Oz 06: Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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and_the chief joy of_the race of Phanfasms is to destroy happiness .So i_think it_is lucky that_this messenger from_the Nomes arrived among us just now, to remind us that_the opportunity has_come for_us to_make trouble . we_will use King Roquat's tunnel to conquer the Land of Oz .Then we_will destroy the Whimsies, the Growleywogs and_the Nomes, and afterward go out to ravage and annoy and grieve the whole world ."

The multitude of evil Phanfasms eagerly applauded this plan, which they fully approved .

I_am told that_the Erbs are the most powerful and merciless of all the evil spirits, and_the Phanfasms of Phantastico belong to_the race of Erbs .

12 .How they Matched the Fuddles

Dorothy and her fellow travelers rode away from_the Cuttenclip village and followed the indistinct path as far as_the sign-post .Here they took the main road again and proceeded pleasantly through_the pretty farming country .When evening came they stopped at adwelling and were joyfully welcomed and given plenty to eat and good beds for_the night .

Early next morning, however, they were up and eager to start, and after agood breakfast they bade their host good-bye and climbed into_the red wagon, to_which_the Sawhorse had_been hitched all night .Being made of wood, this horse never got tired nor cared to lie down .Dorothy was not quite_sure whether he ever slept or not, but it_was certain that he never did when anybody was around .

The weather is always beautiful in Oz, and this_morning the air was cool and refreshing and_the sunshine brilliant and delightful .

In about an hour they came to aplace where another road branched off . there_was asign-post here which read:

this_way TO FUDDLECUMJIG

"Oh, here_is where we turn," said Dorothy, observing the sign .

"What ! Are we going to Fuddlecumjig ? " asked the Captain General .

"Yes; Ozma thought we_might enjoy the Fuddles . they_are said to_be very interesting," she replied .

"No one would suspect it from their name," said Aunt Em ." who_are they, anyhow ? More paper things ? "

" i_think not," answered Dorothy, laughing; "but I_can't say 'zactly, Aunt Em, what they_are .We'll find out when we get there ."

"Perhaps the Wizard knows," suggested Uncle Henry .

"No; I've never been there before," said the Wizard ."But I've often heard of Fuddlecumjig and_the Fuddles, who_are said to_be the most peculiar people in all the Land of Oz ."

"In what way ? " asked the Shaggy Man .

"I don't know, I'm sure," said the Wizard .

Just then, as_they rode along the pretty green lane toward Fuddlecumjig, they espied akangaroo sitting by_the roadside .The poor animal had its face covered with both its front paws and was crying so bitterly that_the tears coursed down its cheeks in two tiny streams and trickled across the road, where they formed apool in asmall hollow .

The Sawhorse stopped short at_this pitiful sight, and Dorothy cried out, with ready sympathy:

"What's the matter, Kangaroo ? "

"Boo-hoo ! Boo-hoo ! " wailed the Kangaroo; "I've lost my mi--mi--mi--Oh, boo-hoo ! Boo-hoo ! "--

"Poor thing," said the Wizard, "she's lost her mister .It's probably her husband, and he's dead ."

"No, no, no ! " sobbed the kangaroo ."It--it isn't that .I've lost my mi--mi--Oh, boo, boo-hoo ! "

" I_know," said the Shaggy Man; "she's lost her mirror ."

"No; it's my mi--mi--mi--Boo-hoo ! My mi--Oh, Boo-hoo ! " and_the kangaroo cried harder than ever .

"It must_be her mince-pie," suggested Aunt Em .

"Or her milk-toast," proposed Uncle Henry .

"I've lost my mi--mi--mittens ! " said the kangaroo, getting it out at last .

"Oh ! " cried the Yellow Hen, with acackle of relief ."Why didn't you say so before ? "

"Boo-hoo ! I--I--couldn't," answered the kangaroo .

"But, see here," said Dorothy, "you don't need mittens in_this warm weather ."

"Yes, indeed I_do," replied the animal, stopping her sobs and removing her paws from her face to look at_the little girl reproachfully ."My hands will get all sunburned and tanned without my mittens, and I've worn them so_long that I'll probably catch cold without them ."

"Nonsense ! " said Dorothy ."I never heard of any kangaroo wearing mittens ."

"Didn't you ? " asked the animal, as_if surprised .

"Never ! " repeated the girl ."And you'll probably make yourself sick if_you don't stop crying .Where do_you live ? "

"About two miles beyond Fuddlecumjig," was_the answer ."Grandmother Gnit made me the mittens, and she's one_of_the Fuddles ."

"Well, you'd better go home now, and perhaps the old lady will make you another pair," suggested Dorothy ."We're on_our way to Fuddlecumjig, and you_may hop along beside us ."

So they rode on, and_the kangaroo hopped beside the red wagon and seemed quickly to_have forgotten her loss .By and by_the Wizard said to_the animal:

"Are the Fuddles nice people ? "

"Oh, very nice," answered the kangaroo; " that_is, when_they're properly put together .But they get dreadfully scattered and mixed up, at times, and then you_can't do anything with_them ."

"What do_you_mean by their getting scattered ? " inquired Dorothy .

"Why, they're made in a good_many small pieces," explained the kangaroo; "and whenever any stranger comes near them they_have ahabit of falling apart and scattering themselves around .That's when_they get so dreadfully mixed, and it's ahard puzzle to_put them together again ."

"Who usually puts them together ? " asked Omby Amby .

" any_one who_is able to match the pieces .I sometimes put Grandmother Gnit together myself, because I_know her so_well I_can tell every piece that belongs to her .Then, when she's all matched, she knits for_me, and_that's how she made my mittens .But it took a good_many days hard knitting, and I had to_put Grandmother together agood many_times, because every time I_came near, she'd scatter herself ."

" i_should think she_would get used to your coming, and not be afraid," said Dorothy .

"It isn't that," replied the kangaroo ."They're not abit afraid, when_they're put together, and usually they're very jolly and pleasant .It's just ahabit they_have, to scatter themselves, and if_they didn't do_it they wouldn't be Fuddles ."

The travelers thought upon_this quite seriously for atime, while the Sawhorse continued to carry them rapidly forward .Then Aunt Em remarked:

"I don't see much use our visitin' these Fuddles .If we_find them scattered, all we_can do is to sweep 'em up, and then go about our business ."

"Oh, I b'lieve we'd better go on," replied Dorothy ."I'm getting hungry, and we_must try to_get some luncheon at Fuddlecumjig .Perhaps the food won't be scattered as badly as_the people ."

"You'll find plenty to eat there," declared the kangaroo, hopping along in big bounds because the Sawhorse was going so fast; "and they_have afine cook, too, if_you_can manage to_put him together .There's the town now--just ahead of us ! "

They looked ahead and saw agroup of very pretty houses standing in agreen field alittle apart from_the main road .

"Some Munchkins came here a few_days_ago and matched alot of people together," said the kangaroo ." i_think they_are together yet, and if_you go softly, without making any noise, perhaps they won't scatter ."

"Let's try it," suggested the Wizard .

So they stopped the Sawhorse and got out_of_the wagon, and, after bidding good bye to_the kangaroo, who hopped away home, they entered the field and very cautiously approached the group of houses .

So silently did they move that soon they saw through_the windows of_the houses, people moving around, while others were passing to and fro in_the yards between_the buildings .They seemed much like other people from adistance, and apparently they_did_not notice the little party so quietly approaching .

They had almost reached the nearest house when Toto saw alarge beetle crossing the path and barked loudly at it .Instantly awild clatter was heard from_the houses and yards .Dorothy thought it sounded like asudden hailstorm, and_the visitors, knowing that caution was no longer necessary, hurried forward to_see what had happened .

after_the clatter an intense stillness reigned in_the town .The strangers entered the first house they came to, which_was also the largest, and found the floor strewn with pieces of_the people who lived there .They looked much like fragments of wood neatly painted, and were of all sorts of curious and fantastic shapes, no two pieces being in any_way alike .

They picked up some_of_these pieces and looked at them carefully .On one which Dorothy held was an eye, which looked at her pleasantly but with an interested expression, as_if it wondered what she was going to_do with it .Quite near by she discovered and picked up anose, and by matching the two pieces together found that_they were part of aface .

"If I_could find the mouth," she said, "this Fuddle might_be able to_talk, and tell us what to_do next ."

"Then let_us find it," replied the Wizard, and so all got down on their hands and knees and began examining the scattered pieces .

"I've found it ! " cried the Shaggy Man, and ran to Dorothy with aqueer-shaped piece that had amouth on_it .But when_they tried to fit it to_the eye and nose they found the parts wouldn't match together .

"That mouth belongs to some other person," said Dorothy ." you_see we_need acurve here and apoint there, to_make it fit the face ."

"Well, it must_be here some place," declared the Wizard; "so if_we search long enough we_shall find it ."

Dorothy fitted an ear on next, and_the ear had alittle patch of red hair above it .So while the others were searching for_the mouth she hunted for pieces with red hair, and found several of_them which, when matched to_the other pieces, formed the top of aman's head .She had also found the other eye and_the ear by_the_time Omby Amby in afar corner discovered the mouth . when_the face was thus completed, all the parts joined together with anicety that was astonishing .

"Why, it's like apicture puzzle ! " exclaimed the little girl ."Let's find the rest of him, and get him all together ."

"What's the rest of him like ? " asked the Wizard ."Here are some pieces of blue legs and green arms, but I don't know whether they_are his or not ."

"Look for awhite shirt and awhite apron," said the head which had_been put together, speaking in arather faint voice ."I'm the cook ."

"Oh, thank_you," said Dorothy ."It's lucky we started you first, for I'm hungry, and you_can_be cooking something for_us to eat while we match the other folks together ."

it_was not so very difficult, now that_they had ahint as_to how the man was dressed,


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