Oz 21: The Gnome King of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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to_the railing by along cord, so Scrapper seized the pencil and wrote hastily, "Take us to_the Kingdom of Patch ."

The foot-path jiggled so frightfully while he wrote 'tis awonder it could understand the directions as all, but as he let the pencil drop, it turned sharply in its tracks and started racing in_the opposite direction, tripping and stumbling in its eagerness to_get ahead . by_the_time they reached the Quilty Kingdom, the three travel-lers were so shaken up and down they tumbled off the path in aperfect heap of exhaustion .Even Scraps, in her imprisoning bag, had nothing at all to_say .Not satisfied with shaking them nearly to bits, the foot-path gave Piecer aplayful kick with its forty-ninth foot and then, jumping over agreen cotton patch, gaily took its departure .Now, ever_since morning, the Patch-workers had_been anxiously awaiting the return of_their ministers and, as_the two exhausted sovereign seekers rolled through_the gates, agreat crowd of Quilties came hurrying to meet them .

"What have_you bagged ? who_is our ruler ? Show us the Imperial Potentate," they cried, clattering their shears and shaking their sewing boxes .Seeing that nothing would satisfy them but an immediate sight of_the Queen, Scrapper scrambled wearily to_his feet and began fumbling with_the strings of_the bag .

"Will your Imperial Highness deign to step out ? " suggested Scrapper, sticking his head cautiously into_the bag .

"Out ! " shrilled Scraps, and bouncing up like aJill in_the box, gave Scrapper aresounding smack on_the ear ."You villain ragman Take me back .How dare you hurl Me in asack ? " she cried furiously and, whirling upon Piecer, boxed his ears as soundly as she had boxed Scrapper's . at_this the delight of_the Quilties knew no bounds .They began to cheer and stamp with approval .

"What afine temper ! What amarvelous beauty ! She's the Queen for_us ." And raising their shears they shouted altogether, "Hurrah for_the Queen of_the Quilties ! "

"Try to act like aQueen, can't you ? " puffed Scrapper, seizing the agitated Patchwork Girl by_the arm .

"You're making agreat hit ! " whispered Piecer persuasively ." give_me your_name, maiden, so I_can announce it to your subjects ." by_this_time Scraps had recovered enough to look around and what she saw interested her greatly .The gaudy Quilty Kingdom, with its gay cotton patches, the Quilties themselves, in their oddly patched clothes, seemed as beautiful to Scraps as she seemed to_them .

"What do_you_mean ? Am I aQueen ? " she demanded, rolling her suspender button eyes from side to side .The Prime Ministers of Patch nodded and, as_they_did, two Quilties, with ahuge patchwork arm chair on wheels, pushed their way through_the crowd .

"Quick, now, your_name," begged Piecer .When Scraps, in an excited whisper, imparted the information, he cried in aloud voice: "Hats off to Her Patchesty ! Three cheers for Queen Scraps of Patch ! "

The cheers were given with awill and, as Piecer grandly handed the Patchwork Girl into_the royal rolling chair, the excited Quilties fairly pelted her with patches, tomato pin-cushions and hard spools of cotton .Luckily Scraps is astuffed person, with no feeling at all, otherwise she might_have_been hurt by_these flying missiles .As it_was, she sat back grandly, bowing now to_the left, now to_the right and feeling more important than she had ever felt in her whole cotton career . when_they reached the patched palace, two Quilty boys were waiting on_the steps, one with_the coronet and_the other with_the crown jewels and, amid the further cheers of_the populace, Scraps was crowned Queen of_the Kingdom and led triumphantly into her castle .The crown was around sewing basket, the crown jewels astring of old spools, but scarcely noticing the odd character of her royal regalia, Scraps strutted proudly up and down the shabby hall of_the palace, rehearsing grand speeches and queenly gestures .As for Scrapper and Piecer-too weary to bother about supper or bed-they immediately locked all the windows and doors and fell into aheavy slumber on ahall bench .

CHAPTER 3

Duties of_the Quilty Queen

HUNGRY from their long fast, for they had eaten nothing the day before, and wearied by their long quest, the two Quilty statesmen arose early next morning ."High time to instruct her Highness in_the duties of her office," yawned Scrapper, ruffling up his hair .

" I_hope she has breakfast ready," muttered Piecer, groaning alittle as he straightened his knees and stretched out his arms ."And I_hope this Queen lasts a long_time, Scrapper, for another day like yesterday would_be the end of me .Come on, let's see what she's doing ."

Not requiring any sleep, Scraps had spent the first half of_the night wondering how she had come to_be Queen .Then, giving it up, she spent the other half dancing and singing and composing long speeches to deliver to her subjects .As Piecer and Scrapper stepped into_the main hall of_the palace, she was arranging her yarn hair before along mirror .Catching sight of_them in_the glass, she spun gaily round and clapping her crown on sideways cried haughtily: "Vassals, fetch my rolling chair .Your Queen desires to take_the air ! "

"Stuff and Nonsense ! " sputtered Scrapper, amazed at_the Patchwork Girl's audacious verse ."Don't you_know the coronation is over and it's time to_get to work ? "

"Work ? " shrilled Scraps, catching hold of apatched portiere to steady herself ."Queens are_not supposed to work .Where are the servants ? "

" there_are no servants," answered Scrapper calmly ."The Queen does all the work here .Just read off the list of her Majesty's duties, Piecer, old fellow ."

Putting on_his specs, Piecer drew along sheet of paper from_his patched pocket and began: "The Queen of Patch, on arising, shall prepare the breakfast of her two chief advisers (meaning us)," explained Piecer, looking severely at_the Patchwork Girl over his spectacles ."She shall make_the beds," he continued complacently, his voice growing higher with each item, "sweep the floors, dust the furniture, scrub the steps, wash the windows, sort the patches, count the cotton spools, separate the old clothes for mending, feed the Scissor Bird, help pick tomato pin-cushions, scold the Patch-workers-and-"

"Stop ! " commanded Scraps, flinging up her arm imperiously .

"But I'm not nearly finished," objected Piecer, rattling the paper impatiently .

"Well, I_am ! " The Patchwork Girl's suspender buttons glittered angrily behind the steel spectacles ."Get someone else to_be your sovereign," she cried ."You don't want aQueen, you_want acook, ahousekeeper and aGrandma ! " Snatching the work basket from her head, she dashed it to_the floor and jumping on_it with both feet shouted defiantly: "Eeejee, weejee, squeejee, squb ! i_will_not sweep, i_will_not scrub ! i_will_not scrub ! i_will_not dust ! So let those dust and scrub who_must ! "

"Better save your strength for your work," advised Piecer, stepping back afew paces ."You're Chief Scrapper," he whispered hurriedly to_his companion ."You settle her while I fetch the Scissor Bird ."

as_the door slammed upon Piecer, the Chief Scrapper faced the Patchwork Girl ."Go on, get as mad as_you please," he urged cheerfully ."The madder you_are the better we like you .The crosser you grow the better queen you'll make for Patch, our Queens must_be good scolders," he chuckled, rubbing his hands gleefully together .

"I'm not your queen," screamed Scraps, stamping one foot and then the other ."Take me back to_the Emerald City, you miserable ragamuffin . I_am afree subject of Ozma of Oz ."

"Oh, no ! You're Queen of Patch, now, corrected Scrapper, picking up the waste basket and jamming it down upon her cotton forehead ."You were chosen by_the royal Spool of Succession to_be our ruler ! "

While Scraps listened in amazement, he explained how the former queen had gone to pieces and how the golden spool had led them to_the Emerald City .

"And you_think, just because your silly spool tagged me, that I'm going to stay and do all your work ? " exclaimed Scraps, snapping her cotton fingers under Scrapper's nose ."Kazupp-kazick, you make me sick ! " Rushing to_the door, she jerked it open, bumped against Piecer, on_his way in, and sat down with athud .

"What apretty creature," chirped the Scissor Bird, who had flown over Piecer's head ." is_this the new Queen ? "

Scrapper nodded .

"She knows almost as_many cross words as_the last one," he chuckled admiringly ."But she refuses to work ."

"Oh, i_think she'll work now," smiled Piecer .With asignificant wink at his companion, he thrust abroom into Scrap's hands and, turning to_the Scissor Bird, said quietly: "If her Majesty refuses to clean the castle, just cut off her head ! "

"Nothing would give_me more pleasure," chortled the bird, and snapping his scissor bill hungrily, he swooped down upon Scraps and snipped an inch off her yarn hair .

"Help ! " screamed the Patchwork Girl ."Help ! Help ! " But there_was no one to help her and, as_the Scissor Bird took another snip at her yarn, she seized the broom and fell to sweeping for dear life .

" when_you finish sweeping, you_may wash the windows," said the Chief Scrapper and, taking the arm of_the Prime Piecer, passed pompously out into_the garden .All day, pursued relentlessly by_the Scissor Bird, Scraps flew from one task to another .Being made of cotton she did_not grow tired, but as she had never in her whole life done anything she did_not wish to_do, you_can imagine how furiously angry she became .

"Wait till Ozma hears of_this ! " she raged, shaking her scrubbing brush under the Scissor Bird's bill ."Just wait ! "

"I'll wait ! " yawned the Scissor Bird, "but you'll have to wait too, and while we're waiting suppose you go on with_the scrubbing ."

Poor Scraps, she could_have wept with anger, but she had_not_been constructed for crying and having not atear in her cotton constitution was forced to express her indignation in groans, shouts and threatening verses . to_these the Scissor Bird paid no attention whatsoever and by night-fall Scraps had_not even energy enough to_make verses .After complaining bitterly about their dinner, and it must_be confessed that Scraps, having had no experience, proved apoor cook, the two Quiltie Ministers locked her securely in_the palace sitting-room and went off to_tell their fellow townsmen about_the Emerald City .They took the Scissor Bird with_them and, left to her own devices at last, the Patchwork Girl sank into abroken chair and began to rock to and fro .

"No wonder the Queens go to pieces so fast," groaned Scraps, anxiously examining arip in her cotton finger .She had caught it on anail while scrubbing the castle steps ."Kazupp Kazoo, what shall I_do ? Stay here and go to pieces, too ? Never ! "

Springing up, she took the candle the Quilties had placed on_the center table and ran from one window to_the other .But the windows were all locked and barred and, after rattling the door knobs and pounding on_the wall, she sat dejectedly down in_the rocking chair again . there_was nothing in_the room to amuse her .All the books in_the bookcase were needle-books, all the cushioms were pin-cushions and_the wall was simply covered with cross stitched mottoes .

"A stitch in_time saves nine ! " sniffed Scraps, scornfully reading the one nearest her ."Well, who wants to save nine ? Why should nine be saved any more than six or seven ? "

there_was no one to argue it with, so after alittle silence she murmured: "I wonder what's in_that chest ? " Except for afew rickety chairs and_the sewing-table, the chest was_the only other piece of furniture in_the room .Taking the candle, Scraps walked over to_the chest, and dropping on her knees, cautiously lifted the lid .At first she thought it_was empty, but, as three or four drops of hot candle grease dripped inside, alow growl rumbled out_of_the darkness .In some alarm Scraps jumped back .

"Go away ! " roared agruff voice ."Do your own scolding, I'm sleepy ! Shut that lid, I tell you ! "

"Shut it yourself ! " cried the Patchwork Girl, who was extremely tired of being ordered about .Besides she was alittle frightened . at_this, there_was ashort pause, followed by asurprised grunt, and presently arumpled head appeared above the edge of_the chest . it_was asmall brown bear .Blinking at Scraps, it grumbled crossly, "Where's the Queen ? Who in scratch are_you ? "

"I'm the Queen, who in Patch are_you ? " answered the Patchwork Girl saucily .The bear regarded her attentively for some_time before he answered .Then putting his head on one side he explained calmly, "Why, I'm apet of_the late Queen Cross Patch .Has she gone to pieces ? "

Scraps nodded ."I don't see why she wanted abear for apet," she added frankly .

"You look bright, but I'm afraid you're quite dumb," sniffed the bear, climbing out_of_the chest ."Why shouldn't she have abear for apet ? Isn't


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