"I myself
the judge,
kitten
fair trial
" "
happen if
guilty ? " asked Dorothy

"
die," answered the Princess

"Nine times ? " enquired the Scarecrow

"As
as is necessary,"
reply
"
Tin Woodman to defend the prisoner, because he has such
kind heart
do his best to save her
Woggle-Bug shall be the Public Accuser, because
so learned that no one can deceive him
"
"
the jury ? " asked the Tin Woodman

"There
several animals
jury," said Ozma, "because animals understand
better than we people understand them
So the jury shall consist
Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, Jim the Cab-horse, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, Tik-tok the Machine Man, the Sawhorse and Zeb of Hugson's Ranch
That makes the nine which the law requires, and all my people shall be admitted to hear the testimony
"
They now separated
sad ceremony; for whenever an appeal is made to law sorrow is almost certain
--even in
fairyland like Oz
But is
stated
people
Land were generally
-behaved that
not
single lawyer amongst them, and it
years since any Ruler had sat in judgment upon an offender
law
The crime of murder being the most dreadful crime of all, tremendous excitement prevailed
Emerald City
news of Eureka's arrest and trial became known

The Wizard, when he returned
own room, was exceedingly thoughtful
He had
Eureka had eaten his piglet, but he realized that
kitten
depended upon at all times to act properly, since its nature is to destroy small animals and even birds for food,
tame cat that we keep
houses today is descended
wild cat
jungle--a very ferocious creature, indeed
The Wizard knew that if Dorothy's pet was found guilty and condemned to death the little girl
made very unhappy; so, although he grieved over the piglet's sad fate
as any
, he resolved to save Eureka's life

Sending
Tin Woodman the Wizard took him into
corner and whispered:
"My friend,
your duty to defend the white kitten and try to save her, but
fail because Eureka has long wished to eat
piglet, to my certain knowledge, and my opinion
she
unable to resist the temptation
Yet her disgrace and death
bring back the piglet, but only serve
Dorothy unhappy
So I intend
the kitten's innocence by
trick
"
He drew
inside pocket
eight tiny piglets that were remaining and continued:
"This creature
hide in some safe place, and
jury decides that Eureka is guilty
then produce this piglet and claim
one that was lost
All the piglets are exactly alike, so no one can dispute your word
This deception will save Eureka's life, and then
all be happy again
"
"
like to deceive my friends," replied the Tin Woodman; "still, my kind heart urges me to save Eureka's life, and
usually trust my heart
right thing
So
do
say, friend Wizard
"
After some thought he placed the little pig inside his funnel-shaped hat, and then put the hat upon his head and went back
room
over his speech
jury

19
The Wizard Performs Another Trick
At three o'clock the Throne Room was crowded with citizens, men, women and children being eager to witness the great trial

Princess Ozma, dressed in her most splendid robes of state, sat
magnificent emerald throne, with her jewelled sceptre in her hand and her sparkling coronet upon her fair brow
Behind her throne stood the twenty-eight officers of her army and many officials
royal household
At her right sat the queerly assorted Jury--animals, animated dummies and people--all gravely prepared to listen to
said
The kitten
placed in
large cage just
throne, where she sat upon her haunches and gazed
bars
crowds around her, with seeming unconcern

And now, at
signal from Ozma, the Woggle-Bug arose and addressed the jury
His tone was pompous and he strutted up and down in an absurd attempt to appear dignified

"Your Royal Highness and Fellow Citizens," he began; "the small cat
prisoner
is accused
crime of first murdering and then eating our esteemed Ruler's fat piglet--or else first eating and then murdering it
In either case
grave crime
committed which deserves
grave punishment
"
"
my kitten
put in
grave ? " asked Dorothy

"Don't interrupt, little girl," said the Woggle-Bug
"When I get my thoughts arranged in good order
like
anything upset them or throw them into confusion
"
"If your thoughts were any good they wouldn't become confused," remarked the Scarecrow, earnestly
"My thoughts are always--"
"
trial of thoughts, or of kittens ? " demanded the Woggle-Bug

"It's
trial of one kitten," replied the Scarecrow; "but your manner is
trial
all
"
"Let the Public Accuser continue," called Ozma from her throne, "and I pray
interrupt him
"
"The criminal who now sits
court licking her paws," resumed the Woggle-Bug, "has long desired to unlawfully eat the fat piglet,
no bigger than
mouse
And finally she made
wicked plan to satisfy her depraved appetite for pork
her, in my mind's eye--"
"What's that ? " asked the Scarecrow

"
her in my mind's eye--"
"The mind has no eye," declared the Scarecrow
"It's blind
"
"Your Highness," cried the Woggle-Bug, appealing to Ozma, "have I
mind's eye, or haven't I ? "
"
,
invisible," said the Princess

"Very true," returned the Woggle-Bug, bowing
"
the criminal, in my mind's eye, creeping stealthily
room
Ozma and secreting herself, when no one was looking, until the Princess had gone away
door was closed
Then the murderer was alone with her helpless victim, the fat piglet, and
her pounce
innocent creature and eat it up--"
"
still seeing with your mind's eye ? " enquired the Scarecrow

"
; how else could
it ? And
the thing is true, because
time
interview
no piglet
found anywhere
"
"I suppose,
cat
gone, instead
piglet, your mind's eye would see the piglet eating the cat," suggested the Scarecrow

"Very likely," acknowledged the Woggle-Bug
"And now, Fellow Citizens and Creatures
Jury, I assert that so awful
crime deserves death, and
case
ferocious criminal
--
now washing her face--the death penalty
inflicted nine times
"
great applause
speaker sat down
Then the Princess spoke in
stern voice:
"Prisoner, what
?
guilty, or not guilty ? "
"Why, that's
out," replied Eureka
"
prove I'm guilty, I'll be willing to die nine times, but
mind's eye is no proof, because the Woggle-Bug has no mind
with
"
"Never mind, dear," said Dorothy

Then the Tin Woodman arose and said:
"Respected Jury and dearly beloved Ozma, I pray you not to judge this feline prisoner unfeelingly
the innocent kitten
guilty, and surely
unkind to accuse
luncheon of being
murder
Eureka
sweet pet of
lovely little girl whom we all admire, and gentleness and innocence are her chief virtues
Look
kitten's intelligent eyes;" (here Eureka closed her eyes sleepily) "gaze at her smiling countenance ! " (here Eureka snarled and showed her teeth) "mark the tender pose of her soft, padded little hands ! " (Here Eureka bared her sharp claws and scratched
bars
cage
) "Would such
gentle animal be guilty of eating
fellow creature ? No;
thousand times, no ! "
"Oh, cut it short," said Eureka; "you've talked long enough
"
"I'm trying to defend you," remonstrated the Tin Woodman

"Then say something sensible," retorted the kitten
"Tell them it
foolish
to eat the piglet, because I had sense enough
it would raise
row if
But don't try
out I'm too innocent to eat
fat piglet if
and not be found out
I imagine it would taste mighty good
"
"Perhaps it would,
who eat," remarked the Tin Woodman
"I myself, not being built to eat, have no personal experience
matters
But I remember
great poet once said:
'To eat is sweet When hunger's seat Demands
treat Of savory meat
'"
"Take this into consideration, friends
Jury, and
readily decide
kitten is wrongfully accused and
set at liberty
"
Tin Woodman sat down no one applauded him,
arguments
very convincing and few believed that he had proved Eureka's innocence
As
Jury, the members whispered to
and then they appointed the Hungry Tiger their spokesman
The huge beast slowly arose and said:
"Kittens have no consciences, so they eat whatever pleases them
The jury believes the white kitten known as Eureka is guilty of having eaten the piglet owned by Princess Ozma, and recommends that she be put to death in punishment
crime
"
The judgment
jury was received with great applause, although Dorothy was sobbing miserably
fate of her pet
The Princess was just about to order Eureka's head chopped off
Tin Woodman's axe
brilliant personage once more arose and addressed her

"Your Highness," said he, "see how easy
for
jury
mistaken
The kitten
have eaten your piglet--for here
! "
off his funnel hat and from beneath it produced
tiny white piglet, which he held aloft that all might see it clearly

Ozma was delighted and exclaimed, eagerly:
"
my pet, Nick Chopper ! "
And all the people cheered and clapped their hands, rejoicing
prisoner had escaped death and been proved
innocent

Princess held the white piglet in her arms and stroked its soft hair she said: "Let Eureka
cage, for
no longer
prisoner, but our good friend
Where did you find my missing pet, Nick Chopper ? "
"In
room
palace," he answered

"Justice," remarked the Scarecrow, with
sigh, "is
dangerous thing to meddle with
hadn't happened
the piglet, Eureka would surely
executed
"
"But justice prevailed
last," said Ozma, "for
my pet, and Eureka is once more free
"
"I refuse
free," cried the kitten, in