The Buller-Podington Compact by Frank Richard Stockton
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afooting on_the crumbling edge of_the bank .

"Whoa ! " cried Mr Buller .

"Get up ! " exclaimed Mr Podington, applying his whip upon_the plunging beast .

But exclamations and castigations had no effect upon_the horse .The original bed of_the stream ran close to_the road, and_the bank was so steep and_the earth so soft that_it_was impossible for_the horse to advance or even maintain his footing .Back, back he went, until the whole equipage was in_the water and_the wagon was afloat .

This vehicle was aroad wagon, without atop, and_the joints of_its box-body were tight enough to_prevent the water from immediately entering it; so, somewhat deeply sunken, it rested upon_the water . there_was acurrent in_this part of_the pond and it turned the wagon downstream .The horse was now entirely immersed in_the water, with_the exception of_his head and_the upper part of_his neck, and, unable to reach the bottom with_his feet, he_made vigorous efforts to swim .

Mr Podington, the reins and whip in_his hands, sat horrified and pale; the accident was so sudden, he_was so startled and so frightened that, for amoment, he_could_not speak aword .Mr Buller, on_the other hand, was now lively and alert .The wagon had no sooner floated away from_the shore than he_felt himself at home . he_was upon his favorite element; water had no fears for him . he_saw that his friend was nearly frightened out of_his wits, and_that, figuratively speaking, he_must step to_the helm and take charge of_the vessel .He stood up and gazed about him .

"Put her across stream ! " he shouted; " she_can't make headway against this current .Head her to_that clump of trees on_the other side; the bank is lower there, and we_can beach her .Move alittle the other way, we_must trim boat .Now then, pull on_your starboard rein ."

Podington obeyed, and_the horse slightly changed his direction .

" you_see," said Buller, "it won't do to sail straight across, because the current would carry us down and land us below that spot ."

Mr Podington said not aword; he expected every moment to_see the horse sink into awatery grave .

"It isn't so bad after all, is_it, Podington ? if_we had arudder and abit of asail it would_be agreat help to_the horse .This wagon is_not abad boat ."

The despairing Podington looked at his feet ."It's coming in," he_said in ahusky voice ."Thomas, the water is over my shoes ! "

" that_is so," said Buller ." I_am so used to water I didn't notice it .She leaks . do_you carry anything to bail her out with ? "

"Bail ! " cried Podington, now finding his voice ."Oh, Thomas, we_are sinking ! "

"That's so," said Buller; "she leaks like asieve ."

The weight of_the running-gear and of_the two men was entirely too_much for_the buoyancy of_the wagon body .The water rapidly rose toward the top of_its sides .

" we_are going to drown ! " cried Podington, suddenly rising .

"Lick him ! Lick him ! " exclaimed Buller ."Make him swim faster ! "

"There's nothing to lick," cried Podington, vainly lashing at_the water, for he_could_not reach the horse's head .The poor man was dreadfully frightened; he had never even imagined it possible that he_should_be drowned in_his own wagon .

"Whoop ! " cried Buller, as_the water rose over the sides ."Steady yourself, old boy, or you'll go overboard ! " and_the next moment the wagon body sunk out of sight .

But it did_not go down very far .The deepest part of_the channel of_the stream had_been passed, and with abump the wheels struck the bottom .

"Heavens ! " exclaimed Buller, " we_are aground ."

"Aground ! " exclaimed Podington, "Heaven be praised ! "

as_the two men stood up in_the submerged wagon the water was above their knees, and when Podington looked out over the surface of_the pond, now so near his face, it seemed like asheet of water he had never seen before . it_was something horrible, threatening to rise and envelop him .He trembled so_that he_could scarcely keep his footing .

"William," said his companion, " you_must sit down; if_you don't, you'll tumble overboard and be drowned . there_is nothing for_you to hold to ."

"Sit down," said Podington, gazing blankly at_the water around him, " I_can't do_that ! "

at_this moment the horse made aslight movement .Having touched bottom after his efforts in swimming across the main bed of_the stream, with afloating wagon in tow, he had stood for a few_moments, his head and neck well above water, and_his back barely visible beneath the surface .Having recovered his breath, he now thought it_was time to move on .

at_the first step of_the horse Mr Podington began to totter .Instinctively he clutched Buller .

"Sit down ! " cried the latter, "or you'll have us both overboard ." there_was no help for_it; down sat Mr Podington; and, as with agreat splash he_came heavily upon_the seat, the water rose to_his waist .

"Ough ! " said he ."Thomas, shout for help ."

"No use doing that," replied Buller, still standing on_his nautical legs; "I don't see anybody, and I don't see any boat .We'll get out all right .Just you stick tight to_the thwart ."

"The what ? " feebly asked the other .

"Oh, the seat, I mean . we_can get to_the shore all right if_you steer the horse straight .Head him more across the pond ."

" I_can't head him," cried Podington ." I_have dropped the reins ! "

"Good gracious ! " cried Mr Buller, "that's bad .Can't you steer him by shouting 'Gee' and 'Haw' ? "

"No," said Podington, "he isn't an ox; but perhaps I_can stop him ." And with as_much voice as he_could summon, he_called out: "Whoa ! " and_the horse stopped .

" if_you_can't steer him any_other way," said Buller, " we_must get the reins .Lend me your whip ."

" I_have dropped that too," said Podington; "there it floats ."

"Oh, dear," said Buller, "I guess I'll have to dive for_them; if he were to run away, we_should_be in an awful fix ."

"Don't get out ! Don't get out ! " exclaimed Podington ." you_can reach over the dashboard ."

" as_that's under water," said Buller, " it_will_be the same thing as diving; but it's got to_be_done, and I'll try it .Don't you move now; I_am more used to water than you_are ."

Mr Buller took off his hat and asked his friend to hold it .He thought of_his watch and other contents of_his pockets, but there_was no place to_put them, so he_gave them no more consideration .Then bravely getting on_his knees in_the water, he leaned over the dashboard, almost disappearing from sight . with_his disengaged hand Mr Podington grasped the submerged coat-tails of_his friend .

In afew seconds the upper part of Mr Buller rose from_the water . he_was dripping and puffing, and Mr Podington could_not but think what adifference it made in_the appearance of_his friend to_have his hair plastered close to_his head .

"I got hold of one_of_them," said the sputtering Buller, "but it_was fast to something and I couldn't get it loose ."

" was_it thick and wide ? " asked Podington .

"Yes," was_the answer; "it did seem so ."

"Oh, that was atrace," said Podington; "I don't want that; the reins are thinner and lighter ."

"Now I remember they_are," said Buller ."I'll go down again ."

Again Mr Buller leaned over the dashboard, and this_time he remained down longer, and when he_came up he puffed and sputtered more than before .

" is_this it ? " said he, holding up astrip of wet leather .

"Yes," said Podington, "you've got the reins ."

"Well, take them, and steer . i_would_have found them sooner if his tail had_not got into my eyes .That long tail's floating down there and spreading itself out like afan; it tangled itself all around my head .It would_have_been much easier if he had_been abob-tailed horse ."

"Now then," said Podington, "take your hat, Thomas, and I'll try to drive ."

Mr Buller put on_his hat, which_was the only dry thing about him, and_the nervous Podington started the horse so suddenly that even the sea-legs of Buller were surprised, and he_came very near going backward into_the water; but recovering himself, he sat down .

"I don't wonder you_did_not like to do_this, William," said he ."Wet as I_am, it's ghastly ! "

Encouraged by his master's voice, and by_the feeling of_the familiar hand upon his bit, the horse moved bravely on .

But the bottom was very rough and uneven .Sometimes the wheels struck alarge stone, terrifying Mr Buller, who thought they were going to upset; and sometimes they sank into soft mud, horrifying Mr Podington, who thought they were going to drown .

Thus proceeding, they presented astrange sight .At first Mr Podington held his hands above the water as he drove, but he soon found this awkward, and dropped them to_their usual position, so_that nothing was visible above the water but the head and neck of ahorse and_the heads and shoulders of two men .

Now the submarine equipage came to alow place in_the bottom, and even Mr Buller shuddered as_the water rose to_his chin .Podington gave ahowl of horror, and_the horse, with high, uplifted head, was obliged to swim . at_this moment aboy with agun came strolling along the road, and hearing Mr Podington's cry, he cast his eyes over the water .Instinctively he raised his weapon to_his shoulder, and then, in an instant, perceiving that_the objects he beheld were_not aquatic birds, he dropped his gun and ran yelling down the road toward the mill .

But the hollow in_the bottom was anarrow one, and when it_was passed the depth of_the water gradually decreased .The back of_the horse came into view, the dashboard became visible, and_the bodies and_the spirits of_the two men rapidly rose .Now there_was vigorous splashing and tugging, and then ajet black horse, shining as_if he had_been newly varnished, pulled adripping wagon containing two well-soaked men upon ashelving shore .

"Oh, I_am chilled


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