticks and Bill fell upon_the heads of two more, they were hopelessly outnumbered .In aminute more they were overpowered, bound with heavy ropes and dragged through_the forest to_the bandits' camp .Even the weather cock swung head down from_the belt of one_of_the robbers .

CHAPTER 4

The Baffled Bandits

SO disappointed I_could cry," blubbered the robber chief, pulling out his red handkerchief ."Shake them again Skally, shake them hard ! " Before him on_the ground lay the few possessions of Grampa and Tatters-an old silver watch, the four-pence, arusty pen knife and two copper medals .The chief had recovered from_the terrible blow of_the cast iron weather cock, but had alarge black lump over one eye .Bill, who insisted on crowing in adozen different keys, had_been muffled in_the bandit's cloak and put under arock .

" i_told you they were apoor lot," sniffed Skally, but nevertheless, he seized first Grampa and then Tatters and shook them violently by_the heels .This he_could easily do, being eight feet tall and exceedingly muscular .Two red gum drops rolled out of Grampa's pocket, but that was all .

" and_they're not even frightened," complained the bandit in agrieved voice, as Skally set the two roughly on their feet .

"Frightened ! " puffed Grampa indignantly .( after_the two terrible shakings he had only breath enough to puff .) "You didn't think aflock of bush-whacking bandits like you_could frighten an old soldier like me, and ayoung Prince like Tatters, did you ? "

"Prince ! " gasped the bandit, blinking at Tatters through_the smoke of_the wood fire, while the rest of_the outlaws began to slap their knees and roar with merriment .

"Yes, Prince," shrilled Grampa, "and don't make faces at me, you ugly villain ."

"Well ! " roared the chief, after another long look at Tatters, " he_may_be aPrince to_his mother, but he's apain in_the eye to_me ! "

"Then shut your eyes," advised Grampa promptly ."I'd do_it for_you if I were_not tied up .In afair fight I'd beat you any day ."

"We've taken everything they_have .Shall we hang them or let them go ? " asked Skally in abored voice .

"No you haven't," screamed Grampa defiantly ."No you haven't .Take my picture you scoundrel ! Take my rheumatism ! Take my advice and clear out of_this forest before I report you to_the Princess of Oz ."

Even Prince Tatters, who really was frightened at_the fierce appearance of_the bandit, had to laugh alittle at_the surprised expression


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