Gideon By Wells Hastings (1878- )
[
Century Magazine_, April, 1914; copyright, 1914,
Century Co
; republished
author's permission
]
"An' de next' frawg dat houn' pup seen, he pass him by wide
"
The house, which had hung upon every word, roared with laughter, and shook with
storming volley of applause
Gideon bowed to right and to left, low, grinning, assured comedy obeisances; but
laughter and applause grew he shook his head, and signaled quietly
drop
He had answered many encores, and
an instinctive artist
part
fuel
vanity that his audience had never yet had enough of him
Dramatic judgment,
as dramatic sense of delivery, was native to him, qualities which the shrewd Felix Stuhk, his manager and exultant discoverer, recognized and wisely trusted in
Off stage Gideon was watched over like
child and
delicate investment, but once behind the footlights
allowed
his own triumphant gait

small wonder that Stuhk deemed himself
cleverest managers
business; that his narrow, blue-shaven face was continually chiseled in smiles of complacent self-congratulation
rapidly becoming rich, and there were bright prospects of even greater triumphs, with proportionately greater reward
He had made Gideon
national character,
headliner,
star
first magnitude
firmament
vaudeville theater, and all in six short months
Or, at any rate, he had helped
him all this; he had booked him well and given him his opportunity
, Gideon had done the rest; Stuhk was as ready as
credit to Gideon's ability
Still, after all, he, Stuhk,
discoverer, the theatrical Columbus who had had the courage
vision

now-hallowed attack of tonsilitis had driven him to Florida, where presently Gideon
employed to beguile his convalescence, and guide him over the intricate shallows
long lagoon known
Indian River in search of various fish
On days when fish
reluctant Gideon
lured into conversation, and gradually into narrative
relation of what had appeared to Gideon as humorous and entertaining; and finally Felix, the vague idea growing big within him, had one day persuaded his boatman to dance
boards of
long pier where they had made fast for lunch
There, with all the sudden glory of crystallization, the vague idea took definite form and became the great inspiration of Stuhk's career

Gideon had grown
to vaudeville much what Uncle Remus is to literature:
virtue
very simplicity
His artistry itself was native and natural
He loved
good story, and
it
own sense
gleeful morsel upon his tongue as no training
made him
He always enjoyed his story and himself
telling
Tales never lost their savor, no matter how often repeated; age was powerless to dim the humor
thing, and as he had shouted and gurgled and laughed over the fun of things when all alone, or holding forth
and little children
color, so he shouted and gurgled and broke from sonorous chuckles to musical, falsetto mirth when he fronted the sweeping tiers of faces across the intoxicating glare
footlights
He had that rare power of transmitting something
own enjoyments
When Gideon was
stage, Stuhk used to enjoy peeping out
intent, smiling faces
audience, where
and children, hardened theater-goers and folk fresh
country, sat with moving lips and faces lit with an eager interest and sympathy
black man strutting in loose-footed vivacity before them

"He's simply unique," he boasted to wondering local managers--"unique, and it took me
him
There
,
little black gold-mine, and all of 'em passed him by until
Some eye ? What ? I guess you'll admit
to hand it some to your Uncle Felix
coon's health holds out, we'll have all the money
mint
"
That was Felix's real anxiety--"If his health holds out
" Gideon's health was watched over
he
an ailing prince
His bubbling vivacity
foundation
his charm
success were built
Stuhk became
sort of vicarious neurotic, eternally searching for symptoms
protege; Gideon's tongue, Gideon's liver, Gideon's heart were matters to him of an unfailing and anxious interest
And of late--
it
imagination --Gideon had shown
little physical falling off
He ate
bit less, he had begun to move in
restless way, and, worst of all, he laughed less frequently

As
matter of fact,
ground for Stuhk's apprehension
not all
matter of managerial imagination: Gideon was less himself
Physically
nothing the matter
; he
passed his rigid insurance scrutiny as easily as he had done months before, when his life and health
insured for
sum that made good copy
press-agent
sound in every organ, but
something lacking in general tone
Gideon felt it himself, and was certain that
"misery," that embracing indisposition
race, was creeping upon him
He
fed well, too well;
growing rich, too rich; he had all the praise, all the flattery that his enormous appetite for approval desired, and
of it
White men sought him out and made much of him; white women talked to him about his career; and wherever he went, women of color--black girls, brown girls, yellow girls--wrote him
admiration, whispered, when
listen,
passion and hero-worship
"City niggers" bowed down before him; the high gallery was always packed
Musk-scented notes scrawled upon barbaric, "high-toned" stationery poured in upon him
Even
few white women,
horror and embarrassment, had written him of love, letters which he straightway destroyed
His sense
position was strong in him;
proud of it
"folks outer their haids," but he had the sense to remember
For months he had lived in
heaven of gratified vanity, but at last his appetite had begun to falter
sated; his soul longed to wipe
spiritual mouth
back of
spiritual hand, and
His face, now
curtain was down and
leaving the stage, was doleful, almost sullen

Stuhk met him anxiously
wings, and walked
dressing-room
suddenly very weary of Stuhk

"Nothing the matter, Gideon,
? Not feeling sick or anything ? "
"No, Misteh Stuhk; no, seh
Jes don' feel extry pert, that's all
"
"But
it--anything bothering you ? "
Gideon sat gloomily before his mirror

"Misteh Stuhk,"
at last, "I been steddyin' it oveh, and I about come
delusion that I needs
good po'k-chop
Seems foolish,
, but it do' seem
good po'k-chop, fried jes right, would he'p consid'able to disumpate this misery feelin' that's crawlin' and creepin' round my sperit
"
Stuhk laughed

"Pork-chop, eh ? Is
best
think of ?
what you mean, though
I've thought for
that you were getting
little overtrained
What
is--let me see--yes,
nice bottle of wine
That's the ticket;
ease things up and won't
any harm
I'll go,
Ever had any champagne, Gideon ? "
Gideon struggled for politeness

"Yes, seh, I's had champagne, and it's
nice kind of lickeh sho enough; but, Misteh Stuhk, seh, I don' want any
high-tone drinks to-night, an' ef yo' don' mind, I'd rather amble off 'lone, or mebbe eat that po'k-chop with some otheh cullud man, ef I kin fin' one that ain'
no-'count Carolina niggers
s'pose yo' could let me have
little money to-night, Misteh Stuhk ? "
Stuhk thought rapidly
Gideon had certainly worked hard, and
not dissipated
If
to roam the town by himself,
no harm
The sullenness still showed
black face; Heaven knew what he might do if he suddenly began to balk
Stuhk thought it wise to consent gracefully

"Good ! "
"Fly
?
hundred ? "
"
is coming
? "
"About
thousand, Gideon
"
"Well, I'd moughty like five hun'red of it, ef that's 'greeable to yo'
"
Felix whistled

"Five hundred ? Pork-chops
coming high
You don't want to carry all that money around,
? "
Gideon
answer; he looked very gloomy

Stuhk hastened to cheer him

"
anything
Wait
minute,
get it

"I'll bet that coon's going
himself
ring or something," he reflected as he went in search
local manager and Gideon's money

But Stuhk was wrong
Gideon had no intention of buying himself
ring
matter
, he had several that were amply satisfactory
They had size and sparkle and luster, all the diamond brilliance that rings need
; and for
had he paid much over five dollars
amply supplied with jewelry
perfect satisfaction
His present want was positive, if nebulous; he desired
fortune
pocket, bulky, tangible evidence
miraculous success
Stuhk had found him, life had had an unreal quality for him
His Monte Cristo wealth was
like
fabulous, dream-found treasure, money that
spent without danger of awakening
And he had dropped
habit of storing it about him,
in any pocket into which he plunged his hand he might find
roll of crisp evidence of reality
He liked his bills
of all denominations, and some so large as exquisitely to stagger imagination, others charming by their number and crispness--the dignified, orange paper of
man of assured position and wealth-crackling greenbacks the design
tinged the whole with actuality
specially partial to engravings of President Lincoln, the particular savior and patron
race
This five hundred dollars
adding to an unreckoned sum of about two thousand, merely as extra fortification against
growing sense of gloom
to brace his flagging spirits
gay wine of possession, and
glad,
money came,
in an elastic-bound roll, so bulky
pleasantly uncomfortable
pocket as he left his manager

As he turned
brilliantly lighted street
somber alleyway
stage entrance, he paused for
moment to glance at his own name, in three-foot letters of red,
doors
theater
read,
large block type always pleased him
"THIS WEEK: GIDEON
" That was all
fulsome praise, the superlative, necessary definition given to lesser performers
He
, he remembered, "GIDEON, America's Foremost Native Comedian,"
title that was at once boast and challenge
That necessity was now past, for