Oz 04: Dorthy and the Wizard in Oz by L. Frank Baum
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."I myself will_be the judge, and_the kitten shall_have afair trial ."

" what_will happen if she_is guilty ? " asked Dorothy .

" she_must die," answered the Princess .

"Nine times ? " enquired the Scarecrow .

"As many_times as is necessary," was_the reply ." i_will ask_the Tin Woodman to defend the prisoner, because he has such akind heart I_am_sure he_will do his best to save her . and_the Woggle-Bug shall be the Public Accuser, because he_is so learned that no one can deceive him ."

" who_will_be the jury ? " asked the Tin Woodman .

"There ought_to_be several animals on_the jury," said Ozma, "because animals understand each_other better than we people understand them .So the jury shall consist of_the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, Jim the Cab-horse, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, Tik-tok the Machine Man, the Sawhorse and Zeb of Hugson's Ranch .That makes the nine which the law requires, and all my people shall be admitted to hear the testimony ."

They now separated to_prepare for_the sad ceremony; for whenever an appeal is made to law sorrow is almost certain to_follow--even in afairyland like Oz .But is must_be stated that_the people of_that Land were generally so_well-behaved that there_was not asingle lawyer amongst them, and it had_been years since any Ruler had sat in judgment upon an offender of_the law .The crime of murder being the most dreadful crime of all, tremendous excitement prevailed in_the Emerald City when_the news of Eureka's arrest and trial became known .

The Wizard, when he returned to_his own room, was exceedingly thoughtful .He had no_doubt Eureka had eaten his piglet, but he realized that akitten cannot_be depended upon at all times to act properly, since its nature is to destroy small animals and even birds for food, and_the tame cat that we keep in_our houses today is descended from_the wild cat of_the jungle--a very ferocious creature, indeed .The Wizard knew that if Dorothy's pet was found guilty and condemned to death the little girl would_be made very unhappy; so, although he grieved over the piglet's sad fate as_much as any of_them, he resolved to save Eureka's life .

Sending for_the Tin Woodman the Wizard took him into acorner and whispered:

"My friend, it_is your duty to defend the white kitten and try to save her, but I_fear you_will fail because Eureka has long wished to eat apiglet, to my certain knowledge, and my opinion is_that she has_been unable to resist the temptation .Yet her disgrace and death would_not bring back the piglet, but only serve to_make Dorothy unhappy .So I intend to_prove the kitten's innocence by atrick ."

He drew from_his inside pocket one_of_the eight tiny piglets that were remaining and continued:

"This creature you_must hide in some safe place, and if_the jury decides that Eureka is guilty you_may then produce this piglet and claim it_is_the one that was lost .All the piglets are exactly alike, so no one can dispute your word .This deception will save Eureka's life, and then we_may all be happy again ."

" I_do_not like to deceive my friends," replied the Tin Woodman; "still, my kind heart urges me to save Eureka's life, and I_can usually trust my heart to_do_the right thing .So i_will do as_you say, friend Wizard ."

After some thought he placed the little pig inside his funnel-shaped hat, and then put the hat upon his head and went back to_his room to_think over his speech to_the jury .

19 .The Wizard Performs Another Trick

At three o'clock the Throne Room was crowded with citizens, men, women and children being eager to witness the great trial .

Princess Ozma, dressed in her most splendid robes of state, sat in_the magnificent emerald throne, with her jewelled sceptre in her hand and her sparkling coronet upon her fair brow .Behind her throne stood the twenty-eight officers of her army and many officials of_the royal household .At her right sat the queerly assorted Jury--animals, animated dummies and people--all gravely prepared to listen to what_was said .The kitten had_been placed in alarge cage just before_the throne, where she sat upon her haunches and gazed through_the bars at_the crowds around her, with seeming unconcern .

And now, at asignal from Ozma, the Woggle-Bug arose and addressed the jury .His tone was pompous and he strutted up and down in an absurd attempt to appear dignified .

"Your Royal Highness and Fellow Citizens," he began; "the small cat you_see aprisoner before_you is accused of_the crime of first murdering and then eating our esteemed Ruler's fat piglet--or else first eating and then murdering it .In either case agrave crime has_been committed which deserves agrave punishment ."

" do_you_mean my kitten must_be put in agrave ? " asked Dorothy .

"Don't interrupt, little girl," said the Woggle-Bug ."When I get my thoughts arranged in good order I_do_not like to_have anything upset them or throw them into confusion ."

"If your thoughts were any good they wouldn't become confused," remarked the Scarecrow, earnestly ."My thoughts are always--"

" is_this atrial of thoughts, or of kittens ? " demanded the Woggle-Bug .

"It's atrial of one kitten," replied the Scarecrow; "but your manner is atrial to_us all ."

"Let the Public Accuser continue," called Ozma from her throne, "and I pray you_do_not interrupt him ."

"The criminal who now sits before_the court licking her paws," resumed the Woggle-Bug, "has long desired to unlawfully eat the fat piglet, which_was no bigger than amouse .And finally she made awicked plan to satisfy her depraved appetite for pork . I_can_see her, in my mind's eye--"

"What's that ? " asked the Scarecrow .

" I_say I_can_see her in my mind's eye--"

"The mind has no eye," declared the Scarecrow ."It's blind ."

"Your Highness," cried the Woggle-Bug, appealing to Ozma, "have I amind's eye, or haven't I ? "

" if_you_have, it_is invisible," said the Princess .

"Very true," returned the Woggle-Bug, bowing ." I_say I_see the criminal, in my mind's eye, creeping stealthily into_the room of_our Ozma and secreting herself, when no one was looking, until the Princess had gone away and_the door was closed .Then the murderer was alone with her helpless victim, the fat piglet, and I_see her pounce upon_the innocent creature and eat it up--"

" are_you still seeing with your mind's eye ? " enquired the Scarecrow .

" of_course; how else could I_see it ? And we_know the thing is true, because since_the time of_that interview there_is no piglet to_be found anywhere ."

"I suppose, if_the cat had_been gone, instead of_the piglet, your mind's eye would see the piglet eating the cat," suggested the Scarecrow .

"Very likely," acknowledged the Woggle-Bug ."And now, Fellow Citizens and Creatures of_the Jury, I assert that so awful acrime deserves death, and in_the case of_the ferocious criminal before_you-- who_is now washing her face--the death penalty should_be inflicted nine times ."

there_was great applause when_the speaker sat down .Then the Princess spoke in astern voice:

"Prisoner, what have_you to_say for_yourself ? are_you guilty, or not guilty ? "

"Why, that's for_you to_find out," replied Eureka ." if_you_can prove I'm guilty, I'll be willing to die nine times, but amind's eye is no proof, because the Woggle-Bug has no mind to_see with ."

"Never mind, dear," said Dorothy .

Then the Tin Woodman arose and said:

"Respected Jury and dearly beloved Ozma, I pray you not to judge this feline prisoner unfeelingly . I_do_not_think the innocent kitten can_be guilty, and surely it_is unkind to accuse aluncheon of being amurder .Eureka is_the sweet pet of alovely little girl whom we all admire, and gentleness and innocence are her chief virtues .Look at_the kitten's intelligent eyes;" (here Eureka closed her eyes sleepily) "gaze at her smiling countenance ! " (here Eureka snarled and showed her teeth) "mark the tender pose of her soft, padded little hands ! " (Here Eureka bared her sharp claws and scratched at_the bars of_the cage .) "Would such agentle animal be guilty of eating afellow creature ? No; athousand times, no ! "

"Oh, cut it short," said Eureka; "you've talked long enough ."

"I'm trying to defend you," remonstrated the Tin Woodman .

"Then say something sensible," retorted the kitten ."Tell them it would_be foolish for_me to eat the piglet, because I had sense enough to_know it would raise arow if I_did .But don't try to_make out I'm too innocent to eat afat piglet if I_could do_it and not be found out .I imagine it would taste mighty good ."

"Perhaps it would, to_those who eat," remarked the Tin Woodman ."I myself, not being built to eat, have no personal experience in_such matters .But I remember that_our great poet once said:

'To eat is sweet When hunger's seat Demands atreat Of savory meat .'"

"Take this into consideration, friends of_the Jury, and you_will readily decide that_the kitten is wrongfully accused and should_be set at liberty ."

when_the Tin Woodman sat down no one applauded him, for_his arguments had_not_been very convincing and few believed that he had proved Eureka's innocence .As for_the Jury, the members whispered to each_other for_a_few_minutes and then they appointed the Hungry Tiger their spokesman .The huge beast slowly arose and said:

"Kittens have no consciences, so they eat whatever pleases them .The jury believes the white kitten known as Eureka is guilty of having eaten the piglet owned by Princess Ozma, and recommends that she be put to death in punishment of_the crime ."

The judgment of_the jury was received with great applause, although Dorothy was sobbing miserably at_the fate of her pet .The Princess was just about to order Eureka's head chopped off with_the Tin Woodman's axe when_that brilliant personage once more arose and addressed her .

"Your Highness," said he, "see how easy it_is for ajury to_be mistaken .The kitten could_not have eaten your piglet--for here it_is ! "

he_took off his funnel hat and from beneath it produced atiny white piglet, which he held aloft that all might see it clearly .

Ozma was delighted and exclaimed, eagerly:

" give_me my pet, Nick Chopper ! "

And all the people cheered and clapped their hands, rejoicing that_the prisoner had escaped death and been proved to_be innocent .

as_the Princess held the white piglet in her arms and stroked its soft hair she said: "Let Eureka out_of_the cage, for she_is no longer aprisoner, but our good friend .Where did you find my missing pet, Nick Chopper ? "

"In aroom of_the palace," he answered .

"Justice," remarked the Scarecrow, with asigh, "is adangerous thing to meddle with . if_you hadn't happened to_find the piglet, Eureka would surely have_been executed ."

"But justice prevailed at_the last," said Ozma, "for here_is my pet, and Eureka is once more free ."

"I refuse to_be free," cried the kitten, in


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