Oz 14: Glinda of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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than_the rest ."

Dorothy was staring hard at_the Su-dic .

"I don't see how you_can_have any brains at all," she remarked, "because the part of your head is gone where brains are kept ."

"I don't blame you for thinking that," he_said ."Once the Flatheads had no brains because, as_you say, there_is no upper part to_their heads, to hold brains .But long, long_ago aband of fairies flew over this country and made it all afairyland, and when_they came to_the Flatheads the fairies were sorry to_find them all very stupid and quite unable to_think .So, as_there_was no good place in their bodies in_which to_put brains the Fairy Queen gave each_one of us anice can of brains to carry in_his pocket and_that made us just as intelligent as other people .See," he continued, " here_is one_of_the cans of brains the fairies gave_us ." he_took from apocket abright tin can having apretty red label on_it which said: Concentrated Brains, Extra Quality ."

"And does every Flathead have the same kind of brains ? " asked Dorothy .

"Yes, they're all alike .Here's another can ." From another pocket he produced asecond can of brains .

"Did the fairies give_you adouble supply ? " inquired Dorothy .

"No, but one_of_the Flatheads thought he_wanted to_be the Su-dic and tried to_get my people to rebel against me, so I punished him by taking away his brains .One day my wife scolded me severely, so i_took away her can of brains .She didn't like that and went out and robbed several women of_their brains .Then I_made alaw that if anyone stole another's brains, or even tried to borrow them, he_would forfeit his own brains to_the Su- dic .So each_one is content with_his own canned brains and my wife and I are the only ones on_the mountain with more than one can . I_have three cans and_that makes me very clever -- so clever that I'm agood Sorcerer, if I_do say it myself .My poor wife had four cans of brains and became aremarkable witch, but alas ! that was before those terrible enemies, the Skeezers, transformed her into aGolden Pig ."

"Good gracious ! " cried Dorothy; "is your wife really aGolden Pig ? "

" she_is .The Skeezers did it and so I_have declared war on them .In revenge for making my wife aPig I intend to ruin their Magic Island and make_the Skeezers the slaves of_the Flatheads ! "

The Su-dic was very angry now; his eyes flashed and_his face took on awicked and fierce expression .But Ozma said to him, very sweetly and in afriendly voice:

" I_am sorry to hear this . will_you_please tell me more about_your troubles with_the Skeezers ? Then perhaps I_can help_you ."

She was only agirl, but there_was dignity in her pose and speech which impressed the Su-dic .

" if_you_are really Princess Ozma of Oz," the Flathead said, " you_are one of_that band of fairies who, under Queen Lurline, made all Oz aFairyland . I_have heard that Lurline left one of her own fairies to rule Oz, and gave the fairy the name of Ozma ."

"If you_knew this why did you not come to_me at_the Emerald City and tender me your loyalty and obedience ? " asked the Ruler of Oz .

"Well, I only learned the fact lately, and I've been too busy to leave home," he explained, looking at_the floor instead of into Ozma's eyes .She knew he had spoken afalsehood, but only said:

"Why did you quarrel with_the Skeezers ? "

"It was_this way," began the Su-dic, glad to_change the subject ."We Flatheads love fish, and as we_have no fish on_this mountain we_would sometimes go to_the Lake of_the Skeezers to catch fish .This made the Skeezers angry, for they declared the fish in their lake belonged to_them and were under their protection and_they forbade us to catch them .That was very mean and unfriendly in_the Skeezers, you_must admit, and when we paid no attention to_their orders they set aguard on_the shore of_the lake to_prevent our fishing .

"Now, my wife, Rora Flathead, having four cans of brains, had become awonderful witch, and fish being brain food, she loved to eat fish better than any_one of us .So she vowed she_would destroy every fish in_the lake, unless the Skeezers let_us catch what we wanted .They defied us, so Rora prepared akettleful of magic poison and went down to_the lake one night to dump it all in_the water and poison the fish . it_was aclever idea, quite worthy of_my dear wife, but the Skeezer Queen -- ayoung lady named Coo-ee-oh -- hid on_the bank of_the lake and taking Rora unawares, transformed her into aGolden Pig .The poison was spilled on_the ground and wicked Queen Coo-ee-oh, not content with her cruel transformation, even took away my wife's four cans of brains, so she_is now acommon grunting pig without even brains enough to_know her own name ."

"Then," said Ozma thoughtfully, "the Queen of_the Skeezers must_be aSorceress ."

"Yes," said the Su-dic, "but she doesn't know much magic, after all . she_is_not as powerful as Rora Flathead was, nor half as powerful as I_am now, as Queen Coo-ee-oh will discover when we fight our great battle and destroy her ."

"The Golden Pig can't be awitch any more, of_course," observed Dorothy .

"No; even had Queen Coo-ee-oh left her the four cans of brains, poor Rora, in apig's shape, couldn't do any witchcraft .awitch has_to use her fingers, and apig has only cloven hoofs ."

"It seems asad story," was Ozma's comment, "and all the trouble arose because the Flatheads wanted fish that did_not belong to_them ."

"As for_that," said the Su-dic, again angry, " I_made alaw that any of_my people could catch fish in_the Lake of_the Skeezers, whenever they wanted to .So the trouble was through_the Skeezers defying my law ."

" you_can only make laws to govern your own people," asserted Ozma sternly ."I, alone, am empowered to_make laws that_must be obeyed by all the peoples of Oz ."

"Pooh ! " cried the Su-dic scornfully ." you_can't make me obey your laws, I assure you . I_know the extent of your powers, Princess Ozma of Oz, and I_know that I_am more powerful than you_are . to_prove it I_shall keep you and your companion prisoners in_this mountain until after we_have fought and conquered the Skeezers .Then, if_you promise to_be good, I_may let you go home again ."

Dorothy was amazed by_this effrontery and defiance of_the beautiful girl Ruler of Oz, whom all until now had obeyed without question .But Ozma, still unruffled and dignified, looked at_the Su-dic and said:

" you_did_not mean that . you_are angry and speak unwisely, without reflection . I_came here from my palace in_the Emerald City to_prevent war and to_make peace between you and_the Skeezers . I_do_not approve of Queen Coo-ee-oh's action in transforming your wife Rora into apig, nor do I approve of Rora's cruel attempt to poison the fishes in_the lake .No one has_the right to work magic in my dominions without my consent, so the Flatheads and_the Skeezers have both broken my laws -- which_must be obeyed ."

" if_you_want to_make peace," said the Su-dic, " make_the Skeezers restore my wife to her proper form and give back her four cans of brains .Also make them agree to allow us to catch fish in their lake ."

"No," returned Ozma, " i_will_not do_that, for_it would_be unjust . i_will_have the Golden Pig again transformed into your wife Rora, and give her one can of brains, but the other three cans must_be restored to_those she robbed .Neither may you catch fish in_the Lake of_the Skeezers, for_it is their lake and_the fish belong to_them .This arrangement is just and honorable, and you_must agree to_it ."

"Never ! " cried the Su-dic .Just then apig came running into_the room, uttering dismal grunts .It was_made of solid gold, with joints at_the bends of_the legs and in_the neck and jaws .The Golden Pig's eyes were rubies, and its teeth were polished ivory .

"There ! " said the Su-dic, "gaze on_the evil work of Queen Coo-ee-oh, and then say if_you_can prevent my making war on_the Skeezers .That grunting beast was once my wife -- the most beautiful Flathead on_our mountain and askillful witch .Now look at her ! "

"Fight the Skeezers, fight the Skeezers, fight the Skeezers ! " grunted the Golden Pig .

" i_will fight the Skeezers," exclaimed the Flathead chief, "and if adozen Ozmas of Oz forbade me i_would fight just the same ."

"Not if I_can prevent it ! " asserted Ozma .

" you_can't prevent it .But since you threaten me, I'll have_you confined in_the bronze prison until the war is over," said the Su-dic .He whistled and four stout Flatheads, armed with axes and spears, entered the room and saluted him .Turning to_the men he_said: "Take these two girls, bind them with wire ropes and cast them into_the bronze prison ."

The four men bowed low and one_of_them asked:

"Where are the two girls, most noble Su-dic ? "

The Su-dic turned to where Ozma and Dorothy had stood but they had vanished !

Chapter Seven

The Magic Isle

Ozma, seeing it_was useless to argue with_the Supreme Dictator of_the Flatheads . had_been considering how best to escape from_his power .She realized that his sorcery might_be difficult to overcome, and when he threatened to cast Dorothy and her into abronze prison she slipped her hand into her bosom and grasped her silver wand . with_the other hand she grasped the hand of Dorothy, but these motions were so natural that_the Su-dic did_not notice them .Then when he turned to meet his four soldiers, Ozma instantly rendered both herself and Dorothy invisible and swiftly led her companion around the group of Flatheads and out_of_the room . as_they reached the entry and descended the stone steps, Ozma whispered:

" let_us run, dear ! we_are invisible, so no one will see us ."

Dorothy understood and she was agood runner .Ozma had marked the place where the grand stairway that led to_the plain was located, so they made directly


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