Oz 06: Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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as_to how the man was dressed, to_find the other pieces belonging to him, and as all of_them now worked on_the cook, trying piece after piece to_see if_it would fit, they finally had the cook set up complete .

When he_was finished he_made them alow bow and said:

" i_will go at once to_the kitchen to_prepare your dinner . you_will_find it something of ajob to_get all the Fuddles together, so I advise you to_begin on_the Lord High Chigglewitz, whose first name is Larry .He's abald-headed fat man and_is dressed in ablue coat with brass buttons, apink vest and drab breeches .apiece of_his left knee is missing, having been lost years_ago when he scattered himself too carelessly .That makes him limp alittle, but he gets along very_well with half aknee .As he is_the chief personage in_this town of Fuddlecumjig, he_will_be_able to welcome you and assist you with_the others .So it_will_be best to work on him while I'm getting your dinner ."

" we_will," said the Wizard; "and thank_you very_much, Cook, for_the suggestion ."

Aunt Em was_the first to discover apiece of_the Lord High Chigglewitz .

"It seems to_me like afool business, this matching folks together," she remarked; "but as_we haven't anything to_do till dinner's ready, we_may as_well get rid of some_of_this rubbish .Here, Henry, get busy and look for Larry's bald head .I've got his pink vest, all right ."

They worked with eager interest, and Billina proved agreat help to_them .The Yellow Hen had sharp eyes and could put her head close to_the various pieces that lay scattered around . she_would examine the Lord High Chigglewitz and_see which piece of him was next needed, and then hunt around until she found it .So before an hour had passed old Larry was standing complete before them .

"I congratulate you, my friends," he_said, speaking in acheerful voice ." you_are certainly the cleverest people who ever visited us . i_was never matched together so quickly in my life .I'm considered agreat puzzle, usually ."

"Well," said Dorothy, "there used to_be apicture puzzle craze in Kansas, and so I've had some 'sperience matching puzzles .But the pictures were flat, while you_are round, and_that makes you harder to figure out ."

" thank_you, my dear," replied old Larry, greatly pleased ." I_feel highly complimented .Were I not areally good puzzle, there would_be no object in my scattering myself ."

"Why do you_do it ? " asked Aunt Em, severely ."Why don't you behave yourself, and stay put together ? "

The Lord High Chigglewitz seemed annoyed by_this speech; but he replied, politely:

"Madam, you_have perhaps noticed that every person has some peculiarity .Mine is to scatter myself .What your own peculiarity is i_will_not venture to_say; but I_shall never find fault with_you, whatever you_do ."

"Now you've got your diploma, Em," said Uncle Henry, with alaugh, "and I'm glad of it . this_is aqueer country, and we_may as_well take people as we_find them ."

"If we_did, we'd leave these folks scattered," she returned, and this retort made everybody laugh good-naturedly .

Just then Omby Amby found ahand with aknitting needle in_it, and_they decided to_put Grandmother Gnit together .She proved an easier puzzle than old Larry, and when she was completed they found her apleasant old lady who welcomed them cordially .Dorothy told her how the kangaroo had lost her mittens, and Grandmother Gnit promised to set to work at once and make_the poor animal another pair .

Then the cook came to_call them to dinner, and_they found an inviting meal prepared for_them .The Lord High Chigglewitz sat at_the head of_the table and Grandmother Gnit at_the foot, and_the guests had amerry time and thoroughly enjoyed themselves .

After dinner they went out into_the yard and matched several_other people together, and this work was so interesting that_they might_have spent the entire day at Fuddlecumjig had_not the Wizard suggested that_they resume their journey .

"But I don't like to leave all these poor people scattered," said Dorothy, undecided what to_do .

"Oh, don't mind us, my dear," returned old Larry ."Every day or so some_of_the Gillikins, or Munchkins, or Winkies come here to amuse themselves by matching us together, so there_will_be no harm in leaving these pieces where they_are for atime .But I_hope_you_will visit us again, and if_you_do you_will always be welcome, I assure you ."

"Don't you ever match each_other ? " she inquired .

"Never; for we_are no puzzles to ourselves, and so there wouldn't be any fun in_it ."

They now said goodbye to_the queer Fuddles and got into their wagon to_continue their journey .

"Those are certainly strange people," remarked Aunt Em, thoughtfully, as_they drove away from Fuddlecumjig, "but I really can't see what use they_are, at all ."

"Why, they amused us all for several hours," replied the Wizard ." that_is being of use to_us, I'm sure ."

" i_think they're more fun than playing solitaire or mumbletypeg," declared Uncle Henry, soberly ." for_my part, I'm glad we visited the Fuddles ."

13 .How the General Talked to_the King

When General Guph returned to_the cavern of_the Nome King his Majesty asked:

"Well, what luck ? Will the Whimsies join us ? "

" they_will," answered the General ." they_will fight for_us with all their strength and cunning ."

"Good ! " exclaimed the King ."What reward did you promise them ? "

"Your Majesty is to use the Magic Belt to_give each Whimsie alarge, fine head, in place of_the small one he_is now obliged to wear ."

"I agree to_that," said the King ." this_is good news, Guph, and it makes me feel more certain of_the conquest of Oz ."

"But I_have other news for_you," announced the General .

"Good or bad ? "

"Good, your Majesty ."

"Then i_will hear it," said the King, with interest .

"The Growleywogs will join us ."

"No ! " cried the astonished King .

"Yes, indeed," said the General ." I_have their promise ."

"But what reward do they demand ? " inquired the King, suspiciously, for he_knew how greedy the Growleywogs were .

" they_are to_take afew of_the Oz people for their slaves," replied Guph . he_did_not think it necessary to_tell Roquat that_the Growleywogs demanded twenty thousand slaves .It would_be time enough for_that when Oz was conquered .

"A very reasonable request, I'm sure," remarked the King ." I_must congratulate you, Guph, upon_the wonderful success of your journey ."

"But that_is_not all," said the General, proudly .

The King seemed astonished ."Speak out, sir ! " he commanded .

" I_have_seen the First and Foremost Phanfasm of_the Mountain of Phantastico, and he_will bring his people to assist us ."

"What ! " cried the King ."The Phanfasms ! You don't mean it, Guph ! "

" it_is true," declared the General, proudly .

The King became thoughtful, and_his brows wrinkled .

"I'm afraid, Guph," he_said rather anxiously, " that_the First and Foremost may prove as dangerous to_us as_to_the Oz people .If he and_his terrible band come down from_the mountain they_may take_the notion to conquer the Nomes ! "

"Pah ! that_is afoolish idea," retorted Guph, irritably, but he_knew in_his heart that_the King was right ."The First and Foremost is aparticular friend of_mine, and will do us no harm .Why, when i_was there, he even invited me into his house ."

The General neglected to_tell the King how he had_been jerked into_the hut of_the First and Foremost by_means of_the brass hoop .So Roquat the Red looked at his General admiringly and said:

" you_are awonderful Nome, Guph .I'm sorry I_did_not make you my General before .But what reward did the First and Foremost demand ? "

"Nothing at all," answered Guph ."Even the Magic Belt itself could_not add to_his powers of sorcery .All the Phanfasms wish is to destroy the Oz people, who_are good and happy .This pleasure will amply repay them for assisting us ."

"When will they_come ? " asked Roquat, half fearfully .

" when_the tunnel is completed," said the General .

" we_are nearly halfway under the desert now," announced the King; " and_that is fast work, because the tunnel has_to be drilled through solid rock .But after we_have passed the desert it_will_not take us long to extend the tunnel to_the walls of_the Emerald City ."

"Well, whenever you_are ready, we_shall_be joined by_the Whimsies, the Growleywogs and_the Phanfasms," said Guph; "so the conquest of Oz is assured without adoubt ."

Again, the King seemed thoughtful .

"I'm almost sorry we_did_not undertake the conquest alone," said he ."All of_these allies are dangerous people, and they_may demand more than you_have promised them .It might_have_been better to_have conquered Oz without any outside assistance ."

" we_could_not do_it," said the General, positively


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