Oz 04: Dorthy and the Wizard in Oz by L. Frank Baum
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we_are close to_the center of_the earth, where the attraction of gravitation is very slight .But I've noticed that many queer things happen in fairy countries ."

" is_this afairy country ? " asked the boy .

" of_course_it_is," returned Dorothy promptly ."Only afairy country could_have veg'table people; and only in afairy country could Eureka and Jim talk as_we do ."

"That's true," said Zeb, thoughtfully .

in_the vegetable gardens they found the strawberries and melons, and several_other unknown but delicious fruits, of_which they ate heartily .But the kitten bothered them constantly by demanding milk or meat, and called the Wizard names because he_could_not bring her adish of milk by_means of_his magical arts .

as_they sat upon_the grass watching Jim, who was still busily eating, Eureka said:

"I don't believe you_are aWizard at all ! "

"No," answered the little man, " you_are quite right . in_the strict sense of_the word I_am not aWizard, but only ahumbug ."

"The Wizard of Oz has always been ahumbug," agreed Dorothy ."I've known him for_a_long_time ."

" if_that is so," said the boy, "how could he do_that wonderful trick with_the nine tiny piglets ? "

"Don't know," said Dorothy, "but it must have_been humbug ."

"Very true," declared the Wizard, nodding at her ." it_was necessary to deceive that ugly Sorcerer and_the Prince, as_well as their stupid people; but I don't mind telling you, who_are my friends, that_the thing was only atrick ."

"But I_saw the little pigs with my own eyes ! " exclaimed Zeb .

"So did I," purred the kitten .

" to_be_sure," answered the Wizard ."You saw them because they were there . they_are in my inside pocket now .But the pulling of_them apart and pushing them together again was only asleight-of-hand trick ."

"Let's see the pigs," said Eureka, eagerly .

The little man felt carefully in_his pocket and pulled out the tiny piglets, setting them upon_the grass one by one, where they ran around and nibbled the tender blades .

"They're hungry, too," he_said .

"Oh, what cunning things ! " cried Dorothy, catching up one and petting it .

"Be careful ! " said the piglet, with asqueal, "you're squeezing me ! "

"Dear me ! " murmured the Wizard, looking at his pets in astonishment ." they_can actually talk ! "

"May I eat one_of_them ? " asked the kitten, in apleading voice ."I'm awfully hungry ."

"Why, Eureka," said Dorothy, reproachfully, "what acruel question ! It would_be dreadful to eat these dear little things ."

" i_should say so ! " grunted another of_the piglets, looking uneasily at_the kitten; "cats are cruel things ."

"I'm not cruel," replied the kitten, yawning ."I'm just hungry ."

" you_cannot eat my piglets, even if_you_are starving," declared the little man, in astern voice ." they_are the only things I_have to_prove I'm awizard ."

"How did they happen to_be so little ? " asked Dorothy ."I never saw such small pigs before ."

" they_are from_the Island of Teenty-Weent," said the Wizard, "where everything is small because it's asmall island .asailor brought them to Los Angeles and I_gave him nine tickets to_the circus for_them ."

"But what am I going to eat ? " wailed the kitten, sitting in front of Dorothy and looking pleadingly into her face ." there_are no cows here to_give milk; or any mice, or even grasshoppers .And if I_can't eat the piglets you_may as_well plant me at once and raise catsup ."

" I_have an idea," said the Wizard, " that_there_are fishes in_these brooks . do_you like fish ? "

"Fish ! " cried the kitten ."Do I like fish ? Why, they're better than piglets--or even milk ! "

"Then I'll try to catch you some," said he .

"But won't they be veg'table, like everything else here ? " asked the kitten .

" i_think not .Fishes are_not animals, and they_are as cold and moist as_the vegetables themselves . there_is no reason, that I_can_see, why they_may not exist in_the waters of_this strange country ."

Then the Wizard bent apin for ahook and took along piece of string from_his pocket for afish-line .The only bait he_could find was abright red blossom from aflower; but he_knew fishes are easy to fool if anything bright attracts their attention, so he decided to_try the blossom .Having thrown the end of_his line in_the water of anearby brook he soon felt asharp tug that told him afish had bitten and was caught on_the bent pin; so the little man drew in_the string and, sure enough, the fish came with it and was landed safely on_the shore, where it began to flop around in great excitement .

The fish was fat and round, and its scales glistened like beautifully cut jewels set close together; but there_was no time to examine it closely, for Eureka made ajump and caught it between her claws, and in a few_moments it had entirely disappeared .

"Oh, Eureka ! " cried Dorothy, "did you eat the bones ? "

" if_it had any bones, I ate them," replied the kitten, composedly, as it washed its face after_the meal ."But I don't think that fish had any bones, because I didn't feel them scratch my throat ."

"You were very greedy," said the girl .

" i_was very hungry," replied the kitten .

The little pigs had stood huddled in agroup, watching this scene with frightened eyes .

"Cats are dreadful creatures ! " said one_of_them .

"I'm glad we_are_not fishes ! " said another .

"Don't worry," Dorothy murmured, soothingly, "I'll not let the kitten hurt you ."

Then she happened to remember that in acorner of her suit-case were one_or_two crackers that were left over from her luncheon on_the train, and she went to_the buggy and brought them .Eureka stuck up her nose at such food, but the tiny piglets squealed delightedly at_the sight of_the crackers and ate them up in ajiffy .

"Now let_us go back to_the city," suggested the Wizard ." that_is, if Jim has had enough of_the pink grass ."

The cab-horse, who was browsing near, lifted his head with asigh .

"I've tried to eat alot while I had the chance," said he, " for_it's likely to_be along while between meals in_this strange country .But I'm ready to_go, now, at any_time you wish ."

So, after_the Wizard had put the piglets back into his inside pocket, where they cuddled up and went to sleep, the three climbed into_the buggy and Jim started back to_the town .

"Where shall we stay ? " asked the girl .

" i_think I_shall take possession of_the House of_the Sorcerer," replied the Wizard; " for_the Prince said in_the presence of_his people that he_would keep me until they picked another Sorcerer, and_the new Princess won't know but that we belong there ."

They agreed to_this plan, and when_they reached the great square Jim drew the buggy into_the big door of_the domed hall .

"It doesn't look very homelike," said Dorothy, gazing around at_the bare room ."But it's aplace to stay, anyhow ."

" what_are those holes up there ? " enquired the boy, pointing to some openings that appeared near the top of_the dome .

"They look like doorways," said Dorothy; "only there_are no stairs to_get to_them ."

"You forget that stairs are unnecessary," observed the Wizard ." let_us walk up, and_see where the doors lead to ."

with_this he began walking in_the air toward the high openings, and Dorothy and Zeb followed him .It was_the same sort of climb one experiences when walking up ahill, and_they were nearly out of breath when_they came to_the row of openings, which they perceived to_be doorways leading into halls in_the upper part of_the house .Following these halls they discovered many small rooms opening from_them, and some were furnished with glass benches, tables and chairs .But there were no beds at all .

"I wonder if these people never sleep," said the girl .

"Why, there seems_to_be no night at all in_this country," Zeb replied ."Those colored suns are exactly in_the same place they were when we came, and if_there_is no sunset there can_be no night ."

"Very true," agreed the Wizard ."But it_is a long_time since I_have_had any sleep, and I'm tired .So i_think I_shall lie down upon one_of_these hard glass benches and take anap ."

" i_will, too," said Dorothy, and chose alittle room at_the end of_the hall .

Zeb walked down again to unharness Jim, who, when he_found himself free, rolled over a few_times and then settled down to sleep, with Eureka nestling comfortably beside his big, boney body .Then the boy returned to one_of_the upper rooms, and in_spite of_the hardness of_the glass bench was soon deep in slumberland .

6 .The Mangaboos Prove Dangerous

when_the Wizard awoke the six colored suns were shining down upon_the Land of_the Mangaboos just as_they had done ever_since his arrival .The little man, having had agood sleep, felt rested and refreshed, and looking through_the glass partition of_the room he_saw Zeb sitting up on_his bench and yawning .So the Wizard went in to him .

"Zeb," said he, "my balloon is of no further use in_this strange country, so I_may


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