Oz 06: Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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.And as it_was now getting dark the travelers said good night to one another and went to bed .

Dorothy awoke just as_the light was beginning to_get strong next morning, and not caring to sleep any later she quietly got out of bed, dressed herself, and left the tent where Aunt Em was yet peacefully slumbering .

Outside she noticed Billina busily pecking around to secure bugs or other food for breakfast, but none_of_the men in_the other tent seemed awake .So the little girl decided to_take awalk in_the woods and try to discover some path or road that they_might follow when_they again started upon their journey .

She had reached the edge of_the forest when_the Yellow Hen came fluttering along and asked where she was going .

"Just to_take awalk, Billina; and maybe I'll find some path," said Dorothy .

"Then I'll go along," decided Billina, and scarcely had she spoken when Toto ran up and joined them .

Toto and_the Yellow Hen had become quite friendly by_this_time, although at first they_did_not get along well together .Billina had_been rather suspicious of dogs, and Toto had had an idea that_it_was every dog's duty to chase ahen on sight .But Dorothy had talked to_them and scolded them for not being agreeable to one another until they grew better acquainted and became friends .

I won't say they loved each_other dearly, but at_least they had stopped quarreling and now managed to_get on together very_well .

The day was growing lighter every_minute and driving the black shadows out_of_the forest; so Dorothy found it very pleasant walking under the trees .She went some distance in one direction, but not finding apath, presently turned in adifferent direction . there_was no path here, either, although she advanced quite away into_the forest, winding here and there among_the trees and peering through_the bushes in an endeavor to_find some beaten track .

" i_think we'd better go back," suggested the Yellow Hen, after atime ."The people will all be up by_this_time and breakfast will_be ready ."

" very_well," agreed Dorothy ."Let's see--the camp must_be over this_way ."

She had probably made amistake about_that, for after they had gone far enough to_have reached the camp they still found themselves in_the thick of_the woods .So the little girl stopped short and looked around her, and Toto glanced up into her face with_his bright little eyes and wagged his tail as_if he_knew something was wrong .He couldn't tell much about direction himself, because he had spent his time prowling among_the bushes and running here and there; nor had Billina paid much attention to where they were going, being interested in picking bugs from_the moss as_they passed along .The Yellow Hen now turned one eye up toward the little girl and asked:

" have_you forgotten where the camp is, Dorothy ? "

"Yes," she admitted; " have_you, Billina ? "

"I didn't try to remember," returned Billina ."I'd no idea you_would get lost, Dorothy ."

"It's the thing we don't expect, Billina, that usually happens," observed the girl, thoughtfully ."But it's no use standing here .Let's go in_that direction," pointing afinger at random ."It may_be we'll get out_of_the forest over there ."

So on they went again, but this_way the trees were closer together, and_the vines were so tangled that often they tripped Dorothy up .

Suddenly avoice cried sharply:

"Halt ! "

At first, Dorothy could_see nothing, although she looked around very carefully .But Billina exclaimed:

"Well, I declare ! "

" what_is it ? " asked the little girl: for Toto began barking at something, and following his gaze she discovered what it_was .

arow of spoons had surrounded the three, and these spoons stood straight up on their handles and carried swords and muskets .Their faces were outlined in_the polished bowls and_they looked very stern and severe .

Dorothy laughed at_the queer things .

"Who are_you ? " she asked .

"We're the Spoon Brigade," said one .

" in_the service of_his Majesty King Kleaver," said another .

"And you_are our prisoners," said athird .

Dorothy sat down on an old stump and looked at them, her eyes twinkling with amusement .

"What would happen," she inquired, "if i_should set my dog on_your Brigade ? "

" he_would die," replied one_of_the spoons, sharply ."One shot from_our deadly muskets would kill him, big as he_is ."

"Don't risk it, Dorothy," advised the Yellow Hen ."Remember this_is afairy country, yet none of us three happens to_be afairy ."

Dorothy grew sober at_this .

"P'raps you're right, Billina," she answered ."But how funny it_is, to_be captured by alot of spoons ! "

" I_do_not_see anything very funny about_it," declared aspoon ."We're the regular military brigade of_the kingdom ."

"What kingdom ? " she asked .

"Utensia," said he .

"I never heard of it before," asserted Dorothy .Then she added thoughtfully, "I don't believe Ozma ever heard of Utensia, either .Tell me, are_you not subjects of Ozma of Oz ? "

" we_have never heard of her," retorted aspoon ." we_are subjects of King Kleaver, and obey only his orders, which are to bring all prisoners to him as soon as_they_are captured .So step lively, my girl, and march with_us, or we_may_be tempted to cut off afew of your toes with_our swords ."

This threat made Dorothy laugh again .She did_not believe she was in any danger; but here was anew and interesting adventure, so she was willing to_be taken to Utensia that she might see what King Kleaver's kingdom was like .

16 .How Dorothy Visited Utensia

There must have_been from six to eight dozen spoons in_the Brigade, and_they marched away in_the shape of ahollow square, with Dorothy, Billina and Toto in_the center of_the square . before_they had gone very far Toto knocked over one_of_the spoons by wagging his tail, and then the Captain of_the Spoons told the little dog to_be more careful, or he_would_be punished .So Toto was careful, and_the Spoon Brigade moved along with astonishing swiftness, while Dorothy really had to walk fast to_keep up with it .

By and by they left the woods and entered abig clearing, in which_was the Kingdom of Utensia .

Standing all around the clearing were a good_many cookstoves, ranges and grills, of all sizes and shapes, and besides these there were several kitchen cabinets and cupboards and afew kitchen tables .These things were crowded with utensils of all sorts: frying pans, sauce pans, kettles, forks, knives, basting and soup spoons, nutmeg graters, sifters, colanders, meat saws, flat irons, rolling pins and many_other things of alike nature .

when_the Spoon Brigade appeared with_the prisoners awild shout arose and many_of_the utensils hopped off their stoves or their benches and ran crowding around Dorothy and_the hen and_the dog .

"Stand back ! " cried the Captain, sternly, and he led his captives through_the curious throng until they came before abig range that stood in_the center of_the clearing .Beside this range was abutcher block upon_which lay agreat cleaver with akeen edge .It rested upon_the flat of_its back, its legs were crossed and it_was smoking along pipe .

"Wake up, your Majesty," said the Captain ."Here are prisoners ."

Hearing this, King Kleaver sat up and looked at Dorothy sharply .

"Gristle and fat ! " he cried ."Where did this girl come from ? "

" I_found her in_the forest and brought her here aprisoner," replied the Captain .

"Why did you do_that ? " inquired the King, puffing his pipe lazily .

"To create some excitement," the Captain answered ." it_is so quiet here that we_are all getting rusty for want of amusement . for_my part, I prefer to_see stirring times ."

"Naturally," returned the cleaver, with anod ." I_have always said, Captain, without abit of irony, that you_are asterling officer and asolid citizen, bowled and polished to adegree .But what do_you expect me to_do with_these prisoners ? "

" that_is for_you to decide," declared the Captain ." you_are the King ."

" to_be_sure; to_be_sure," muttered the cleaver, musingly ." as_you say, we_have_had dull times since_the steel and grindstone eloped and left us .Command my Counselors and_the Royal Courtiers to attend me, as_well as_the High Priest and_the Judge .We'll then decide what can_be_done ."

The Captain saluted and retired and Dorothy sat down on an overturned kettle and asked:

" have_you anything to eat in your kingdom ? "

"Here ! Get up ! Get off from me ! " cried afaint voice, at which his Majesty the cleaver said:

"Excuse me, but you're sitting on my friend the Ten-quart Kettle ."

Dorothy at once arose, and_the kettle turned right side up and looked at her reproachfully .

"I'm afriend of_the King, so no one dares sit on me," said he .

"I'd prefer achair, anyway," she replied .

"Sit on_that hearth," commanded the King .

So Dorothy sat on_the hearth-shelf of_the big range, and_the subjects of Utensia began to gather around in alarge and inquisitive throng .Toto lay at Dorothy's feet and Billina flew upon_the range, which had no fire in_it, and perched there as comfortably as she_could .

When all the Counselors and Courtiers had assembled--and these seemed to include most of_the inhabitants of_the kingdom--the King rapped on_the block for order and said:

"Friends and Fellow Utensils ! Our worthy Commander of_the Spoon Brigade, Captain Dipp, has captured the three prisoners you_see before_you and brought them here for--for--I don't know what for .So I ask your advice how to act in_this_matter, and what fate i_should mete out to_these captives .Judge Sifter, stand on my right . it_is your business to sift this affair to_the bottom .High Priest Colender, stand on my left and_see that no one testifies falsely in_this_matter ."

as_these two officials took their places, Dorothy asked:

"Why is_the colander the High Priest ? "

"He's the holiest thing we_have


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