Elder Brown's Backslide by Harry Stillwell Edwards
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acloak to carry home to your wife ? "

"Well, you're whistlin' now, birdie; that's my intention; set 'em all out ." Again the elder's face shone with delight ."An' I don't want no one-hoss bonnet neither ."

" of_course not .Now here_is one; pink silk, with delicate pale blue feathers .Just the thing for_the season . we_have nothing more elegant in stock ." Elder Brown held it out, upside down, at arm's-length .

"Well, now, that's suthin' like .Will it soot asorter redheaded 'ooman ? "

aperfectly sober man would_have said the girl's corsets must_have undergone aterrible strain, but the elder did_not notice her dumb convulsion .She answered, heroically:

"Perfectly, sir . it_is an exquisite match ."

" i_think you're whistlin' again .Nancy's head's red, red as awoodpeck's .Sorrel's only half-way to_the color of her top-knot, an' it do seem like red oughter to soot red .Nancy's red an' the hat's red; like goes with like, an' birds of afeather flock together ." The old man laughed until his cheeks were wet .

The girl, beginning to_feel alittle uneasy, and seeing acustomer entering, rapidly fixed up the bonnet, took fifteen dollars out of atwenty-dollar bill, and calmly asked the elder if he_wanted anything else .He thrust his change somewhere into his clothes, and beat aretreat .It had occurred to him that he_was nearly drunk .

Elder Brown's step began to lose its buoyancy . he_found himself utterly unable to walk straight . there_was an uncertain straddle in_his gait that carried him from one side of_the walk to_the other, and caused people whom he met to cheerfully yield him plenty of room .

Balaam saw him coming .Poor Balaam .He had made an early start that day, and for hours he stood in_the sun awaiting relief .When he opened his sleepy eyes and raised his expressive ears to aposition of attention, the old familiar coat and battered hat of_the elder were before him .He lifted up his honest voice and cried aloud for joy .

The effect was electrical for_one instant .Elder Brown surveyed the beast with horror, but again in_his understanding there rang out the trumpet words .

"Drunk, drunk, drunk, drer-unc, -er-unc, -unc, -unc ."

He stooped instinctively for amissile with_which to smite his accuser, but brought up suddenly with ajerk and ahandful of sand .Straightening himself up with amajestic dignity, he extended his right hand impressively .

"You're agoldarn liar, Balaam, and, blast your old buttons, you kin walk home by yourself, for I'm danged if_you sh'll ride me er step ."

Surely Coriolanus never turned his back upon Rome with agrander dignity than sat upon_the old man's form as he faced about and left the brute to survey with anxious eyes the new departure of_his master .

he_saw the elder zigzag along the street, and beheld him about to_turn afriendly corner .Once more he lifted up his mighty voice:

"Drunk, drunk, drunk, drer-unc, drer-unc, -erunc, -unc, -unc ."

Once more the elder turned with lifted hand and shouted back:

"You're aliar, Balaam, goldarn you ! You're er iffamous liar ." Then he passed from view .

III

Mrs Brown stood upon_the steps anxiously awaiting the return of her liege lord .She knew he had with_him alarge sum of money, or should_have, and she knew also that he_was aman without business methods .She had long since repented of_the decision which sent him to town . when_the old battered hat and flour-covered coat loomed up in_the gloaming and confronted her, she stared with terror .The next instant she had seized him .

" for_the Lord sakes, Elder Brown, what ails you ? As I live, if_the man ain't drunk ! Elder Brown ! Elder Brown ! for_the life of me can't I make you hear ? You crazy old hypocrite ! you desavin' old sinner ! you black-hearted wretch ! where have_you ben ? "

The elder made an effort to wave her off .

"Woman," he_said, with grand dignity, "you forgit yus-sef; shu know ware I've ben 'swell's I_do .Ben to town, wife, an' see yer wat I've brought--the fines' hat, ole woman, I_could git .Look't the color .Like goes 'ith like; it's red an' you're red, an' it's adead match .What yer mean ? Hey ! hole on ! ole woman ! --you ! Hannah ! --you ." She literally shook him into silence .

"You miserable wretch ! you low-down drunken sot ! what do_you_mean by coming home and insulting your wife ? " Hannah ceased shaking him from pure exhaustion .

"Where is_it, I_say ? where is_it ? "

by_this_time she was turning his pockets wrong side out .From one she got pills, from another change, from another packages .

"The Lord be praised, and this_is better luck than I hoped ! Oh, elder ! elder ! elder ! what did you_do it for ? Why, man, where is Balaam ? "

Thought of_the beast choked off the threatened hysterics .

"Balaam ? Balaam ? " said the elder, groggily ."He's in town .The infernal ole fool 'sulted me, an' I lef' him to walk home ."

His wife surveyed him .Really at_that moment she did think his mind was gone; but the leer upon_the old man's face enraged her beyond endurance .

" you_did, did you ? Well, now, I reckon you'll laugh for some cause, you_will .Back you go, sir--straight back; an' don't you come home 'thout that donkey, or you'll rue it, sure as my name is Hannah Brown .Aleck ! --you Aleck-k-k ! "

ablack boy darted round the corner, from behind which, with several others, he had beheld the brief but stirring scene .

"Put asaddle on er mule .The elder's gwine back to town .And don't you be long about_it neither ."

"Yessum ." Aleck's ivories gleamed in_the darkness as he disappeared .

Elder Brown was soberer at_that moment than he had_been for hours .

"Hannah, you don't mean it ? "

"Yes, sir, I_do .Back you go to town as sure as my name is Hannah Brown ."

The elder was silent .He had never known his wife to relent on any occasion after she had affirmed her intention, supplemented with "as sure as my name is Hannah Brown ." it_was her way of swearing .No affidavit would_have had half the claim upon her as_that simple enunciation .

So back to town went Elder Brown, not in_the order of_the early morn, but silently, moodily, despairingly, surrounded by mental and actual gloom .

The old man had turned alast appealing glance upon_the angry woman, as he mounted with Aleck's assistance, and sat in_the light that streamed from out the kitchen window .She met the glance without awaver .

"She means it, as sure as my name is Elder Brown," he_said, thickly .Then he rode on .

IV

to_say that Elder Brown suffered on_this long journey back to Macon would only mildly outline his experience .His early morning's fall had begun to_make itself felt . he_was sore and uncomfortable .Besides, his stomach was empty, and called for two meals it had missed for_the first time in years .

When, sore and weary, the elder entered the city, the electric lights shone above it like jewels in acrown .The city slept; that_is, the better portion of it did .Here and there, however, the lower lights flashed out into_the night .Moodily the elder pursued his journey, and as he rode, far off in_the night there rose and quivered aplaintive cry .Elder Brown smiled wearily: it_was Balaam's appeal, and he recognized it .The animal he rode also recognized it, and replied, until the silence of_the city was destroyed .The odd clamor and confusion drew from asaloon near by agroup of noisy youngsters, who had_been making anight of it .They surrounded Elder Brown as he began to transfer himself to_the hungry beast to whose motion he_was more accustomed, and in_the "hail fellow well met" style of_the day began to bandy jests upon his appearance .Now Elder Brown was not in ajesting humor .Positively he_was in_the worst humor possible .The result was_that before_many minutes passed the old man was swinging several of_the crowd by their collars, and breaking the peace of_the city .apoliceman approached, and but for_the good-humored party, upon whom the elder's pluck had made afavorable impression, would_have run the old man into_the barracks .The crowd, however, drew him laughingly into_the saloon and to_the bar .The reaction was too_much for_his half-rallied senses .He yielded again .The reviving liquor passed his lips .Gloom vanished .He became one_of_the boys .

The company into which Elder Brown had fallen was what_is known as "first-class ." To such nothing is so captivating as an adventure out_of_the common run of accidents .The gaunt countryman, with_his battered hat and claw-hammer coat, was aprize of an extraordinary nature .They drew him into arear room, whose gilded frames and polished tables betrayed the character and purpose of_the place, and plied him with wine until ten thousand lights danced about him .The fun increased .One youngster made apolitical speech from_the top of_the table; another impersonated Hamlet; and finally Elder Brown was lifted into achair, and sang acamp-meeting song . this_was rendered by him with startling effect .He stood upright, with_his hat jauntily knocked to one side, and_his coat tails ornamented with acouple of show-bills, kindly pinned on by his admirers . in_his left_hand he waved the stub of acigar, and on_his back was an admirable representation of Balaam's head, executed by some artist with billiard chalk .

as_the elder sang his favorite hymn, "I'm glad salvation's free," his stentorian voice awoke the echoes .Most of_the company rolled upon_the floor in convulsions of laughter .

The exhibition came to aclose by_the chair overturning .Again Elder Brown fell into his beloved hat .He arose and shouted: "Whoa, Balaam ! " Again he seized the nearest weapon, and sought satisfaction .The young gentleman with political sentiments was knocked under the table, and Hamlet only escaped injury by beating the infuriated elder into_the street .

What next ? Well, I hardly know .How the elder found Balaam is amystery yet: not that Balaam was hard to_find, but that_the old man was in no condition to_find anything .Still he_did, and climbing laboriously into_the saddle, he held on stupidly while the hungry beast struck out for home .

V

Hannah Brown did_not sleep that night .Sleep would_not come .Hour after hour passed, and her wrath refused to_be quelled .She tried every conceivable method, but time hung heavily . it_was not quite peep of day, however, when she laid her well-worn family Bible aside .It had_been her mother's, and amid all the anxieties and tribulations incident to_the life of awoman who had free negroes and amiserable husband to manage, it had_been her mainstay and comfort .She had frequently read it in anger, page after page, without knowing what_was contained in_the lines .But eventually the words became intelligible and took meaning .She wrested consolation from_it by mere force of will .

And so on_this occasion when she closed the book the fierce anger was gone .

She was not ahard woman naturally .Fate had brought her conditions which covered up the woman heart within her, but though it lay deep, it_was there still .As she sat with folded hands her eyes fell upon--what ?

The pink bonnet with_the blue plume !

It may appear strange to_those who_do_not understand such natures, but to_me her next action was perfectly natural .She burst into aconvulsive laugh; then, seizing the queer object, bent her face upon it and sobbed hysterically . when_the storm was over, very tenderly she laid the gift aside, and bare-headed passed out into_the night .

For ahalf-hour she stood at_the end of_the lane, and then hungry Balaam and_his master hove in sight .Reaching out her hand, she checked the beast .

"William," said she, very gently, "where is_the mule ? "

The elder had_been asleep .He woke and gazed upon her blankly .

"What mule, Hannah ? "

"The mule you rode to town ."

for_one full minute the elder studied her face .Then it burst from_his lips:

"Well, bless me ! if I didn't bring Balaam and forgit the mule ! "

The woman laughed till her eyes ran water .

"William," said she, "you're drunk ."

"Hannah," said he, meekly, " I_know it .The truth is, Hannah, I--"

"Never mind, now, William," she said, gently ." you_are tired and hungry .Come into_the house, husband ."

Leading Balaam, she disappeared down the lane; and when, a few_minutes later, Hannah Brown and her husband entered through_the light that streamed out_of_the open door her arms were around him, and her face upturned to_his .


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