cloak to carry home to your wife ? " "Well, you're whistlin' now, birdie; that's my intention; set 'em all out
" Again the elder's face shone with delight
"An' I don't want no one-hoss bonnet neither
"
"
not
Now
one; pink silk, with delicate pale blue feathers
Just the thing
season
nothing more elegant in stock
" Elder Brown held it out, upside down, at arm's-length

"Well, now, that's suthin' like
Will it soot
sorter redheaded 'ooman ? "
perfectly sober man
said the girl's corsets
undergone
terrible strain, but the elder
notice her dumb convulsion
She answered, heroically:
"Perfectly, sir
an exquisite match
"
"
you're whistlin' again
Nancy's head's red, red as
woodpeck's
Sorrel's only half-way
color of her top-knot, an' it do seem like red oughter to soot red
Nancy's red an' the hat's red; like goes with like, an' birds of
feather flock together
" The old man laughed until his cheeks were wet

The girl, beginning
little uneasy, and seeing
customer entering, rapidly fixed up the bonnet, took fifteen dollars out of
twenty-dollar bill, and calmly asked the elder if
anything else
He thrust his change somewhere into his clothes, and beat
retreat
It had occurred to him that
nearly drunk

Elder Brown's step began to lose its buoyancy
himself utterly unable to walk straight
an uncertain straddle
gait that carried him from one side
walk
other, and caused people whom he met to cheerfully yield him plenty of room

Balaam saw him coming
Poor Balaam
He had made an early start that day, and for hours he stood
sun awaiting relief
When he opened his sleepy eyes and raised his expressive ears to
position of attention, the old familiar coat and battered hat
elder were before him
He lifted up his honest voice and cried aloud for joy

The effect was electrical
instant
Elder Brown surveyed the beast with horror, but again
understanding there rang out the trumpet words

"Drunk, drunk, drunk, drer-unc, -er-unc, -unc, -unc
"
He stooped instinctively for
missile
to smite his accuser, but brought up suddenly with
jerk and
handful of sand
Straightening himself up with
majestic dignity, he extended his right hand impressively

"You're
goldarn liar, Balaam, and, blast your old buttons, you kin walk home by yourself, for I'm danged
sh'll ride me er step
"
Surely Coriolanus never turned his back upon Rome with
grander dignity than sat
old man's form as he faced about and left the brute to survey with anxious eyes the new departure
master

the elder zigzag along the street, and beheld him about
friendly corner
Once more he lifted up his mighty voice:
"Drunk, drunk, drunk, drer-unc, drer-unc, -erunc, -unc, -unc
"
Once more the elder turned with lifted hand and shouted back:
"You're
liar, Balaam, goldarn you ! You're er iffamous liar
" Then he passed from view

III
Mrs Brown stood
steps anxiously awaiting the return of her liege lord
She knew he had
large sum of money, or
, and she knew also that
man without business methods
She had long since repented
decision which sent him to town
old battered hat and flour-covered coat loomed up
gloaming and confronted her, she stared with terror
The next instant she had seized him

"
Lord sakes, Elder Brown, what ails you ? As I live,
man ain't drunk ! Elder Brown ! Elder Brown !
life of me can't I make you hear ? You crazy old hypocrite ! you desavin' old sinner ! you black-hearted wretch ! where
ben ? "
The elder made an effort to wave her off

"Woman,"
, with grand dignity, "you forgit yus-sef; shu know ware I've ben 'swell's
Ben to town, wife, an' see yer wat I've brought--the fines' hat, ole woman,
git
Look't the color
Like goes 'ith like; it's red an' you're red, an' it's
dead match
What yer mean ? Hey ! hole on ! ole woman ! --you ! Hannah ! --you
" She literally shook him into silence

"You miserable wretch ! you low-down drunken sot ! what
by coming home and insulting your wife ? " Hannah ceased shaking him from pure exhaustion

"Where
,
? where
? "
she was turning his pockets wrong side out
From one she got pills, from another change, from another packages

"The Lord be praised, and
better luck than I hoped ! Oh, elder ! elder ! elder ! what did
it for ? Why, man, where is Balaam ? "
Thought
beast choked off the threatened hysterics

"Balaam ? Balaam ? " said the elder, groggily
"He's in town
The infernal ole fool 'sulted me, an' I lef' him to walk home
"
His wife surveyed him
Really
moment she did think his mind was gone; but the leer
old man's face enraged her beyond endurance

"
, did you ? Well, now, I reckon you'll laugh for some cause,
Back you go, sir--straight back; an' don't you come home 'thout that donkey, or you'll rue it, sure as my name is Hannah Brown
Aleck ! --you Aleck-k-k ! "
black boy darted round the corner, from behind which, with several others, he had beheld the brief but stirring scene

"Put
saddle on er mule
The elder's gwine back to town
And don't you be long
neither
"
"Yessum
" Aleck's ivories gleamed
darkness as he disappeared

Elder Brown was soberer
moment than he
for hours

"Hannah, you don't mean it ? "
"Yes, sir,
Back you go to town as sure as my name is Hannah Brown
"
The elder was silent
He had never known his wife to relent on any occasion after she had affirmed her intention, supplemented with "as sure as my name is Hannah Brown
"
her way of swearing
No affidavit
had half the claim upon her
simple enunciation

So back to town went Elder Brown, not
order
early morn, but silently, moodily, despairingly, surrounded by mental and actual gloom

The old man had turned
last appealing glance
angry woman, as he mounted with Aleck's assistance, and sat
light that streamed from out the kitchen window
She met the glance without
waver

"She means it, as sure as my name is Elder Brown,"
, thickly
Then he rode on

IV
that Elder Brown suffered
long journey back to Macon would only mildly outline his experience
His early morning's fall had begun
itself felt
sore and uncomfortable
Besides, his stomach was empty, and called for two meals it had missed
first time in years

When, sore and weary, the elder entered the city, the electric lights shone above it like jewels in
crown
The city slept;
, the better portion of it did
Here and there, however, the lower lights flashed out
night
Moodily the elder pursued his journey, and as he rode, far off
night there rose and quivered
plaintive cry
Elder Brown smiled wearily:
Balaam's appeal, and he recognized it
The animal he rode also recognized it, and replied, until the silence
city was destroyed
The odd clamor and confusion drew from
saloon near by
group of noisy youngsters, who
making
night of it
They surrounded Elder Brown as he began to transfer himself
hungry beast to whose motion
more accustomed, and
"hail fellow well met" style
day began to bandy jests upon his appearance
Now Elder Brown was not in
jesting humor
Positively
worst humor possible
The result
minutes passed the old man was swinging several
crowd by their collars, and breaking the peace
city

policeman approached, and but
good-humored party, upon whom the elder's pluck had made
favorable impression,
run the old man
barracks
The crowd, however, drew him laughingly
saloon and
bar
The reaction was
half-rallied senses
He yielded again
The reviving liquor passed his lips
Gloom vanished
He became
boys

The company into which Elder Brown had fallen was
known as "first-class
" To such nothing is so captivating as an adventure
common run of accidents
The gaunt countryman,
battered hat and claw-hammer coat, was
prize of an extraordinary nature
They drew him into
rear room, whose gilded frames and polished tables betrayed the character and purpose
place, and plied him with wine until ten thousand lights danced about him
The fun increased
One youngster made
political speech
top
table; another impersonated Hamlet; and finally Elder Brown was lifted into
chair, and sang
camp-meeting song
rendered by him with startling effect
He stood upright,
hat jauntily knocked to one side,
coat tails ornamented with
couple of show-bills, kindly pinned on by his admirers
he waved the stub of
cigar, and
back was an admirable representation of Balaam's head, executed by some artist with billiard chalk

elder sang his favorite hymn, "I'm glad salvation's free," his stentorian voice awoke the echoes
Most
company rolled
floor in convulsions of laughter

The exhibition came to
close
chair overturning
Again Elder Brown fell into his beloved hat
He arose and shouted: "Whoa, Balaam ! " Again he seized the nearest weapon, and sought satisfaction
The young gentleman with political sentiments was knocked under the table, and Hamlet only escaped injury by beating the infuriated elder
street

What next ? Well, I hardly know
How the elder found Balaam is
mystery yet: not that Balaam was hard
, but
old man was in no condition
anything
Still
, and climbing laboriously
saddle, he held on stupidly while the hungry beast struck out for home

V
Hannah Brown
sleep that night
Sleep
come
Hour after hour passed, and her wrath refused
quelled
She tried every conceivable method, but time hung heavily
not quite peep of day, however, when she laid her well-worn family Bible aside
It
her mother's, and amid all the anxieties and tribulations incident
life of
woman who had free negroes and
miserable husband to manage, it
her mainstay and comfort
She had frequently read it in anger, page after page, without knowing
contained
lines
But eventually the words became intelligible and took meaning
She wrested consolation
by mere force of will

And so
occasion when she closed the book the fierce anger was gone

She was not
hard woman naturally
Fate had brought her conditions which covered up the woman heart within her, but though it lay deep,
there still
As she sat with folded hands her eyes fell upon--what ?
The pink bonnet
blue plume !
It may appear strange
understand such natures, but
her next action was perfectly natural
She burst into
convulsive laugh; then, seizing the queer object, bent her face upon it and sobbed hysterically
storm was over, very tenderly she laid the gift aside, and bare-headed passed out
night

For
half-hour she stood
end
lane, and then hungry Balaam
master hove in sight
Reaching out her hand, she checked the beast

"William," said she, very gently, "where
mule ? "
The elder
asleep
He woke and gazed upon her blankly

"What mule, Hannah ? "
"The mule you rode to town
"
full minute the elder studied her face
Then it burst
lips:
"Well, bless me ! if I didn't bring Balaam and forgit the mule ! "
The woman laughed till her eyes ran water

"William," said she, "you're drunk
"
"Hannah," said he, meekly, "
it
The truth is, Hannah, I--"
"Never mind, now, William," she said, gently
"
tired and hungry
Come
house, husband
"
Leading Balaam, she disappeared down the lane; and when,
later, Hannah Brown and her husband entered
light that streamed
open door her arms were around him, and her face upturned
