Alice's Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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he_did it,) he_did_not look at all comfortable, and it_was certainly not becoming .

' and_that's the jury-box,' thought Alice, 'and those twelve creatures,' (she was obliged to_say 'creatures,' you_see, because some_of_them were animals, and some were birds,) 'I suppose they_are the jurors .' She said this last word two_or_three times over to herself, being rather proud of it: for she thought, and rightly too, that very few little girls of her age knew the meaning of it at all .However, 'jury-men' would_have done just as_well .

The twelve jurors were all writing very busily on slates .' what_are they doing ? ' Alice whispered to_the Gryphon .' they_can't have anything to_put down yet, before_the trial's begun .'

'They're putting down their names,' the Gryphon whispered in reply, 'for fear they should forget them before_the end of_the trial .'

'Stupid things ! ' Alice began in aloud, indignant voice, but she stopped hastily, for_the White Rabbit cried out, 'Silence in_the court ! ' and_the King put on_his spectacles and looked anxiously round, to_make out who was talking .

Alice could_see, as_well as_if she were looking over their shoulders, that all the jurors were writing down 'stupid things ! ' on their slates, and she_could even make out that one_of_them didn't know how to spell 'stupid,' and_that he had to ask his neighbour to_tell him .'A nice muddle their slates'll be in before_the trial's over ! ' thought Alice .

one_of_the jurors had apencil that squeaked .This of_course, Alice could_not stand, and she went round the court and got behind him, and very_soon found an opportunity of taking it away .She did it so quickly that_the poor little juror ( it_was Bill, the Lizard) could_not make out at all what had become of it; so, after hunting all about for_it, he_was obliged to write with one finger for_the rest of_the day; and this_was of very little use, as it left no mark on_the slate .

'Herald, read the accusation ! ' said the King .

on_this the White Rabbit blew three blasts on_the trumpet, and then unrolled the parchment scroll, and read as follows:--

'The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on asummer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away ! '

'Consider your verdict,' the King said to_the jury .

'Not yet, not yet ! ' the Rabbit hastily interrupted .'There's agreat deal to_come before_that ! '

'Call the first witness,' said the King; and_the White Rabbit blew three blasts on_the trumpet, and called out, 'First witness ! '

The first witness was_the Hatter . he_came in with ateacup in one hand and apiece of bread-and-butter in_the other .'I beg pardon, your Majesty,' he began, 'for bringing these in: but I hadn't quite finished my tea when i_was sent for .'

'You ought_to_have finished,' said the King .'When did you begin ? '

The Hatter looked at_the March Hare, who had followed him into_the court, arm-in-arm with_the Dormouse .'Fourteenth of March, i_think it_was,' he_said .

'Fifteenth,' said the March Hare .

'Sixteenth,' added the Dormouse .

'Write that down,' the King said to_the jury, and_the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence .

'Take off your hat,' the King said to_the Hatter .

'It isn't mine,' said the Hatter .

'Stolen ! ' the King exclaimed, turning to_the jury, who instantly made amemorandum of_the fact .

'I keep them to_sell,' the Hatter added as an explanation; 'I've none of_my own .I'm ahatter .'

Here the Queen put on her spectacles, and began staring at_the Hatter, who turned pale and fidgeted .

'Give your evidence,' said the King; 'and don't be nervous, or I'll have_you executed on_the spot .'

this_did_not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting from one foot to_the other, looking uneasily at_the Queen, and in_his confusion he bit alarge piece out of_his teacup instead of_the bread-and-butter .

Just at_this moment Alice felt avery curious sensation, which puzzled her a good_deal until she made out what it_was: she was beginning to grow larger again, and she thought at first she_would get up and leave the court; but on second thoughts she decided to remain where she was as long as_there_was room for her .

' i_wish you wouldn't squeeze so .' said the Dormouse, who was sitting next to her .' I_can hardly breathe .'

' I_can't help it,' said Alice very meekly: 'I'm growing .'

'You've no right to grow here,' said the Dormouse .

'Don't talk nonsense,' said Alice more boldly: ' you_know you're growing too .'

'Yes, but I grow at areasonable pace,' said the Dormouse: 'not in_that ridiculous fashion .' And he got up very sulkily and crossed over to_the other side of_the court .

All this_time the Queen had never left off staring at_the Hatter, and, just as_the Dormouse crossed the court, she said to one_of_the officers of_the court, 'Bring me the list of_the singers in_the last concert ! ' on_which the wretched Hatter trembled so, that he shook both his shoes off .

'Give your evidence,' the King repeated angrily, 'or I'll have_you executed, whether you're nervous or not .'

'I'm apoor man, your Majesty,' the Hatter began, in atrembling voice, '--and I hadn't begun my tea--not above aweek or so--and what with_the bread-and-butter getting so thin-- and_the twinkling of_the tea--'

'The twinkling of_the what ? ' said the King .

'It began with_the tea,' the Hatter replied .

' of_course twinkling begins with aT ! ' said the King sharply .' do_you take me for adunce ? Go on ! '

'I'm apoor man,' the Hatter went on, 'and most things twinkled after_that--only the March Hare said--'

'I didn't ! ' the March Hare interrupted in agreat hurry .

' you_did ! ' said the Hatter .

'I deny it ! ' said the March Hare .

'He denies it,' said the King: 'leave out that part .'

'Well, at any rate, the Dormouse said--' the Hatter went on, looking anxiously round to_see if he_would deny it too: but the Dormouse denied nothing, being fast asleep .

' after_that,' continued the Hatter, 'I cut some more bread- and-butter--'

'But what did the Dormouse say ? ' one_of_the jury asked .

'That I_can't remember,' said the Hatter .

' you_must remember,' remarked the King, 'or I'll have_you executed .'

The miserable Hatter dropped his teacup and bread-and-butter, and went down on one knee .'I'm apoor man, your Majesty,' he began .

'You're avery poor speaker,' said the King .

Here one_of_the guinea-pigs cheered, and was immediately suppressed by_the officers of_the court .( as_that is rather ahard word, i_will just explain to_you how it was_done .They had alarge canvas bag, which tied up at_the mouth with strings: into_this they slipped the guinea-pig, head first, and then sat upon it .)

'I'm glad I've seen that done,' thought Alice .'I've so often read in_the newspapers, at_the end of trials, " there_was some attempts at applause, which_was immediately suppressed by_the officers of_the court," and I never understood what it meant till now .'

' if_that's all you_know about_it, you_may stand down,' continued the King .

' I_can't go no lower,' said the Hatter: 'I'm on_the floor, as_it_is .'

'Then you_may sit down,' the King replied .

Here the other guinea-pig cheered, and was suppressed .

'Come, that finished the guinea-pigs ! ' thought Alice .'Now we_shall get on better .'

'I'd rather finish my tea,' said the Hatter, with an anxious look at_the Queen, who was reading the list of singers .

' you_may go,' said the King, and_the Hatter hurriedly left the court, without even waiting to_put his shoes on .

'--and just take his head off outside,' the Queen added to one_of_the officers: but the Hatter was out of sight before_the officer could get to_the door .

'Call the next witness ! ' said the King .

The next witness was_the Duchess's cook .She carried the pepper-box in her hand, and Alice guessed who it_was, even before she got into_the court, by_the_way the people near the door began sneezing all at once .

'Give your evidence,' said the King .

'Shan't,' said the cook .

The King looked anxiously at_the White Rabbit, who said in alow voice, 'Your Majesty must cross-examine this witness .'

'Well, if I_must, I_must,' the King said, with amelancholy air, and, after folding his arms and frowning at_the cook till his eyes were nearly out of sight, he_said in adeep voice, ' what_are tarts made of ? '

'Pepper, mostly,' said the cook .

'Treacle,' said asleepy voice behind her .

'Collar that Dormouse,' the Queen shrieked out .'Behead that Dormouse ! Turn that Dormouse out of court ! Suppress him ! Pinch him ! Off with_his whiskers ! '

For some minutes the whole court was in confusion, getting the Dormouse turned out, and, by_the_time they had settled down again, the cook had disappeared .

'Never mind ! ' said the King, with an air of great relief .'Call the next witness .' And he added in an undertone to_the Queen, 'Really, my dear, you_must cross-examine the next witness .It quite makes my forehead ache ! '

Alice watched the White Rabbit as he fumbled over the list, feeling very curious to_see what the next witness would_be like, '--for they haven't got much evidence yet,' she said to herself .Imagine her surprise, when_the White Rabbit read out, at_the top of_his shrill little voice, the name 'Alice ! '

Chapter XII: Alice's Evidence

'Here ! ' cried Alice, quite forgetting in_the flurry of_the moment how large she had grown in_the last few_minutes, and she jumped up in_such ahurry that she tipped over the jury-box with_the edge of her skirt, upsetting all the jurymen on to_the heads of_the crowd below, and there they lay sprawling about, reminding her very_much of aglobe of goldfish she had accidentally upset the week before .

'Oh, I beg your pardon ! ' she exclaimed in atone of great dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as she_could, for_the accident of_the goldfish kept running in her head, and she had avague sort of idea that they_must_be collected at once and put back into_the jury-box, or they_would die .

'The trial cannot proceed,' said the King in avery grave voice, 'until all the jurymen are back in their proper places--all,' he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he_said do .

Alice looked at_the jury-box, and saw that, in her haste, she had put the Lizard in head downwards,


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