Four Beasts in One: The Homo-Cameleopard by Edgar Allan Poe
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Four Beasts in One: The Homo-Cameleopard

by Edgar Allan Poe

Chacun ases vertus .--_Crebillon's Xerxes .

ANTIOCHUS EPIPHANES is very generally looked upon as_the Gog of_the prophet Ezekiel .This honor is, however, more properly attributable to Cambyses, the son of Cyrus .And, indeed, the character of_the Syrian monarch does by no means stand in need of any adventitious embellishment .His accession to_the throne, or rather his usurpation of_the sovereignty, ahundred and seventy-one years before_the coming of Christ; his attempt to plunder the temple of Diana at Ephesus; his implacable hostility to_the Jews; his pollution of_the Holy of Holies; and_his miserable death at Taba, after atumultuous reign of eleven years, are circumstances of aprominent kind, and therefore more generally noticed by_the historians of_his time than_the impious, dastardly, cruel, silly, and whimsical achievements which make up the sum total of_his private life and reputation .

let_us suppose, gentle reader, that_it_is now the year of_the world three thousand eight hundred and thirty, and_let_us, for_a_few_minutes, imagine ourselves at_that most grotesque habitation of man, the remarkable city of Antioch . to_be_sure there were, in Syria and other countries, sixteen cities of_that appellation, besides the one to_which I more particularly allude .But ours is_that which went by_the name of Antiochia Epidaphne, from its vicinity to_the little village of Daphne, where stood atemple to_that divinity . it_was built (although about this_matter there_is some dispute) by Seleucus Nicanor, the first king of_the country after Alexander the Great, in memory of_his father Antiochus, and became immediately the residence of_the Syrian monarchy . in_the flourishing times of_the Roman Empire, it was_the ordinary station of_the prefect of_the eastern provinces; and many_of_the emperors of_the queen city (among whom may_be mentioned, especially, Verus and Valens) spent here the greater part of_their time .But I perceive we_have arrived at_the city itself . let_us ascend this battlement, and throw our eyes upon_the town and neighboring country .

"What broad and rapid river is_that which forces its way, with innumerable falls, through_the mountainous wilderness, and finally through_the wilderness of buildings ? "

that_is_the Orontes, and it_is_the only water in sight, with_the exception of_the Mediterranean, which stretches, like abroad mirror, about twelve miles off to_the southward . every_one has seen the Mediterranean; but let me tell you, there_are few who_have_had apeep at Antioch .By few, I mean, few who, like you and me, have_had, at_the same time, the advantages of amodern education .Therefore cease to regard that sea, and give your whole attention to_the mass of houses that lie beneath us . you_will remember that_it_is now the year of_the world three thousand eight hundred and thirty .Were it later -- for example, were it the year of_our Lord eighteen hundred and forty-five, we_should_be deprived of_this extraordinary spectacle . in_the nineteenth century Antioch is -- that_is_to_say, Antioch will_be -- in alamentable state of decay . it_will_have been, by_that_time, totally destroyed, at three different periods, by three successive earthquakes .Indeed, to_say the truth, what little of_its former self may then remain, will_be found in so desolate and ruinous astate that_the patriarch shall_have removed his residence to Damascus . this_is well . I_see you profit by my advice, and_are making the most of your time in inspecting the premises -- in

-satisfying your eyes

with_the memorials and_the things of fame

That most renown this city .-

I beg pardon; I had forgotten that Shakespeare will not flourish for seventeen hundred and fifty years to_come .But does_not the appearance of Epidaphne justify me in calling it grotesque ?

" it_is well fortified; and in_this respect is as_much indebted to nature as_to art ."

Very true .

" there_are aprodigious number of stately palaces ."

there_are .

" and_the numerous temples, sumptuous and magnificent, may bear comparison with_the most lauded of antiquity ."

All this I_must acknowledge .Still there_is an infinity of mud huts, and abominable hovels . we_cannot help perceiving abundance of filth in every kennel, and, were it not for_the over-powering fumes of idolatrous incense, I_have no_doubt we_should find amost intolerable stench .Did you ever behold streets so insufferably narrow, or houses so miraculously tall ? What gloom their shadows cast upon_the ground ! it_is well the swinging lamps in those endless colonnades are kept burning throughout_the day; we_should otherwise have the darkness of Egypt in_the time of her desolation .

" it_is certainly astrange place ! what_is the meaning of yonder singular building ? See ! it towers above all others, and lies to_the eastward of what I take to_be the royal palace ."

that_is_the new Temple of_the Sun, who_is adored in Syria under the title of Elah Gabalah .Hereafter avery notorious Roman Emperor will institute this worship in Rome, and thence derive acognomen, Heliogabalus .I dare say you_would like to_take apeep at_the divinity of_the temple . you_need not look up at_the heavens; his Sunship is_not there -- at_least not the Sunship adored by_the Syrians .That deity will_be found in_the interior of yonder building . he_is worshipped under the figure of alarge stone pillar terminating at_the summit in acone or pyramid, whereby is denoted Fire .

"Hark -- behold ! -- who_can those ridiculous beings be, half naked, with their faces painted, shouting and gesticulating to_the rabble ? "

Some few are mountebanks .Others more particularly belong to_the race of philosophers .The greatest portion, however -- those especially who belabor the populace with clubs -- are the principal courtiers of_the palace, executing as in duty bound, some laudable comicality of_the king's .

"But what have we here ? Heavens ! the town is swarming with wild beasts ! How terrible aspectacle ! -- how dangerous apeculiarity ! "

Terrible, if_you please; but not in_the least degree dangerous .Each animal if_you_will take_the pains to observe, is following, very quietly, in_the wake of_its master .Some few, to_be_sure, are led with arope about_the neck, but these are chiefly the lesser or timid species .The lion, the tiger, and_the leopard are entirely without restraint .They have_been trained without difficulty to_their present profession, and attend upon their respective owners in_the capacity of valets-de-chambre . it_is true, there_are occasions when Nature asserts her violated dominions; -- but then the devouring of aman-at-arms, or the throttling of aconsecrated bull, is acircumstance of too little moment to_be more than hinted at in Epidaphne .

"But what extraordinary tumult do I hear ? Surely this_is aloud noise even for Antioch ! It argues some commotion of unusual interest ."

Yes -- undoubtedly .The king has ordered some novel spectacle -- some gladiatorial exhibition at_the hippodrome -- or perhaps the massacre of_the Scythian prisoners -- or the conflagration of_his new palace -- or the tearing down of ahandsome temple -- or, indeed, abonfire of afew Jews .The uproar increases .Shouts of laughter ascend the skies .The air becomes dissonant with wind instruments, and horrible with clamor of amillion throats . let_us descend, for_the love of fun, and_see what_is going on ! this_way -- be careful ! Here we_are in_the principal street, which_is called the street of Timarchus .The sea of people is coming this_way, and we_shall find adifficulty in stemming the tide . they_are pouring through_the alley of Heraclides, which leads directly from_the palace; -- therefore the king is most probably among_the rioters .Yes; -- I hear the shouts of_the herald proclaiming his approach in_the pompous phraseology of_the East . we_shall_have aglimpse of_his person as he passes by_the temple of Ashimah . let_us ensconce ourselves in_the vestibule of_the sanctuary; he_will_be here anon . in_the meantime let_us survey this image . what_is it ? Oh ! it_is_the god Ashimah in proper person .You perceive, however, that he_is neither alamb, nor agoat, nor asatyr, neither has he much resemblance to_the Pan of_the Arcadians .Yet all these appearances have_been given -- I beg pardon -- will_be given -- by_the learned of future ages, to_the Ashimah of_the Syrians .Put on_your spectacles, and tell me what it_is . what_is it ?

"Bless me ! it_is an ape ! "

True -- ababoon; but by no means the less adeity .His name is aderivation of_the Greek Simia -- what great fools are antiquarians ! But see ! -- see ! -- yonder scampers aragged little urchin .Where is he going ? what_is he bawling about ? What does he say ? Oh ! he_says the king is coming in triumph; that he_is dressed in state; that he has just finished putting to death, with_his own hand, athousand chained Israelitish prisoners ! for_this exploit the ragamuffin is lauding him


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