The Buller-Podington Compact by Frank Richard Stockton
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as_we_are likely to_have today, you_will_find the motion quite as pleasing, and ever so_much more inspiriting .I should_not_be abit surprised, William, if after you_have_been two_or_three times on_the lake you_will ask me--yes, positively ask me-- to_take you out on_the bay ! "

Mr Podington smiled, and leaning backward, he looked up at_the beautiful blue sky .

" you_can't give_me anything better than this, Thomas," said he; "but you needn't think I_am weakening; you drove with me, and_I_will sail with_you ."

The thought came into Buller's mind that he had done both of_these things with Podington, but he_did_not wish to_call up unpleasant memories, and said nothing .

About half amile from_the town there stood asmall cottage where house-cleaning was going on, and on afence, not far from_the canal, there hung acarpet gaily adorned with stripes and spots of red and yellow .

when_the drowsy tow-horse came abreast of_the house, and_the carpet caught his eye, he suddenly stopped and gave astart toward the canal .Then, impressed with ahorror of_the glaring apparition, he gathered himself up, and with abound dashed along the tow-path .The astounded boy gave ashout, but was speedily left behind .The boat of Mr Buller shot forward as_if she had_been struck by asquall .

The terrified horse sped on as_if ared and yellow demon were after him .The boat bounded, and plunged, and frequently struck the grassy bank of_the canal, as_if it would break itself to pieces .Mr Podington clutched the boom to_keep himself from being thrown out, while Mr Buller, both hands upon_the tiller, frantically endeavored to_keep the boat from_the bank .

"William ! " he screamed, " he_is running away with_us; we_shall_be dashed to pieces ! Can't you get forward and cast off that line ? "

"What do_you_mean ? " cried Podington, as_the boom gave agreat jerk as_if it would break its fastenings and drag him overboard .

"I mean untie the tow-line .We'll be smashed if_you don't ! I_can't leave this tiller .Don't try to stand up; hold on to_the boom and creep forward .Steady now, or you'll be overboard ! "

Mr Podington stumbled to_the bow of_the boat, his efforts greatly impeded by_the big cork life-preserver tied under his arms, and_the motion of_the boat was so violent and erratic that he_was obliged to hold on to_the mast with one arm and to_try to loosen the knot with_the other; but there_was agreat strain on_the rope, and he_could do nothing with one hand .

"Cut it ! Cut it ! " cried Mr Buller .

"I haven't aknife," replied Podington .

Mr Buller was terribly frightened; his boat was cutting through_the water as never vessel of her class had sped since sail-boats were invented, and bumping against the bank as_if she were abilliard-ball rebounding from_the edge of atable .He forgot he_was in aboat; he only knew that for_the first time in_his life he_was in arunaway .He let go the tiller . it_was of no use to him .

"William," he cried, " let_us jump out the next_time we_are near enough to shore ! "

"Don't do_that ! Don't do_that ! " replied Podington ."Don't jump out in arunaway; that_is_the way to_get hurt .Stick to your seat, my boy; he_can't keep this up much longer .He'll lose his wind ! "

Mr Podington was greatly excited, but he_was not frightened, as Buller was .He had_been in arunaway before, and he_could_not help thinking how_much better awagon was than aboat in_such acase .

"If he were hitched up shorter and I had asnaffle-bit and astout pair of reins," thought he, " I_could soon bring him up ."

But Mr Buller was rapidly losing his wits .The horse seemed to_be going faster than ever .The boat bumped harder against the bank, and at one_time Buller thought they_could turn over .

Suddenly athought struck him .

"William," he shouted, "tip that anchor over the side ! Throw it in, any_way ! "

Mr Podington looked about him, and, almost under his feet, saw the anchor . he_did_not instantly comprehend why Buller wanted it thrown overboard, but this_was not atime to ask questions .The difficulties imposed by_the life-preserver, and_the necessity of holding on with one hand, interfered very_much with_his getting at_the anchor and throwing it over the side, but at last he succeeded, and just as_the boat threw up her bow as_if she were about to jump on shore, the anchor went out and its line shot after it . there_was an irregular trembling of_the boat as_the anchor struggled along the bottom of_the canal; then there_was agreat shock; the boat ran into_the bank and stopped; the tow-line was tightened like aguitar-string, and_the horse, jerked back with great violence, came tumbling in aheap upon_the ground .

Instantly Mr Podington was on_the shore and running at_the top of_his speed toward the horse .The astounded animal had scarcely begun to struggle to_his feet when Podington rushed upon him, pressed his head back to_the ground, and sat upon it .

"Hurrah ! " he cried, waving his hat above his head ."Get out, Buller; he_is all right now ! "

Presently Mr Buller approached, very_much shaken up .

"All right ? " he_said ."I don't call ahorse flat in aroad with aman on_his head all right; but hold him down till we get him loose from my boat . that_is_the thing to_do .William, cast him loose from_the boat before_you let him up ! what_will he do when he gets up ? "

"Oh .he'll be quiet enough when he gets up," said Podington ."But if_you've got aknife you_can cut his traces---I mean that rope--but no, you needn't .Here comes the boy .We'll settle this business in very short order now ."

when_the horse was on_his feet, and all connection between_the animal and_the boat had_been severed, Mr Podington looked at his friend .

"Thomas," said he, "you seem to have_had ahard time of it . you_have lost your hat and you look as if_you had_been in awrestling-match ."

" I_have," replied the other; "I wrestled with_that tiller and I wonder it didn't throw me out ."

Now approached the boy ."Shall I hitch him on again, sir ? " said he ."He's quiet enough now ."

"No," cried Mr Buller; " i_want no more sailing after ahorse, and, besides, we_can't go on_the lake with_that boat; she has_been battered about so_much that she must_have opened adozen seams .The best thing we_can do is to walk home ."

Mr Podington agreed with_his friend that walking home was_the best thing they_could do .The boat was examined and found to_be leaking, but not very badly, and when her mast had_been unshipped and everything had_been made tight and right on board, she was pulled out_of_the way of tow-lines and boats, and made fast until she_could be sent for from_the town .

Mr Buller and Mr Podington walked back toward the town .They had_not gone very far when_they met aparty of boys, who, upon seeing them, burst into unseemly laughter .

"Mister," cried one_of_them, "you needn't be afraid of tumbling into_the canal .Why don't you take off your life-preserver and let that other man put it on_his head ? "

The two friends looked at each_other and could_not help joining in_the laughter of_the boys .

"By George ! I forgot all about_this," said Podington, as he unfastened the cork jacket ."It does look alittle super-timid to wear alife-preserver just because one happens to_be walking by_the side of acanal ."

Mr Buller tied ahandkerchief on_his head, and Mr Podington rolled up his life-preserver and carried it under his arm .Thus they reached the town, where Buller bought ahat, Podington dispensed with_his bundle, and arrangements were made to bring back the boat .

"Runaway in asailboat ! " exclaimed one_of_the canal boatmen when he had heard about_the accident ."Upon my word ! That beats anything that could happen to aman ! "

"No, it doesn't," replied Mr Buller, quietly ."I have_gone to_the bottom in afoundered road-wagon ."

The man looked at him fixedly .

"Was you ever struck in_the mud in aballoon ? " he asked .

"Not yet," replied Mr Buller .

It required ten days to_put Mr Buller's sailboat into proper condition, and for ten days Mr Podington stayed with_his friend, and enjoyed his visit very_much .They strolled on_the beach, they took long walks in_the back country, they fished from_the end of apier, they smoked, they talked, and were happy and content .

"Thomas," said Mr Podington, on_the last evening of_his stay, " I_have enjoyed myself very_much since I_have_been down here, and now, Thomas, if I were to_come down again next summer, would you mind--would you mind, not----"

" i_would_not mind it abit," replied Buller, promptly ."I'll never so_much as mention it; so you_can come along without athought of it .And since you_have alluded to_the subject, William," he continued, "I'd like very_much to_come and_see you again; you_know my visit was avery short one this year . that_is abeautiful country you live in .Such avariety of scenery, such an opportunity for walks and rambles ! But, William, if_you_could only make up your mind not to----"

"Oh, that_is all right ! " exclaimed Podington ." I_do_not need to_make up my mind .You come to my house and you_will never so_much as hear of it .Here's my hand upon it ! "

"And here's mine ! " said Mr Buller .

and_they shook hands over anew compact .


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