mere detail, and at his command the attendants gave his coat
good rubbing, combed his mane and tail, and washed his hoofs and fetlocks
Then they told him dinner
served directly and he replied that
serve it too quickly to suit his convenience
First they brought him
steaming bowl of soup, which the horse eyed in dismay

"Take that stuff away ! " he commanded
"
take me for
salamander ? "
They obeyed at once, and next served
fine large turbot on
silver platter, with drawn gravy poured over it

"Fish ! " cried Jim, with
sniff
"
take me for
tom-cat ? Away with it ! "
The servants were
little discouraged, but soon they brought in
great tray containing two dozen nicely roasted quail on toast

"Well, well ! " said the horse, now thoroughly provoked
"
take me for
weasel ? How stupid and ignorant
,
Land of Oz, and what dreadful things you feed upon !
nothing
decent to eat
palace ? "
The trembling servants sent
Royal Steward, who came in haste and said:
"What would your Highness like for dinner ? "
"Highness ! " repeated Jim, who was unused to such titles

"
six feet high,
is higher than
animal
country," said the Steward

"Well, my Highness would like some oats," declared the horse

"Oats ?
no whole oats," the Steward replied, with much deference
"But
any quantity of oatmeal, which we often cook for breakfast
Oatmeal is
breakfast dish," added the Steward, humbly

"I'll make it
dinner dish," said Jim
"Fetch it on, but don't cook it,
value your life
"
, the respect shown the worn-out old cab-horse made him
little arrogant, and he forgot
guest, never having been treated otherwise than as
servant
day
born, until his arrival
Land of Oz
But the royal attendants
heed the animal's ill temper
They soon mixed
tub of oatmeal with
little water, and Jim ate it with much relish

Then the servants heaped
lot of rugs
floor
old horse slept
softest bed he had ever known
life

morning,
daylight, he resolved
walk and try
some grass for breakfast; so he ambled calmly
handsome arch
doorway, turned the corner
palace, wherein all seemed asleep, and came
Sawhorse

Jim stopped abruptly, being startled and amazed
The Sawhorse stopped
same time and stared
other with its queer protruding eyes, which were mere knots
log that formed its body
The legs
Sawhorse were four sticks driving into holes bored
log; its tail was
small branch that
left by accident and its mouth
place chopped in one end
body which projected
little and served as
head
The ends
wooden legs were shod with plates of solid gold,
saddle
Princess Ozma,
of red leather set with sparkling diamonds, was strapped
clumsy body

Jim's eyes stuck out
Sawhorse, and he stared
creature
ears erect
long head drawn back until it rested against his arched neck

comical position the two horses circled slowly around
for
while, each being unable to realize what the singular thing
which it now beheld
first time
Then Jim exclaimed:
"For goodness sake, what sort of
being
? "
"I'm
Sawhorse," replied the other

"Oh; I believe I've heard of you," said the cab-horse; "but
unlike anything that I expected
"
"
doubt it," the Sawhorse observed, with
tone of pride
"
considered quite unusual
"
"
, indeed
But
rickety wooden thing like you has no right
alive
"
"I couldn't help it," returned the other, rather crestfallen
"Ozma sprinkled me with
magic powder, and I just had to live
I'm not much account; but I'm the only horse in all the Land of Oz, so they treat me with great respect
"
"You,
horse ! "
"Oh, not
real one,
no real horses here at all
But I'm
splendid imitation of one
"
Jim gave an indignant neigh

"Look at me ! " he cried
"Behold
real horse ! "
The wooden animal gave
start, and then examined the other intently

"
possible that
Real Horse ? " he murmured

"
possible, but true," replied Jim, who was gratified
impression he had created
"
proved by my fine points
For example, look
long hairs on my tail,
whisk away the flies
"
"The flies never trouble me," said the Saw-Horse

"And notice my great strong teeth,
I nibble the grass
"
"
necessary
to eat," observed the Sawhorse

"Also examine my broad chest, which enables me to draw deep, full breaths," said Jim, proudly

"
no need to breathe," returned the other

"No; you miss many pleasures," remarked the cab-horse, pityingly
"
know the relief of brushing away
fly that has bitten you, nor the delight of eating delicious food, nor the satisfaction of drawing
long breath of fresh, pure air
an imitation of
horse, but you're
mighty poor one
"
"Oh,
hope ever
like you," sighed the Sawhorse
"But
to meet
last
Real Horse
certainly the most beautiful creature I ever beheld
"
This praise won Jim completely
called beautiful was
novelty
experience
Said he:
"Your chief fault, my friend, is in being made of wood,
I suppose
help
Real horses, like myself, are made of flesh and blood and bones
"
"
the bones all right," replied the Sawhorse, "and
admirable and distinct
Also
the flesh
But the blood, I suppose is tucked away inside
"
"Exactly," said Jim

"What good
? " asked the Sawhorse

Jim
know, but
tell the Sawhorse that

"If anything cuts me," he replied, "the blood runs out to show where
cut
You, poor thing ! cannot even bleed
hurt
"
"But
never hurt," said the Sawhorse
"Once in
while I get broken up some, but
easily repaired and put in good order again
And I never feel
break or
splinter
least
"
Jim was almost tempted to envy the wooden horse for being unable
pain; but the creature was so absurdly unnatural that he decided
change places with it under any circumstances

"How did you happen
shod with gold ? " he asked

"Princess Ozma did that,"
reply; "and it saves my legs from wearing out
We've had
adventures together, Ozma and I, and she likes me
"
The cab-horse was about to reply when suddenly
start and
neigh of terror and stood trembling like
leaf
For around the corner had come two enormous savage beasts, treading so lightly
were upon him before
aware
presence
Jim was
act of plunging down the path to escape
Sawhorse cried out:
"Stop, my brother ! Stop, Real Horse ! These are friends, and will
no harm
"
Jim hesitated, eyeing the beasts fearfully
One was an enormous Lion with clear, intelligent eyes,
tawney mane bushy and well kept, and
body like yellow plush
The other was
great Tiger with purple stripes around his lithe body, powerful limbs, and eyes that showed
half closed lids like coals of fire
The huge forms
monarchs
forest and jungle were enough to strike terror
stoutest heart, and
no wonder Jim was afraid
them

But the Sawhorse introduced the stranger in
calm tone, saying:
"This, noble Horse, is my friend the Cowardly Lion,
the valiant King
Forest, but
same time
faithful vassal of Princess Ozma
And
Hungry Tiger, the terror
jungle, who longs to devour fat babies but is prevented by his conscience from
These royal beasts are both warm friends of little Dorothy
come
Emerald City
to welcome her to our fairyland
"
Hearing these words Jim resolved to conquer his alarm
He bowed his head with
dignity as
muster toward the savage looking beasts, who in return nodded in
friendly way

"
the Real Horse
beautiful animal ? " asked the Sawhorse admiringly

"
doubtless
matter of taste," returned the Lion
"
forest
thought ungainly, because his face is stretched out
neck is uselessly long
His joints,
, are swollen and overgrown, and he lacks flesh
old in years
"
"And dreadfully tough," added the Hungry Tiger, in
sad voice
"My conscience would never permit me to eat so tough
morsel
Real Horse
"
"I'm glad
," said Jim; "for I, also, have
conscience, and it tells me not to crush in your skull with
blow
powerful hoof
"
If he thought to frighten the striped beast by such language
mistaken