rest
" Dorothy was staring hard
Su-dic

"I don't see how
any brains at all," she remarked, "because the part of your head is gone where brains are kept
"
"I don't blame you for thinking that,"
"Once the Flatheads had no brains because,
say,
no upper part
heads, to hold brains
But long,
band of fairies flew over this country and made it all
fairyland, and
came
Flatheads the fairies were sorry
them all very stupid and quite unable
So,
no good place in their bodies
brains the Fairy Queen gave
of us
nice can of brains to carry
pocket
made us just as intelligent as other people
See," he continued, "
cans of brains the fairies
"
from
pocket
bright tin can having
pretty red label
which said: Concentrated Brains, Extra Quality
"
"And does every Flathead have the same kind of brains ? " asked Dorothy

"Yes, they're all alike
Here's another can
" From another pocket he produced
second can of brains

"Did the fairies
double supply ? " inquired Dorothy

"No, but
Flatheads thought
the Su-dic and tried
my people to rebel against me, so I punished him by taking away his brains
One day my wife scolded me severely, so
away her can of brains
She didn't like that and went out and robbed several women
brains
Then
law that if anyone stole another's brains, or even tried to borrow them,
forfeit his own brains
Su- dic
So
is content
own canned brains and my wife and I are the only ones
mountain with more than one can
three cans
makes me very clever -- so clever that I'm
good Sorcerer, if
say it myself
My poor wife had four cans of brains and became
remarkable witch, but alas ! that was before those terrible enemies, the Skeezers, transformed her into
Golden Pig
"
"Good gracious ! " cried Dorothy; "is your wife really
Golden Pig ? "
"
The Skeezers did it and so
declared war on them
In revenge for making my wife
Pig I intend to ruin their Magic Island and
Skeezers the slaves
Flatheads ! "
The Su-dic was very angry now; his eyes flashed
face took on
wicked and fierce expression
But Ozma said to him, very sweetly and in
friendly voice:
"
sorry to hear this
tell me more
troubles
Skeezers ? Then perhaps
"
She was only
girl, but
dignity in her pose and speech which impressed the Su-dic

"
really Princess Ozma of Oz," the Flathead said, "
one
band of fairies who, under Queen Lurline, made all Oz
Fairyland
heard that Lurline left one of her own fairies to rule Oz, and gave the fairy the name of Ozma
"
"If
this why did you not come
Emerald City and tender me your loyalty and obedience ? " asked the Ruler of Oz

"Well, I only learned the fact lately, and I've been too busy to leave home," he explained, looking
floor instead of into Ozma's eyes
She knew he had spoken
falsehood, but only said:
"Why did you quarrel
Skeezers ? "
"It
way," began the Su-dic, glad
the subject
"We Flatheads love fish, and as
no fish
mountain
sometimes go
Lake
Skeezers to catch fish
This made the Skeezers angry, for they declared the fish in their lake belonged
and were under their protection
forbade us to catch them
That was very mean and unfriendly
Skeezers,
admit, and when we paid no attention
orders they set
guard
shore
lake
our fishing

"Now, my wife, Rora Flathead, having four cans of brains, had become
wonderful witch, and fish being brain food, she loved to eat fish better than
of us
So she vowed
destroy every fish
lake, unless the Skeezers
catch what we wanted
They defied us, so Rora prepared
kettleful of magic poison and went down
lake one night to dump it all
water and poison the fish
clever idea, quite worthy
dear wife, but the Skeezer Queen --
young lady named Coo-ee-oh -- hid
bank
lake and taking Rora unawares, transformed her into
Golden Pig
The poison was spilled
ground and wicked Queen Coo-ee-oh, not content with her cruel transformation, even took away my wife's four cans of brains, so
now
common grunting pig without even brains enough
her own name
"
"Then," said Ozma thoughtfully, "the Queen
Skeezers
Sorceress
"
"Yes," said the Su-dic, "but she doesn't know much magic, after all
as powerful as Rora Flathead was, nor half as powerful as
now, as Queen Coo-ee-oh will discover when we fight our great battle and destroy her
"
"The Golden Pig can't be
witch any more,
," observed Dorothy

"No; even had Queen Coo-ee-oh left her the four cans of brains, poor Rora, in
pig's shape, couldn't do any witchcraft

witch
use her fingers, and
pig has only cloven hoofs
"
"It seems
sad story," was Ozma's comment, "and all the trouble arose because the Flatheads wanted fish that
belong
"
"As
," said the Su-dic, again angry, "
law that any
people could catch fish
Lake
Skeezers, whenever they wanted to
So the trouble was
Skeezers defying my law
"
"
only make laws to govern your own people," asserted Ozma sternly
"I, alone, am empowered
laws
be obeyed by all the peoples of Oz
"
"Pooh ! " cried the Su-dic scornfully
"
't make me obey your laws, I assure you
the extent of your powers, Princess Ozma of Oz, and
that
more powerful than
it
keep you and your companion prisoners
mountain until after
fought and conquered the Skeezers
Then,
promise
good,
let you go home again
"
Dorothy was amazed
effrontery and defiance
beautiful girl Ruler of Oz, whom all until now had obeyed without question
But Ozma, still unruffled and dignified, looked
Su-dic and said:
"
mean that
angry and speak unwisely, without reflection
here from my palace
Emerald City
war and
peace between you
Skeezers
approve of Queen Coo-ee-oh's action in transforming your wife Rora into
pig, nor do I approve of Rora's cruel attempt to poison the fishes
lake
No one
right to work magic in my dominions without my consent, so the Flatheads
Skeezers have both broken my laws --
be obeyed
"
"
peace," said the Su-dic, "
Skeezers restore my wife to her proper form and give back her four cans of brains
Also make them agree to allow us to catch fish in their lake
"
"No," returned Ozma, "
,
unjust
the Golden Pig again transformed into your wife Rora, and give her one can of brains, but the other three cans
restored
she robbed
Neither may you catch fish
Lake
Skeezers,
is their lake
fish belong
This arrangement is just and honorable, and
agree
"
"Never ! " cried the Su-dic
Just then
pig came running
room, uttering dismal grunts
It
of solid gold, with joints
bends
legs and
neck and jaws
The Golden Pig's eyes were rubies, and its teeth were polished ivory

"There ! " said the Su-dic, "gaze
evil work of Queen Coo-ee-oh, and then say
prevent my making war
Skeezers
That grunting beast was once my wife -- the most beautiful Flathead
mountain and
skillful witch
Now look at her ! "
"Fight the Skeezers, fight the Skeezers, fight the Skeezers ! " grunted the Golden Pig

"
fight the Skeezers," exclaimed the Flathead chief, "and if
dozen Ozmas of Oz forbade me
fight just the same
"
"Not if
prevent it ! " asserted Ozma

"
't prevent it
But since you threaten me, I'll
confined
bronze prison until the war is over," said the Su-dic
He whistled and four stout Flatheads, armed with axes and spears, entered the room and saluted him
Turning
men
: "Take these two girls, bind them with wire ropes and cast them
bronze prison
"
The four men bowed low and
asked:
"Where are the two girls, most noble Su-dic ? "
The Su-dic turned to where Ozma and Dorothy had stood but they had vanished !
Chapter Seven
The Magic Isle
Ozma, seeing
useless to argue
Supreme Dictator
Flatheads
considering how best to escape
power
She realized that his sorcery
difficult to overcome, and when he threatened to cast Dorothy and her into
bronze prison she slipped her hand into her bosom and grasped her silver wand
other hand she grasped the hand of Dorothy, but these motions were so natural
Su-dic
notice them
Then when he turned to meet his four soldiers, Ozma instantly rendered both herself and Dorothy invisible and swiftly led her companion around the group of Flatheads and
room
reached the entry and descended the stone steps, Ozma whispered:
"
run, dear !
invisible, so no one will see us
"
Dorothy understood and she was
good runner
Ozma had marked the place where the grand stairway that led
plain was located, so they made directly