fight,
sing,
sweep out the castle, but Hokus likes best To bag
big giant, or go on
quest, And in Oz an adventure is happening each minute And whenever one happens, he's sure
! " "Well, he's not in
," thought Peter almost as interested in Scrap's song
Inn Keeper
As Daddy Linn was now bowing and smiling and motioning
up, they started quite cheerfully up the steps
But no sooner had they set foot
first one
whole flight danced off
, they were dance steps, all the steps in Tune Town are, but after dancing three polkas and
three-step, they waltzed back
porch and somewhat dizzily the travellers jumped off

"Let's run away, let's run away,
't keep dancing here all day,"
puffed Ozwold, proud to
up
song at last

"Eeney meeney miney mo, first you eat and then you go," answered Scraps
Peter and Grumpy quite agreed with her and, shuffling their feet
music, they waited impatiently
Inn Keeper to reappear
When
come out he had four leather music rolls on
tray and handed them around as
were the most delicious morsels imaginable

"Fie ! Fie !
no pie ! " sang Scraps, while Peter and Grumpy shook their heads in disappointment
Ozwold pecked savagely at
rolls, but even
eat leather
"Pie ?
grand piana, How would that suit, Miss Diana ? "
The Inn Keeper looked inquiringly
Patchwork Girl and, when she shook her head, danced crossly
inn and slammed the door
"No wonder they call this
Viol Inn, No dinner at all, just
dreadful din ! " mumbled Scraps, who hated
Peter disappointed
Peter, with
sigh, jumped over the flighty dance steps, picked up the oztrich egg and, with Grumpy shuffling disconsolately after, started back toward the main street

"Very awk-when one can't talk," wheezed the oztrich, rolling its eyes sadly at Peter
"Never mind,
way I'll find, Tunester,
be so kind-"
Touching
Tunester
sleeve, Scraps trilled earnestly: "Mister,
show us how To leave this town ? We're going now
"
out of Tune, get out of Tune ! You'll find yourselves out, pretty soon, chuckled the singer, waltzing away unconcernedly

"What
suppose he means
? " exclaimed Peter, forgetting that
breaking the law again
No sooner had he spoken
music and dancing stopped and
the whole band rushed toward him with instruments threateningly upraised

"Scream ! " puffed the Patchwork Girl, struck by
sudden idea
"Altogether now, Ah ! " Not knowing what else
, Peter, Grumpy
Oztrich screamed "Ah" as loudly as
, Scraps joining in with
will
As
screamed in
different key, the result was
perfectly dreadful discord
Covering their ears and dropping their horns and drums, the members
band, Jazzma and her Tunesters fled in every direction
last echoes
"Ah ! " had died away, the four offenders found themselves out of Tune indeed, though how they had gotten over the wall not
told you

"Did we blow over ? " asked Peter, looking down anxiously
oztrich egg
broken

"No," giggled Scraps, throwing
kiss
direction
wall, "we sang out of tune, Peter, and here
out of Tune
Which road shall we take, boys ? " There were three roads leading away from Tune Town and after quite
debate they chose the center one

"
something to eat soon, sighed Peter, as Ozwold started briskly down the road
"I'm hungry as
bear ! "
"Not
bear," growled Grumpy, patting his middle sorrowfully

CHAPTER 14
Ozwold
Friends Rush On
THAT was
fine place
, Scraps," chuckled Peter
oztrich thudded good humoredly along the sunny road
"You'd rather sing than talk anyway
But singing and dancing all your life, whew ! How would you play base ball to music, I wonder
Imagine singing out signals and trying
home run to
waltz
"
"The dinners were the saddest," sighed Grumpy, licking his chops hungrily
"Do
any biscuit bushes or carrot trees around here ? "
"There's some kind of
tree
field," answered Peter, but the fruit is up so high we couldn't reach it, anyway

"
," grunted the little bear eagerly
"Let's stop and try
" The oztrich had spied some especially appetizing rocks
roadside and was quite willing to stop
So Peter placed his egg child beside him and, while they ran off to investigate the fruit tree, Ozwold lunched quite contentedly on
couple of cobblestones
The tree was about as tall as
cocoanut palm and clustered
top were large green fruits
size of watermelons

Requiring no luncheon, Scraps danced off to amuse herself and, as Peter and Grumpy blinked hungrily upward, two
melons detached themselves
branch
tree and came sailing gracefully downward

"Why, they've umbrellas over them," gasped Peter

"
," said the little bear calmly
"
never seen an umbrella melon ? " Peter never had and said so quite frankly

"Well," explained Grumpy, placing himself
to catch the larger
two
"
didn't have these umbrella attachments they'd smash to pieces
fell
,
fruit is ripe the umbrella leaves open and float them safely down
Ah-hh ! " Holding out both arms, Grumpy neatly caught his melon and, hugging it blissfully, sat down to enjoy his first meal since leaving Patch
Peter had to chase his luncheon all around the field,
breeze was brisk
umbrella attachment larger
melon itself
But finally
manage to overtake it and bringing the melon back, settled down beside Grumpy
Cutting off the umbrella leaves
pen knife, Peter split the melon in two
something like
cantaloupe, only much larger and much sweeter and
tired, hungry, dusty little traveller, it tasted perfectly delicious
But, hungry as
, half the melon was all
eat and he looked in admiring astonishment as Grumpy burrowed his nose deeper and deeper into his
The entire center was gone and
nibbling
rind when Scraps came hurrying back across the field

"
boys going to eat all day ? Glad I don't waste
that way ! "
"You don't know what you miss, Miss
" Licking his nose, Grumpy grinned up
Patchwork Girl, but Scraps, sticking out her tongue, merely turned
cartwheel, jumped over
fence, and landed neatly
back of Ozwold
Peter and Grumpy
slow
, for they were all anxious to reach the capital before nightfall

"Is my child safe ? " mumbled Ozwold
as
two cobblestones still sticking
throat
"Whatever
, don't drop my child
my wife's favorite egg
hope he doesn't hatch out before we reach the Emerald City ! "
"So do I," breathed Peter, looking quite nervously
huge egg
lap
"
ever been
Emerald City ? " he asked politely

"No," answered the oztrich slowly
"
? " Peter shook his head and as Ozwold jogged along the lane, Scraps told him all
capital of Oz
delightful people who live there, ending up
story of Ruggedo's escape
wicked plan to steal all the Oz magic and make himself ruler
realm

"Ruler of Oz ! " screamed the oztrich, stopping in consternation
"Great grandmothers, why didn't you tell me this before ? Why,
old gnome has
flying cloak, he's probably reached the Emerald City and captured everybody

gnome
throne of Oz, how perfectly impos ! Ruggedo ruler of Oz, how simply ridick ! " At each word Ozwold grew more indignant, and finally, with
screech like an engine whistle, he hurled himself forward, running along at such speed that trees, fences, farms and hills whirled by in
blur of dust and Peter
others had all
do
their places
Hugging the oztrich egg with one arm and Scraps
other, Peter blinked and bounced and tried to catch
glimpse
country they were passing or the country they were coming to
But
speed
dust, he
nothing

"If he's just going
right direction," thought the little boy, closing his eyes and gritting his teeth
them from chattering, "we'll get there in no time
If he isn't-"
"Whoa ! Whoa ! " roared Grumpy, as long as he had breath enough to roar
Even Scraps tried
the mad plunge
excited steed
But finally they all stopped shouting and devoted all their energies to hanging on
Peter rather expected
run into something and so was not greatly surprised
himself sitting
middle
road
Scraps sprawled beside him and Grumpy, rubbing his head, limped crossly out of
ditch
Ozwold himself was leaning up against
tree with both eyes closed, while across the roadway lay an extremely upset and odd looking traveller

"
you to whoa," growled Grumpy, shaking his paw angrily
"Now see what you've done ! "
"Never say whoa to an oztrich," muttered the green bird, opening one eye
"Say whum ! "
"But we've run over somebody," exclaimed Peter

"Is my child broken ? " asked the oztrich, opening the other eye and peering wildly in every direction
Fortunately the egg had fallen on
heap of soft sand and while Ozwold hurried over to assure himself
not cracked, Scraps and Peter ran to help the stranger
"
broken, stunned or killed, Wrecked or sprained or simply spilled ? " quavered the Patchwork Girl, leaning over him

"It's all right," sighed the stranger, sitting up slowly
"I'm used to being slammed
Just so my back's not broken, I don't care ! "
"Why, it's
book ! " burst out Peter, coming closer
sure

"Not
book,
bookman ! " corrected the traveller, rising with Scrap's help
feet
"Books are old fashioned, but
bookman is right
I don't wait
advertised, I speak
, I don't lie around waiting
read, I run after people and make them read me
carry myself and turn over
new leaf every day
year
I'm very interesting ! " finished the bookman, with
wide smile at Peter
Peter smiled back and how could he help it ? Above his big book body the fellow had
round jolly face with floppy dog ears
His legs and arms were quite thin and
about as tall as Scraps

"
sure you're not hurt ? " asked the little boy,
bookman began to run briskly up and down thumping the covers
book body to knock out the dust

"
you about ? " asked Grumpy, looking curiously
traveller and still rubbing his head
paw
"
any animal tales ? "
"Or verse ? " cried the Patchwork Girl eagerly
"Or baseball stories ? " questioned Peter, coming closer and closer
In their interest they had almost forgotten the oztrich

"I've all kinds of stories," boasted the bookman and, unclasping his middle, spread wide the pages
book
"Which will
first ? "
"A bear story," said Grumpy, sitting down
haunches and waving both paws
"Bear stories are the most exciting ! "
"No,
verse, shrilled the Patchwork Girl quickly
Peter was about
for
baseball story when he suddenly remembered his man-ners

"Ladies first," said Peter, looking reprovingly
little bear
"Just show us one of your verses, he remarked carelessly

"Funny or sad ? " asked the bookman, running his finger down his table of contents

"Funny,
," chuckled Scraps, tossing her head impatiently
Turning his pages rapidly the bookman stepped off
few paces and, leaning forward, the three travellers read: "Do fishes use the liquid tones The world so highly praises ? Could they speak dryly, and do bees Converse in honeyed phrases ? "
"Ho ! Ho ! " laughed Peter merrily, "
do they'd soon get stuck
That's
good one almost as good
verses, Scraps
"
"There's
much funnier one on page seventy-six," said the bookman gaily
"Wait ! "
"What for ? " Coming up behind them, Ozwold looked severely at their new friend
"