
"Oh,
old, and has worked enough
lifetime," interrupted the girl Ruler; "so
find
place for your uncle and aunt where
comfortable and happy and need not work more than they care to
When shall we transport them here, Dorothy ? "
"I promised
them again
were turned
farmhouse," answered Dorothy; "so--perhaps next Saturday--"
"But why wait
? " asked Ozma
"And why
journey back to Kansas again ?
surprise them, and bring them here without any warning
"
"I'm not sure
believe
Land of Oz," said Dorothy, "though I've told 'em 'bout it lots of times
"
"They'll believe
see it," declared Ozma; "and
told
magical journey to our fairyland, it may make them nervous
the best way
to use the Magic Belt without warning them, and when
arrived
explain
whatever
understand
"
"Perhaps that's best," decided Dorothy
"There isn't much use in their staying
farm until
put out, 'cause it's much nicer here
"
"Then to-morrow morning they shall come here," said Princess Ozma
"
order Jellia Jamb,
the palace housekeeper,
rooms all prepared
, and after breakfast
get the Magic Belt and by its aid transport your uncle and aunt
Emerald City
"
"
, Ozma ! " cried Dorothy, kissing her friend gratefully

"And now," Ozma proposed, "
take
walk
gardens before we dress for dinner
Come, Dorothy dear ! "
4
How The Nome King Planned Revenge
The reason most people are bad is because
try
good
Now, the Nome King had never tried
good, so
very bad indeed
Having decided to conquer the Land of Oz and to destroy the Emerald City and enslave all its people, King Roquat the Red kept planning ways to
dreadful thing,
more he planned the more he believed
to accomplish it

Dorothy went to Ozma the Nome King called his Chief Steward to him and said:
"Kaliko,
you the General
armies
"
"
you won't," replied Kaliko, positively

"
? " inquired the King, reaching
scepter
big sapphire

"Because I'm your Chief Steward and know nothing of warfare," said Kaliko, preparing to dodge if anything were thrown at him
"I manage all the affairs of your kingdom better than
yourself, and you'll never find another Steward as good as
But
hundred Nomes better fitted to command your army, and your Generals get thrown away so often that
no desire
"
"Ah,
some truth in your remarks, Kaliko," remarked the King, deciding not to throw the scepter
"Summon my army to assemble
Great Cavern
"
Kaliko bowed and retired, and
returned
army was assembled
So the King went out upon
balcony that overlooked the Great Cavern, where fifty thousand Nomes, all armed with swords and pikes, stood marshaled in military array

required as soldiers all these Nomes were metal workers and miners,
had hammered
forges and dug so hard with pick and shovel
had acquired great muscular strength
They were strangely formed creatures, rather round and not very tall
Their toes were curly and their ears broad and flat

of war every Nome left his forge or mine and became part
great army of King Roquat
The soldiers wore rock-colored uniforms and were excellently drilled

The King looked
tremendous army, which stood silently arrayed before him, and
cruel smile curled the corners
mouth, for
that his legions were very powerful
Then he addressed them
balcony, saying:
"
thrown away General Blug, because
please me
So
another General to command this army
next in command ? "
"
," replied Colonel Crinkle,
dapper-looking Nome, as he stepped forward to salute his monarch

The King looked at him carefully and said:
"
you to march this army through an underground tunnel, which
going to bore,
Emerald City of Oz
get there
you to conquer the Oz people, destroy them and their city, and bring all their gold and silver and precious stones back to my cavern
Also
to recapture my Magic Belt and return it
, General Crinkle ? "
"No, your Majesty," replied the Nome; "
can't
"
"Oh indeed ! " exclaimed the King
Then he turned
servants and said: "Please take General Crinkle
torture chamber
There
kindly slice him into thin slices
Afterward
feed him
seven-headed dogs
"
"Anything to oblige your Majesty," replied the servants, politely, and led the condemned man away

had gone, the King addressed the army again

"Listen ! " said he
"The General
to command my armies must promise to carry out my orders
If he fails
share the fate of poor Crinkle
Now, then,
volunteer to lead my hosts
Emerald City ? "
For
time no one moved and all were silent
Then an old Nome with white whiskers
were tied around his waist
their tripping him up, stepped
ranks and saluted the King

"I'd like to ask
few questions, your Majesty,"

"Go ahead," replied the King

"These Oz people are quite good, are they not ? "
"As good as apple pie," said the King

"And
happy, I suppose ? " continued the old Nome

"Happy
day is long," said the King

"And contented and prosperous ? " inquired the Nome

"
so," said the King

"Well, your Majesty," remarked he
white whiskers, "
like to undertake the job, so I'll be your General
I hate good people; I detest happy people; I'm opposed to
contented and prosperous
why
so fond of your Majesty
Make me your General and I'll promise to conquer and destroy the Oz people
If I fail I'm ready
sliced thin and fed
seven-headed dogs
"
"
!
, indeed ! That's the way
! " cried Roquat the Red, who was greatly pleased
"
, General ? "
"I'm called Guph, your Majesty
"
"Well, Guph, come with me to my private cave, and we'll talk it over
" Then he turned
army
"Nomes and soldiers," said he, "
to obey the commands of General Guph until he becomes dog-feed
Any man who fails to obey his new General
promptly thrown away
now dismissed
"
Guph went
King's private cave and sat down upon an amethyst chair and put his feet
arm
King's ruby throne
Then he lighted his pipe and threw the live coal he had taken
pocket
King's left foot and puffed the smoke
King's eyes and made himself comfortable
For
wise old Nome, and
best way
along with Roquat the Red was to show that
not afraid of him

"I'm ready
talk, your Majesty,"

The King coughed and looked at his new General fiercely

"
not tremble
such liberties with your monarch ? " he asked

"Oh no," replied Guph, calmly, and he blew
wreath of smoke that curled around the King's nose and made him sneeze
"
to conquer the Emerald City, and I'm the only Nome in all your dominions
conquer it
So
very careful not to hurt me until
carried out your wishes
--"
"Well, what then ? " inquired the King

"Then
so grateful
that you won't care to hurt me," replied the General

"
argument," said Roquat
"But suppose you fail ? "
"Then it's the slicing machine
I agree
," announced Guph
"But
as I tell you
no failure
The trouble
, Roquat,
you don't think carefully enough
go ahead and march through your tunnel into Oz, and get defeated and driven back
I won't
reason I won't is because when I march I'll have all my plans made, and
host of allies to assist my Nomes
"
"What
? " asked the King

"I'll explain, King Roquat
You're going to attack
fairy country, and
mighty fairy country, too
They haven't much of an army in Oz, but the Princess who ruled them has
fairy wand;
little girl Dorothy has your Magic Belt; and
North
Emerald City lives
clever sorceress called Glinda the Good, who commands the spirits
air
Also
heard
wonderful Wizard in Ozma's palace,
so skillful that people used
him money in America
him perform
So
no easy thing to overcome all this magic
"
"
fifty thousand soldiers ! " cried the King proudly

"Yes; but
Nomes," remarked Guph, taking
silk handkerchief
King's pocket and wiping his own pointed shoes with it
"Nomes are immortals, but
strong on magic
lost your famous Belt the greater part of your own power was gone
Against Ozma you and your Nomes
no show at all
"
Roquat's eyes flashed angrily

"Then away you go
slicing machine ! " he cried

"Not yet," said the General, filling his pipe
King's private tobacco pouch

"What