bringing them here from Kansas
" Aunt Em tried to "slick" her hair, and she hid the dish-towel and dish under her apron while she bowed
lovely Ozma
Uncle Henry took off his straw hat and held it awkwardly
hands

But the Ruler of Oz rose and came from her throne to greet her newly arrived guests, and she smiled as sweetly upon them as
king and queen

"
very welcome here, where
brought you for Princess Dorothy's sake," she said, graciously, "and
be quite happy in your new home
" Then she turned to her courtiers, who were silently and gravely regarding the scene, and added: "I present to my people our Princess Dorothy's beloved Uncle Henry and Aunt Em,
hereafter be subjects
kingdom
please me
show them every kindness and honor in your power, and to join me in making them happy and contented
"
Hearing this, all those assembled bowed low and respectfully
old farmer
wife, who bobbed their own heads in return

"And now," said Ozma
, "Dorothy will show you the rooms prepared
like them, and shall expect you to join me at luncheon
"
So Dorothy led her relatives away, and
they were
Throne Room and alone
corridor, Aunt Em squeezed Dorothy's hand and said:
"Child, child ! How
did we ever get here so quick ?
it all real ?
we to stay here, as she says ? And what does it all mean, anyhow ? "
Dorothy laughed

"Why didn't you tell us what you were goin'
? " inquired Uncle Henry, reproachfully
"If I'd known
, I'd 'a put on my Sunday clothes
"
"I'll 'splain ever'thing
we get to your rooms," promised Dorothy
"You're in great luck, Uncle Henry and Aunt Em; an' so am I ! And oh ! I'm so happy
got you here, at last ! "
As he walked
little girl's side, Uncle Henry stroked his whiskers thoughtfully
"'Pears
, Dorothy, we won't make bang-up fairies," he remarked

"An' my back hair looks like
fright ! " wailed Aunt Em

"Never mind," returned the little girl, reassuringly
"You won't have anything
now but to look pretty, Aunt Em; an' Uncle Henry won't have to work till his back aches, that's certain
"
"Sure ? " they asked, wonderingly, and
same breath

"Course I'm sure," said Dorothy
"You're
Fairyland of Oz, now; an' what's more, you belong
! "
6
How Guph Visited the Whimsies
The new General
Nome King's army knew perfectly well that to fail
plans meant death for him
Yet
not at all anxious or worried
He hated
who was good and longed
all who were happy unhappy
Therefore he had accepted this dangerous position as General quite willingly, feeling sure
evil mind that
lot of mischief and finally conquer the Land of Oz

Yet Guph determined
careful, and to lay his plans well, so as not to fail
He argued that only careless people fail in what they attempt

The mountains underneath which the Nome King's extensive caverns were located lay grouped just north
Land of Ev, which lay directly across the deadly desert
east
Land of Oz
mountains were also
edge
desert the Nome King found that he had only to tunnel underneath the desert to reach Ozma's dominions
wish his armies to appear above ground
Country
Winkies,
the part
Land of Oz nearest to King Roquat's own country, as then the people would give the alarm and enable Ozma to fortify the Emerald City and assemble an army
all the Oz people by surprise; so he decided to run the tunnel clear through
Emerald City, where he
hosts could break
ground without warning and conquer the people
had time to defend themselves

Roquat the Red began work at once upon his tunnel, setting
thousand miners
task and building it high and broad enough
armies to march through it with ease
The Nomes were used to making tunnels, as all the kingdom
they lived was under ground; so they made rapid progress

While this work was going on General Guph started out alone to visit the Chief
Whimsies

These Whimsies were curious people who lived in
retired country
own
They had large, strong bodies, but heads so small
were no bigger than door-knobs
, such tiny heads
contain any great amount of brains,
Whimsies were so ashamed
personal appearance and lack of commonsense
wore big heads made of pasteboard, which they fastened over their own little heads
pasteboard heads they sewed sheep's wool for hair,
wool was colored many tints--pink, green and lavender being the favorite colors
The faces
false heads were painted in many ridiculous ways, according
whims
owners, and these big, burly creatures looked so whimsical and absurd in their queer masks
were called "Whimsies
" They foolishly imagined that no one would suspect the little heads that were inside the imitation ones, not knowing
folly
to appear otherwise than as nature
us

The Chief
Whimsies had as little wisdom
others, and
chosen chief merely because none among them was any wiser or more capable of ruling
The Whimsies were evil spirits and
killed
They were hated and feared by
and were known as terrible fighters because they were so strong and muscular and
sense enough
were defeated

General Guph thought the Whimsies
great help
Nomes
conquest of Oz, for under his leadership
be induced to fight as long so
stand up
So he traveled
country and asked
the Chief, who lived in
house that had
picture
grotesque false head painted over the doorway

The Chief's false head had blue hair,
turned-up nose, and
mouth that stretched half across the face
Big green eyes
painted upon it, but
center
chin were two small holes made
pasteboard, so
Chief
through them
own tiny eyes; for
big head was fastened upon his shoulders the eyes
own natural head were on
level
false chin

Said General Guph
Chief
Whimsies:
"We Nomes are going to conquer the Land of Oz and capture our King's Magic Belt, which the Oz people stole
Then
going to plunder and destroy the whole country
And
the Whimsies to
"
"Will there be any fighting ? " asked the Chief

"Plenty," replied Guph

have pleased the Chief, for he got up and danced around the room three times
Then he seated himself again, adjusted his false head, and said:
"
no quarrel with Ozma of Oz
"
"But you Whimsies love to fight, and
splendid chance
," urged Guph

"Wait till I sing
song," said the Chief
Then he lay back
chair and sang
foolish song that
seem
General to mean anything, although he listened carefully
When he had finished, the Chief Whimsie looked at him
holes
chin and asked:
"What reward
? "
The General was prepared
question, for he
thinking the matter over
journey
People often do
good deed without hope of reward, but for an evil deed they always demand payment

"When we get our Magic Belt,"
reply, "our King, Roquat the Red, will use its power
every Whimsie
natural head as big and fine
false head he now wears
Then
no longer be ashamed because your big strong bodies have such teenty-weenty heads
"
"Oh !
? " asked the Chief, eagerly

"We surely will," promised the General

"I'll talk to my people," said the Chief

So
meeting of all the Whimsies and told them
offer made
Nomes
The creatures were delighted
bargain, and at once agreed to fight
Nome King and help him to conquer Oz

One Whimsie alone seemed
glimmer of sense, for he asked:
"Suppose we fail to capture the Magic Belt ?
happen then, and what good will all our fighting do ? "
But they threw him
river for asking foolish questions, and laughed
water ruined his pasteboard head before
swim out again

So the compact
and General Guph was delighted
success in gaining such powerful allies

But there were other people, too, just as important
Whimsies, whom the clever old Nome had determined to win
side

7
How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
"These are your rooms," said Dorothy, opening
door

Aunt Em drew back
sight
splendid furniture and draperies

"Ain't there any place to wipe my feet ? " she asked

"
soon change your slippers for new shoes," replied Dorothy
"Don't be afraid, Aunt Em
where
to live, so walk right in and make yourself at home
"
Aunt Em advanced hesitatingly

"It beats the Topeka Hotel ! " she cried admiringly
"But this place is too grand
, child
Can't
some back room
attic, that's more
class ? "
"No," said Dorothy
"You've got to live here, 'cause Ozma says so
And all the rooms
palace are just as fine
, and some are better
It won't do any good to fuss, Aunt Em
You've got
swell and high-toned
Land of Oz, whether
to or not; so
make up your mind
"
"It's hard luck," replied her aunt, looking around with an awed expression; "but folks can get used to anything,
try
Eh, Henry ? "
"Why,
," said Uncle Henry, slowly, "I b'lieve in takin' what's pervided us, an' askin' no questions
I've traveled some, Em, in
, and you hain't; an' that makes
difference atween us
"
Then Dorothy showed them
rooms
The first was
handsome sitting-room, with windows opening
rose gardens
Then came separate bedrooms for Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, with
fine bathroom
Aunt Em had
pretty dressing room, besides, and Dorothy opened the closets and showed several exquisite costumes that
provided for her aunt
royal dressmakers, who had worked all night
them ready
Everything that Aunt Em could possibly need was
drawers and closets, and her dressing-table was covered with engraved gold toilet articles

Uncle Henry had nine suits of clothes, cut
popular Munchkin fashion, with knee-breeches, silk stockings, and low shoes with jeweled buckles
The hats to match these costumes had pointed tops and wide brims with small gold bells around the edges
His shirts were of fine linen with frilled bosoms,
vests were richly embroidered with colored silks

Uncle Henry decided that
first take
bath and then dress himself in
blue satin suit that had caught his fancy
He accepted his good fortune with calm composure and refused