railing by
long cord, so Scrapper seized the pencil and wrote hastily, "Take us
Kingdom of Patch
" The foot-path jiggled so frightfully while he wrote 'tis
wonder it could understand the directions as all, but as he let the pencil drop, it turned sharply in its tracks and started racing
opposite direction, tripping and stumbling in its eagerness
ahead
they reached the Quilty Kingdom, the three travel-lers were so shaken up and down they tumbled off the path in
perfect heap of exhaustion
Even Scraps, in her imprisoning bag, had nothing at all
Not satisfied with shaking them nearly to bits, the foot-path gave Piecer
playful kick with its forty-ninth foot and then, jumping over
green cotton patch, gaily took its departure
Now,
morning, the Patch-workers
anxiously awaiting the return
ministers and,
two exhausted sovereign seekers rolled
gates,
great crowd of Quilties came hurrying to meet them

"What
bagged ?
our ruler ? Show us the Imperial Potentate," they cried, clattering their shears and shaking their sewing boxes
Seeing that nothing would satisfy them but an immediate sight
Queen, Scrapper scrambled wearily
feet and began fumbling
strings
bag

"Will your Imperial Highness deign to step out ? " suggested Scrapper, sticking his head cautiously
bag

"Out ! " shrilled Scraps, and bouncing up like
Jill
box, gave Scrapper
resounding smack
ear
"You villain ragman Take me back
How dare you hurl Me in
sack ? " she cried furiously and, whirling upon Piecer, boxed his ears as soundly as she had boxed Scrapper's
the delight
Quilties knew no bounds
They began to cheer and stamp with approval

"What
fine temper ! What
marvelous beauty ! She's the Queen
" And raising their shears they shouted altogether, "Hurrah
Queen
Quilties ! "
"Try to act like
Queen, can't you ? " puffed Scrapper, seizing the agitated Patchwork Girl
arm

"You're making
great hit ! " whispered Piecer persuasively
"
, maiden, so
announce it to your subjects
"
Scraps had recovered enough to look around and what she saw interested her greatly
The gaudy Quilty Kingdom, with its gay cotton patches, the Quilties themselves, in their oddly patched clothes, seemed as beautiful to Scraps as she seemed

"What
? Am I
Queen ? " she demanded, rolling her suspender button eyes from side to side
The Prime Ministers of Patch nodded and,
, two Quilties, with
huge patchwork arm chair on wheels, pushed their way
crowd

"Quick, now,
," begged Piecer
When Scraps, in an excited whisper, imparted the information, he cried in
loud voice: "Hats off to Her Patchesty ! Three cheers for Queen Scraps of Patch ! "
The cheers were given with
will and, as Piecer grandly handed the Patchwork Girl
royal rolling chair, the excited Quilties fairly pelted her with patches, tomato pin-cushions and hard spools of cotton
Luckily Scraps is
stuffed person, with no feeling at all, otherwise she
hurt
flying missiles
As
, she sat back grandly, bowing now
left, now
right and feeling more important than she had ever felt in her whole cotton career
reached the patched palace, two Quilty boys were waiting
steps, one
coronet
other
crown jewels and, amid the further cheers
populace, Scraps was crowned Queen
Kingdom and led triumphantly into her castle
The crown was
round sewing basket, the crown jewels
string of old spools, but scarcely noticing the odd character of her royal regalia, Scraps strutted proudly up and down the shabby hall
palace, rehearsing grand speeches and queenly gestures
As for Scrapper and Piecer-too weary to bother about supper or bed-they immediately locked all the windows and doors and fell into
heavy slumber on
hall bench

CHAPTER 3
Duties
Quilty Queen
HUNGRY from their long fast, for they had eaten nothing the day before, and wearied by their long quest, the two Quilty statesmen arose early next morning
"High time to instruct her Highness
duties of her office," yawned Scrapper, ruffling up his hair

"
she has breakfast ready," muttered Piecer, groaning
little as he straightened his knees and stretched out his arms
"And
this Queen lasts
, Scrapper, for another day like yesterday
the end of me
Come on, let's see what she's doing
"
Not requiring any sleep, Scraps had spent the first half
night wondering how she had come
Queen
Then, giving it up, she spent the other half dancing and singing and composing long speeches to deliver to her subjects
As Piecer and Scrapper stepped
main hall
palace, she was arranging her yarn hair before
long mirror
Catching sight
glass, she spun gaily round and clapping her crown on sideways cried haughtily: "Vassals, fetch my rolling chair
Your Queen desires to
air ! "
"Stuff and Nonsense ! " sputtered Scrapper, amazed
Patchwork Girl's audacious verse
"Don't
the coronation is over and it's time
to work ? "
"Work ? " shrilled Scraps, catching hold of
patched portiere to steady herself
"Queens
supposed to work
Where are the servants ? "
"
no servants," answered Scrapper calmly
"The Queen does all the work here
Just read off the list of her Majesty's duties, Piecer, old fellow
"
Putting
specs, Piecer drew
long sheet of paper
patched pocket and began: "The Queen of Patch, on arising, shall prepare the breakfast of her two chief advisers (meaning us)," explained Piecer, looking severely
Patchwork Girl over his spectacles
"She shall
beds," he continued complacently, his voice growing higher with each item, "sweep the floors, dust the furniture, scrub the steps, wash the windows, sort the patches, count the cotton spools, separate the old clothes for mending, feed the Scissor Bird, help pick tomato pin-cushions, scold the Patch-workers-and-"
"Stop ! " commanded Scraps, flinging up her arm imperiously

"But I'm not nearly finished," objected Piecer, rattling the paper impatiently

"Well,
! " The Patchwork Girl's suspender buttons glittered angrily behind the steel spectacles
"Get someone else
your sovereign," she cried
"You don't want
Queen,
cook,
housekeeper and
Grandma ! " Snatching the work basket from her head, she dashed it
floor and jumping
with both feet shouted defiantly: "Eeejee, weejee, squeejee, squb !
sweep,
scrub !
scrub !
dust ! So let those dust and scrub
! "
"Better save your strength for your work," advised Piecer, stepping back
few paces
"You're Chief Scrapper," he whispered hurriedly
companion
"You settle her while I fetch the Scissor Bird
"
door slammed upon Piecer, the Chief Scrapper faced the Patchwork Girl
"Go on, get as mad
please," he urged cheerfully
"The madder
the better we like you
The crosser you grow the better queen you'll make for Patch, our Queens
good scolders," he chuckled, rubbing his hands gleefully together

"I'm not your queen," screamed Scraps, stamping one foot and then the other
"Take me back
Emerald City, you miserable ragamuffin
free subject of Ozma of Oz
"
"Oh, no ! You're Queen of Patch, now, corrected Scrapper, picking up the waste basket and jamming it down upon her cotton forehead
"You were chosen
royal Spool of Succession
our ruler ! "
While Scraps listened in amazement, he explained how the former queen had gone to pieces and how the golden spool had led them
Emerald City

"And
, just because your silly spool tagged me, that I'm going to stay and do all your work ? " exclaimed Scraps, snapping her cotton fingers under Scrapper's nose
"Kazupp-kazick, you make me sick ! " Rushing
door, she jerked it open, bumped against Piecer,
way in, and sat down with
thud

"What
pretty creature," chirped the Scissor Bird, who had flown over Piecer's head
"
the new Queen ? "
Scrapper nodded

"She knows almost
cross words
last one," he chuckled admiringly
"But she refuses to work
"
"Oh,
she'll work now," smiled Piecer
With
significant wink at his companion, he thrust
broom into Scrap's hands and, turning
Scissor Bird, said quietly: "If her Majesty refuses to clean the castle, just cut off her head ! "
"Nothing would
more pleasure," chortled the bird, and snapping his scissor bill hungrily, he swooped down upon Scraps and snipped an inch off her yarn hair

"Help ! " screamed the Patchwork Girl
"Help ! Help ! " But
no one to help her and,
Scissor Bird took another snip at her yarn, she seized the broom and fell to sweeping for dear life

"
finish sweeping,
wash the windows," said the Chief Scrapper and, taking the arm
Prime Piecer, passed pompously out
garden
All day, pursued relentlessly
Scissor Bird, Scraps flew from one task to another
Being made of cotton she
grow tired, but as she had never in her whole life done anything she
wish
,
imagine how furiously angry she became

"Wait till Ozma hears
! " she raged, shaking her scrubbing brush under the Scissor Bird's bill
"Just wait ! "
"I'll wait ! " yawned the Scissor Bird, "but you'll have to wait too, and while we're waiting suppose you go on
scrubbing
"
Poor Scraps, she
wept with anger, but she
constructed for crying and having not
tear in her cotton constitution was forced to express her indignation in groans, shouts and threatening verses
the Scissor Bird paid no attention whatsoever and by night-fall Scraps
even energy enough
verses
After complaining bitterly about their dinner, and it
confessed that Scraps, having had no experience, proved
poor cook, the two Quiltie Ministers locked her securely
palace sitting-room and went off
their fellow townsmen
Emerald City
They took the Scissor Bird
and, left to her own devices at last, the Patchwork Girl sank into
broken chair and began to rock to and fro

"No wonder the Queens go to pieces so fast," groaned Scraps, anxiously examining
rip in her cotton finger
She had caught it on
nail while scrubbing the castle steps
"Kazupp Kazoo, what shall
? Stay here and go to pieces, too ? Never ! "
Springing up, she took the candle the Quilties had placed
center table and ran from one window
other
But the windows were all locked and barred and, after rattling the door knobs and pounding
wall, she sat dejectedly down
rocking chair again
nothing
room to amuse her
All the books
bookcase were needle-books, all the cushioms were pin-cushions
wall was simply covered with cross stitched mottoes

"A stitch
saves nine ! " sniffed Scraps, scornfully reading the one nearest her
"Well, who wants to save nine ? Why should nine be saved any more than six or seven ? "
no one to argue it with, so after
little silence she murmured: "I wonder what's
chest ? " Except for
few rickety chairs
sewing-table, the chest
only other piece of furniture
room
Taking the candle, Scraps walked over
chest, and dropping on her knees, cautiously lifted the lid
At first she thought
empty, but, as three or four drops of hot candle grease dripped inside,
low growl rumbled
darkness
In some alarm Scraps jumped back

"Go away ! " roared
gruff voice
"Do your own scolding, I'm sleepy ! Shut that lid, I tell you ! "
"Shut it yourself ! " cried the Patchwork Girl, who was extremely tired of being ordered about
Besides she was
little frightened
,
short pause, followed by
surprised grunt, and presently
rumpled head appeared above the edge
chest
small brown bear
Blinking at Scraps, it grumbled crossly, "Where's the Queen ? Who in scratch
? "
"I'm the Queen, who in Patch
? " answered the Patchwork Girl saucily
The bear regarded her attentively for
before he answered
Then putting his head on one side he explained calmly, "Why, I'm
pet
late Queen Cross Patch
Has she gone to pieces ? "
Scraps nodded
"I don't see why she wanted
bear for
pet," she added frankly

"You look bright, but I'm afraid you're quite dumb," sniffed the bear, climbing
chest
"Why shouldn't she have
bear for
pet ? Isn't