by Harry Stillwell Edwards (1855- )
[From Harper's Magazine_, August, 1885; copyright, 1885, by Harper & Bros
; republished
volume, Two Runaways, and Other Stories_ (1889), by Harry Stillwell Edwards (The Century Co
)
]
Elder Brown told his wife good-by
farmhouse door as mechanically
his proposed trip to Macon, ten miles away, was an everyday affair, while, as
matter of fact, many years had elapsed since unaccompanied he set foot
city
kiss her
Many
men never kiss their wives
But small blame attaches
elder
omission
occasion, since his wife had
discouraged all amorous demonstrations
of her liege lord, and
particular moment was filling the parting moments with
rattling list of directions concerning thread, buttons, hooks, needles, and all the many etceteras of an industrious housewife's basket
The elder was laboriously assorting these postscript commissions
memory, well knowing that to return with
neglected would cause trouble
family circle

Elder Brown mounted his patient steed that stood sleepily motionless
warm sunlight,
great pointed ears displayed
right and left,
their owner had grown tired
life burden their weight inflicted upon him, and was, old soldier fashion, ready to forego the once rigid alertness of early training
pleasures of frequent rest on arms

"And, elder, don't you forgit them caliker scraps, or you'll be wantin' kiver soon an' no kiver
a-comin'
"
Elder Brown
turn his head, but merely let the whip hand, which
checked in its backward motion, fall as he answered mechanically
The beast he bestrode responded with
rapid whisking
tail and
great show of effort, as it ambled off down the sandy road, the rider's long legs seeming
to touch the ground

But
zigzag panels
rail fence crept behind him, and
the freedom
morning beginning to act upon his well-trained blood, the mechanical manner
old man's mind gave place to
mild exuberance

weight seemed
lifting
ounce by ounce
fence panels, the weedy corners, the persimmon sprouts and sassafras bushes crept away behind him,
mile lay between him
life partner
joys and sorrows
in
reasonably contented frame of mind, and still improving

queer figure that crept along the road that cheery May morning
tall and gaunt, and
for thirty years or more
The long head, bald on top, covered behind with iron-gray hair, and in front with
short tangled growth that curled and kinked in every direction, was surmounted by an old-fashioned stove-pipe hat, worn and stained, but eminently impressive
An old-fashioned Henry Clay cloth coat, stained and threadbare, divided itself impartially over the donkey's back and dangled
sides
all that remained
elder's wedding suit of forty
Only constant care, and use of late years limited to extra occasions, had preserved it
The trousers had soon parted company with their friends
The substitutes were red jeans, which, while
well match his court costume, were better able to withstand the old man's abuse, for if,
frequent religious excursions astride his beast, there ever was
man who was fond of sitting down
feet higher than his head, it
selfsame Elder Brown

The morning expanded,
old man expanded with it; for while
vigorous leader
church, the elder at home was, it
admitted, an uncomplaining slave
intense astonishment
beast he rode, there came new vigor
whacks which fell upon his flanks;
beast allowed astonishment
him into real life and decided motion
Somewhere
elder's expanding soul
tune had begun to ring
Possibly
up the far, faint tune that came
straggling gang of negroes away off
field,
slowly chopped amid the threadlike rows of cotton plants which lined the level ground,
melody he hummed softly and then sang strongly,
quavering, catchy tones of
good old country churchman, was "I'm glad salvation's free
"
during the singing
hymn that Elder Brown's regular motion-inspiring strokes were
first time varied
He began to hold his hickory up at certain pauses
melody, and beat the changes
sides
astonished steed
The chorus under this arrangement was:
I'm glad salvation's free_, I'm glad salvation's free_, I'm glad salvation's free for all_, I'm glad salvation's free

Wherever
an italic, the hickory descended
It fell about as regularly and
fashion
stick beating
bass drum during
funeral march
But the beast, although convinced that something serious was impending,
consider
funeral march appropriate
occasion
He protested, at first, with vigorous whiskings
tail and
rapid shifting
ears
Finding these demonstrations unavailing, and convinced that some urgent cause for hurry had suddenly invaded the elder's serenity, as it had his own, he began
the ground with frantic leaps
surprised his owner could he have realized
going on
But Elder Brown's eyes were half closed, and
singing
top
voice
Lost in
trance of divine exaltation, for
the effects
invigorating motion, bent only on making the air ring
lines which he dimly imagined were drawing upon him the eyes
whole female congregation,
supremely unconscious that his beast was hurrying

And thus the excursion proceeded, until suddenly
shote, surprised
calm search for roots in
fence corner, darted
road, and stood for an instant gazing
newcomers
idiotic stare which only
pig can imitate
The sudden appearance
unlooked-for apparition acted strongly
donkey
With one supreme effort he collected himself into
motionless mass of matter, bracing his front legs wide apart;
, he stopped short
There he stood, returning the pig's idiotic stare with an interest
have led
presumption that never before in all his varied life had he seen such
singular little creature
End over end went the man of prayer, finally bringing up full length
sand, striking just as
shouted "free"
fourth time
glorious chorus

Fully convinced that his alarm
well founded, the shote sped out from under the gigantic missile hurled at him
donkey, and scampered down the road, turning first one ear and then the other to detect any sounds of pursuit
The donkey, also convinced
object before which he had halted was supernatural, started back violently upon seeing it apparently turn to
man
But seeing
had turned to nothing but
man, he wandered up
deserted fence corner, and began to nibble refreshment from
scrub oak

For
moment the elder gazed up
sky, half impressed
idea
camp-meeting platform had given way
But the truth forced its way
front
disordered understanding at last, and with painful dignity he staggered into an upright position, and regained his beaver
shocked again
Never before in all the long years it had served him had he seen it
shape
The truth is, Elder Brown had never before tried to stand
head
As calmly as possible he began to straighten it out, caring but little
dust upon his garments
The beaver was his special crown of dignity
To lose
reduced to
level
common woolhat herd
his best, pulling, pressing, and pushing, but the hat
look natural when he had finished
It seemed
laid off into counties, sections, and town lots
Like
well-cut jewel, it had
face for him, view it from whatever point he chose,
quality which so impressed him that
lump gathered
throat,
eyes winked vigorously

Elder Brown was not, however,
man for tears
man of action
The sudden vision which met his wandering gaze, the donkey calmly chewing scrub buds,
green juice already oozing
corners
frothy mouth, acted upon him like magic
, after all, only human, and when he got hands upon
piece of brush he thrashed the poor beast until it seemed
even its already half-tanned hide
eternally ruined
Thoroughly exhausted at last, he wearily straddled his saddle, and
chin upon his breast resumed the early morning tenor
way

II
"Good-mornin', sir
"
Elder Brown leaned over the little pine picket which divided the bookkeepers' department of
Macon warehouse
room in general, and surveyed the well-dressed back of
gentleman who was busily figuring at
desk within
The apartment was carpetless,
dust of
decade lay deep
old books, shelves,
familiar advertisements of guano and fertilizers which decorated the room
An old stove, rusty
nicotine contributed by farmers during the previous season while waiting by its glowing sides for their cotton
sold, stood straight up in
bed of sand, and festoons of cobwebs clung
upper sashes
murky windows
The lower sash of one window
raised, and
yard without, nearly an acre in extent, lay
few bales of cotton, with jagged holes in their ends, just
sampler had left them
Elder Brown had time to notice all these familiar points,
figure
desk kept serenely at its task, and deigned no reply

"Good-mornin', sir," said Elder Brown again,
most dignified tones
"Is Mr Thomas in ? "
"Good-morning, sir," said the figure
"I'll wait on you in
minute
" The minute passed, and four more joined it
Then the desk man turned

"Well, sir, what can
? "
The elder was not
best of humor when he arrived,
state of mind
improved
He waited full
minute as he surveyed the man of business

"
I mout
some arrangements
to git some money, but I reckon
mistaken
" The warehouse man came nearer

"
Mr Brown, I believe
recognize you at once
in often
us
"
"No; my wife usually 'tends
town bizness, while I run the church and farm
Got
fall from my donkey
,"
, noticing
quizzical, interrogating look
face before him, "and fell squar'
hat
"
pretense of smoothing it
The man of business had already lost interest

"
money will
, Mr Brown ? "
"Well, about seven hundred dollars," said the elder, replacing his hat, and turning
furtive look
warehouse man
The other was tapping
pencil
little shelf lying across the rail

"
get you five hundred
"
"But I oughter have seven
"
"Can't arrange
amount
Wait till later
season, and come again
Money is very tight now
cotton
raise ? "
"Well, I count on
hundr'd bales
An'
't git the sev'n hundr'd dollars ? "
"Like to oblige you, but can't right now; will fix it
later on
"
"Well," said the elder, slowly, "fix up the papers for five, an' I'll make it go as far as possible
"
The papers were drawn

note
out for $552
50,
interest was at one and
half per cent
for seven months, and
mortgage on ten mules belonging
elder was drawn and signed
The elder then promised to send his cotton
warehouse
sold
fall, and with
curt "Anything else ? " and
"Thankee, that's all," the two parted

Elder Brown now made an effort to recall the supplemental commissions shouted to him upon his departure, intending to execute them first, and then take his written list item by item
His mental resolves had just reached this point when
new thought made itself known
Passersby were puzzled
the old man suddenly snatch his headpiece off and peer with an intent and awestruck air into its irregular caverns
were shocked when he suddenly and vigorously ejaculated:
"Hannah-Maria-Jemimy ! goldarn an' blue blazes ! "
He had suddenly remembered having placed his memoranda
hat, and as he studied its empty depths his mind pictured the important scrap fluttering along the sandy scene
early-morning tumble
It
that caused him to graze an oath with less margin that he had allowed himself in twenty years
What would the old lady say ?
Alas ! Elder Brown knew too well