Oz 04: Dorthy and the Wizard in Oz by L. Frank Baum
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amere detail, and at his command the attendants gave his coat agood rubbing, combed his mane and tail, and washed his hoofs and fetlocks .Then they told him dinner would_be served directly and he replied that they_could_not serve it too quickly to suit his convenience .First they brought him asteaming bowl of soup, which the horse eyed in dismay .

"Take that stuff away ! " he commanded ." do_you take me for asalamander ? "

They obeyed at once, and next served afine large turbot on asilver platter, with drawn gravy poured over it .

"Fish ! " cried Jim, with asniff ." do_you take me for atom-cat ? Away with it ! "

The servants were alittle discouraged, but soon they brought in agreat tray containing two dozen nicely roasted quail on toast .

"Well, well ! " said the horse, now thoroughly provoked ." do_you take me for aweasel ? How stupid and ignorant you_are, in_the Land of Oz, and what dreadful things you feed upon ! is_there nothing that_is decent to eat in_this palace ? "

The trembling servants sent for_the Royal Steward, who came in haste and said:

"What would your Highness like for dinner ? "

"Highness ! " repeated Jim, who was unused to such titles .

" you_are at_least six feet high, and_that is higher than any_other animal in_this country," said the Steward .

"Well, my Highness would like some oats," declared the horse .

"Oats ? we_have no whole oats," the Steward replied, with much deference ."But there_is any quantity of oatmeal, which we often cook for breakfast .Oatmeal is abreakfast dish," added the Steward, humbly .

"I'll make it adinner dish," said Jim ."Fetch it on, but don't cook it, as_you value your life ."

you_see, the respect shown the worn-out old cab-horse made him alittle arrogant, and he forgot he_was aguest, never having been treated otherwise than as aservant since_the day he_was born, until his arrival in_the Land of Oz .But the royal attendants did_not heed the animal's ill temper .They soon mixed atub of oatmeal with alittle water, and Jim ate it with much relish .

Then the servants heaped alot of rugs upon_the floor and_the old horse slept on_the softest bed he had ever known in_his life .

in_the morning, as_soon_as it_was daylight, he resolved to_take awalk and try to_find some grass for breakfast; so he ambled calmly through_the handsome arch of_the doorway, turned the corner of_the palace, wherein all seemed asleep, and came face_to_face with_the Sawhorse .

Jim stopped abruptly, being startled and amazed .The Sawhorse stopped at_the same time and stared at_the other with its queer protruding eyes, which were mere knots in_the log that formed its body .The legs of_the Sawhorse were four sticks driving into holes bored in_the log; its tail was asmall branch that had_been left by accident and its mouth aplace chopped in one end of_the body which projected alittle and served as ahead .The ends of_the wooden legs were shod with plates of solid gold, and_the saddle of_the Princess Ozma, which_was of red leather set with sparkling diamonds, was strapped to_the clumsy body .

Jim's eyes stuck out as_much as_those of_the Sawhorse, and he stared at_the creature with_his ears erect and_his long head drawn back until it rested against his arched neck .

in_this comical position the two horses circled slowly around each_other for awhile, each being unable to realize what the singular thing might_be which it now beheld for_the first time .Then Jim exclaimed:

"For goodness sake, what sort of abeing are_you ? "

"I'm aSawhorse," replied the other .

"Oh; I believe I've heard of you," said the cab-horse; "but you_are unlike anything that I expected to_see ."

" I_do_not doubt it," the Sawhorse observed, with atone of pride ." I_am considered quite unusual ."

" you_are, indeed .But arickety wooden thing like you has no right to_be alive ."

"I couldn't help it," returned the other, rather crestfallen ."Ozma sprinkled me with amagic powder, and I just had to live . I_know I'm not much account; but I'm the only horse in all the Land of Oz, so they treat me with great respect ."

"You, ahorse ! "

"Oh, not areal one, of_course . there_are no real horses here at all .But I'm asplendid imitation of one ."

Jim gave an indignant neigh .

"Look at me ! " he cried ."Behold areal horse ! "

The wooden animal gave astart, and then examined the other intently .

" is_it possible that you_are aReal Horse ? " he murmured .

" not_only possible, but true," replied Jim, who was gratified by_the impression he had created ." it_is proved by my fine points .For example, look at_the long hairs on my tail, with_which I_can whisk away the flies ."

"The flies never trouble me," said the Saw-Horse .

"And notice my great strong teeth, with_which I nibble the grass ."

" it_is_not necessary for_me to eat," observed the Sawhorse .

"Also examine my broad chest, which enables me to draw deep, full breaths," said Jim, proudly .

" I_have no need to breathe," returned the other .

"No; you miss many pleasures," remarked the cab-horse, pityingly ." you_do_not know the relief of brushing away afly that has bitten you, nor the delight of eating delicious food, nor the satisfaction of drawing along breath of fresh, pure air . you_may_be an imitation of ahorse, but you're amighty poor one ."

"Oh, I_cannot hope ever to_be like you," sighed the Sawhorse ."But I_am_glad to meet alast aReal Horse . you_are certainly the most beautiful creature I ever beheld ."

This praise won Jim completely . to_be called beautiful was anovelty in_his experience .Said he:

"Your chief fault, my friend, is in being made of wood, and_that I suppose you_cannot help .Real horses, like myself, are made of flesh and blood and bones ."

" I_can_see the bones all right," replied the Sawhorse, "and they_are admirable and distinct .Also I_can_see the flesh .But the blood, I suppose is tucked away inside ."

"Exactly," said Jim .

"What good is_it ? " asked the Sawhorse .

Jim did_not know, but he_would_not tell the Sawhorse that .

"If anything cuts me," he replied, "the blood runs out to show where I_am cut .You, poor thing ! cannot even bleed when_you_are hurt ."

"But I_am never hurt," said the Sawhorse ."Once in awhile I get broken up some, but I_am easily repaired and put in good order again .And I never feel abreak or asplinter in_the least ."

Jim was almost tempted to envy the wooden horse for being unable to_feel pain; but the creature was so absurdly unnatural that he decided he_would_not change places with it under any circumstances .

"How did you happen to_be shod with gold ? " he asked .

"Princess Ozma did that," was_the reply; "and it saves my legs from wearing out .We've had a good_many adventures together, Ozma and I, and she likes me ."

The cab-horse was about to reply when suddenly he_gave astart and aneigh of terror and stood trembling like aleaf .For around the corner had come two enormous savage beasts, treading so lightly that_they were upon him before he_was aware of_their presence .Jim was in_the act of plunging down the path to escape when_the Sawhorse cried out:

"Stop, my brother ! Stop, Real Horse ! These are friends, and will do_you no harm ."

Jim hesitated, eyeing the beasts fearfully .One was an enormous Lion with clear, intelligent eyes, atawney mane bushy and well kept, and abody like yellow plush .The other was agreat Tiger with purple stripes around his lithe body, powerful limbs, and eyes that showed through_the half closed lids like coals of fire .The huge forms of_these monarchs of_the forest and jungle were enough to strike terror to_the stoutest heart, and it_is no wonder Jim was afraid to_face them .

But the Sawhorse introduced the stranger in acalm tone, saying:

"This, noble Horse, is my friend the Cowardly Lion, who_is the valiant King of_the Forest, but at_the same time afaithful vassal of Princess Ozma .And this_is_the Hungry Tiger, the terror of_the jungle, who longs to devour fat babies but is prevented by his conscience from doing_so .These royal beasts are both warm friends of little Dorothy and_have come to_the Emerald City this_morning to welcome her to our fairyland ."

Hearing these words Jim resolved to conquer his alarm .He bowed his head with as_much dignity as he_could muster toward the savage looking beasts, who in return nodded in afriendly way .

" is_not the Real Horse abeautiful animal ? " asked the Sawhorse admiringly .

" that_is doubtless amatter of taste," returned the Lion ." in_the forest he_would_be thought ungainly, because his face is stretched out and_his neck is uselessly long .His joints, I_notice, are swollen and overgrown, and he lacks flesh and_is old in years ."

"And dreadfully tough," added the Hungry Tiger, in asad voice ."My conscience would never permit me to eat so tough amorsel as_the Real Horse ."

"I'm glad of_that," said Jim; "for I, also, have aconscience, and it tells me not to crush in your skull with ablow of_my powerful hoof ."

If he thought to frighten the striped beast by such language he_was mistaken


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