fun
rabbit
" "
fun--
're the genuine article," agreed his Majesty
"But look at me now ! I live in
marble palace instead of
hole
ground
all
to eat, without the joy of hunting
Every day
dress in fine clothes and wear that horrible crown till it makes my head ache
Rabbits come
with all sorts of troubles, when my own troubles are the only ones I care about
When I walk out
't hop and run;
strut on my rear legs and wear an ermine robe !
soldiers salute me
band plays
other rabbits laugh and clap their paws and cry out: 'Hail
King ! ' Now let me
, as
friend and
young lady of good judgment: isn't all this pomp and foolishness enough
decent rabbit miserable ? "
"Once," said Dorothy, reflectively, "men were wild and unclothed and lived in caves and hunted for food as wild beasts do
But they got civ'lized,
, and now they'd hate
back
old days
"
"
an entirely different case," replied the King
"None of you Humans were civilized in one lifetime
It came
by degrees
But
known the forest
free life,
is why I resent being civilized all at once, against my will, and being made
King with
crown and an ermine robe
Pah ! "
"
don't like it, why don't you resign ? " she asked

"Impossible ! " wailed the Rabbit, wiping his eyes again
handkerchief
"There's
beastly law
town that forbids it
When one is elected
King, there's no getting out of it
"
"
the laws ? " inquired Dorothy

"The same Sorceress
the town--Glinda the Good
She built the wall, and fixed up the City, and
several valuable enchantments, and made the laws
Then she invited all the pink-eyed white rabbits
forest
here, after which she left us to our fate
"
"What made you 'cept the invitation, and come here ? " asked the child

"I didn't know how dreadful city life was, and I'd no idea
elected King," said he, sobbing bitterly
"And--and--now I'm It--with
capital I--and can't escape ! "
"
Glinda," remarked Dorothy, eating for dessert
dish of charlotte russe, "and when
her again, I'll ask her
another King in your place
"
"
?
, indeed ? " asked the King, joyfully

"
me to," she replied

"Hurroo--huray ! " shouted the King; and then he jumped up
table and danced wildly
room, waving his napkin like
flag and laughing with glee

After
time he managed to control his delight and returned
table

"When
likely
Glinda ? " he inquired

"Oh, p'raps
," said Dorothy

"And you won't forget to ask her ? "
"
not
"
"Princess," said the Rabbit King, earnestly, "
relieved me of
great unhappiness, and
very grateful
Therefore I propose to entertain you, since
my guest and
the King, as
slight mark
appreciation
Come with me to my reception hall
"
He then summoned Bristle and said to him: "Assemble all the nobility
great reception hall, and also tell Blinkem that
him immediately
"
The Keeper
Wicket bowed and hurried away,
Majesty turned to Dorothy and continued: "We'll have time for
walk
gardens
people get here
"
The gardens were back
palace and were filled with beautiful flowers and fragrant shrubs, with many shade and fruit trees and marble-paved walks running in every direction
entered this place Blinkem came running
King, who gave him several orders in
low voice
Then his Majesty rejoined Dorothy and led her
gardens, which she admired

"What lovely clothes your Majesty wears ! " she said, glancing
rich blue satin costume, embroidered, with pearls
King was dressed

"Yes," he returned, with an air of pride, "
one
favorite suits; but
even more elaborate
excellent tailors in Bunnybury, and Glinda supplies all the material
,
Sorceress,
see her, to permit me
my wardrobe
"
"But
go back
forest
need clothes," she said

"N--o ! " he faltered; "
so
But I've dressed up
that I'm used
, and I don't imagine I'd care to run around naked again
So perhaps the Good Glinda will let me keep the costumes
"
"I'll ask her," agreed Dorothy

Then they left the gardens and went into
fine, big reception hall, where rich rugs were spread
tiled floors
furniture was exquisitely carved and studded with jewels
The King's chair was an especially pretty piece of furniture, being
shape of
silver lily with one leaf bent over
the seat
The silver was everywhere thickly encrusted with diamonds
seat was upholstered in white satin

"Oh, what
splendid chair ! " cried Dorothy, clasping her hands admiringly

"Isn't it ? " answered the King, proudly
"
my favorite seat, and
it especially becoming to my complexion
While
of it,
you'd ask Glinda to let me keep this lily chair when I go away
"
"It wouldn't look
in
hole
ground, would it ? " she suggested

"Maybe not; but I'm used to sitting
and I'd like
it with me," he answered
"But here come the ladies and gentlemen
court; so please sit beside me and be presented
"
21
How the King Changed His Mind
Just then
rabbit band of nearly fifty pieces marched in, playing upon golden instruments and dressed in neat uniforms
Following the band came the nobility of Bunnybury, all richly dressed and hopping along on their rear legs
Both the ladies
gentlemen wore white gloves upon their paws, with their rings
outside
gloves,
seemed
the fashion here
lady rabbits carried lorgnettes, while
gentlemen rabbits wore monocles in their left eyes

The courtiers and their ladies paraded past the King, who introduced Princess Dorothy to each couple in
very graceful manner
Then the company seated themselves in chairs and on sofas and looked expectantly at their monarch

"
our royal duty,
as our royal pleasure,"
, "
fitting entertainment
distinguished guest
now present the Royal Band of Whiskered Friskers
"
As he spoke the musicians, who had arranged themselves in
corner, struck up
dance melody while
room pranced the Whiskered Friskers
They were eight pretty rabbits dressed only in gauzy purple skirts fastened around their waists with diamond bands
Their whiskers were colored
rich purple, but otherwise they were pure white

After bowing
King and Dorothy the Friskers began their pranks, and these were so comical that Dorothy laughed with real enjoyment
They
danced together, whirling and gyrating around the room, but they leaped over one another, stood upon their heads and hopped and skipped here and there so nimbly
hard work
track
Finally, they all made double somersaults and turned handsprings
room

The nobility enthusiastically applauded, and Dorothy applauded

"They're fine ! " she said
King

"Yes, the Whiskered Friskers are really very clever," he replied
"
hate to part
when I go away, for
often amused me when
very miserable
I wonder
ask Glinda--"
"No, it wouldn't do at all," declared Dorothy, positively
"There wouldn't be room in your hole
ground for
rabbits, 'spec'ly
get the lily chair and your clothes there
Don't think
thing, your Majesty
"
The King sighed
Then he stood up and announced
company:
"
now hold
military drill by my picked Bodyguard of Royal Pikemen
"
Now the band played
march and
company of rabbit soldiers came in
They wore green and gold uniforms and marched very stiffly but in perfect time
Their spears, or pikes, had slender shafts of polished silver with golden heads, and during the drill they handled these weapons with wonderful dexterity

"
think you'd feel pretty safe
fine Bodyguard," remarked Dorothy

"
," said the King
"They protect me from every harm
I suppose Glinda wouldn't--"
"No," interrupted the girl; "I'm sure she wouldn't
It's the King's own Bodyguard, and
no longer King
't have 'em
"
The King
reply, but he looked rather sorrowful for
time

soldiers had marched out
company:
"The Royal Jugglers will now appear
"
Dorothy had seen many jugglers in her lifetime, but never any so interesting
There were six
, dressed in black satin embroidered with queer symbols in silver--a costume which contrasted strongly with their snow-white fur

First, they pushed in
big red ball and three
rabbit jugglers stood upon its top and made it roll
Then two
caught up
third and tossed him
air, all vanishing, until only the two were left
Then
tossed the other upward and remained alone of all his fellows
This last juggler now touched the red ball, which fell apart, being hollow,
five rabbits who had disappeared
air scrambled
hollow ball

Next they all clung together and rolled swiftly
floor
came to
stop
fat rabbit juggler was seen, the others seeming
inside him
leaped lightly
air and when
down he exploded and separated
original six
Then four
rolled themselves into round balls
other two tossed them around and played ball

These were but
few
tricks the rabbit jugglers performed,