Elder Brown's Backslide by Harry Stillwell Edwards
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.What would the old lady say ?

Alas ! Elder Brown knew too well .What she_would not say was what puzzled him .But as he stood bareheaded in_the sunlight asense of utter desolation came and dwelt with_him .His eye rested upon sleeping Balaam anchored to apost in_the street, and so as he recalled the treachery that lay at_the base of all his affliction, gloom was added to_the desolation .

to_turn back and search for_the lost paper would_have_been worse than useless . only_one course was open to him, and at it went the leader of_his people . he_called at_the grocery; he invaded the recesses of_the dry-goods establishments; he ransacked the hardware stores; and wherever he went he_made life aburden for_the clerks, overhauling show-cases and pulling down whole shelves of stock .Occasionally an item of_his memoranda would come to light, and thrusting his hand into his capacious pocket, where lay the proceeds of_his check, he_would pay for_it upon_the spot, and insist upon having it rolled up . to_the suggestion of_the slave whom he had in charge for_the_time being that_the articles be laid aside until he had finished, he_would_not listen .

"Now you look here, sonny," he_said, in_the dry-goods store, "I'm conducting this revival, an' I don't need no help in my line .Just you tie them stockin's up an' lemme have 'em .Then I_know I've got_ 'em ." As each purchase was promptly paid for, and change had to_be secured, the clerk earned his salary for_that day at_least .

So it_was when, near the heat of_the day, the good man arrived at_the drugstore, the last and only unvisited division of trade, he_made his appearance equipped with half ahundred packages, which nestled in_his arms and bulged out about_the sections of_his clothing that boasted of pockets .As he deposited his deck-load upon_the counter, great drops of perspiration rolled down his face and over his waterlogged collar to_the floor .

there_was something exquisitely refreshing in_the great glasses of foaming soda that aspruce young man was drawing from amarble fountain, above which half adozen polar bears in an ambitious print were disporting themselves .There came abreak in_the run of customers, and_the spruce young man, having swept the foam from_the marble, dexterously lifted aglass from_the revolving rack which had rinsed it with afierce little stream of water, and asked mechanically, as he caught the intense look of_the perspiring elder, "What syrup, sir ? "

Now it had_not occurred to_the elder to drink soda, but the suggestion, coming as it did in_his exhausted state, was overpowering .He drew near awkwardly, put on_his glasses, and examined the list of syrups with great care .The young man, being for_the moment at leisure, surveyed critically the gaunt figure, the faded bandanna, the antique clawhammer coat, and_the battered stove-pipe hat, with agradually relaxing countenance .He even called the prescription clerk's attention by acough and aquick jerk of_the thumb .The prescription clerk smiled freely, and continued his assaults upon apiece of blue mass .

"I reckon," said the elder, resting his hands upon his knees and bending down to_the list, " you_may gimme sassprilla an' alittle strawberry .Sassprilla's good for_the blood this_time er year, an' strawberry's good any_time ."

The spruce young man let the syrup stream into_the glass as he smiled affably .Thinking, perhaps, to draw out the odd character, he ventured upon ajest himself, repeating apun invented by_the man who_made the first soda fountain .With asweep of_his arm he cleared away the swarm of insects as he remarked, "People who like afly in theirs are easily accommodated ."

it_was from sheer good-nature only that Elder Brown replied, with_his usual broad, social smile, "Well, afly now an' then don't hurt nobody ."

Now if_there_is anybody in_the_world who prides himself on knowing athing or two, it_is_the spruce young man who presides over asoda fountain .This particular young gentleman did_not even deem areply necessary .He vanished an instant, and when he returned aclose observer might_have seen that_the mixture in_the glass he bore had slightly changed color and increased in quantity .But the elder saw only the whizzing stream of water dart into its center, and_the rosy foam rise and tremble on_the glass's rim .The next instant he_was holding his breath and sipping the cooling drink .

As Elder Brown paid his small score he_was at peace with_the world .I firmly believe that when he had finished his trading, and_the little blue-stringed packages had_been stored away, could the poor donkey have_made his appearance at_the door, and gazed with_his meek, fawnlike eyes into his master's, he_would_have obtained full and free forgiveness .

Elder Brown paused at_the door as he_was about to leave .arosy-cheeked school-girl was just lifting acreamy mixture to her lips before_the fountain . it_was apretty picture, and he turned back, resolved to indulge in one more glass of_the delightful beverage before beginning his long ride homeward .

"Fix it up again, sonny," he_said, renewing his broad, confiding smile, as_the spruce young man poised aglass inquiringly .The living automaton went through_the same motions as before, and again Elder Brown quaffed the fatal mixture .

What asingular power is habit ! up_to_this_time Elder Brown had_been entirely innocent of transgression, but with_the old alcoholic fire in_his veins, twenty years dropped from_his shoulders, and afeeling came over him familiar to every man who has_been " in_his cups ." As amatter of fact, the elder would_have_been aconfirmed drunkard twenty years before had his wife been less strong-minded .She took the reins into her own hands when she found that his business and strong drink did_not mix well, worked him into_the church, sustained his resolutions by making it difficult and dangerous for him to_get to_his toddy .She became the business head of_the family, and he the spiritual .Only at rare intervals did he ever "backslide" during the twenty years of_the new era, and Mrs Brown herself used to_say that_the "sugar in_his'n turned to gall before_the backslide ended ." People who knew her never doubted it .

But Elder Brown's sin during the remainder of_the day contained an element of responsibility .As he moved majestically down toward where Balaam slept in_the sunlight, he_felt no fatigue . there_was aglow upon his cheek-bones, and afaint tinge upon his prominent nose .He nodded familiarly to people as he met them, and saw not the look of amusement which succeeded astonishment upon_the various faces .When he reached the neighborhood of Balaam it suddenly occurred to him that he_might_have forgotten some one of_his numerous commissions, and he paused to_think .Then abrilliant idea rose in_his mind . he_would forestall blame and disarm anger with kindness-- he_would purchase Hannah abonnet .

What woman's heart ever failed to soften at sight of anew bonnet ?

As I_have stated, the elder was aman of action .He entered astore near at hand .

"Good-morning," said an affable gentleman with aHebrew countenance, approaching .

"Good-mornin', good-mornin'," said the elder, piling his bundles on_the counter ." I_hope you_are well ? " Elder Brown extended his hand fervidly .

"Quite well, i_thank_you .What--"

" and_the little wife ? " said Elder Brown, affectionately retaining the Jew's hand .

"Quite well, sir ."

" and_the little ones--quite well, I_hope, too ? "

"Yes, sir; all well, thank_you .Something I_can do for_you ? "

The affable merchant was trying to recall his customer's name .

"Not now, not now, thankee . if_you please to let my bundles stay untell I come back--"

"Can't I show you something ? Hat, coat--"

"Not now .Be back bimeby ."

was_it chance or fate that brought Elder Brown in front of abar ? The glasses shone bright upon_the shelves as_the swinging door flapped back to let out acoatless clerk, who passed him with arush, chewing upon afarewell mouthful of brown bread and bologna .Elder Brown beheld for an instant the familiar scene within .The screws of_his resolution had_been loosened .At sight of_the glistening bar the whole moral structure of twenty years came tumbling down .Mechanically he entered the saloon, and laid asilver quarter upon_the bar as he_said:

"A little whiskey an' sugar ." The arms of_the bartender worked like afaker's in aside show as he set out the glass with its little quota of "short sweetening" and acut-glass decanter, and sent ahalf-tumbler of water spinning along from_the upper end of_the bar with adime in change .

"Whiskey is higher'n used to_be," said Elder Brown; but the bartender was taking another order, and did_not hear him .Elder Brown stirred away the sugar, and let asteady stream of red liquid flow into_the glass .He swallowed the drink as unconcernedly as_though his morning tod had never been suspended, and pocketed the change ."But it ain't any better than it_was," he concluded, as he passed out . he_did_not even seem to realize_that he had done anything extraordinary .

there_was amillinery store up the street, and thither with uncertain step he wended his way, feeling alittle more elate, and altogether sociable .apretty, black-eyed girl, struggling to_keep down her mirth, came forward and faced him behind the counter .Elder Brown lifted his faded hat with_the politeness, if_not the grace, of aCastilian, and made asweeping bow .Again he_was in_his element .But he_did_not speak .ashower of odds and ends, small packages, thread, needles, and buttons, released from their prison, rattled down about him .

The girl laughed . she_could_not help it . and_the elder, leaning his hand on_the counter, laughed, too, until several_other girls came half-way to_the front .Then they, hiding behind counters and suspended cloaks, laughed and snickered until they reconvulsed the elder's vis-a-vis, who had_been making desperate efforts to resume her demure appearance .

"Let me help_you, sir," she said, coming from behind the counter, upon seeing Elder Brown beginning to adjust his spectacles for asearch .He waved her back majestically ."No, my dear, no; can't allow it .You mout sile them purty fingers .No, ma'am .No gen'l'man'll 'low er lady to_do such athing ." The elder was gently forcing the girl back to her place ."Leave it to_me .I've picked up bigger things 'n them .Picked myself up this mornin' .Balaam--you don't know Balaam; he's my donkey--he tumbled me over his head in_the sand this mornin' ." And Elder Brown had to resume an upright position until his paroxysm of laughter had passed ." you_see this old hat ? " extending it, half full of packages; "I fell clear inter it; jes' as clean inter it as them things thar fell out'n it ." He laughed again, and so did the girls ."But, my dear, I whaled half the hide off'n him for_it ."

"Oh, sir ! how could you ? Indeed, sir . i_think you_did wrong .The poor brute did_not know what he_was doing, I dare say, and probably he has_been afaithful friend ." The girl cast her mischievous eyes towards her companions, who snickered again .The old man was not conscious of_the sarcasm .He only saw reproach .His face straightened, and he regarded the girl soberly .

"Mebbe you're right, my dear; mebbe I oughtn't ."

" I_am_sure of it," said the girl ."But now don't you_want to_buy abonnet or acloak to carry home to your wife ? "

"Well, you're whistlin' now, birdie; that's my intention; set 'em all out


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