Oz 06: Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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ahorrified chorus .

"Yes; I haven't had anything to eat since last night's supper," she exclaimed ."Are there any eatables in Bunbury ? "

They looked at one another undecidedly, and then one portly bun man, who seemed aperson of consequence, stepped forward and said:

"Little girl, to_be frank with_you, we_are all eatables .Everything in Bunbury is eatable to ravenous human creatures like you .But it_is to escape being eaten and destroyed that we_have secluded ourselves in_this out-of-the-way place, and there_is neither right nor justice in your coming here to feed upon us ."

Dorothy looked at him longingly .

"You're bread, aren't you ? " she asked .

"Yes; bread and butter .The butter is inside me, so it won't melt and run .I do_the running myself ."

at_this joke all the others burst into achorus of laughter, and Dorothy thought they couldn't be much afraid if they_could laugh like that .

"Couldn't I eat something besides people ? " she asked ."Couldn't I eat just one house, or aside-walk or something ? I wouldn't mind much what it_was, you_know ."

" this_is_not apublic bakery, child," replied the man, sternly ."It's private property ."

" I_know Mr -- Mr --"

"My name is C .Bunn, Esquire," said the man ."'C' stands for Cinnamon, and this place is called after my family, which_is the most aristocratic in_the town ."

"Oh, I don't know about_that," objected another of_the queer people ."The Grahams and_the Browns and Whites are all excellent families, and there_is none better of_their kind .I'm aBoston Brown, myself ."

"I admit you_are all desirable citizens," said Mr Bunn rather stiffly; "but the fact remains that_our town is called Bunbury ."

"'Scuse me," interrupted Dorothy; "but I'm getting hungrier every_minute .Now, if_you're polite and kind, as I'm sure you ought_to_be, you'll let me eat SOMETHING .There's so_much to eat here that you_will never miss it ."

Then abig, puffed-up man, of adelicate brown color, stepped forward and said:

" i_think it would_be ashame to send_this child away hungry, especially as she agrees to eat whatever we_can spare and not touch our people ."

"So do I, Pop," replied aRoll who stood near .

"What, then, do_you suggest, Mr Over ? " inquired Mr Bunn .

"Why, I'll let her eat my back fence, if she wants to .It's made of waffles, and_they're very crisp and nice ."

"She may also eat my wheelbarrow," added apleasant looking Muffin ."It's made of nabiscos with azuzu wheel ."

" very_good; very_good," remarked Mr Bunn ." that_is certainly very kind of you .Go with Pop Over and Mr Muffin, little girl, and they_will feed you ."

" thank_you very_much," said Dorothy, gratefully ."May I bring my dog Toto, and_the Yellow Hen ? They're hungry, too ."

" will_you make them behave ? " asked the Muffin .

" of_course," promised Dorothy .

"Then come along," said Pop Over .

So Dorothy and Billina and Toto walked up the street and_the people seemed no longer to_be at all afraid of_them .Mr Muffin's house came first, and as his wheelbarrow stood in_the front yard the little girl ate that first .It didn't seem very fresh, but she was so hungry that she was not particular .Toto ate some, too, while Billina picked up the crumbs .

While the strangers were engaged in eating, many_of_the people came and stood in_the street curiously watching them .Dorothy noticed six roguish looking brown children standing all in arow, and she asked:

"Who are_you, little ones ? "

"We're the Graham Gems," replied one; "and we're all twins ."

"I wonder if your mother could spare one_or_two of you ? " asked Billina, who decided that_they were fresh baked; but at_this dangerous question the six little gems ran away as fast as they_could go .

"You musn't say such things, Billina," said Dorothy, reprovingly ."Now let's go into Pop Over's back yard and get the waffles ."

"I sort of hate to let that fence go," remarked Mr Over, nervously, as_they walked toward his house ."The neighbors back of us are Soda Biscuits, and I don't care to mix with_them ."

"But I'm hungry yet," declared the girl ."That wheelbarrow wasn't very big ."

"I've got ashortcake piano, but none of_my family can play on_it," he_said, reflectively ."Suppose you eat that ."

"All right," said Dorothy; "I don't mind .Anything to_be accommodating ."

So Mr Over led her into_the house, where she ate the piano, which_was of an excellent flavor .

" is_there anything to drink here ? " she asked .

"Yes; I've amilk pump and awater pump; which will you_have ? " he asked .

"I guess I'll try 'em both," said Dorothy .

So Mr Over called to_his wife, who brought into_the yard apail made of some kind of baked dough, and Dorothy pumped the pail full of cool, sweet milk and drank it eagerly .

The wife of Pop Over was several shades darker than her husband .

"Aren't you overdone ? " the little girl asked her .

"No indeed," answered the woman ."I'm neither overdone nor done over; I'm just Mrs Over, and I'm the President of_the Bunbury Breakfast Band ."

Dorothy thanked them for their hospitality and went away . at_the gate Mr Cinnamon Bunn met her and said he_would show her around the town ." we_have some very interesting inhabitants," he remarked, walking stiffly beside her on_his stick-cinnamon legs; "and all of us who_are in good health are well bred . if_you_are no longer hungry we_will call upon afew of_the most important citizens ."

Toto and Billina followed behind them, behaving very_well, and alittle way down the street they came to ahandsome residence where Aunt Sally Lunn lived .The old lady was glad to meet the little girl and gave her aslice of white bread and butter which had_been used as adoor-mat . it_was almost fresh and tasted better than anything Dorothy had eaten in_the town .

"Where do_you get the butter ? " she inquired .

"We dig it out_of_the ground, which, as_you_may_have observed, is all flour and meal," replied Mr Bunn ." there_is abutter mine just at_the opposite side of_the village .The trees which you_see here are all doughleanders and doughderas, and in_the season we get quite acrop of dough-nuts off them ."

" i_should think the flour would blow around and get into your eyes," said Dorothy .

"No," said he; " we_are bothered with cracker dust sometimes, but never with flour ."

Then he_took her to_see Johnny Cake, acheerful old gentleman who lived near by .

"I suppose you've heard of me," said old Johnny, with an air of pride ."I'm agreat favorite all over the world ."

"Aren't you rather yellow ? " asked Dorothy, looking at him critically .

"Maybe, child .But don't think I'm bilious, for i_was never in better health in my life," replied the old gentleman ."If anything ailed me, I'd willingly acknowledge the corn ."

"Johnny's atrifle stale," said Mr Bunn, as_they went away; "but he's agood mixer and never gets cross-grained . i_will now take you to_call upon some of_my own relatives ." They visited the Sugar Bunns, the Currant Bunns and_the Spanish Bunns, the latter having adecidedly foreign appearance .Then they saw the French Rolls, who were very polite to_them, and made abrief call upon_the Parker H .Rolls, who seemed abit proud and overbearing .

"But they're not as stuck up as_the Frosted Jumbles," declared Mr Bunn, " who_are people I really can't abide .I don't like to_be suspicious or talk scandal, but sometimes i_think the Jumbles have too_much baking powder in_them ."

Just then adreadful scream was heard, and Dorothy turned hastily around to_find ascene of great excitement alittle way down the street .The people were crowding around Toto and throwing at him everything they_could find at hand .They pelted the little dog with hard-tack, crackers, and even articles of furniture which were hard baked and heavy enough for missiles .

Toto howeled alittle as_the assortment of bake stuff struck him; but he stood still, with head bowed and tail between his legs, until Dorothy ran up and inquired what the matter was .

"Matter ! " cried arye loafer, indignantly, "why the horrid beast has eaten three of_our dear Crumpets, and_is now devouring aSalt-rising Biscuit ! "

"Oh, Toto ! How could you ? " exclaimed Dorothy, much distressed .

Toto's mouth was full of_his salt-rising victim; so he only whined and wagged his tail .But Billina, who had flown to_the top of acracker house to_be in asafe place, called out:

"Don't blame him, Dorothy; the Crumpets dared him to_do_it ."

"Yes, and you pecked out the eyes of aRaisin Bunn-- one_of_our best citizens ! " shouted abread pudding, shaking its fist at_the Yellow Hen .

"What's that ! What's that ? " wailed Mr Cinnamon Bunn, who had now joined them ."Oh, what amisfortune--what aterrible misfortune ! "

"See here," said Dorothy, determined to defend her pets, " i_think we've treated you all pretty well, seeing you're eatables an' reg'lar food for_us .I've been kind to_you and eaten your old wheelbarrows and pianos and rubbish, an' not said aword .But Toto and Billina can't be 'spected to_go hungry when_the town's full of good things they like to eat, 'cause they_can't understand your stingy ways as I_do ."

" you_must leave here at once ! " said Mr Bunn, sternly .

"Suppose we won't go ? " said Dorothy, who was now much provoked .

"Then," said he, " we_will put you into_the great ovens where we_are made, and bake you ."

Dorothy gazed around and saw threatening looks upon_the faces of all .She had_not noticed any ovens in_the town, but they_might_be there, nevertheless, for some_of_the inhabitants seemed very fresh .So she decided to_go, and calling to Toto and Billina to_follow her she marched up the street with as_much dignity as possible, considering that she was followed by_the hoots and cries of_the buns and biscuits and other bake stuff .

18 .How Ozma Looked into_the Magic Picture

Princess Ozma was avery busy little ruler, for she looked carefully after_the comfort and welfare of her people and tried to_make them happy .If any quarrels arose she decided them justly; if any_one needed counsel or advice she was ready and willing to listen to_them .

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