Alice's Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

by Lewis Carroll

Contents

Chapter I: Down the Rabbit Hole
Chapter II: The Pool of Tears
Chapter III: aCaucus-Race and aLong Tale
Chapter IV: The Rabbit Sends in aLittle Bill
Chapter V: Advice from aCaterpillar
Chapter VI: Pig and Pepper
Chapter VII: aMad Tea-Party
Chapter VIII: The Queen's Croquet-Ground
Chapter IX: The Mock Turtle's Story
Chapter X: The Lobster Quadrille
Chapter XI: Who Stole the Tarts ?
Chapter XII: Alice's Evidence

Chapter I: Down the Rabbit Hole

Alice was beginning to_get very tired of sitting by her sister on_the bank, and of having nothing to_do: once_or_twice she had peeped into_the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in_it, 'and what_is the use of abook,' thought Alice 'without pictures or conversation ? '

So she was considering in her own mind ( as_well as she_could, for_the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making adaisy-chain would_be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly aWhite Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her .

there_was nothing so very remarkable in_that; nor did Alice think it so very_much out_of_the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, 'Oh dear ! Oh dear ! I_shall_be late ! ' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought_to_have wondered at_this, but at_the_time it all seemed quite natural); but when_the Rabbit actually took awatch out of_its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for_it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen arabbit with either awaistcoat-pocket, or awatch to_take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in_time to_see it pop down alarge rabbit-hole under the hedge ..

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in_the_world she was to_get out again .

The rabbit-hole went straight on like atunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had_not amoment to_think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down avery deep well .

Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of_time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what_was going to happen next .First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it_was too dark to_see anything; then she looked at_the sides of_the well, and noticed that_they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs .She took down ajar from one_of_the shelves as she passed; it_was labelled 'orange marmalade', but to her great disappointment it_was empty: she did_not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to_put it into one_of_the cupboards as she fell past it .

'Well ! ' thought Alice to herself, 'after such afall as_this, I_shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs ! How brave they'll all think me at home ! Why, I wouldn't say anything about_it, even if I fell off the top of_the house ! ' ( which_was very likely true .)

Down, down, down .Would the fall never come to an end ! 'I wonder how_many miles I've fallen by_this_time ? ' she said aloud .' I_must_be getting somewhere near the centre of_the earth .Let me see: that_would_be four thousand miles down, i_think--' (for, you_see, Alice had learnt several things of_this sort in her lessons in_the schoolroom, and though this_was not a very_good opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as_there_was no one to listen to her, still it_was good practice to_say it over) '--yes, that's about_the right distance--but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to ? ' (Alice had no idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to_say .)

Presently she began again .'I wonder if I_shall fall right through_the earth ! How funny it'll seem to_come out among_the people that walk with their heads downward ! The Antipathies, i_think--' (she was rather glad there_was no one listening, this_time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) '--but I_shall_have to ask them what the name of_the country is, you_know .Please, Ma'am, is_this New Zealand or Australia ? ' (and she tried to curtsey as she spoke--fancy curtseying as_you're falling through_the air ! do_you_think you_could manage it ? ) 'And what an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking ! No, it'll never do to ask: perhaps I_shall see it written up somewhere .'

Down, down, down . there_was nothing else to_do, so Alice soon began talking again .Dinah'll miss me very_much to-night, i_should think ! ' (Dinah was_the cat .) ' I_hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time .Dinah my dear ! i_wish you were down here with me ! there_are no mice in_the air, I'm afraid, but you_might catch abat, and_that's very like amouse, you_know .But do cats eat bats, I wonder ? ' And here Alice began to_get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in adreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats ? Do cats eat bats ? ' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats ? ' for, you_see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which_way she put it .She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat abat ? ' when suddenly, thump ! thump ! down she came upon aheap of sticks and dry leaves, and_the fall was over .

Alice was not abit hurt, and she jumped up on to her feet in amoment: she looked up, but it_was all dark overhead; before her was another long passage, and_the White Rabbit was still in sight, hurrying down it . there_was not amoment to_be lost: away went Alice like the wind, and was just in_time to hear it say, as it turned acorner, 'Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting ! ' She was close behind it when she turned to corner, but the Rabbit was no longer to_be seen: she found herself in along, low hall, which_was lit up by arow of lamps hanging from_the roof .

There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when Alice had_been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, wondering how she was ever to_get out again .

Suddenly she came upon alittle three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there_was nothing on_it except atiny golden key, and Alice's first thought was_that it might belong to one_of_the doors of_the hall; but, alas ! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would_not open any of_them .However, on_the second time round, she came upon alow curtain she had_not noticed before, and behind it_was alittle door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in_the lock, and to her great delight it fitted !

Alice opened the door and found that_it led into asmall passage, not much larger than arat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage into_the loveliest garden you ever saw .How she longed to_get out of_that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she_could_not even get her head though the doorway; 'and even if_my head would go through,' thought poor Alice, 'it would_be of very little use without my shoulders .Oh, how i_wish I_could shut up like atelescope ! i_think I_could, if I only know how to_begin .' For, you_see, so_many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to_think that very few things indeed were really impossible .

There seemed to_be no use in waiting by_the little door, so she went back to_the table, half hoping she might find another key on_it, or at any rate abook of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this_time she found alittle bottle on_it, ('which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of_the bottle was apaper label, with_the words 'DRINK ME' beautifully printed on_it in large letters .

it_was all very_well to_say 'Drink me,' but the wise little Alice was not going to do_that in ahurry .'No, I'll look first,' she said, ' and_see whether it's marked "poison" or not'; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they_would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that ared-hot poker will burn you if your hold it too long; and_that if_you cut your finger very deeply with aknife, it usually bleeds; and she had never forgotten that, if_you drink much from abottle marked 'poison,' it_is almost certain to disagree with_you, sooner or later .

However, this bottle was not marked 'poison,' so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in_fact, asort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast,) she very_soon finished it off .

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'What acurious feeling ! ' said Alice; ' I_must_be shutting up like atelescope .'

And so it_was indeed: she was now only ten inches high, and her face brightened up at_the thought that she was now the right size for going though the little door into that lovely garden .First, however, she waited for_a_few_minutes to_see if she was going to shrink any further: she felt alittle nervous about_this; ' for_it might end, you_know,' said Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like acandle .I wonder what i_should_be like then ? ' And she tried to fancy what the flame of acandle is like after_the candle is blown out, for she_could_not remember ever having seen such athing .

After awhile, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going into_the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice ! when she got to_the door, she found he had forgotten the little golden key, and when she went back to_the table for_it, she found she_could_not possibly reach it: she could_see it quite plainly through_the glass, and she tried her best to climb up one_of_the legs of_the table, but it_was too slippery; and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried .

'Come, there's no use in crying like that ! ' said Alice to herself, rather sharply; 'I advise you to leave off this minute ! ' She generally gave herself very_good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as_to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in agame of croquet she was playing against herself, for_this curious child was very fond of pretending to_be two people .'But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, 'to pretend to_be two people ! Why, there's hardly enough of me left to_make one respectable person ! '

Soon her eye fell on alittle glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it, and found in_it a very_small cake, on_which the words 'EAT ME' were beautifully marked in currants .'Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, 'and if_it makes me grow larger, I_can reach the key; and if_it makes me grow smaller, I_can creep under the door; so either way I'll get into_the garden, and I don't care which happens ! '

She ate alittle bit, and said anxiously to herself, ' which_way ? which_way ? ', holding her hand on_the top of her head to_feel which_way it_was growing, and she was quite surprised to_find that she remained the same size: to_be_sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so_much into_the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that_it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to_go on in_the common way .

So she set to work, and very_soon finished off the cake .

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Chapter II: The Pool of Tears

'Curiouser and curiouser ! ' cried Alice (she was so_much surprised, that for_the moment she quite forgot how


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