Oz 06: Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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of_time in study that_may now be better employed in practicing athletics ."

"Seems to_me the pills are agood thing," said Omby Amby, who remembered how it used to_make his head ache as aboy to study arithmetic .

" they_are, sir," declared the Wogglebug, earnestly ."They give_us an advantage over all other colleges, because at no loss of_time our boys become thoroughly conversant with Greek and Latin, Mathematics and Geography, Grammar and Literature . you_see they_are never obliged to interrupt their games to acquire the lesser branches of learning ."

"It's agreat invention, I'm sure," said Dorothy, looking admiringly at_the Wizard, who blushed modestly at_this praise .

"We live in an age of progress," announced Professor Wogglebug, pompously ." it_is easier to swallow knowledge than to acquire it laboriously from books . is_it not so, my friends ? "

"Some folks can swallow anything," said Aunt Em, "but to_me this seems too_much like taking medicine ."

"Young men in college always have to_take their medicine, one_way or another," observed the Wizard, with asmile; "and, as our Professor says, these School Pills have proved to_be agreat success .One day while i_was making them I happened to drop one_of_them, and one of Billina's chickens gobbled it up .a few_minutes afterward this chick got upon aroost and recited 'The Boy Stood on_the Burning Deck' without making asingle mistake .Then it recited 'The Charge of_the Light Brigade' and afterwards 'Excelsior .' you_see, the chicken had eaten an Elocution Pill ."

They now bade good-bye to_the Professor, and thanking him for_his kind reception mounted again into_the red wagon and continued their journey .

10 .How the Cuttenclips Lived

The travelers had taken no provisions with_them because they knew that they_would_be welcomed wherever they_might go in_the Land of Oz, and that_the people would feed and lodge them with genuine hospitality .So about noon they stopped at afarm-house and were given adelicious luncheon of bread and milk, fruits and wheat cakes with maple syrup .After resting awhile and strolling through_the orchards with their host--a round, jolly farmer--they got into_the wagon and again started the Sawhorse along the pretty, winding road .

There were signposts at all the corners, and finally they came to one which read:

TAKE THIS ROAD to_the CUTTENCLIPS

there_was also ahand pointing in_the right direction, so they turned the Sawhorse that way and found it a very_good road, but seemingly little traveled .

"I've never seen the Cuttenclips before," remarked Dorothy .

"Nor I," said the Captain General .

"Nor I," said the Wizard .

"Nor I," said Billina .

"I've hardly been out_of_the Emerald City since I arrived in_this country," added the Shaggy Man .

"Why, none of us has_been there, then," exclaimed the little girl ."I wonder what the Cuttenclips are like ."

" we_shall soon find out," said the Wizard, with asly laugh ."I've heard they_are rather flimsy things ."

The farm-houses became fewer as_they proceeded, and_the path was at times so faint that_the Sawhorse had hard work to_keep in_the road .The wagon began to jounce, too; so they were obliged to_go slowly .

After asomewhat wearisome journey they came in sight of ahigh wall, painted blue with pink ornaments .This wall was circular, and seemed to enclose alarge space . it_was so high that only the tops of_the trees could_be seen above it .

The path led up_to asmall door in_the wall, which_was closed and latched . upon_the door was asign in gold letters reading as follows:

VISITORS are requested to MOVE SLOWLY and CAREFULLY, and to avoid COUGHING or making any BREEZE or DRAUGHT .

"That's strange," said the Shaggy Man, reading the sign aloud ." who_are the Cuttenclips, anyhow ? "

"Why, they're paper dolls," answered Dorothy ."Didn't you_know that ? "

"Paper dolls ! Then let's go somewhere else," said Uncle Henry ."We're all too old to play with dolls, Dorothy ."

"But these are different," declared the girl ."They're alive ."

"Alive ! " gasped Aunt Em, in amazement .

"Yes .Let's go in," said Dorothy .

So they all got out_of_the wagon, since_the door in_the wall was not big enough for_them to drive the Sawhorse and wagon through it .

"You stay here, Toto ! " commanded Dorothy, shaking her finger at_the little dog ."You're so careless that you_might make abreeze if I let you inside ."

Toto wagged his tail as_if disappointed at being left behind; but he_made no effort to_follow them .The Wizard unlatched the door, which opened outward, and_they all looked eagerly inside .

Just before_the entrance was drawn up aline of tiny soldiers, with uniforms brightly painted and paper guns upon their shoulders .They were exactly alike, from one end of_the line to_the other, and all were cut out of paper and joined together in_the centers of_their bodies .

as_the visitors entered the enclosure the Wizard let the door swing back into place, and at once the line of soldiers tumbled over, fell flat upon their backs, and lay fluttering upon_the ground .

"Hi there ! " called one_of_them; "what do_you_mean by slamming the door and blowing us over ? "

"I beg your pardon, I'm sure," said the Wizard, regretfully ."I didn't know you were so delicate ."

"We're not delicate ! " retorted another soldier, raising his head from_the ground ." we_are strong and healthy; but we_can't stand draughts ."

"May I help_you up ? " asked Dorothy .

" if_you please," replied the end soldier ."But do_it gently, little girl ."

Dorothy carefully stood up the line of soldiers, who first dusted their painted clothes and then saluted the visitors with their paper muskets . from_the end it_was easy to_see that_the entire line had_been cut out of paper, although from_the front the soldiers looked rather solid and imposing .

"I've aletter of introduction from Princess Ozma to Miss Cuttenclip," announced Dorothy .

" very_well," said the end soldier, and blew upon apaper whistle that hung around his neck .At once apaper soldier in aCaptain's uniform came out of apaper house near by and approached the group at_the entrance . he_was not very big, and he walked rather stiffly and uncertainly on_his paper legs; but he had apleasant face, with very red cheeks and very blue eyes, and he bowed so low to_the strangers that Dorothy laughed, and_the breeze from her mouth nearly blew the Captain over .He wavered and struggled and finally managed to remain upon his feet .

"Take care, Miss ! " he_said, warningly ."You're breaking the rules, you_know, by laughing ."

"Oh, I didn't know that," she replied .

"To laugh in_this place is nearly as dangerous as_to cough," said the Captain ."You'll have to breathe very quietly, I assure you ."

"We'll try to," promised the girl ."May we see Miss Cuttenclip, please ? "

" you_may," promptly returned the Captain ." this_is one of her reception days .Be good enough to_follow me ."

He turned and led the way up apath, and as_they followed slowly, because the paper Captain did_not move very swiftly, they took the opportunity to gaze around them at_this strange paper country .

Beside the path were paper trees, all cut out very neatly and painted abrilliant green color .And back of_the trees were rows of cardboard houses, painted in various colors but most of_them having green blinds .Some were large and some small, and in_the front yards were beds of paper flowers quite natural in appearance .Over some_of_the porches paper vines were twined, giving them acozy and shady look .

as_the visitors passed along the street a good_many paper dolls came to_the doors and windows of_their houses to look at them curiously .These dolls were nearly all the same height, but were cut into various shapes, some being fat and some lean .The girl dolls wore many beautiful costumes of tissue paper, making them quite fluffy; but their heads and hands were no thicker than_the paper of_which they were made .

some_of_the paper people were on_the street, walking along or congregated in groups and talking together; but as_soon_as they saw the strangers they all fluttered into_the houses as fast as they_could go, so as_to be out of danger .

"Excuse me if I go edgewise," remarked the Captain as_they came to aslight hill ." I_can get along faster that way and not flutter so_much ."

"That's all right," said Dorothy ."We don't mind how you go, I'm sure ."

At one side of_the street was apaper pump, and apaper boy was pumping paper water into apaper pail .The Yellow Hen happened to brush against this boy with her wing, and he flew into_the air and fell into apaper tree, where he stuck until the Wizard gently pulled him out . at_the same time, the pail went into_the air, spilling the paper water, while the paper pump bent nearly double .

"Goodness me ! " said the Hen ."If i_should flop my wings I believe I'd knock over the whole village ! "

"Then don't flop them--please don't ! " entreated the Captain ."Miss Cuttenclip would_be very_much distressed if her village was spoiled ."

"Oh, I'll be careful," promised Billina .

" are_not all these paper girls and women named Miss Cuttenclips ? " inquired Omby Amby .

"No indeed," answered the Captain, who was walking better since he began to move edgewise ." there_is but one Miss Cuttenclip, who_is our Queen, because she made us all .These girls are Cuttenclips, to_be_sure, but their names are Emily and Polly and Sue and Betty and such things .Only the Queen is called Miss Cuttenclip ."

" I_must say that_this place beats anything I ever heard of," observed Aunt Em ."I used to play with paper dolls myself, an' cut 'em out; but I never thought I'd ever see such things alive ."

"I don't see as it's any more curious than hearing hens talk," returned Uncle Henry .

"You're likely to_see many queer things in_the Land of Oz, sir," said the Wizard ."But afairy country is extremely interesting when_you get used to being surprised ."

"Here we_are ! " called the Captain, stopping before acottage .

This house was_made of wood, and was remarkably pretty in design . in_the Emerald City it would_have_been considered atiny dwelling, indeed; but in_the midst of_this paper village it seemed immense .Real flowers were in_the garden and real trees grew beside it . upon_the front door was asign reading:

MISS CUTTENCLIP .

Just as_they reached the porch the front door opened and alittle girl stood before them .She appeared


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