Oz 21: The Gnome King of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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he_can fight, he_can sing, he_can sweep out the castle, but Hokus likes best To bag abig giant, or go on aquest, And in Oz an adventure is happening each minute And whenever one happens, he's sure to_be in_it ! "

"Well, he's not in this_one," thought Peter almost as interested in Scrap's song as_the Inn Keeper .As Daddy Linn was now bowing and smiling and motioning for_them to_come up, they started quite cheerfully up the steps .But no sooner had they set foot upon_the first one than_the whole flight danced off . you_see, they were dance steps, all the steps in Tune Town are, but after dancing three polkas and athree-step, they waltzed back to_the porch and somewhat dizzily the travellers jumped off .

"Let's run away, let's run away, I_can't keep dancing here all day,"

puffed Ozwold, proud to have_made up asong at last .

"Eeney meeney miney mo, first you eat and then you go," answered Scraps .Peter and Grumpy quite agreed with her and, shuffling their feet in_time to_the music, they waited impatiently for_the Inn Keeper to reappear .When he_did come out he had four leather music rolls on atray and handed them around as if_they were the most delicious morsels imaginable .

"Fie ! Fie ! have_you no pie ! " sang Scraps, while Peter and Grumpy shook their heads in disappointment

Ozwold pecked savagely at one_of_the rolls, but even he_could_not eat leather ."Pie ? I_have agrand piana, How would that suit, Miss Diana ? "

The Inn Keeper looked inquiringly at_the Patchwork Girl and, when she shook her head, danced crossly into_the inn and slammed the door ."No wonder they call this aViol Inn, No dinner at all, just adreadful din ! " mumbled Scraps, who hated to_have Peter disappointed .Peter, with asigh, jumped over the flighty dance steps, picked up the oztrich egg and, with Grumpy shuffling disconsolately after, started back toward the main street .

"Very awk-when one can't talk," wheezed the oztrich, rolling its eyes sadly at Peter ."Never mind, away I'll find, Tunester, will_you be so kind-"

Touching aTunester on_the sleeve, Scraps trilled earnestly: "Mister, will_you show us how To leave this town ? We're going now ." to_get out of Tune, get out of Tune ! You'll find yourselves out, pretty soon, chuckled the singer, waltzing away unconcernedly .

"What do_you suppose he means by_that ? " exclaimed Peter, forgetting that he_was breaking the law again .No sooner had he spoken than_the music and dancing stopped and this_time the whole band rushed toward him with instruments threateningly upraised .

"Scream ! " puffed the Patchwork Girl, struck by asudden idea ."Altogether now, Ah ! " Not knowing what else to_do, Peter, Grumpy and_the Oztrich screamed "Ah" as loudly as they_could, Scraps joining in with awill .As each_one screamed in adifferent key, the result was aperfectly dreadful discord .Covering their ears and dropping their horns and drums, the members of_the band, Jazzma and her Tunesters fled in every direction . before_the last echoes of_that "Ah ! " had died away, the four offenders found themselves out of Tune indeed, though how they had gotten over the wall not one_of_them could_have told you .

"Did we blow over ? " asked Peter, looking down anxiously at_the oztrich egg to_see if_it_was broken .

"No," giggled Scraps, throwing akiss in_the direction of_the wall, "we sang out of tune, Peter, and here we_are out of Tune .Which road shall we take, boys ? " There were three roads leading away from Tune Town and after quite adebate they chose the center one .

" I_hope we_find something to eat soon, sighed Peter, as Ozwold started briskly down the road ."I'm hungry as abear ! "

"Not as_this bear," growled Grumpy, patting his middle sorrowfully .

CHAPTER 14

Ozwold and_his Friends Rush On

THAT was afine place for_you, Scraps," chuckled Peter as_the oztrich thudded good humoredly along the sunny road ."You'd rather sing than talk anyway .But singing and dancing all your life, whew ! How would you play base ball to music, I wonder .Imagine singing out signals and trying to_make ahome run to awaltz ."

"The dinners were the saddest," sighed Grumpy, licking his chops hungrily ."Do you_see any biscuit bushes or carrot trees around here ? "

"There's some kind of atree in_that field," answered Peter, but the fruit is up so high we couldn't reach it, anyway .

" I_could," grunted the little bear eagerly ."Let's stop and try ." The oztrich had spied some especially appetizing rocks by_the roadside and was quite willing to stop .So Peter placed his egg child beside him and, while they ran off to investigate the fruit tree, Ozwold lunched quite contentedly on acouple of cobblestones .The tree was about as tall as acocoanut palm and clustered at_the top were large green fruits about_the size of watermelons .

Requiring no luncheon, Scraps danced off to amuse herself and, as Peter and Grumpy blinked hungrily upward, two of_the melons detached themselves from_the branch of_the tree and came sailing gracefully downward .

"Why, they've umbrellas over them," gasped Peter .

" of_course," said the little bear calmly ." have_you never seen an umbrella melon ? " Peter never had and said so quite frankly .

"Well," explained Grumpy, placing himself in_a_position to catch the larger of_the two ." if_they didn't have these umbrella attachments they'd smash to pieces when_they fell . as_it_is, when_the fruit is ripe the umbrella leaves open and float them safely down .Ah-hh ! " Holding out both arms, Grumpy neatly caught his melon and, hugging it blissfully, sat down to enjoy his first meal since leaving Patch .Peter had to chase his luncheon all around the field, for_the breeze was brisk and_the umbrella attachment larger than_the melon itself .But finally he_did manage to overtake it and bringing the melon back, settled down beside Grumpy .Cutting off the umbrella leaves with_his pen knife, Peter split the melon in two . it_was something like acantaloupe, only much larger and much sweeter and to_the tired, hungry, dusty little traveller, it tasted perfectly delicious .But, hungry as he_was, half the melon was all he_could eat and he looked in admiring astonishment as Grumpy burrowed his nose deeper and deeper into his .The entire center was gone and he_was nibbling at_the rind when Scraps came hurrying back across the field .

" are_you boys going to eat all day ? Glad I don't waste my_time that way ! "

"You don't know what you miss, Miss ." Licking his nose, Grumpy grinned up at_the Patchwork Girl, but Scraps, sticking out her tongue, merely turned acartwheel, jumped over afence, and landed neatly on_the back of Ozwold .Peter and Grumpy were_not slow to_follow, for they were all anxious to reach the capital before nightfall .

"Is my child safe ? " mumbled Ozwold as_well as he_could with_the two cobblestones still sticking in_his throat ."Whatever you_do, don't drop my child . he_is my wife's favorite egg . I_do hope he doesn't hatch out before we reach the Emerald City ! "

"So do I," breathed Peter, looking quite nervously at_the huge egg in_his lap ." have_you ever been in_the Emerald City ? " he asked politely .

"No," answered the oztrich slowly ." have_you ? " Peter shook his head and as Ozwold jogged along the lane, Scraps told him all about_the capital of Oz and_the delightful people who live there, ending up with_the story of Ruggedo's escape and_his wicked plan to steal all the Oz magic and make himself ruler of_the realm .

"Ruler of Oz ! " screamed the oztrich, stopping in consternation ."Great grandmothers, why didn't you tell me this before ? Why, if_that old gnome has aflying cloak, he's probably reached the Emerald City and captured everybody by_this_time .agnome on_the throne of Oz, how perfectly impos ! Ruggedo ruler of Oz, how simply ridick ! " At each word Ozwold grew more indignant, and finally, with ascreech like an engine whistle, he hurled himself forward, running along at such speed that trees, fences, farms and hills whirled by in ablur of dust and Peter and_the others had all they_could do to_keep their places .Hugging the oztrich egg with one arm and Scraps with_the other, Peter blinked and bounced and tried to catch aglimpse of_the country they were passing or the country they were coming to .But between_the speed and_the dust, he could_see nothing .

"If he's just going in_the right direction," thought the little boy, closing his eyes and gritting his teeth to_keep them from chattering, "we'll get there in no time .If he isn't-"

"Whoa ! Whoa ! " roared Grumpy, as long as he had breath enough to roar .Even Scraps tried to_check the mad plunge of_their excited steed .But finally they all stopped shouting and devoted all their energies to hanging on .Peter rather expected they_would run into something and so was not greatly surprised to_find himself sitting in_the middle of_the road .Scraps sprawled beside him and Grumpy, rubbing his head, limped crossly out of aditch .Ozwold himself was leaning up against atree with both eyes closed, while across the roadway lay an extremely upset and odd looking traveller .

" i_told you to whoa," growled Grumpy, shaking his paw angrily ."Now see what you've done ! "

"Never say whoa to an oztrich," muttered the green bird, opening one eye ."Say whum ! "

"But we've run over somebody," exclaimed Peter .

"Is my child broken ? " asked the oztrich, opening the other eye and peering wildly in every direction .Fortunately the egg had fallen on aheap of soft sand and while Ozwold hurried over to assure himself it_was not cracked, Scraps and Peter ran to help the stranger ." are_you broken, stunned or killed, Wrecked or sprained or simply spilled ? " quavered the Patchwork Girl, leaning over him .

"It's all right," sighed the stranger, sitting up slowly ."I'm used to being slammed .Just so my back's not broken, I don't care ! "

"Why, it's abook ! " burst out Peter, coming closer to_make sure .

"Not abook, abookman ! " corrected the traveller, rising with Scrap's help to_his feet ."Books are old fashioned, but abookman is right up_to_date .I don't wait to_be advertised, I speak for_myself, I don't lie around waiting to_be read, I run after people and make them read me . I_can carry myself and turn over anew leaf every day in_the year .I'm very interesting ! " finished the bookman, with awide smile at Peter .Peter smiled back and how could he help it ? Above his big book body the fellow had around jolly face with floppy dog ears .His legs and arms were quite thin and he_was about as tall as Scraps .

" are_you sure you're not hurt ? " asked the little boy, as_the bookman began to run briskly up and down thumping the covers of_his book body to knock out the dust .

" what_are you about ? " asked Grumpy, looking curiously at_the traveller and still rubbing his head with_his paw ." have_you any animal tales ? "

"Or verse ? " cried the Patchwork Girl eagerly ."Or baseball stories ? " questioned Peter, coming closer and closer .In their interest they had almost forgotten the oztrich .

"I've all kinds of stories," boasted the bookman and, unclasping his middle, spread wide the pages of_his book ."Which will you_have first ? "

"A bear story," said Grumpy, sitting down on_his haunches and waving both paws ."Bear stories are the most exciting ! "

"No, averse, shrilled the Patchwork Girl quickly .Peter was about to_call for abaseball story when he suddenly remembered his man-ners .

"Ladies first," said Peter, looking reprovingly at_the little bear ."Just show us one of your verses, he remarked carelessly .

"Funny or sad ? " asked the bookman, running his finger down his table of contents .

"Funny, of_course," chuckled Scraps, tossing her head impatiently .Turning his pages rapidly the bookman stepped off afew paces and, leaning forward, the three travellers read: "Do fishes use the liquid tones The world so highly praises ? Could they speak dryly, and do bees Converse in honeyed phrases ? "

"Ho ! Ho ! " laughed Peter merrily, " if_they do they'd soon get stuck .That's agood one almost as good as_your verses, Scraps ."

"There's amuch funnier one on page seventy-six," said the bookman gaily ."Wait ! "

"What for ? " Coming up behind them, Ozwold looked severely at their new friend ."


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