horrified chorus

"Yes; I haven't had anything to eat since last night's supper," she exclaimed
"Are there any eatables in Bunbury ? "
They looked at one another undecidedly, and then one portly bun man, who seemed
person of consequence, stepped forward and said:
"Little girl,
frank
,
all eatables
Everything in Bunbury is eatable to ravenous human creatures like you
But
to escape being eaten and destroyed that
secluded ourselves
out-of-the-way place, and
neither right nor justice in your coming here to feed upon us
"
Dorothy looked at him longingly

"You're bread, aren't you ? " she asked

"Yes; bread and butter
The butter is inside me, so it won't melt and run
I
running myself
"
joke all the others burst into
chorus of laughter, and Dorothy thought they couldn't be much afraid if
laugh like that

"Couldn't I eat something besides people ? " she asked
"Couldn't I eat just one house, or
side-walk or something ? I wouldn't mind much what
,
"
"
public bakery, child," replied the man, sternly
"It's private property
"
"
Mr -- Mr --"
"My name is C
Bunn, Esquire," said the man
"'C' stands for Cinnamon, and this place is called after my family,
the most aristocratic
town
"
"Oh, I don't know
," objected another
queer people
"The Grahams
Browns and Whites are all excellent families, and
none better
kind
I'm
Boston Brown, myself
"
"I admit
all desirable citizens," said Mr Bunn rather stiffly; "but the fact remains
town is called Bunbury
"
"'Scuse me," interrupted Dorothy; "but I'm getting hungrier
Now,
're polite and kind, as I'm sure you
, you'll let me eat SOMETHING
There's
to eat here that
never miss it
"
Then
big, puffed-up man, of
delicate brown color, stepped forward and said:
"
it
shame to
child away hungry, especially as she agrees to eat whatever
spare and not touch our people
"
"So do I, Pop," replied
Roll who stood near

"What, then,
suggest, Mr Over ? " inquired Mr Bunn

"Why, I'll let her eat my back fence, if she wants to
It's made of waffles,
're very crisp and nice
"
"She may also eat my wheelbarrow," added
pleasant looking Muffin
"It's made of nabiscos with
zuzu wheel
"
"
;
," remarked Mr Bunn
"
certainly very kind of you
Go with Pop Over and Mr Muffin, little girl, and
feed you
"
"
," said Dorothy, gratefully
"May I bring my dog Toto,
Yellow Hen ? They're hungry, too
"
"
make them behave ? " asked the Muffin

"
," promised Dorothy

"Then come along," said Pop Over

So Dorothy and Billina and Toto walked up the street
people seemed no longer
at all afraid
Mr Muffin's house came first, and as his wheelbarrow stood
front yard the little girl ate that first
It didn't seem very fresh, but she was so hungry that she was not particular
Toto ate some, too, while Billina picked up the crumbs

While the strangers were engaged in eating,
people came and stood
street curiously watching them
Dorothy noticed six roguish looking brown children standing all in
row, and she asked:
"Who
, little ones ? "
"We're the Graham Gems," replied one; "and we're all twins
"
"I wonder if your mother could spare
of you ? " asked Billina, who decided
were fresh baked; but
dangerous question the six little gems ran away as fast as
go

"You musn't say such things, Billina," said Dorothy, reprovingly
"Now let's go into Pop Over's back yard and get the waffles
"
"I sort of hate to let that fence go," remarked Mr Over, nervously,
walked toward his house
"The neighbors back of us are Soda Biscuits, and I don't care to mix
"
"But I'm hungry yet," declared the girl
"That wheelbarrow wasn't very big
"
"I've got
shortcake piano, but none
family can play
,"
, reflectively
"Suppose you eat that
"
"All right," said Dorothy; "I don't mind
Anything
accommodating
"
So Mr Over led her
house, where she ate the piano,
of an excellent flavor

"
anything to drink here ? " she asked

"Yes; I've
milk pump and
water pump; which will
? " he asked

"I guess I'll try 'em both," said Dorothy

So Mr Over called
wife, who brought
yard
pail made of some kind of baked dough, and Dorothy pumped the pail full of cool, sweet milk and drank it eagerly

The wife of Pop Over was several shades darker than her husband

"Aren't you overdone ? " the little girl asked her

"No indeed," answered the woman
"I'm neither overdone nor done over; I'm just Mrs Over, and I'm the President
Bunbury Breakfast Band
"
Dorothy thanked them for their hospitality and went away
gate Mr Cinnamon Bunn met her and said
show her around the town
"
some very interesting inhabitants," he remarked, walking stiffly beside her
stick-cinnamon legs; "and all of us
in good health are well bred
no longer hungry
call upon
few
most important citizens
"
Toto and Billina followed behind them, behaving
, and
little way down the street they came to
handsome residence where Aunt Sally Lunn lived
The old lady was glad to meet the little girl and gave her
slice of white bread and butter which
used as
door-mat
almost fresh and tasted better than anything Dorothy had eaten
town

"Where
get the butter ? " she inquired

"We dig it
ground, which,
observed, is all flour and meal," replied Mr Bunn
"
butter mine just
opposite side
village
The trees which
here are all doughleanders and doughderas, and
season we get quite
crop of dough-nuts off them
"
"
think the flour would blow around and get into your eyes," said Dorothy

"No," said he; "
bothered with cracker dust sometimes, but never with flour
"
Then
her
Johnny Cake,
cheerful old gentleman who lived near by

"I suppose you've heard of me," said old Johnny, with an air of pride
"I'm
great favorite all over the world
"
"Aren't you rather yellow ? " asked Dorothy, looking at him critically

"Maybe, child
But don't think I'm bilious, for
never in better health in my life," replied the old gentleman
"If anything ailed me, I'd willingly acknowledge the corn
"
"Johnny's
trifle stale," said Mr Bunn,
went away; "but he's
good mixer and never gets cross-grained
now take you
upon some
own relatives
" They visited the Sugar Bunns, the Currant Bunns
Spanish Bunns, the latter having
decidedly foreign appearance
Then they saw the French Rolls, who were very polite
, and made
brief call
Parker H
Rolls, who seemed
bit proud and overbearing

"But they're not as stuck up
Frosted Jumbles," declared Mr Bunn, "
people I really can't abide
I don't like
suspicious or talk scandal, but sometimes
the Jumbles have
baking powder
"
Just then
dreadful scream was heard, and Dorothy turned hastily around
scene of great excitement
little way down the street
The people were crowding around Toto and throwing at him everything
find at hand
They pelted the little dog with hard-tack, crackers, and even articles of furniture which were hard baked and heavy enough for missiles

Toto howeled
little
assortment of bake stuff struck him; but he stood still, with head bowed and tail between his legs, until Dorothy ran up and inquired what the matter was

"Matter ! " cried
rye loafer, indignantly, "why the horrid beast has eaten three
dear Crumpets,
now devouring
Salt-rising Biscuit ! "
"Oh, Toto ! How could you ? " exclaimed Dorothy, much distressed

Toto's mouth was full
salt-rising victim; so he only whined and wagged his tail
But Billina, who had flown
top of
cracker house
in
safe place, called out:
"Don't blame him, Dorothy; the Crumpets dared him
"
"Yes, and you pecked out the eyes of
Raisin Bunn--
best citizens ! " shouted
bread pudding, shaking its fist
Yellow Hen

"What's that ! What's that ? " wailed Mr Cinnamon Bunn, who had now joined them
"Oh, what
misfortune--what
terrible misfortune ! "
"See here," said Dorothy, determined to defend her pets, "
we've treated you all pretty well, seeing you're eatables an' reg'lar food
I've been kind
and eaten your old wheelbarrows and pianos and rubbish, an' not said
word
But Toto and Billina can't be 'spected
hungry
town's full of good things they like to eat, 'cause
't understand your stingy ways as
"
"
leave here at once ! " said Mr Bunn, sternly

"Suppose we won't go ? " said Dorothy, who was now much provoked

"Then," said he, "
put you
great ovens where
made, and bake you
"
Dorothy gazed around and saw threatening looks
faces of all
She
noticed any ovens
town, but
there, nevertheless, for
inhabitants seemed very fresh
So she decided
, and calling to Toto and Billina
her she marched up the street with
dignity as possible, considering that she was followed
hoots and cries
buns and biscuits and other bake stuff

18
How Ozma Looked
Magic Picture
Princess Ozma was
very busy little ruler, for she looked carefully
comfort and welfare of her people and tried
them happy
If any quarrels arose she decided them justly; if
needed counsel or advice she was ready and willing to listen

For